"Oh my God! Heaven is dead to my family! Guo Er just looked up to the sky and roared, and suddenly anxiously grabbed his son Guo Degang's hand, pulled it hard, and yelled, "Let's go!" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Go to the hospital!"

"Don't, it's the most humiliating thing for us men to be hard, I don't want to be known!"

Syllable!

Guo Ergang suddenly slapped Guo Degang in the face, making five clear finger marks, which was the first time Guo Degang was beaten by his father since he was a child.

"Dad!" Guo Degang stretched out his hand to cover his own right cheek, stunned.

Guo Ergang pointed at his unfilial son with old tears in his eyes and shouted: "This is a major matter related to the life and death of our family, I can't help you to come nonsense!" ”

"Dad, I know it's wrong!" Guo Degang also panicked, what he said just now was just angry words, in case his root really can't be used in the future, he will be bored to live without a woman.

Guo Ergang drove his baby son to the emergency department of the district hospital overnight, and Dr. Wu, a well-known andrologist in the district hospital, went home early, so Guo Ergang used his network to pull Dr. Wu from the bed to the hospital with a dead face.

Doctor Wu is angry, his wife is more than ten years younger than him, and he usually lets his wife, even whether they have sex depends on his wife's face.

His wife has refused to have sex with him for more than a month, and tonight Dr. Wu finally got the opportunity to have sex at the cost of a diamond ring, but he didn't expect that he was just halfway through the work and was pulled to the hospital by Guo Ergang.

Doctor Wu was bruised all the way when he entered the doctor's office. He walked in with something high under him.

This made Guo Degang look jealous, and he hurriedly looked down at his soft things, so he felt a burst of sadness.

Then, Guo Ergang hurriedly told Dr. Wu about his son's troubles.

"Doctor Wu, you have to save my son's roots, this is a matter of life and death for our family's inheritance!" Guo Ergang begged hard.

Doctor Wu was still angry about being interrupted by the father and son in front of him, so he said angrily: "Take your son to do various series of physical examinations first, so that I can judge the condition." ”

More than an hour later, Guo Degang's report came out, and Dr. Wu held Guo Degang's examination report in his hand, and his eyebrows were solemn. And he kept shaking his head and sighing.

Guo Degang father and son saw this plot. It's all nervous in my heart, and the doctor's face is not good, isn't it obvious that it is not a good result?

Guo Ergang finally couldn't help but ask, "Doctor Wu, has my son lost his fertility?" When he said this, he became very emotional.

"Stop!" Physician Wu hurriedly stretched out his hand and shook it. "I'm going to correct you for your diction. The term fertility is applied to women comrades. And the man's words should be said to be the function of making children. ”

"Haode, Dr. Wu is really professional, so does my son still have the function of creating children?"

"Yes. According to the test results, your son's seminal vesicle function is still complete, and the tadpole value is also up to standard, among which the tadpole vitality is good. ”

"Of course, I'm the sports commissioner!" Hearing this, Guo Degang couldn't help but boast about himself.

"It's just that the deformity rate is a little more.,I guess it's caused by too much masturbation in peacetime.。 Dr. Wu poured cold water.

"What?! Oh my God, Dr. Wu, can my tadpole deformity rate be saved? Guo Degang was shocked when he heard this.

"You are still young now, there is still room for growth and development, as long as you quit masturbation in the future and live a healthy life, you can still be saved." Physician Wu said comfortingly.

"Thank goodness." Guo Degang and Guo Ergang were both relieved.

"Go back, you deleted all the aiqing action movies on your hard drive." Guo Ergang ordered.

"Huh? Oh no, Dad, that's what I've been collecting since I was twelve......"

"Do you want those films or do you want your little brother?" Guo Ergang's face was gloomy.

"I want a little brother...... "Guo Degang sighed and compromised.

Hearing Dr. Wu's analysis, it was really a false alarm, and the road in front of them was clear, so the haze in the hearts of the father and son gradually dissipated, and they were extremely relaxed.

It turns out that life can also have such ups and downs, ups and downs, Guo Degang couldn't help but sigh.

The feeling of going from hell to heaven is the most wonderful and the most cherished, Guo Ergang realized the philosophy of life.

After a while, Guo Degang suddenly thought of something, and suddenly stretched his neck and screamed: "Isn't it right? ”

"What's the matter, son?" Guo Ergang felt a tangle in his heart.

"Doctor Wu, according to what you say, my child-making function is complete, but I can't be hard?"

"This ......" Dr. Wu knew that things could not contain the fire, and of course he was willing to say good things, but as a doctor, he seemed to be violating medical ethics by doing so.

"Doctor Wu, don't hide anything from me." Guo Ergang narrowed his eyes, showing a high-level aura.

Dr. Wu swallowed a handful of saliva before slowly explaining, "Oh, this is related to the neurological aspect. Physician Wu explained slowly, "Guo Degang, your child-making function is indeed no problem, the quality of the tadpole is up to standard, but several nerves on the little brother are broken, so even if you masturbate for 10,000 years, it will not get hard." ”

"What ?!!!" The father and son heard the words and the sky was a bolt from the blue.

"Doctor Wu, you are a lifesaver for our family, as long as you have a way to save my son's roots? Even if I go bankrupt, I won't hesitate to do it! Guo Ergang's teeth rattled.

"Dad......" Guo Degang felt the greatness of father's love for the first time.

"Ahem...... It's hard. ”

"What did you say?!" Guo Ergang rushed towards Dr. Wu excitedly, and was surprised that he was so short that he actually had the strength to grab the collar of Dr. Wu's clothes and lift it up.

"Let it go...... Let go...... I'm about to suffocate to death......" Doctor Wu shouted with a red face, if it weren't for Guo Ergang, who was a senior cadre of the Land Bureau and had a good network, he would have punched this dwarf a long time ago.

Knowing that it was still his son's roots that mattered, Guo Ergang nervously put down Doctor Wu, and then waited gloomily for Doctor Wu's answer.

Doctor Wu's cheeks twitched: "The only way in science is to reconnect the broken nerve in your son's roots, but this kind of jishu seems to be very difficult to do in the entire Shijie range in modern times, and you have to go to the aliens for help." ”

"Ahh......h

"My son...... Our family ......" Guo Er was so angry that he was ready to go crazy.

"Wait! Although it can't be hardened, your son's child-making function is still good, and it won't affect the succession. Doctor Wu was also afraid that the father and son would be mad, so he hurriedly said.

"Good doctor, tell us what to do!" Guo Ergang excitedly shook Dr. Wu's hands, as if it was the action of the two leaders when they met in victory. (To be continued......)