Chapter 397: More than a hundred wives
Hearing the green-haired ghost yelling again, once again attracting the attention of the other ghosts, Li Yi was so angry that he really wanted to throw the green-haired ghost out to feed the dogs.
The most important thing now is to clear yourself of suspicion!
Li Yi thought about it, so he deliberately sneered and said to the green-haired ghost: "Are you used to being poor?" Do I need to shout when I throw a red candle to the little ghost? I am so rich and rich, and my living relatives can't finish burning me every day, do I still need to care about a red candle? If I cared, I wouldn't have given you this dress for nothing! ”
"Ah......" The green-haired ghost looked embarrassed when he heard this.
"Wow, it turns out that the luxurious clothes worn by the green-haired ghost were given by him!"
"I thought that this poor and sour person had become arrogant today, it turned out that he had fallen into a rich and noble ghost."
"Even then, that green-haired ghost is a cheap bone, people don't care about throwing a red candle, and he still yells, it's a shame."
"Well, yes. Even if a cheap bone is a cheap bone, a sparrow can't become a phoenix even if it climbs on the branches. The other goblins around pointed at the green-haired ghost and pointed.
This situation made the green-haired ghost return to the scene where he was ridiculed by other ghost officials before Yujian Li Yi, so he couldn't help but regret it.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Bang Bang ......"
He suddenly slapped himself a few times, and bowed to Li Yi while fanning: "I'm cheap, please forgive me for the sin of disrespect just now." ”
Although he is a ghost, he can bend and stretch. And now he is still of use to me. Li Yi's eyes narrowed, so he stretched out his hand to stop him and said: "Okay, knowing your mistakes can improve a lot, you are different now, since you have come to this place, you must be worthy of your identity." ”
Then Li Yi said earnestly: "In a place like a brothel, whether it is a yang world or a ghost town, you have to pretend to be an uncle, because the second bustard and the girls in the brothel are all open-minded for money." You are the uncle, they are next to you. You see that there are more wolves here and less meaty. The girls will definitely choose the uncle to go first, and those who stay to bear the pain of loneliness will always be bitter slings! ”
"Oh, Brother Emperor is really an expert. No wonder I've been here for over a hundred years. So far, he has not gotten rid of the identity of the green-haired ghost. Because I don't pretend to be an uncle, the girls here don't look down on me. The green-haired ghost suddenly realized.
Then he quietly asked Li Yi: "How do you pretend to be uncle?" ”
"You treat you as the emperor Lao Tzu, and everything is not worth mentioning in your eyes. As long as you truly regard yourself as the emperor Lao Tzu, you will succeed. Li Yi said seriously.
"Understood!" The green-haired ghost looked excited, and the next one his face changed and became arrogant.
"Yes, it's cold in high places, this is what an uncle should have." Li Yi gave the green-haired ghost a thumbs up, and he thought to himself, this shouldn't bother me in the future. People and ghosts have different paths, as long as you find Xiaohuan's soul, you can slip away quickly.
Seeing that the green-haired ghost was quiet, Li Yi asked him tentatively: "Brother green-haired, I want to ask you something." ”
"Please, Brother Emperor." The green-haired brother smiled faintly.
Grooving?! This expression is really fucking awesome!
The green-haired ghost smiled faintly, but he couldn't hide the arrogance on his face and the loneliness of a hundred years, and he was covered in a golden coat, as if he was a powerful emperor-level figure!
It seems that the green-haired ghost fought hard in order to get rid of his embarrassing identity.
Li Yi organized the language in his mind, so he asked, "It is said that the city lord of this city is very powerful?" ”
"Yes, you don't know...... the green-haired ghost paused when he said this, and quickly changed his face, flicked his sleeves, and sneered, "Hmph, what kind of awesome existence?" He was just a small Taishou in the late Qing Dynasty, and was later beheaded by the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and the three great gods saw that he still had a little identity before his death, so he let him manage the city after his death. In my eyes, the city lord is a green onion! ”
Li Yi saw the green-haired ghost mention the three evil gods, so he was overjoyed, and followed the green-haired ghost's words and said: "Speaking of the three great gods, I heard a legend that it is said that they often go outside to catch some young and beautiful women back. ”
In fact, Li Yi had never heard of such a thing, but he thought of the relationship between Xiaohuan's soul being captured by the three evil gods, so he said this sentence to test it.
The green-haired ghost really fell for the trick, and was led away by Li Yi, so he replied, "Is it a young and beautiful virgin?" ”
"Yes, definitely a virgin." Li Yi hurriedly responded, thinking that Xiaohuan was still a virgin.
"Maybe that's a possibility. By the way, the city lord has married more than a hundred ghost wives, but the hateful thing is that he actually married virgin ghosts! Tomorrow will be his two hundredth birthday, and he will marry a young and beautiful virgin ghost on the occasion of his two hundred birthdays, and this news has already caused a storm in the city. ”
"Huh?" Li Yi's heart tightened when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked, "What is the identity of the female ghost that the city lord is going to marry tomorrow?" ”
"Huh? Brother Emperor, you seem to be very concerned about this matter. The green-haired ghost was a little suspicious.
"How can you do it if you don't care?" Li Yi slammed the table.
Frightened, the green-haired ghost quickly shrank his head.
Then Li Yicai continued with a hateful expression: "He was beheaded by the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and after his death, he fell on the thighs of the three great gods, and he was in a high position. And he actually used the public for personal gain, and married more than 100 wives, and all of them were virgins, which is a matter of common anger of people and gods. The virgins were all snatched away by him, so what should we do? And the green-haired brother, you ghosts, also because of the relationship between the city lord, you can't get rid of the embarrassing identity of the green-haired ghost for more than a hundred years! ”
The green-haired ghost was painful by Li Yi's words, and his more than 100 years of singleton career made him accumulate incomparable resentment, so he also hated the city lord under Li Yi's bewitchment.
"Smack!"
The green-haired ghost also slammed the table with hatred and roared, "Damn, people and gods are angry! City lord, you have occupied so many virgins, Lao Tzu and you are incompatible! ”
"Huh!"
All the goblins looked at the green-haired ghost in surprise.
Who has the audacity to scold the city lord in the city?
"What do you see? Hum! The green-haired ghost's face sank, since he heard Li Yi say the theory that prostitutes like uncles, he has been brewing countless times, and now he has completely substituted into the role of the emperor, at this time he is the emperor is the uncle, whether it is thinking or acting posture.
This ghost is not small! All the ghosts turned back in fear, not daring to anger the green-haired ghosts.
"Hmph, they're all a bunch of untouchables." The green-haired ghost said arrogantly.
Dig the slot, this guy really thinks he's a big guy himself. Li Yi was speechless for a while when he saw this, and continued to ask: "What is the origin of the woman who will marry the city lord tomorrow on his two hundredth birthday?" ”
"I don't know about this, it is said that the bride was caught by the three great gods from the outside and given to the city lord as a birthday gift."
Caught from the outside? Could it really be the soul of Xiaohuan! Li Yi was shocked when he heard this. (To be continued......)