Chapter 440: How Do You Suck It?
Li Yi followed the procession to welcome relatives for another five or six minutes, and finally came to a lively street.
I saw that both sides of this street were covered with colorful ghosts, and all the hippie smiling faces greeted the family.
On both sides of the road, the lights are colorful, and they are no worse than those in the present world!
It's just that there is a big difference here, and that is that there is no sound of firecrackers.
Firecrackers are invented in ancient times in the Celestial Empire in order to drive away the cannibalistic "Year Beast", and the Year Beast is a kind of divine beast, and firecrackers can even scare away fierce beasts, let alone ghosts.
Ghosts are very afraid of firecrackers, and mortals can't see ghosts, but the tissue parts of the body can feel the presence of ghosts.
Sometimes, when you're alone, or in a quiet environment, you suddenly shudder.
This is actually a manifestation of yin qi entering the body, indicating that a ghost has come to your side, but don't be afraid at this time, because the underworld has exclusive rules, just like the laws of the world, which can restrain ghosts from doing evil.
When you set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year, even if it is in the middle of the night, you hear the crackling sound and see and smell the thick smell of gunsmoke, at this time you will feel that it is the most reassuring time of the year, and that is because all the evil demons have been scared away and hidden.
Therefore, when a ghost marries a wife, he will not set off firecrackers.
Many ghosts gathered from afar, followed by the greeting procession, densely packed and countless, these ghosts are in the ghost town, come to congratulate the city lord on his birthday.
The lord of the castle was also pleased. Because every time he is at this time, he can receive as many congratulatory gifts as Xiaosan, and he will make a windfall.
Soon, the greeting team and the ghosts who came to visit walked in a long line to the gate of a large mansion.
This mansion is so magnificent, it is almost the same as the city lord's mansion where Zhang Xianpo lived that Li Yi saw before, and it is simply a luxury that only the nobles of the palace can live in.
The ghosts gathered in front of the city lord's mansion to prepare to enter were crowded with people, and it was very lively.
But none of this made people feel warm, because the ghosts were gathered together too much, and the air around them was cold.
It's bitterly cold. Yin is pervasive. As a result, a thin layer of hoarfrost has condensed on the ground and eaves.
Ever since Li Yi came here with the team, his hairs have been standing on end.
"Ahh He couldn't help but sneeze.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
Many ghosts looked in Li Yi's direction.
Not good! Li Yi was shocked, and hurriedly pinched his nose and covered his mouth. Then he shuttled through the group of goblins a few times. Away from where he had just sneezed and stood.
"I seem to smell the smell of the living just now." A big-nosed ghost said suspiciously.
"I smell it too. Good fragrant yang. A short goblin said.
"Hehehe, who is the living person? Isn't it a man? If it's a man, let us sisters. Let's squeeze out his yang essence together! A female ghost silver laughed.
"Hee-hee, let him die or live, and then suck everything out of him." The eyes of the other female ghosts are generous and silvery.
These ghosts who live in ghost towns have not met a single living person for tens or hundreds of years, no wonder they are extremely excited.
Some male ghosts even made a big fuss: "Wait a minute, if I catch him first, I'll get on him!" It doesn't matter if the person is male or female, Yang Essence is useful to me. ”
"You're a man, how do you suck it?" A female ghost said disdainfully.
"Suck it with your mouth."
"!" Li Yi was annoyed for a while when he heard this, but he held back his anger and didn't dare to attack, if the ghosts found out that he was a living person, he would definitely suffer the pain of being devoured by ten thousand ants.
There are too many ghosts here to count, if a ghost bites a piece of meat, even if it bites all the meat on Li Yi's body, it is far from enough for them to eat.
Li Yi found out this time that he had made a lot of nonsense in front of the big girl and said that he was going to kill the ghosts and monsters here, which was really a fool's dream. The reason is that Li Yi had greatly miscalculated the number of ghosts before!
This ghost town is bigger than you think!
Those ghosts who smelled Li Yisheng's scent just now were excitedly looking for Li Yi in the group of ghosts, and every ghost who met each other would first stretch out their noses and smell excitedly. After finding out that it was not, he lowered his head in disappointment and continued to look for it.
However, after Li Yi covered his mouth, there was a double cover of the evil jade ring and the ghost fire on his head, and those ghosts couldn't recognize Li Yi as a living person, because their skills were far from enough to see through Li Yi.
After a while, a few ghosts such as family members walked out of the city lord's mansion with a smile and greeted the welcoming team into the city lord's mansion.
After that, the guests who had been wandering outside began to enter the city lord's mansion one by one.
The ghosts who were originally looking for Li Yi found that the wedding had begun, so they had no choice but to give up looking for Li Yi, shaking their heads and sighing and lining up to enter the city lord's mansion. They didn't dare to continue to make trouble at the door of the city lord's house, and they had to give the city lord, a big man who was cared for by the three gods, enough face.
Li Yixin breathed a sigh of relief and was also inserted into the group of ghosts.
Before he walked in, Li Yi's heart suddenly moved, and he secretly opened the eye of the sky, wanting to check what this city lord's mansion with the appearance of a palace nobleman was actually what it was, could it be just a dilapidated cave like the mansion where Zhang Xianpo was at the beginning?
Li Yi secretly stretched out his hand to cover the golden light in his eyes, and only then did he dare to mix in the group of ghosts and monsters to look at the City Lord's Mansion.
He found that the luxurious card box originally engraved with three magnificent gilded characters of "City Lord's Mansion" was really missing several holes, and there was no text on it.
The appearance is a vermilion gate, but the reality is that the ordinary door is pregnant, and the other half of the door has half of the paint off, and the paint has also clumped because of the dust.
Li Yicai then walked into the City Lord's Mansion with the welcoming procession.
"Dig a slot!" Li Yi's mouth opened wide.
Under the watchful eye of the eye of the sky, he found that the buildings inside were in danger of collapsing at any time, and there were cobwebs everywhere.
There were tables and chairs in the courtyard, but they were tattered, and there were disgusting bugs crawling on them, and they were covered with thick dust.
"You, you, the five of you, listen to me, and my uncle will explain that I am responsible for collecting financial gifts." A familiar voice sounded nearby.
Li Yi hurriedly looked over and found that it was Hua Da Shao before, but Hua Da Shao, who was once handsome and chic, and now the skin on his face is blue and purple, presumably after he killed the ghost minister with ghost clothes in the ghost brothel, he was retaliated by the ghost minister's closeness.
This flower is a big young man, after escaping back to the city lord's mansion, he didn't dare to go out until the city lord completely helped him deal with the aftermath.
I saw him commanding the five family ghosts and said: "Young master, I'm going to play with a few beautiful sisters, I don't have time to collect gifts, you come to collect them, but you are not allowed to hide your secrets, otherwise I will throw you off the oil pot, do you know?" (To be continued......)