Chapter 829: Life Without Eggs

The ninjas' gaze followed the direction Wu Gang pointed.

Wu Gang's eyes narrowed, and then he pointed his finger to the side of the corpse, which fell on the brain that had rolled with the dirt on the ground.

The ninjas' eyes also quickly moved over, but the sadness in their eyes could not be concealed. Because,That's the brain of their companion Dazhi who was shot out of the head by a female ghost.。

At this time, Wu just moved his mouth lightly and said: "I'm thinking, people are inherently dead, but there is a difference between body death and brain death, I saw that the benevolent brother's brain was shot out of his head, and now his brain is lying quietly on the ground." So I couldn't help but wonder, at this moment, is his brain still conscious? ”

"Ah?!!!h When the three ninjas heard this, their faces turned pale with anger.

Wu Gang shook his head and continued: "Think about it for yourselves, if the brain leaves the body, the body is dead, if the brain is useless, then why should Einstein contribute his brain to future generations after his death?" If you take a closer look, although that brother's brain is not as big as Einstein's, it is still a brain. ”

"You ......" the three ninjas were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

Wu Gang felt that he had now reached a state of complete forgetfulness, he didn't understand why he was so smart, and suddenly remembered the online novels he had read before, and suddenly felt shocked: Is it an epiphany?

It's a shame, Lao Tzu can't waste this opportunity, he must continue to have an epiphany, and let everyone be impressed in the future!

Wu Gang was so excited that he hurriedly continued to say his research results: "I think. That benevolent brother's brain should still have thinking now, otherwise, why do humans like to eat monkey brains, pig brains, and chicken brains so much? ”

"Yaga !!" The ninja in Tsing Yi led by him finally couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and reached out to pinch Wu Gang's balls!

"Wow!" Wu Gang's mouth opened into an O-shape and shouted, and his eyes were about to fly out.

Remotely, in the dark.

Miao Qiuchi suddenly asked, "Li Yi, I don't know how it feels after your man's two eggs are pinched?" ”

"This ...... Let me think. Li Yi pondered for a moment before sighing, "I don't know the specific feeling." But I had a similar experience. I remember the first time I learned to ride a bike, I hit a telephone pole and my balls died. The feeling at that time, oops......" Li Yi shook his head.

"What does it feel?" Miao Qiuchi asked curiously.

"It seems to be. To put your two balls. Push it into your body. And in the process. Although it hurts in the balls, the heart, lungs, and organs in the chest feel like they are about to spit out of the mouth. It was just the feeling when I accidentally hit the balls on my bike as a kid. I think Wu Gang's feeling now must be dozens of times more painful. Li Yi remembered it for a while.

"Ah...... It turns out that you men are also very hard to live. Miao Qiuchi was frightened.

Just after the angry ninja in Tsing Yi angrily reached out and grabbed Wu Gang's balls. Seeing this, the other two ninjas hurriedly shouted to dissuade: "Inoue, don't be impulsive, for the sake of the Seven Treasure Dragon Plate, for the sake of the big island country, you can't be impulsive!" ”

"The spirit of bushido, not to be humiliated, although the death penalty is avoided, the living crime cannot be escaped!" The hand of the leader of the ninja in Tsing Yi squeezed hard.

Syllable!

One of Wu Gang's balls shattered to the ground, and the yellow and white liquid seeped out and flowed into the hand of the ninja in Tsing Yi. When the others saw it, they also felt a lot of pain.

"Ah, I'm dead!" Wu Gang screamed, his eyes rolled and he fainted.

The three ninjas hurriedly used secret methods to help Wu Gang temporarily treat his wounds and prevent Wu Gang from dying.

"Go on, why don't you continue? It's so pretty, tsk! The woman in red floated over with a sinister smile.

"Open the way!" The three ninjas in Tsing Yi were startled, hurriedly picked up the unconscious Wu Gang, and continued to run.

Li Yi and Miao Qiuchi also quietly followed the past.

They fled to the streets, because there were so bloody murders on the streets, and countless policemen came in police cars and blocked the scene of every murder, and all the villagers of Longshi Village, or tourists, were so frightened that they hid in hotels or homes and did not dare to come out.

"Stop!" A police car spotted three people in green clothes and masked faces, carrying a young man running, so it quickly rushed over and braked in front of the three ninjas in green clothes to block the way.

"Stand for Lao Tzu!" Two policemen came out of the car window with a black police pistol.

The three ninjas found that the two policemen were at such a close distance, pointing two pistols at them, so they didn't dare to move, but they still carried the unconscious Wu Gaofu Shuai.

"You ......" the police were excited to interrogate, and their intuition told them that they were going to make a great contribution.

At this time...... Woowoo......

A cold wind blew, and a woman in red floated in from a distance.

"Huh?" The two policemen were so frightened that their hats fell off, and under the light of the police car, they could clearly see the woman flying without touching the ground.

"Is there a ghost?" In fact, they had already known from the witnesses what was going on in Longshi Village.

Bang bang bang! The two policemen tried to shoot the female ghost a few times, but found that there was no response.

"Mother!" The police car was instantly transformed into a F1 car and fled.

The three ninjas also hurriedly carried the unconscious Wu Gang and continued to escape, but the female ghost in red was getting closer and closer to them.

At the critical moment, Wu Gang and Wu Shao, who were pinched and exploded, were awakened.

"Okay, you dare to pinch one of my balls, there is a kind of grass you will grass me again! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will die and kill himself, and you will never get the secret of the Qibao Dragon Plate!! Wu Gang scolded, and the saliva that splashed flew onto the faces of the three ninjas.

After the experience of a ball being pinched and exploded, Wu Shao suddenly felt that if he was allowed to bite his finger again, he would have such courage, then he should also have the courage to bite his tongue and commit suicide.

The leader of the ninja in Tsing Yi was angry, and threatened: "Shut up, or I will throw you to the female ghost!" ”

"There's a kind of you lost! Lao Tzu is not even afraid of biting his tongue and committing suicide, what female ghost is afraid of harming me? Wu Gang yelled.

"Baga, if you scream again, I'll pinch your other ball!" The leader of the ninjas in Tsing Yi said again.

At this moment, Wu Gang was so frightened that he closed his mouth, not to mention the feeling of being pinched and bursting a ball just now, which made Wu Shao feel pain, if his two balls were pinched and exploded, then how would he engage women in the future?

Life without a woman is more terrifying than death for Wu Gang.

"Hahaha! Hahaha! I've caught up with you! The female ghost in red passed through a wall, and the next moment appeared on the way for the four to escape.

"Koizumi, it's your turn to be loyal to the emperor." The leader's eyes sparkled as he looked at one of the ninjas in green clothes.

"For the emperor!" Koizumi Ninja also pulled out a short knife.

"Idiot! Isn't it enough to lure away the female ghost? If you are killed by her, she will continue to catch up! Wu Gang scolded.

"Mine, I know it!" Koizumi Ninja nodded and killed the female ghost in red. (To be continued......)