Peerless, proud and arrogant, 086: Don't chill people's hearts

"Miss, what are you anxious about? If the prince arrives at the gate of the house, can you still sit in the house like this? The slave and maid said to you, the slave and maid saw that from the gate of our mansion, all the way to a far place, well, it should be all the way to the Qi Palace, and there is a red carpet all the way! ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true! How could the slave have deceived the young lady? On both sides of the red carpet, red lanterns are hung on the doors of houses, decorated with silk and flowers. ”

Hearing Ling Hui say this, Ling Yuyan's pretty face slowly turned red, "The prince is really attentive!" ”

"Look at the slave maid, the prince really likes you, Miss!"

"Pure nonsense, when did Miss Ben go around with the prince, how can you talk about it?" Ling Yuyan blushed and scolded Ling Hui. AI parrot

Ling Hui pursed her mouth, rolled her eyes, and continued to flatter: "Lord Wang, he must have liked Miss's talent first, and from his talent, he fell in love with Miss You." Afraid that Ling Yuyan wouldn't believe what she said, Ling Hui then looked at Lily of the Valley and asked, "Lily of the Valley, do you say that the prince likes Miss so much?" ”

Recently, Lily of the Valley has been more and more unable to figure out Ling Hui's thoughts, and when she heard Ling Hui ask her like this, although she didn't want to answer, she still cooperated with Ling Hui in her actions and nodded in front of Ling Yuyan.

Ling Yuyan's vanity was greatly satisfied in the chatter and nodding affirmation of Ling Hui and Lily of the Valley.

She had a shy face, and said to Ling Hui: "As far as you can speak, if the prince doesn't like your young lady and me as much as you say, see if I don't tear your mouth when I get there!" ”

Ling Hui dodged behind Lily of the Valley, poked her head out and said, "Miss can't treat slaves like this." ”

"Why not?" Ling Yuyan blinked, smiled at the corners of her lips, and looked at Ling Hui.

"Because the slave still has this mouth, amuse the young lady!" If it were usual, if Ling Hui lost her identity like this and laughed in front of Ling Yuyan, she would definitely be counted a few words by Ling Yuyan, and she would be fined half a month and a month's money. However, this time Ling Yuyan was in a good mood, and she didn't put Ling Hui a little frivolous and out of decency, and put it in her heart.

Between words, he had a rare quarrel with Ling Hui.

Just as Ling Yuyan and the two girls were talking, the gate of the Hou Mansion became lively for a while.

Because the people who were watching on both sides of the street saw that from the east and west directions, the sound of gongs and drums was gradually reaching their ears.

The king of Qi from the east, wearing a red splendid wedding dress, riding on a white high-headed horse, not to mention how graceful and suave the whole person is, on the horse behind him, King Li and He Tianci, and several other noble sons with noble temperament seem to be for fun, helping the king of Qi to marry the concubine together.

The noisy sound of gongs and drums resounded in the sky, echoing for a long time.

The majestic royal guard of honor opened the eyes of the onlookers, because in addition to the noisy gongs and drums, on both sides of the sedan chair, nearly hundreds of palace maids and little eunuchs wanted to follow, they were extremely extravagant along the road with flower petals, and everyone's faces were filled with happy smiles.

On the other hand, the welcoming procession slowly coming from the west to the Jing'an Hou Mansion.

I saw the tall and thin stupid king, smiling and riding on a black and short little donkey.

Obviously, they are both royal heirs, but the foolish king wears a wedding dress made of the cheapest red coarse cloth on the market, and there is no need to mention the style or anything, because the length of the wedding dress is simply a joke. The short one actually reached the knee of the foolish king, and it seemed that someone obviously wanted to make a fool of the foolish king.

Besides, the guard of honor for welcoming relatives, scattered gongs and drums, and suona sounds, made everyone who heard it sleepy again and again. On both sides of the sedan chair carried by four people, five or six servants with drooping heads walked slowly.

The prince's wedding, which is not eight sedan chairs to pick up the bride, but the problem is that the royal sedan chair for the foolish king to marry the concubine is carried by four people, that's all, after all, there is a sedan chair is not. Who knew that at this time, an emergency happened, and the sedan chair man carrying the sedan chair in front of him walked and walked with a weak leg, and fell to the ground with a "snap".

made the dilapidated sedan chair, which didn't look very strong, fall to pieces in an instant.

The people on both sides of the street, watching this scene, began to talk one after another.

"Alas! It is said that the royal family has no true feelings, but we can be regarded as seeing it today! ”

"Who's to say it isn't?"

"His aunt, you said that this stupid king is no longer favored, and the current emperor should not let the stupid king and the king of Qi have such a world difference on a big day like today!"

"Royal affairs, who can say for sure! If you want to complain, you can only complain that the stupid king is not born to the queen! ”

"Chilling! I swear that I will never laugh at the stupid king behind my back again! He looks even more pitiful than us ordinary people. ”

"If you want me to say, the emperor really shouldn't use the matter of a stupid king marrying a wife to insult our goddess." The woman who spoke glanced at the sedan chair behind the silly king, and said with a pout: "If the goddess and others are angry because of this sedan chair, it will not be good!" ”

"The goddess is angry, even if she wants to make a move, according to my thoughts, she will not be angry with our ordinary people. It should be the royal people who should suffer, let's wait and see! ”

Hearing the sound of the sedan chair behind him, the silly king turned his head from the back of the little donkey, and at a glance, he didn't care about the donkey still walking, so he turned over from the back of the little donkey, he blinked his misty eyes, pointed to the sedan chair that fell on the ground, and said with a crying voice: "You are bad people, you are bad people, this king will use it to take the lady back to the palace, you will pay, lose this king......"

The sedan chair man who got up from the ground, lowered his head, and retreated to the fat body of the butler Wang who helped the stupid king to welcome his relatives, and then shut up.

His heart is weak, and the reason why he can fall down so well is because he listened to the instructions of the king's steward. If the goddess knew that he had broken the sedan chair, would she offend his family?

Steward Wang looked at the sedan chair man who was afraid of things, and his fat body stood in front of the stupid king, and said in a rough voice: "What to pay, isn't there still a donkey?" Wait for you and your bride to ride it back to the palace! ”

"Woo woo...... you bully this king! You snatched all the new clothes that your beautiful sister bought for this king, and you are still bullying this king today, woo woo......"

The stupid king pointed his finger at the fat body of the steward Wang, and the tears fell down "popping".

"You fool, my Wang didn't rob your clothes, you gave it to me, okay?" Steward Wang smiled, stretched out his big fat hand, and smoothed out the folds at the hem of his clothes.

Ling Wushuang was based on the figure of the Fool King, and the clothes bought for the Fool King in the shop, and the fat body of the Steward Wang was obviously not the same as the figure of the Fool King.

But that's it, the king's housekeeper was red at the clothes and materials, and on this day when the foolish king married, he took out a white robe from the cabinet and put it on himself.

The good clothes were completely deformed by the round body of Steward Wang.

didn't have time to let his mother-in-law do the trimming, so the king housekeeper dragged the long hem of his clothes, followed behind the sedan chair, and greeted the foolish king.

"Alas! Slave bully! ”

"What the foolish king said is true, I saw the goddess take him to the ready-to-wear shop to buy clothes that day!"

"To put it mildly, the steward Wang standing in front of the stupid king really looks like the big fat pig raised in the backyard of my house!"

"Be quiet, he heard it, be careful to turn back and settle with you!"

"Do you think I'm afraid? When the goddess sees him bullying the stupid king, she doesn't know how to clean him up. ”

"It's strange to say, the goddess doesn't seem to dislike the foolish king at all, every time she looks at the foolish king, her eyes have a soft expression."

"Which immortal and fierce god have you ever seen evil to our people?" The speaker raised his eyebrows and continued: "The goddess can be good to the foolish king, and she probably pities the foolish king's situation. ”

The women who were talking in a whisper, seeing that the stupid king was counted down by the king's housekeeper and didn't dare to say anything more, Qi shook his head helplessly.

"Haha! Lord Li, laughing to death, why did you make that fool like this! He Tianci rode on the horse, fingered at the short wedding dress worn by the Silly King, and bent his body on the back of the horse with a smile, "This is also the whole little donkey coming out, there are really yours, haha!" ”

Xuanyuan Li glared at He Tianci, and said angrily: "Which eye do you see that it was the king and the fourth brother?" ”

The stupid king dressed like this, and the sparse greeting procession behind him, was really something that King Li didn't expect. He knew that what He Tianci said was that he was referring to him Xuanyuan Royal, but he just distorted the original meaning of He Tianci's words.

He didn't understand, no matter how disgusted his father was with the fool who was wiping his tears and swaying over not far away, he shouldn't let him lose the royal face so much, right?

"Fourth brother, why did you say that your father did this?" Xuanyuan was puzzled, so he clamped his legs between the horse's belly, moved towards Xuanyuanqing's side, leaned over, leaned over, and whispered to Xuanyuanqing's ear.

Xuanyuan Qing's evil eyes retracted his gaze from the direction where the foolish king was, and shook his head at Xuanyuan Li, who asked himself, "I don't know if it's a brother." ”

"Alas! You said that today is the day of your wedding, and it is inconvenient for the eldest brother to come with him because of his leg disease, so why didn't even the two of them, the second emperor brother and the fifth emperor brother, follow us

Get up and help you marry the royal sister-in-law and enter the door! If they come, we may be able to get something out of their mouths. ”

The evil ghost's eyes changed very quickly, and Xuanyuan Qing replied: "They may have something to do, and I think that after they finish handling the affairs in hand, they will go directly to the royal brother's palace." It's not too late to ask them later. ”

As the prince, Xuanyuan Qing knew that among the several emperors of his father, he was not the only one who wanted it. Thinking of what the queen said to him in front of him, Xuanyuan Qing regarded the second prince Huaiwang and the fifth prince Yu Wang as his main competitors.

Since ancient times, the supreme chair has not been stained with blood.

Xuanyuan Qing thought.

Does he know that everything about the Silly King today was concocted by his respected mother? He also knew that King Huai and King Yu, whom he had just been talking about in his heart, were sitting by the window on the second floor of a private room in a teahouse across the street, watching the marriage ceremony between him and the Silly Wang.

"Second brother, speaking of which, that fool is also our brother, isn't it, my father treats him like this, and I really can't see my younger brother." King Yu was wearing a purple brocade robe, looking at the two completely different ceremonial guards on the street, and after taking a sip of tea, he complained to King Huai, who was sitting opposite him.

The royal genes are just like Ling Wushuang said, they really don't cover it.

The princes under the knee of Emperor Yongjia, although they were not born to the same concubine, their appearance is not bad.

King Qi is handsome and feminine, and King Li looks okay, except for the ruffian spirit that he sometimes exudes, he is also a handsome man.

As for King Huai and King Yu, both of them belong to the tough faction with facial features. There are edges and corners, each with its own merits, if the two of them are put in the modern entertainment industry, it is a combination of strength and idols.

At present, I haven't seen the eldest prince above, King An, and I don't think much of what he looks like.

King Huai glanced at the scene on the street, turned the ink jade wrench on his finger a few times, and replied to King Yu: "Do you think it was done by His Father?" ”

"If it's not my father, who else can there be?" King Yu drank the tea in his cup and replied.

King Huai's deep eyes looked directly at King Shangyu, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm afraid you forgot someone." ”

"Is the second emperor brother talking about the queen?" King Yu caught the words, and his thin lips overflowed with a disdainful sneer, "Doesn't the second emperor brother feel that there is no connivance from his father, the queen, does she dare?" ”

Raising his hand and rubbing his temples, King Huai laughed at himself, and replied to King Yu: "What the fifth brother said is also right, if there is no father and emperor to let it go, whether it is in the palace or in the market, who would dare to treat that fool like this!" ”

"This is our royal family, to be honest, the second emperor brother, sometimes think about it, younger brother, I am really cold to my father!"

King Yu sighed.

"Brother Huang, I'm not the same, fortunately, although our mother concubine is not favored, at least she is still alive, and the foreign family still has a little weight in the court, so that our brothers will not end up with that fool." King Huai was moved, and there was a faint loneliness in his tone.

"It's really unlucky, the second emperor brother, don't compare our brothers with that fool. So far, no one in the palace knows which the fool's mother concubine is, according to the younger brother, the fool should not be the dark fetus that his father accidentally conceived when he visited the Qinglou when he was young! King Yu's imagination came into play, and he couldn't stop it, and he continued: "After my father got the news, he went to the mother and left the son after the Qinglou woman was pregnant for ten months, and this is the existence of the stupid king." ”

King Huai chuckled, stood up, and reached out to slap Queen Yu's head, "You kid really thinks." ”

King Yu then stood up, raised his hand to touch his nose, and said with a smile: "It's not idle to think about it!" ”

"Well, I think it's okay, but don't talk like that in front of others, you know?" King Huai walked to the window, looked at the street downstairs, and warned King Yu.

"That's natural, brother, I'm not as stupid as that fool."

From the dialogue and relationship mode of these two brothers, it is not difficult to see how good the relationship between these two brothers is.

However, in reality, these two brothers are a master who doesn't care about one another, and they only nod and say hello when they meet.

It's so elusive! Is this a ploy they made to make King Huai ascend to the throne of the prince? Now everyone doesn't know, so they can only wait until the day when the position of the prince is revealed, and the truth is revealed.

At the gate of the Marquis of Jing'an, the welcoming team of King Qi had been waiting here for a while, and saw the Silly King swaying, wearing a ridiculous wedding dress, He Tianci was holding the horse's belly, and arrived not far in front of the Silly King.

He raised his horsewhip and threw it into the air, so frightened that the foolish king couldn't help but shudder.

The king raised his clear eyes with droplets of water and looked at He Tianci on horseback.

"Fool, aren't you happy that you're going to marry a daughter-in-law today?"

The Silly King nodded stupidly.

"Haha!" He Tianci laughed loudly and asked, "Do you know what your daughter-in-law is used for?" ”

The silly king tilted his head and thought about it, and said weakly: "The lady can play hide and seek with this king." ”

He Tianci laughed out loud again, and said in a ruffian: "Say you're stupid, you're really stupid, this son-in-law is kind, teach you how?" He Tianci pulled away the folding fan in his hand and said: "Remember, your lady is specially used to give birth to a little fool for you, as for how to give birth to a little fool, this son just said, you can listen well, strip her naked, tie her to the bed, and then ride on her body, by your hard toss, out of a year, your little fool will come to this world." ”

"Bad guy, you're a bad guy, this king doesn't treat the lady like that! The lady will be painful, this king wants to protect the lady like a mother chicken protecting a chicken, so that she will not be bullied! The Silly King wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve, and wiped a handful on his silver mask, and said to He Tianci seriously.

The words of the foolish king undoubtedly amused He Tianci, he laughed heartily for a while, and sneered at the foolish king: "You are a fool who has no power to restrain the chicken, and you are ashamed to say that you want to protect people, and you laugh to death this son, you know?" What you said today is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my son's life! ”

He Tianci said, took off an inconspicuous ring ring ring from his little finger, secretly exerted his strength, and struck at the knee of the foolish king.

With a "plop", the Silly King's whole body fell on his back on the hard street paved with bluestone. The sound was not loud, but you can imagine how painful the foolish king fell.

"Woo...... Painful ...... ......"The foolish king lay on the ground, curled up, hugging his knees and crying in pain.

"You fool, why do you lie down on the ground in good shape? Hurry up, do you hear me, I can't afford to lose this person with you! Steward Wang moved his fat body to the Fool King, raised his short legs, and kicked the Fool King twice, "Hear me, hurry up and get up by yourself." ”

"Woo...... "The Silly King only cared about crying and pain, and without much effort, his body was stained with heavy dust, and the silver mask that covered his face was also dirty.......

When the king saw his words, he was not taken seriously by the foolish king, so he kicked the short legs of the foolish king, added a little strength, stretched out his fat hand, grabbed the foolish king's ears, and forced the foolish king's body lying on the ground to sit up, "You fool, you grow so big, and you don't have less food to eat, why are you so useless?" Steward Wang said, glanced at the ground, and continued: "No matter how smooth the road surface is, it can make you fall, it seems that you are really hopelessly stupid!" ”