Chapter 153: You TM Poisoned in ○!!
Time flickered to night, Tan Yu was a little speechless and let Diya ride on his neck, holding her two little beautiful legs with both hands, and letting this legal little Lori play with her hair.
And Ke Xuelan followed behind Tan Yu and walked with him to the Longsong River Stone Cave. It is precisely because Tan Yu is going to Hualu City tomorrow to take the dark group exam, and he doesn't know how long he will be able to come back, so he has to seize the time to practice singing.
If you want to correct your music dementia, it is estimated that you can only let these people who know how to sing in concerts teach them by hand.
"Xuelan, I remember that you sing very well," Tan Yu turned his head slightly and looked at the stunned Ke Xuelan, "Do you have any tricks for singing?"
"The trick to singing?" Ke Xuelan blinked her eyes and tilted her head, "There's no trick, just ordinary singing......"
"Why did I choose to ask you a question......" Tan Yu sighed with black lines on his head, and Ke Xuelan said this as if he hadn't said it.
At this time, Dia, who was helping Tan Yu sort out all kinds of strange hairstyles, suddenly said coldly: "It's just to correct your five tones, little ghost, why are you so stupid......"
"Huh?" Tan Yu looked confused.
"As the saying goes, 'Tricks are all over the place, see if you can find them'. "Alas, it is far better for someone to teach you scales little by little, than for you to feel them yourself." So, the easiest thing to do is to let yourself correct your own tone. ”
"What does this mean?" Tan Yu wondered.
"Play the piano and sing. "Find a random instrument that can play a song, memorize the scales, find a simple score of a song and start playing, and you have to sing while playing, and if you practice for a few more days, your sense of tone will naturally be triggered." ”
"Wo Groove, so amazing?" said Tan Yu, in amazement.
"Of course!" Diya nodded as a matter of course, "If it's a piano accordion, the scales you play after you get the keys right are basically accurate." If it's a stringed instrument, you can just tune in to it, or even a wind instrument, but the point is that you're really bathed in the right tune of the scale, and still watch the score play, so that over time, your subconscious mind will match the correct tone with the scale. During this period, we will instill the correct musical knowledge in you, and if you have the right understanding, quickly correct your five notes, and it should not be a big problem. ”
"Hey~~?"
After hearing this, Tan Yu turned his head with interest, and turned his gaze to look at Di Ya riding on his neck:
"Diya, I can't see it, you're quite knowledgeable!
Tan Yu's words made Diya's cheeks flush, "Well...... Well, if you've been alive for a long time, you'll naturally have time to study what you're interested in...... Don't look at me like this, in fact, I will have a lot of things. I can ...... pipa, ink painting, weaving, stargazing, and even ceramics and metal smelting," said Diya, who gently lay on Tan Yu's head, "So, that...... Little ghost, no matter what difficulties you have in the future, you can come and ask me. ”
The overtone is that no matter what problem you have, you can come and rely on me.
“...... Having said that, I basically don't need what you said," Tan Yu obviously didn't hear the deep meaning of Di Ya's words, "Even if I really need this knowledge, in general, it's better to ask Du Niang quickly...... Ahh!!!!h
Along the way, the somewhat angry Diya began to fight Tan Yu to the death, and Ke Xuelan also got involved from time to time......
When Tan Yu was quite depressed and led the two girls back to the stone cave, as soon as he walked to the entrance of the cave, he was surprised to smell the smell of vegetables.
Sister Xiangwei, they came back from buying food, but where did they get the money?
Just when Tan Yu was puzzled, a lazy female voice came from inside the cave:
"Tanyu~~You're back~~"
Bai Shi showed a lazy smile, drilled out of the hole and pounced directly on Tan Yu's body, feeling the touch of the two huge meat balls, which made Tan Yu suddenly feel excited, and the egg must not be.
But Bai Shi didn't care about this kind of thing at all, she even rubbed Tan Yu's chest twice, as if she was rubbing a human kitten.
"Tan Yu, Sister Zhu Yu and Sister Qiu Xian have made dinner~, just waiting for you~~, come in and eat~~!" Bai Shi finished rubbing Tan Yu, looked up at him, and said softly.
Sister Qiu Xian?
This title made Tan Yu's expression a little strange, although Bai Shi was indeed about twenty years older than Qiu Xian, but he called the ruthless ice cube mantis mother a little sister...... It always felt like something was wrong.
However, what surprised Tan Yu even more was that Zhu Yu and Qiu Xian actually knew how to cook, and they cooked together.
The combination of the mouthless lady and the ice cube girl...... If these two people have the skills to merge, then wouldn't the creatures after their merger be the legendary Sanwu Niang? Speaking of which, when they were in the territory of the demon fox, these two girls showed an extraordinary tacit understanding in the matter of strengthening themselves together......
This made Tan Yu inexplicably have a bad premonition, and he always felt that these two people took the initiative to cook, and eighty percent of them were plotting against themselves......
Thinking of this, a strange sense of tension arose, and he put down Diya on his back and led the three of them into the cave.
As soon as he entered the house, the mouth-watering aroma of vegetables suddenly entered his lungs - it was a rich sauce and meat aroma, Tan Yu looked at the stone table and saw that Xiangwei was staring at the plate of tender meat on the table with glowing eyes, and she was so hungry that she drooled, but she seemed to want to wait for Tan Yu and a few people to dine together, so she never moved her chopsticks.
There were ten large plates full of meat drizzled with sauce on the stone table, and Tan Yu happened to see Qiu Xian raise her hand and grab a plate of elbows out of thin air, and then she ate it by herself.
It's ......
Tan Yu had not spent two hundred years in the Shura Realm in vain, and now he already had some understanding of the magic weapons commonly used by some cultivators.
The ability to take things out of thin air actually comes from a certain magic weapon on Qiu Xian's body, that is, the expansion of space spells. Cultivators who are proficient in spatial spells can cast spatial spells on certain items, creating an extradimensional space inside them, just like Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket, which can place many things inside without affecting the external form of the object. If you cast this kind of space spell on a ring or bracelet, it will become the so-called space ring and space bracelet that you often hear in novels.
Because space spells are extremely difficult to cultivate, and there are only a handful of successful ones, the vast majority of space cultivators choose to make a lot of money by making space magic weapons and live a rich life without fighting with the world. And this also made the space magic weapon spread in the cultivation world as a commodity.
The stronger the cultivator's ability, the greater the consumption and the greater the amount of food. Counting the amount of food for the few people present, the dinner prepared by Qiu Xian and Zhu Yu naturally couldn't be just ten dishes, I'm afraid they at least made a meal that filled the entire cave. There is no place to put so many meals, so it is natural to put them in the space magic weapon.
"Oh, birdman, little bit, are you back, come over and eat!" Xiangwei glanced at Tan Yu and the three of them, because she was finally able to eat meat, she was very excited and said, "And that human named Ke Xuelan, don't be stunned and come here!!"
Diya and Ke Xuelan glanced at each other, smelled the smell of meat in the air, and both of them suddenly felt hungry, so they walked to the stone table with Bai Shi and sat down, and began to feast. And Tan Yu didn't rush to the dinner table immediately, he cautiously glanced at Qiu Xian and Zhu Yu, Qiu Xian still looked indifferent, and was biting the elbow meat slowly. Zhu Yu, on the other hand, hid in the corner and ate oranges in small bites.
Huh, oranges, Diya's oranges?
Tan Yu was stunned for a moment, took a step forward, and asked puzzledly: "Zhu Yu, why don't you just eat oranges and not eat." ”
After listening to Zhu Yu, she turned her head, as if she didn't want to look directly at Tan Yu, she said with a pity: "I...... I'm taboo. ”
Why didn't I hear Beiming say it......
There's weirdness in that.
Tan Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and thought about it again, now that the food on the table has been eaten by the others, even if Qiu Qian has crooked thoughts, Zhu Yu should not harm them...... Therefore, although there is a possibility that these two girls will do something in the meal, at most it is only a little sweat medicine or something.
Thinking of this, Tan Yu was suddenly relieved. Even if there is a problem with the food, as long as I summon the Celestial Wheel Lock the moment I perceive the situation, I can protect myself.
After figuring it out, Tan Yu also felt hungry, so he stepped forward and gobbled it up with a few female demons.
"Huh?"
After eating a few bites, Tan Yu raised his eyebrows and said in some surprise: "This meat is so fragrant! And the meat feels so good!!"
It's not just that the meat is rotten, but the meat itself is superb, the taste is pure and fragrant, melts in the mouth, and has a faint animal smell, which is enough to make anyone addicted!
"What kind of meat is this!!!" Tan Yu was full of praise for this.
After hearing Tan Yu's question, Qiu Xian swallowed the elbow meat in his mouth, and said lightly: "After you and Zhu Yu drove away the Ha family, those lost dogs were all dealt with by me, and the corpses were all stored in the space magic weapon by me." ”
Tan Yu was stunned for a moment, and his brain hadn't reacted yet.
"There are so many of them that we can eat all of us for two or three days. Qiu Xian put on a poker face and said calmly.
When he came back to his senses, Tan Yu's face suddenly turned as white as paper.
"Vomit-!!"
He turned around, opened his mouth, and spat out the meat he had just eaten.
...... I seem to understand why Zhu Yu didn't come to eat the meat on the table......
But Ke Xuelan's goods actually ate deliciously...... She doesn't seem to know what the original body of this flesh is, but in a sense, she is really happy, really ignorant and fearless!
"What are you spitting it out for? It's a waste. ”
Qiu Xian said calmly, and Zhu Yu also walked over silently, gently patting Tan Yu's back to help him smooth out.
"What are you asking for spitting out? Qiuqiu, you must know that even if we humans are a ferocious creature that dares to eat anything, we also have a bottom line for eating...... Tan Yu explained with a dark face, but halfway through his words, he retched again.
"I know, don't eat the same kind. Qiu Xian nodded indifferently, "But aren't they kobold demon clan......s?
"But a few days ago they were still in human form!!" Tan Yu yelled messily, "And they even pretended to be forced in front of me!!!, how could you make me speak!!
The vomiting came up again, just when Tan Yu couldn't help but vomit again, Zhu Yu handed over a glass of liquid, this girl is quite considerate in taking care of people, Tan Yu didn't pay much attention to what the liquid in the cup was, took the cup and drank it, and the vomiting subsided a lot.
But after relieving himself, Tan Yu sensed that something was wrong.
How does it feel...... The smell in that glass of water just now was a little weird......
Won't it ......
Tan Yu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, Zhu Yu couldn't have put an aphrodisiac in that glass of water......
"Zhu Yu, what did you just give me to drink?!" Tan Yu looked at Zhu Yu and hurriedly asked, "You guys shouldn't have poisoned the water!!"
After hearing this, Zhu Yu's face was slightly red, and he was silent, just shaking his head, indicating that he had not been drugged.
"What for you?"
Qiu Xian looked directly at Tan Yu and replied expressionlessly:
"Dog whip soup. ”
"Poof-!!!!"