460 Meat jokes on the wine table

Most people have a strange feeling, a little afraid of alcohol before drinking, but once it starts, this feeling becomes weaker and weaker, and in the end, the wine is sweet in the mouth, even if it is strong, it is not spicy, only delicious.

When the wine is smoking, everyone's appearance is also different, some people like to sleep with their heads covered, some like to run wildly, some laugh wildly, and some cry; There are also alternatives, such as Li Tang Shixian, the more he drinks, the more talented he becomes, and some people do the opposite, the more they drink, the more stupid they become, and the more they drink, the lower their IQ.

The people upstairs in Helan were no exception, with bowls of spirits in their stomachs, they wanted to get drunk this Song Hou Ye who came from Beijing, but they didn't expect Song Hou Ye to drink a lot of wine, and several bowls of Yili Qu wine were in their stomachs, not only did they not get drunk and talk nonsense, but they were very energetic. On the other hand, everyone in the seat, Zhou Dong was drunk from the second bowl, slumped on the chair and sang a little song with a weird smile on his face, An Weixue was still normal, he made a lot of preparations in advance, and drank a few large bowls of goat's milk to play a role, although he was smoked at the moment, but he did not lose his temper.

Several military attaches were not drunk, but they obviously talked more, and they were less restrained when they met Song Nanchu. Under the stimulation of alcohol, the separation between the people on this building has been eliminated a lot, and the atmosphere has become much warmer.

"I have heard about the deeds of the Marquis of Song, and the people of my generation worship it very much, and they should ...... In the battle of Xinpingbao that year, the Song Marquis was wise and brave, saving the emperor from the army, and some people did not believe it at that time, when the news was confirmed, I was in the army of Ningxia Town. The generals all regard Lord Song as a man of God, and it is really ...... to be able to drink at the same table with Marquis Song today Really...... It's an honor, it's an honor. Zhou Ang raised his tongue at Song Nan, his face full of admiration.

Song Nan grabbed a lamb chop and chewed it uprightly, and said vaguely: "Don't say that, that's the result of everyone's concerted efforts, and it is also the emperor's great fortune, plus my own little luck." ”

"No, no, no, how can such a thing be explained by the word luck, is it also luck that Hou Ye led an army to sweep away the anti-thieves Liu Liu and Liu Qi? You need to know that Old Master Xu personally led the troops and suffered defeats, and in the end, it wasn't Hou Ye who came out to turn the tide? Hou Ye should not be humble, in short, in my Ming Army, who does not admire the ability of Song Hou Ye. Another conductor, He Jin, also laughed and slapped his ass.

Song Nan said: "Don't be like this, I know how big my ability is, you say, if I have such a great ability, how can I not even find out the case of Lord Yang's attack that the emperor confessed?" Hey, I still don't have the ability. ”

Everyone was stunned, Song Nan pulled the topic to Yang Yiqing's attack, which immediately calmed down the feelings of An Weixue Zhou Ang and others, although they were drunk, but they were not as drunk as fierce, Song Nan obviously wanted to take advantage of this enthusiasm to ask some words, how could he escape the eyes of the wary people.

"When Hou Ye first came to this town, he was worried about business, which made people awe-inspiring. However, at today's banquet, he dared to ask the Hou Ye to put this matter aside; Commander Zhou was at the table, didn't General Jiang say it this morning? The incident of Lord Yang's attack was investigated by Commander Zhou and his envoys, and when Lord Zhou asked about the inside story of the matter, Commander Zhou naturally knew everything. Lord Zhou, after the banquet, you have to report the attack on Lord Yang to Hou Ye in detail, so that Hou Ye can return to Beijing and explain to the emperor. An Weixue said lightly.

Zhou Ang woke up most of the time, and said busily: "That's nature, that's nature, don't worry, Marquis Song, you can ask at any time, and you can wait for you at any time." ”

Song Nan understood that he couldn't be in a hurry, in fact, he didn't plan to ask about the details of Zhou Ang's investigation at all, then Jiang Han had already said that Zhou Ang's results were determined to be the chaos caused by the Tartars, and he would definitely answer this answer if he asked him, so it was better not to ask. Zhou Ang was specially asked to be here today, presumably Zhou Ang was already prepared this time.

Thinking of this, Song Nan smiled and raised his glass and said: "What I said is that although we are meeting for the first time, we are like-minded, today this wine is comfortable, and people also look comfortable. ”

Everyone haha agreed, poured another bowl of wine, An Weixue reluctantly drank another bowl, the indescribable nausea in his heart, at a glance saw Zhou Dong who was paralyzed on the chair and drunk like mud, he was angry, and frowned: "Lord Zhou, why are you so unbearable, we have all drunk four bowls, you only drink two bowls is like this, this is not possible, in front of the Marquis of Song, this is too rude." ”

Zhou Dong snorted and waved his hand and said: "This official is not strong enough to drink, and you can't compare with you, you are all used to the sheep spirits in the northwest, although the official has stayed for several months, he is still not used to it." ”

An Weixue snorted and said: "That's right, your Lord Zhou is a coquettish guest in the capital, and he usually drinks light wine and hugs the bee's waist and listens to some elegant things, we can't compare." ”

Zhou Dong's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, is there a singing girl in this building?" I haven't listened to music for many days, so why not call a few singers to come and have fun? In this way, the official can still accompany Song Houye to drink one or two more bowls. ”

An Weixue showed disdain in his eyes, but Zhou Dong had already proposed it, and it was inconvenient to refuse, so he recruited the restaurant guys to arrange for the singer to come. After a while, three singing women came in outside the screen, the faces of these three women were very different from the Han people, with high noses and blue eyes, although they looked ordinary, but it was rare that they were tall and tall, slender and fat, and the clothes on their bodies were also simple and simple, and they wore embroidered colorful octagonal hats on their heads, all dragging long braids.

An Weixue saw Song Nan looking at it intently, and leaned into Song Nan's ear and said: "These are Uighur women, there are many Uighurs in our Ningxia Town, it looks like a special taste, it's a pity that these women only sell singing and not selling themselves, but if the adults are interested, the lower officials can arrange the arrangements." ”

Song Nan smiled and shook his head: "Thank you, Lord An, but it is not necessary." ”

An Weixue smiled and said in his heart: What is false? Who doesn't know that your Marquis Song has a group of wives and concubines at a young age, and he is not a good fisherman? Before you married the little county lord of the Guogong Mansion, you also went to the pole to accept two concubines, aren't you afraid that the county lord of the Guogong Mansion will not allow you to get married?

The singer appeared on the stage, and everyone in the seat came to the spirit, especially Zhou Dong, who suddenly became extremely sober from a puddle of mud, with a pair of slitted eyes circling around the towering chests and slender waists of the three singers, looking like a squinting old pervert.

"What's the name of the other three?" Zhou Dong asked, stretching his neck.

"My name is Bahar Guli, and the two of them are my sisters, one is Mai Ervaiti Khan, and the other is Zumlat Khan." The tallest Uighur woman was embarrassed by Zhou Dong's gaze, her brows furrowed into a small point, but she answered honestly.

Zhou Dong involuntarily learned the Chinese dialect of the Uighur woman with a strange accent, and said a little forgetfully: "Oh, this name is good, all three are good." ”

Li Zeng smiled and asked, "This is all Uighur dialect, does Lord Zhou also understand?" ”

Zhou Dong's face turned red, and he could naturally hear the teasing meaning in Li Zeng's mouth, but he didn't think so, Li Zeng was a eunuch, so he could understand the taste, and argued: "If your father-in-law doesn't believe it, you can ask them what their names mean." ”

Li Zeng smiled and said: "Just ask, that singer, what does your name mean in the official language, let's hear it." ”

"My name means spring flowers, and my two sisters' names mean pearl and emerald." Bahargul said in a low voice.

Zhou Dong laughed and said, "How? My father-in-law has nothing to say this time, a flower and two gems, isn't this a good name? ”

Li Zeng was speechless, and suddenly heard Zhou Ang let out a burst of laughter, and everyone looked stunned, only to see Zhou Ang's face full of wine, and his shoulders shaking with laughter.

An Weixue asked, "Why is Commander Zhou laughing?" ”

Zhou Angwu trembled with laughter, and waved his hand repeatedly: "I can't say it, I can't say it." ”

Everyone rolled their eyes, not knowing that this guy's tendon was wrong, but Zhou Dong asked reluctantly: "What did Lord Zhou find ridiculous?" Say it and teach everyone to laugh. ”

Zhou Ang couldn't help but laugh and said, "Do you really want to say it?" ”

"Say it."

Zhou Ang gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, don't think I'm dirty, one of these three women is called a flower, and the other two are called two gems, put together, isn't that what you say?" Hahaha. ”

Zhou Ang laughed out loud before he finished speaking, everyone was puzzled, Zhou Ang laughed and gestured, drawing a finch in the air, now everyone understood, two gems one left and one right, a flower in the middle, it really looks like a complete structure of the thing.

Everyone exploded with a bang, An Wei laughed, his fingers pointed at Zhou Ang's continuous connection, and several military attachΓ©s and Zhou Dong also laughed back and forth, scolding endlessly. Li Zeng was embarrassed, everyone had those words, but he was empty below, as if he had been canceled by everyone.

Everyone saw that Li Zeng's face was not good, and quickly stopped laughing, coughing and returning to normal, the three singers standing in front of him were red with shame, and Bahar Guli said coldly: "Do you still want to listen to the music?" If we don't, we'll quit. ”

Zhou Dong hurriedly said: "Listen, why don't you listen, come and sing, will you know our Han people's music cards and small orders?" ”

Bahargul said, "There will be some." ”

An Wei learned: "What does Marquis Song like to listen to?" ”

Song Nan said: "Sing casually, I don't have anything to pay attention to." ”

An Weixue nodded and said, "Did you hear it, just sing it, pick it up." ”

The three Uighur singers nodded in agreement, one played the piano, one played the pipa, and the other played the tambourine with colored edges. ”

The singing voice can only be regarded as average, in Song Nan's opinion, both the song and the singing voice are 108,000 miles away from Dai Suer, but these women sing with a little exotic atmosphere, and they are fresh to listen to.

After singing a song, everyone applauded politely, and everyone took a wine bowl and was about to say that they would drink another bowl of wine with music, but they heard someone burst into laughter, and this time it was replaced by Zhou Dong laughing.

"Lord Zhou, what's wrong?" An Weixue frowned and asked.

"Didn't you hear? The pronunciation of these singers is really weird, I don't sound like Ma Zhiyuan's Xiaoling at all, but like ...... It's like ...... Hahaha. ”

Everyone was stunned and didn't know what he was saying, Zhou Dong couldn't help but smile and said, "I'll learn their singing voice, and everyone will understand." ”

After that, he got up and cleared his throat and sang, "Crying hurts...... Uncle...... Faint pressure, tips...... Water...... Shinobi ......"

Everyone was slightly stunned, and then burst into laughter, and the cups and plates overturned in the laughter, making a clanging sound, and the wine overflowed, and it was a mess.