Song Nan carried a bag of snacks and a small tin pot of tea from Cui Hongying out of the gate of Shouning Palace, and went down to the next step for a while I didn't know where to go, after thinking about it, I felt that it was better to go outside Kunning Palace to standby, and just walked a few steps, I heard someone call in a low voice behind the bushes next to the road: "My lord, my lord." ”

Song Nan followed the sound and saw Wang Yong's black face revealed behind a few plum branches, with pink buds reflecting a big black face, the scene was extremely weird.

"What are you doing?"

"My lord, come and talk." Wang Yong beckoned sneakily.

Song Nan went over with snacks and tea, and saw a rockery stone next to the plum tree, so he put things on it, twisted up a piece of pastry, chewed it, and said vaguely: "What's wrong with you?" Didn't you wait outside Kunning Palace with your sneaky appearance? How can I find this place if the emperor wants to see me? ”

Wang Yong leaned up and whispered, "My lord, have you seen Lord Nanning?" Seeing that he was sneakily following you, he was in a hurry to inform the adults. ”

Song Nan was stunned for a moment, quickly swallowed the snack in his mouth and said, "You mean that King Ning followed me here?" ”

Wang Yong said in a low voice: "Yes, as soon as the Lord left Kunning Palace, Prince Naning secretly followed you. I was worried that he would find out something, so I hurriedly followed to remind the adults, but I didn't want to come to the gate of Shouning Palace but I didn't see anyone, and I didn't dare to break into the harem, so I had to hide here and wait for the adults to see how the situation was. Have you seen King Ning? ”

Song Nan nodded thoughtfully: "See, he is talking to the princess at the moment, and I wonder how he met him in front of Shouning Palace so coincidentally, it turns out that he did it on purpose." ”

Wang Yong said worriedly: "Then did he see through anything?" ”

Song Nan glared at Wang Yong, Wang Yong hurriedly covered his mouth and said, "Humble duty should be damned, humble duty doesn't know anything." ”

Song Nan slowly sat on the stone and frowned and thought for a moment: "From today onwards, send capable people to keep an eye on him, he is in the mansion of the capital, we have not yet infiltrated the secret agents, find a way to send people to infiltrate." ”

Wang Yong nodded and said, "I understand." Are you worried that this Lord Ning will be bad for us? ”

Song Nan shook his head and said: "It's too early to draw conclusions, then again, he is a royal relative, and it is not a fuss to come to meet the princess." ”

Wang Yong said: "I also feel that this Ning Wang Ye doesn't look like a traitor, Dingguo Gong and his gang can't stammer him, and they don't pay attention to them at all." He is very enthusiastic about adults, and there are rumors outside that Lord Ning has become good friends with adults, and he also bought a shop of more than 100,000 taels of silver from the adult's white paper workshop in one go, maybe he is not following the adults here, it is just a coincidence. ”

Song Nan said: "I hope so, but the heart of guarding against people is indispensable, the precautions that should be done still have to be done, people's hearts are separated from the belly, who knows what the purpose of this person is?" He's nice to me, but sometimes it's suspicious to be overzealous. You tell your people to be careful, and don't show their feet when you keep an eye on him, lest they be embarrassed when they are discovered. ”

Wang Yong nodded and said, "I understand." ”

……

The grand and noisy and busy emperor's wedding ceremony is finally coming to an end, and after the banquet in the afternoon, the civil and military officials and nobles have gone out of the palace to disperse; When it was dark, Zhengde watched the fireworks outside Kunning Palace for a while, and was very reluctant to be asked by the officials to enter the cave room.

Song Nan can't go, on the night of the emperor's wedding, not only must he ensure that nothing happens outside the palace, but as the commander of the Jinyi Guard's pro-army commander, he must ensure the absolute safety of the palace tonight; The camp of the Jinyi Wei Han generals was also on duty, and 1,500 Han generals and fifty officers with knives were on duty in order to let Zhengde have an undisturbed wedding night, their eyes widened, and they wandered around the guards in the cold night of the wax moon.

After the first shift, the cold was pressing, Song Nan stood under the steps outside the hall with his neck bent, chatting and bragging with Wan Zhi and others, and suddenly saw Zhang Yong hurriedly descending from the high steps in front of the Kunning Palace, and came to the front and arched his hand: "My lord, go in with our house, the emperor called you." ”

Song Nan was stunned and said, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Yong glanced at the guards around him and said, "Don't ask, just go in and know." ”

Song Nan knew that Zhang Yongding was inconvenient to say, so he followed Zhang Yong into the Kunning Palace and walked straight to the apse, through a few corridors, he heard the sound of crackling and smashing things in the courtyard in front of him.

"Get out, still don't get out?" Zhengde's voice came from the warm pavilion, and then the door curtain was lifted, and Ma Yongcheng stumbled out with his head in his hands, followed by a black wood-lacquered tea tray smashed on his back.

Song Nan didn't know what was going on, and walked quickly to the door, Ma Yongcheng saw Song Nan hurriedly stepping forward to give a salute, and whispered with a sad face: "Lord Song, you can come, quickly persuade the emperor." ”

"What's wrong?" Song Nan asked.

Ma Yongcheng said with a sad face: "How do we know, the emperor refuses to say, let's ask Lord Song." ”

Song Nan nodded and came to the door of the warm pavilion, and said in a deep voice: "Minister Song Nan asks to see the emperor." ”

There was silence for a long time, and Zhengde's voice came: "Is it Song Nan?" Come on in. ”

Song Nan lifted the curtain and went in, only to see that the warm pavilion was in a mess, the ground was scattered with broken porcelain pieces of teacups, pillows and blankets were thrown all over the ground, and the tables and chairs were turned over to the sky. Zhengde sat on the kang with his head hanging down in his bright yellow brocade dragon pattern pajamas, panting to calm the venting just now.

Song Nan picked up a fur on the ground and draped it on Zhengde's body, and said in a low voice: "Why is the emperor not in the cave room, tonight is the emperor's wedding night, how can the queen mother be left alone in the empty room." ”

Zhengde glanced up at Song Nan, pointed to the four-legged spring stool in front of him and said, "Sit down." ”

Song Nan said loudly: "The people outside haven't come in to clean up, do you want to invite three or four invitations?" ”

After a while, Zhang Yongma Yongcheng walked in quickly with five or six eunuchs and palace maids, quickly cleaned up the mess in the house, and then retreated with interest.

When the room was quiet again, Song Nan slowly sat opposite Zhengde and said, "What's wrong?" If the emperor has anything unpleasant, he can tell his ministers. ”

Zhengde was silent, and Song Nan said: "Didn't the emperor say that we are friends in private?" It doesn't hurt to say something to your friends. ”

Zhengde shook his head and said: "It's boring, it's really boring, I shouldn't have gotten married, I married a wooden man as a queen; From now on, I'll be with a piece of wood every day, and it's boring to think about. ”

Song Nan was stunned and asked, "The queen mother is angry with the emperor?" ”

Zhengde sighed and said in a low voice: "Don't mention it, I can't enter the port tonight, I'm very annoyed." ”

Song Nan was taken aback, listening to this meaning, is there a hidden disease in Zhengde? Impossible, Zhengde was said to be very powerful in the leopard room before, and the highest record was more than a dozen leopard room women in one day, how could they wilt on the wedding night.

"I didn't understand what the emperor meant, the emperor hasn't always been fierce, how could this happen."

"I don't understand, I was fine last night, but I can't do it after I enter the cave today."

Song Nan was a little embarrassed, Zhengde was able to tell himself this kind of thing, and it could be regarded as not defending himself, thinking that it was because he couldn't do things, Zhengde was annoyed and came out of the cave room to smash things and scold the eunuchs, which may be unacceptable for a while.

"The emperor forgives the ministers for being abrupt, is there anything unpleasant happening in the cave room? This kind of thing sometimes depends on the mood. ”

Zhengde said: "What's unpleasant with that wood?" Seeing me is like a mouse seeing a cat, I asked her to drink with me and she said no, and asked her to dance to show me, but she also said no, I wanted her to ...... I want her to ...... In short, she won't do anything, and she won't do anything. Such a woman who doesn't understand the style is simply an appetite. I carried her to bed, and when I took off my clothes, I saw her papaya-like face, and I was immediately uninterested, and I was no longer humane. ”

Song Nan smiled dumbly, Zhengde is too ridiculous, on the wedding night, he asked the queen to dance and sing to him, I am afraid that he has stayed in the leopard room for a long time, and he sees the queen as a coquettish woman in the leopard room; The queen respects her identity, of course, she refuses to mess around with Zhengde on the wedding night, Zhengde is unhappy, and naturally has temporary impotence.

In order to prove his guess, Song Nan had to ask some details, since Zhengde had already spoken, he was not afraid to say it, it turned out that most of the women Zhengde had contacted in recent years were carefully selected by Liu Jin for him, and Zhengde had some special hobbies, such as wives and other types, such as special teasing skills during intercourse, over time, without these exciting things, Zhengde felt that it was not enjoyable. Originally, the queen mother was not the type he liked, and she was a woman who didn't understand amorous feelings, how could she provoke the interest of Zhengde.

Zhengde also doesn't want Bilian, just now in the cave room asked the queen to dance naked, and also proposed a lot of shameless such as pinting the flute and lifting the buttocks and other fancy things that are commonplace in the leopard room, of course the queen refused to do so, so this qiē happened.

Song Nan couldn't cry or laugh, the little emperor was a little ridiculous, these boudoir pleasures were all based on your love and willingness, and he often played some tricks in the room, but it was all when everyone was willing, and he would never force them to do it; There are some perverted needs like Zhengde, and without those fancies, you can't get an erection, and I have to say that I am a little sick physically and psychologically; This is the sequelae of long-term indulgence in lewd music director zhì, which can be said to be caused by Liu Jin.

Song Nan is not a doctor in this area, and he doesn't know how to treat this perverted disease, but one thing is certain, Zhengde just needs stimulation, and if he can't enter Hong Kong in the face of the queen, it doesn't mean that he can't face other women, it's not a big problem.

"Don't be angry, your majesty, this is a psychological reason, not a physical illness. The emperor also doesn't blame the queen for not understanding amorous customs, the queen mother is the world, so she naturally has to be dignified and dignified; Tonight is the wedding night, and the emperor still needs to go back to the cave room to rest, so as not to lose the royal etiquette. ”

"Then I'm going to endure it like this? What's the fun of that? Zhengde shouted.

Song Nan said with a smile: "We men naturally like women with some taste, but on the bright side, we still don't want to leave a handle, the queen is the master of the harem and the mother of the country, why do you need to find the queen if you want to have fun?" You can set up your favorite woman as a concubine and a beauty, and after tonight, the emperor can do whatever he wants. ”

Zhengde nodded after a while: "That's right, I'm also confused, you're right, I'll canonize the concubine tomorrow, hmm...... It turns out that Liu Mei and Ma Meiren in the leopard room must be canonized, and the new dancing girl from the Jiaofang Division is also very good, by the way, do you think the ministers will oppose me canonizing them? ”

Song Nan smiled: "Do their idle eggs hurt?" To take care of the emperor's family affairs? But the position of these women's canonization should not be too high, lest they talk too much; The ten women who came up in the draft can be canonized, maybe there are those that the emperor likes, one of the total qiē emperor's self-determination is, these ministers are also inconvenient to talk more, and now the emperor still hurries back to the cave room to rest, if the mouthy slave stabs the queen mother, it is not appropriate to let the queen mother and her old man come to inquire in the middle of the night. ”

Zhengde was startled, and hurriedly said: "That's right, I'll go back to sleep." ”

Song Nan said loudly: "The emperor is driving." ”

Zhang Yong and Ma Yongcheng hurriedly came in with a group of palace maids and eunuchs, and hugged Zhengde out of the warm pavilion.