Chapter 69: Brother doesn't believe that there is a strange thing with an odd number of abs
"Tempeh already has?" I couldn't help but be surprised, damn, the Chinese food culture is really broad and profound, I can't imagine that there are already such a superb side dish as tempeh. Wronged Ben Gongzi was determined to be the first chef god and the first hotel manager of the Great Sui Dynasty, but he didn't even know this and failed.
“…… Second brother, are you sure he just has amnesia and not forgetfulness? Next to him, a ghostly voice sounded in my ears, and Li Yaoguang leaned into Li Shimin's ear with a strange expression and whispered. Don't you know that there are people on the wall of the road, don't you know that it is best to see if others are not present before saying that they are not there? This girl......
"Third sister, be quiet!" Li Shimin couldn't help glaring at Li Yaoguang, turned his face, and laughed at me twice. "The tempeh is indeed already there, if the elder brother wants to eat it, when he comes to the younger brother's house another day, the elder brother will definitely taste it." This stinky girl, my brother didn't offend her today, and he actually started to bury people again, it seems that this girl is called Pingping It really makes sense, and my son cursed this girl viciously in his heart to live up to her name forever.
"Well, thank you Brother Xian, another day, I will definitely taste the delicious food in your mansion." My face is a little red, your sister, we are still too young to travel through the experience is not rich, it seems that as a traverser, it is necessary and necessary to understand the living materials of the era you have traversed, otherwise, wouldn't you be used as a laughing stock by the ancients in the future? I don't know if those officials of the Time and Space Administration who don't open their eyes are laughing at this time, and they are lying on the floor and pounding the floor.
However, as a traverser, it is necessary to change the past, and it is also necessary to change the future, so I made a decision in an instant, to let Li Yaoguang understand that this son is just amnesia, not the old love to forget the two hundred and five. "Actually, this stinky tofu, maybe the virtuous brothers and sisters haven't tasted it, but this thing, for the brother, has eaten it, well, if you don't live it. When I have time another day, I will invite your brothers and sisters to my house to taste it for my brother. How is it? ”
"Really?" Li Yaoguang's face was full of disbelief, and he pouted: "It's better to get some roast duck." ”
When you are angry, is this son's character so unbearable? The face was straightened, and the tiger's body was shocked. "Is it impossible to deceive your brothers and sisters for the sake of brothers and sisters? If you don't believe it, when you are on the safari, you will bring it to your brother, and then you will know the authenticity. ”
"Okay, it's a word, this girl really wants to taste what this stinky tofu tastes like." Li Yaoguang glanced at me and chuckled. And let your little girl be proud, when the time comes, my son will open your eyes, and put a bucket of stinky tofu with green or red hair in front of your brothers and sisters, Xun can't kill you, wow hahaha...... This is the price of daring to provoke this son!
After calculating the Li brothers and sisters in his heart, this son's mood finally changed from anger to joy, and began to eat and drink easily, for Li Yaoguang's invitation to the pot throwing competition, this son sternly refused, unless this son has a hope of winning the game, such as this girl and I compare CS or Dota, or compare my typing speed, of course I will gladly accept her challenge, otherwise, I will never go head-to-head with this girl.
"Hmph, I can't afford to lose, or a man?" This girl's words made Lao Tzu's anger smoke, and she was waiting for the rebuttal of righteous words, but out of the corner of her eye, she saw Li Shimin and Li Xuanba smiling and inviting each other to drink.
Seeing these two guys like this, Ben Gongzi also calmed down, indeed, am I the kind of mindless two hundred and five who are stimulated? Of course not.
"Whether it's a man or not, it's not up to his mouth to decide." I shook my shirt and smiled proudly.
"Oh, is it? In your opinion, whether it is a man or not, how should you prove it? Li Yaoguang couldn't help but smile, his eyes turned, and the voice as crisp as a yellow warbler sounded again.
"Whether it's a man or not, it's the abs that look at it, and the combat effectiveness that looks at it." Without thinking, I uttered the old rhetoric on the Internet. It's just that I didn't expect that as soon as Ben Gongzi's words came out, there was a dead silence within a few steps around, and everyone's eyes fell directly on Ben Gongzi.
In fact, there is another sentence in it: What we look at is the pectoral muscles, the problem is that we are polite gentlemen who are familiar with benevolence, righteousness, reason, and faith, proficient in the five stresses and four beauties, know how to respect the old and love the young, and have studied the law to protect the rights and interests of daughters and children. Naturally, I was embarrassed to say it in front of a woman.
If you really want to say it, I suspect that this girl with super combat power will pick up the wine jug on the table and rush to the head of this son to break jade or something, then it won't be too much.
What's the matter, do you think a handsome jade-faced guy like my brother can't do without abdominal muscles? My brother has also practiced sit-ups for ten days and half a month, although he can't reach the abdominal muscles, and eight pieces can appear as soon as he exerts his strength? Or six-pack abs, well, I can't remember clearly, anyway, it's either eight or six, and my brother doesn't believe that there are strange abs that can grow odd abdominal muscles such as left three and right four. But now that my belly is strong, I can still feel that the muscles in my abdomen have begun to harden.
“…… Oh my God. Li Shimin, who let out a painful moan, looked a little drunk, his brows were furrowed, like the thinker under Rodin, but his hand was placed in the wrong position, and the thinker of the other people supported his chin with his hand, and this guy stroked his forehead with his hand.
"......" Li Xuanba looked at me blankly, then clasped his fist at me, and drank the Malang wine for the first time. It seems that Ben Gongzi's classic quote gave him hope and direction towards a real man, but I hope that Li Laosi will pay attention to the fact that a real man refers to a male gender, not a pseudo-male creature like Brother Chun and Brother Zeng.
As for Li Yaoguang, he first blinked suspiciously, and then his eyes began to get angry, staring at him, hmm...... The cute kitten squinted again and began to use eye tactics to carry out mental attacks.
Although there are many differences between men and women, but those aspects are really not suitable for the public, this son is already a very civilized metaphor, is there anything wrong?
"Oh my God...... How could there be such a brother as you? After Li Yaoguang was for a long time, he sighed with emotion, and by the way, he picked up a glass of wine and drank it all.
"Cut, this son has always behaved rightly, sat up straight, Wen Taowu can also know a little bit about it, with a brother like me, it's too late for Wujian to be happy, if you don't believe it, just ask my sister to go, see if she is happy or unhappy." Glared at this girl.,Continue to drink.,This son is also an adult.,Not like expired Lori.。
"Brother Wuji, the abdominal muscles you mentioned, the younger brother also knows a little bit about it, what does this combat power refer to?" Li Xuanba snorted indecently, leaned forward and asked curiously. It seems that the amount of wine in this product is as thin as a cat, and when a glass of Malang wine is poured, his eyes have begun to straighten, and his tongue is big.
"Combat power...... "Combat power" touched his chin and glanced at Li Yaoguang, how to explain this, if it is a group of big men staying together, this son can tell Li Laosi the true meaning of combat power.