Chapter 102: A Date with a Wild Boar
Looking at the horses behind him, sure enough, there were really a lot of them, and there were more than a dozen prey on horseback, a lot of things like hares and pheasants, and two things that couldn't tell whether they were deer or roe deer.
"Wow, such a big wild boar, I'm afraid it can't have four or five hundred catties, right?" At this time, the sharp-eyed Li Shimin couldn't help but exclaim, it was true, the horse that fell behind was walking very slowly, mainly because the prey on the horseback was too big.
The two hideous fangs and the high-arched snout proved that it was a huge boar. It's really capable, such a wild boar is fierce and fierce in the wild, and it is definitely no less than a bear and a tiger.
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, I just heard Li Yaoguang talk about the pair of buddies who fought for a wild boar, and in a blink of an eye, they came with a wild boar, it seems that these two famous historical figures really have a fate with wild boars, which reminds me of the name of a movie, but the two words in it are changed, and it becomes "I Have a Date with a Wild Boar". Wow, the thought that these two guys really want to squat with the wild boar affectionately makes me feel a stomachache.
"Grandma's, if it weren't for Xue's last arrow and losing his head because of the damn wind, that head would definitely have Xue caught it." Xue Wanche next to him said with an unconvinced face.
"Brother Xian, if you hunt it, you can hunt it, if you don't hunt it, you don't hunt it, this mountain, don't say it's a bear, even if it's a tiger, you really have to have the ability to get one, then my big brother will call you big brother today, how about it?" Liu Hongji grinned and said with a smile.
This made Xue Wanche choke up and roll his eyes, snorted and jumped off the horse, and walked straight towards the campfire, it seems that this guy decided to take food to comfort his fragile heart.
"Brother Hongji, what you said is too much, if someone really hunts a tiger, do you really want to call him big brother?" Li Shimin glanced at me, and stepped forward with a wicked smile.
Liu Hongji rolled his bull's eyes, and his face was arrogant: "What's the matter, I said Shimin, don't you look at me?" ”
"No, the little brother definitely didn't mean to look down on you, brother, but he was really curious, if someone really hunted the tiger today, wouldn't you suffer a big loss, brother?" Li Shimin's righteous words on his face were as if he was a positive person, the master of paying party dues every day.
"Fart, I don't want to think about what kind of person I Liu Hongji is, if I really want to hunt a tiger today, what's the matter if I call him big brother." Liu Hongji rolled his eyes, and he looked like a hob meat.
"By the way, Brother Hongji, my second brother forgot to tell you, Brother Wuji, he just hunted a tiger." Li Yaoguang pointed at me with a wicked smile.
"What?!" Liu Hongji looked as if he had been struck by thunder, and stared at the smiling and silent son with crooked eyes.
"I said Sanniangzi, this joke can't be made, what kind of person is Brother Wuji, isn't it clear to my brother?" Liu Hongji seems to be very reluctant to believe that I can hunt tigers when I seem to be powerless.
"Sister Yaoguang is not joking, my brother really hunted a big tiger, a big tiger almost a foot long." My sister pouted and gave circumstantial evidence.
"Really?" Liu Hongji paused, glanced at Li Shimin, who was smiling evilly, and then looked at the calm and unspeakably personable Ben Gongzi who bowed slightly, signaling that these two expired Loli were definitely not lying, and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva Xingzi fiercely. "God can't be blind, right? Can you hunt tigers too? ”
"Hey, I said brother, what are you talking about, do you allow you to hunt wild boars, but I can't hunt tigers?" What I hate the most is this kind of person who always doubts that I am both civil and military. It's a shame that this girl is still my brother who cut off the head of the chicken and burned the yellow paper, and she is so blind, which is really angry.
Liu Hongji, who finally knew that he had said the wrong thing, laughed twice: "Oh, brother Xian, isn't this too much of a surprise for a brother?" Don't take your brother to see where the unlucky tiger is. ”
At this time, Xue Wanche, who was carrying a rabbit leg, appeared, with an expression of flying eyebrows. "Ha Luha, Brother Hongji, today's prey of you, I'm afraid it's not even the second child. Brother Wuji hunted a tiger, and Li Dalang also hunted a leopard. ”
"Isn't it?" Liu Hongji was completely dumbfounded, and glanced at the big wild boar he had hunted on horseback, with a depressed face. "His grandmother's, something evil happened today."
"Let's go and see the tiger hunted by the virtuous brother first." Xue Wanche couldn't wait to be authentic. "A few years ago, someone really hunted a tiger, but after all, I just heard about it, I didn't want to be able to have such good luck today, which really made Xue admire."
Well, although Xue Wanche is also very helpless, he is more practical after all, unlike Liu Hongji, a hooligan, who saw that the tiger was still picking around. "Although this tiger has a big shelf, it is really fat, so it must be that it can't run and the virtuous brother shoots it, right?"
Hearing this, Lao Tzu almost fell to the ground, and Li Shimin next to him rolled directly to the side with his stomach in his arms, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath, damn!
"Cut, even if it's fat, what's the matter, my brother was killed by an arrow in the tiger's eye, do you have the ability?" My sister is very angry with the enemy, and she is angry.
"Isn't it? …… Let's go, it seems that the archery skills of the virtuous brother are really a little better than that of the brother. Liu Hongji deserves to have a face comparable to that of an anti-nuclear basement, and after laughing dryly, he not only praised me, but also elevated himself.
Very shameless praise, very scumbag brother, I really don't know if I was blind back then to burn yellow paper with this guy. One misstep will be hated for thousands of years......
Li Yaoguang kept shaking her head beside her, it seemed that this female girl was really speechless about this kind of cheekiness, and she also took her foot to Li Shimin, a shameless person who was lying on the ground with a smile.
Seeing my sister-in-law's glaring eyes, Li Shimin hurriedly said righteously: "Brother Hongji, this guy just likes to brag nonsense, brother Tai don't pay attention to it, everyone can see that this tiger is obviously a tiger all day long, how can it be some kind of obsessed and sluggish thing." cough cough cough ......" Speaking of this, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth began to turn up again, and he hurriedly covered up the past by coughing.
Forget it, don't bother to deal with Li Shimin, a shameless man, and see who is around my son?
There is a sister who likes to arrange her brother all day long, there is a fierce heroine Li Sanniang who is speechless, there is a shameless and sinister Lori control brother Li Shimin who circles around my sister all day long, and there is a Li Dalang Li Jiancheng who wants to play hooligan all day long and always likes to show off his erudition and talent, and there is a cheeky Hongji brother who is almost invincible in the world.
Fortunately, I am very glad that this son belongs to the ranks of righteous gentlemen, and has the potential to become a generation of famous men, and become the goal and benchmark for future generations of righteous men and gentlemen, compared with these fox friends and dog friends, I am like a saint, well, it seems to be a bit exaggerated, but compared to me, these guys are more suitable for squatting in the juvenile correctional center, and I should live happily in the juvenile class of Tsinghua University.
Drinking a little wine, admiring Li Shimin, the unlucky ghost who was poured wine by my sister and his sister-in-law, wooden method, who let this guy's card skills fail, and wanted to rub here, he could only meet the stormy bombs, which blew up this guy again and again begging for mercy, the two girls smiled like flowers, and the poor baby was a baby.
The weather is good, the blue sky is dotted with white clouds, the sun is constantly shuttling above the clouds, and in the open land in the distance, you can see the shadows of the white clouds moving slowly on the earth.
In the green, there are still colorful wildflowers, far and near, with different shades of mottled green and the blue of the sky, which makes people feel refreshed.
On the horizon in the distance, you can see the outline of Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Sui Dynasty, and this beautiful ancient capital seems so quiet and peaceful at this moment......