Chapter 150: A comedy genius that is rare in a thousand years
But what makes me regret is, what about actors? For example, a sinister person like Tu Anjia is not something that can be played by just one person, after all, for such a villain who has an extremely complex heart, can cherish talents, love talents, and become a loving father, but is ruthless and murderous. At least I don't think any of my brothers are qualified to perform well.
Of course, if Ben Gongzi goes out in person, it will naturally be no problem, but the problem is that I am still so young, and it is really uncomfortable to play an old guy in my fifties and sixties on stage. Headache, if my fox friends are playing a little shameless, or bandit A and B, there shouldn't be much of a problem, even if they play a few supporting roles that only need to be pretended, it shouldn't be difficult, but if you want to find someone to play that Cheng Ying or Tu Anjia, this difficulty is not ordinary.
However, I can only wait until I try it first, so that these guys don't hum like mosquitoes and keep complaining that I don't take them in my eyes and look down on their IQ and EQ, which has to make me uneasy.
Headache, but this can't be helped, it hurts, in addition, I also thought it through, it's really not good, the dwarf is pulling out the general, first find a way to find someone to act, after all, Chinese civilization is not formed in a day, and Luoyang City can not be built in a day.
I can't ask every actor to be able to perform flawlessly on the first day, that would be too, even if it's Malone. Brando, also played a small role, and slowly became an Oscar winner step by step.
However, I always feel that some people are really not suitable to be actors, especially someone who loves to show and appear, such as Liu Hongji, this guy asked to play Guang Weizheng's prime minister Sun Pestle at the beginning, but there were frequent problems, and after standing on the stage this time, he even forgot the first line of his appearance.
stood there stunned for a long time, and then actually said to the great director of Ben Gongzi: "What should I say?" ”
This sentence turned everyone on and off the stage laughed all over the world, only Lao Tzu's eyes were black, and the seven orifices were smoking, rely on, what does this guy mean, the stage play directed by me is a tragedy, but with this guy, it will only make people cry and laugh, I suspect that this guy belongs to a comedy genius that is rare in a thousand years, anyway, after going on stage, every word and deed, every move, makes people laugh.
This is the third time I've played, and the first two times are either not in place, or the lines are not standard enough, and the feelings are not enough, which is good, and even the lines are simply forgotten.
"Brother, can you give more effort? Can't you remember a single line I gave you? "I rubbed my brows and played against Liu Hongji on stage, but at this moment, I was lying on the floor and beating the ground, laughing extremely exaggeratedly Li Shimin." And you, please, since you strongly request to play Jin Linggong, you should know very well, what kind of person this guy is, an arrogant, arrogant, and neurotic sick monarch, but what about you? I only saw you reading lines there with a poker face, and the expression of emotion was really not rich. And what about you now, look at how exaggerated your body language is, even more unique, in this way, it should be Jin Linggong. ”
"Uh, I said brother, you shouldn't be fooling me, right?" The smile on Li Shimin's face stopped abruptly, and he had an expression of crying and laughing.
"I'm fooling you, Brother Xian, I am teaching you acting skills, do you understand, don't believe it, ask them, is the performance of Shimin just now more like a sick Jin Linggong." I have a righteous face.
"It's a bit ...... Brother, I'm telling you the truth. Li Yaoguang stood up, replied very cooperatively, and then turned around and hugged my sister's shoulders wildly, it seemed that this girl couldn't help it.
Everyone nodded their heads quickly, fortunately, at worst, they should belong to the extras level, at least they can hold back their laughter in their stomachs.
After Li Shimin glanced at everyone, he looked at himself in disbelief. "Okay, then I really want to act like that, what should I do if I mess up?"
"Don't worry, Brother Xian, we are very optimistic about your acting skills, and I said Brother Hongji, please be sure to memorize your lines, otherwise, if you don't rehearse again next time, you will blame the little brother for being ruthless and change people."
"Don't worry, Lao Tzu struggled tonight, and I couldn't remember it if I had an all-night on my back." Liu Hongji was also annoyed and angry, but Xue Wanche next to him kept talking coolly, thinking that Liu Hongji's whole energy was focused on fighting and brawling, and he really didn't have the kung fu to do this, or let him, a special actor who is also a son of a martial arts family and looks like a heroic and heroic positive character.
In exchange, Liu Hongji gestured with a bowl-sized fist. "Boy, do you want to practice again?"
"If the two brothers want to compare, please go out and turn left, and the others continue, if you haven't come back to your role, then I'll find someone to do it for you?" Ben Gongzi said expressionlessly.
These words finally made the two muscles almost fill the brain, and the head was full of violence, and the guy quieted down. I don't want to think about what my brother is going to do, if these two guys dare to continue to make trouble, this son has a trick to clean up these two stupid people, so that they can't cry.
Continue, these guys seem to be thick-skinned and persistent, and now, Ben Gongzi has determined several actors, for example, Liu Hongji plays Prime Minister Gongsun Pestle, and he also plays the bandit armor, and on some occasions, he plays a general who poses like a guy as the background.
And Xue Wanche played the young general Han Ju, as well as bandit B and so on. In short, everyone has something to do, even I went up to make a cameo appearance as a young general, of course, it must be a positive character, I used my acting skills and a clear voice, so that the cast and staff of the stage play of the Great Sui Dynasty, who are not even ticket friends, understand what is called acting.
Tu Anjia is Yang Shidao, after this guy came to see the rehearsal that day, he was very interested, when he heard that there was a lack of cast and crew, he relied on his courage to play Tu Anjia, I have to say, this guy is really talented, coupled with his handsome appearance and graceful demeanor, he portrays Tu Anjia's appearance to the bone.
And because Ma Sanbao is also very young, plus this guy seems to have a bit of talent for acting, in addition to playing the eunuch next to Jin Linggong, plus the performance of a bandit and a young general.
As for Li Xuanba, although this guy is a foodie, he doesn't have much talent in performance, but it doesn't matter, it's just right to play the orphan Zhao Wu, after all, Zhao Wu doesn't have many appearances, and it's very suitable for a stunned guy like him to play.
As for Cheng Ying, he was played by the tent man who was nearly fifty years old, not because this guy has a talent for acting, but because he is just the right age and has a loud voice, so being a stage actor is a good choice.
Soon, the queue arrived at Tu'an Jia to summon Cheng Ying and Zhao Wu, and he liked the child with the pseudonym Cheng Wu very much, and recognized him as a righteous son, and saw that Zhao Junnen called Yang Shidao, who was not a few years older than him, called his father-in-law, Yang Shidao lifted up this righteous son who was less than five or six years younger than himself, and held the short beard that was deliberately dyed white and sighed: "I am very relieved to get this good child, I hope my son ......"
Seeing these two fathers and sons of about the same age on stage, Ben Gongzi, as the chief director, almost laughed, of course, he must not laugh out loud, but his face is a little distorted and deformed. Next to me, my sister and Li Yaoguang didn't have any scruples, the two girls covered their mouths and laughed, like cuckoos in spring.
However, Liu Hongji and Xue Wanche admired Yang Shidao's acting skills very seriously, and admired them with a face. Looking at their serious expressions, maybe these two guys are stealing acting skills from Yang Shidao, but unfortunately, just by virtue of the looks and temperament of these two brothers, if they want to learn from Yang Shidao, they will directly follow the example of Dong Shi.
Just like Chen Peisi, no matter how hard he tries, he can't be like Zhu Shimao with thick eyebrows and big eyes, as soon as he appears, he feels like the protagonist of a positive image.