"What's the matter, General Han, I see that this Yijun county is heavily guarded, so that the court soldiers have nothing to do, and the common people have not been affected at all, but you are angry here." I happily stepped forward, patted the guy on the shoulder, and smiled.

"Childe, it's not all caused by the old thief Wei Xuan, who has the idea of beating Yijun County all day long." Hearing this, Han Xiong's expression became darker and darker, and his face was indignant.

After Han Xiong said everything in a very bad manner, Ben Gongzi almost smiled crookedly, and waited for Wei Xuan, the general of Wei Xuan, that is, when Yang Xuangan rebelled, he sent troops from Guanzhong to help, and as a result, Yang Xuangan was beaten to the point that he was the master of the soldiers who were even crawling and losing the generals.

Well, after this guy rushed to the territory of Yijun County, for more than a month, there has been no way to take Yijun County, well, it is difficult to send soldiers to death, mainly because of the biochemical weapons thrown by the stone thrower, which is really fucking annoying, although it is not lethal, but, it has an extremely powerful deterrent, I believe that whoever has been hit by pepper noodles and pepper noodles and then mixed with hydrated lime after the biological and chemical weapons attack the south, will definitely not want to enjoy it again.

After the whole army took turns to go into battle, and they all felt the numbness of peppercorns, the choking of pepper, and the hatefulness of slaked lime, the soldiers sang about refusing to play anymore and strongly opposed the attack on Yijun County. For this reason, Wei Xuan was so angry that his fingers were trembling, but he had no way to break the enemy, even if he was from the western capital Daxing City, well, that is, Chang'an transported a large number of siege equipment, but the problem is that the attack range of trebuchets is not as far as ours, and other siege equipment is the result, but the problem is always leaking, even if it is not shot to death by the weapons defending the city, it will be choked without a trace of combat effectiveness.

Well, ordinary radical schemes don't even pay attention to the dogs in Yijun County, because they have been annoyed for a long time. Some time ago, the officers and soldiers scolded and fought under the city, but the guards above the city had numb expressions and confused eyes, Wei Xuan finally found out, it turned out that Han Xiong ordered that as long as the other party scolded and fought, plug his ears, even if he scolded the sky, and spit out all the water in his body as saliva, don't take it off.

As a result, Wei Xuan was angry and crooked his nose. Despair, resentment, entangled in Wei Xuan's heart wandering, in the end, Wei Xuan, who was thinking hard about the siege, patted his head when watching the battle report, and cast a new style of agitation.

So, Wei Xuan sent Han Xiong a brocade box, which contained a letter and a set of women's clothes, calling Han Xiong Han Mama.

After receiving this brocade box, Han Xiong, who saw the contents of it, immediately burst into a rage, and began to have an abnormal relationship with Wei Xuan's female relatives in a super friendship. Then, there we were.

Han Shige picked up his clothes and gestured on himself. "The color is too old, and it's very old-fashioned, I'm afraid this skirt should have been found from some old woman's house, right? Wei Xuan's goods are also damaged enough. ”

Ben Gongzi laughed again, and Wei Yunqi also looked like he couldn't cry or laugh and pointed at Han Shige. Han Xiong snorted coldly. "Wei Xuan's dog thief, a certain must be inseparable from you."

"Okay, okay, it's funny, besides, this kind of trick is not only used by Wei Xuan alone, in other words, he should just pick up people's teeth." It took me a long time to hold back my laughter, wave my hand, and signal Han Shige, this brother, to be less shameless, Han Xiong is going to be angry, you are still there, do you want to play hatred transfer?

"Yes, in the past, when the Three Kingdoms were in the past, Shu and Wei competed, and Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang in the Wuzhang Yuan area held each other for more than 100 days. Zhuge Liang challenged several times, but Sima Yi did not come out of the wall to wait for changes. Zhuge Liang sent someone to Sima Yi to send the ornament of a woman, wanting to provoke Sima Yi to fight, but Sima Yi still did not fight. In order to appease the dissatisfaction of his subordinates, he deliberately pretended to be angry and asked for war. Emperor Wei Ming did not allow it, and sent the minister of the bone fish, Xin Bi Staff, to be Sima Yi's military advisor to control his actions. As soon as Zhuge Liang came to challenge, Sima Yi was going to lead the troops to attack, and the Xinbi Staff Festival stood at the military gate, and Sima Yi did not send troops...... "Wei Yunqi said eloquently, the ancient war is easy to come by, and it is really a bull fork.

Ben Gongzi cleared his throat and also talked about something that had just happened: "And at the beginning of the year, Chen Ling, the general of the right imperial guard, crusaded against Du Fuwei. Chen Ling was tightly fortified and did not come out to fight, so Du Fuwei gave him the woman's clothes and called him 'Grandma Chen'. Chen Ling was angry and led the army to battle, Du Fuwei led the army to attack hard, breaking the official army, and Chen Ling escaped alone. ”

"Sima Yi won without a fight, and Chen Ling was defeated, General Han, which is more important, you must also know, right?" Wei Yunqi smiled and said to Han Xiong.

"I didn't expect such a thing, and the general almost missed a big thing." Although Han Xiong is brave, he is not stupid and bold, from these two examples, he already knows the importance of the way, and bowed deeply to me, a little embarrassed.

"But, since he Wei Xuan is so in the mood to humiliate our General Han with this thing, if he doesn't express it, doesn't it mean that we are too serious, right?" Ben Gongzi is also very idle, well, mainly because of itchy hands, and he can't fight when he is idle, but fighting with Wei Xuan's old goods is still very mental.

When they heard what I said, everyone looked at me with black lines on their faces. "Look, don't you believe that this son can make Wei Xuan half angry?" Ben Gongzi was very dissatisfied and patted a few times.

"This ...... Virtuous brother, the business is important, why bother? Wei Yunqi coughed twice and then persuaded.

"Don't worry, my son doesn't need a single soldier, he can make that old man half angry, and it can be regarded as revenge for General Han." Idle is also idle, others beat their wives and children on rainy days, but this son is a righteous gentleman, not about that, and he will definitely not be able to beat it. So I decided to find something that would be refreshing.

"Li Yuanfang, come over to me" Ben Gongzi shouted, and Li Yuanfang walked into the hall with a high spirit. "The little one is here, what does the son command?"

"Childe, if there is anything to do, let so-and-so do it, this thing is because of me." Han Xiong hurriedly jumped out and said.

"Are you sure?" Ben Gongzi scratched his chin with the newly grown pimples, and looked puzzled.

Han Xiong nodded viciously and saluted me with a fist: "Never give up." ”

Ben Gongzi nodded with satisfaction: "Since you say so, it won't be good if I refuse again, so let's do it, you and Li Yuanfang, check it for me, all the Qinglou brothels in Yijun County, find the ugliest and oldest lady among them, remember, the more the better, but the quality must be high enough, uh, the quality must be the worst, the age must be over fifty years old, it is best to be ugly to make people unforgettable, do you know the way?" ”

Boom, Han Xiong sat on the floor with his buttocks, and Li Yuanfang almost stumbled and fell into a dog shit, Wei Yunqi next to him looked at the tea cup that fell on his shirt with palpitations, he must be glad that he didn't drink water at that time, otherwise, maybe he would be like Han Shige, with an expression of a land whale squirting water.

Sister Qingxia, who was kneeling behind me, tilted her body, and finally held it with her hand, looked at me with a crying and laughing expression: "Childe, do you want Yu?" ”

"Don't worry, my son has his own clever plan." I scratched my scalp and said disapprerovingly: "Hmph, Wei Xuan's old thing gave you women's clothes, and my son will give him a woman to see who is ruthless." ”

Hearing this, Han Xiong was overjoyed. "Childe is high, it's really high, the last general will go to find it."

Li Yuanfang was also grinning happily, and his head was fast: "Childe, is it the kind of one that gets older and uglier, the better." ”

"Nonsense, if you find something ugly enough, my son will let you wear this dress to pretend to be a woman disgusting Wei Xuan's old thing, do you know the way?" Ben Gongzi glanced at this goods and said viciously.

Li Yuanfang's little face turned pale with fright, and he rushed out of the room as fast as the rabbit who was shot, and Han Xiong also hurriedly promised that he would definitely find the oldest and ugliest, otherwise he would be sorry for the trust of his son.

Han Shige laughed and fell to the ground and pounded the floor. "Brother Xian, it's no wonder that Wei Xuan won't be angry with you when the time comes."

"Hmph, fight with me, see if I can't kill him." The corners of my mouth curled, and I smiled wickedly.

What is ugly for a woman, this must have standards, such as whistle teeth, whistle teeth should be divided into several standards, a row of front teeth can be stretched out of the lipstick, not to mention laughing, pursing the lips can not wrap the teeth This can be called ugly

For example, what is more ugly is the kind of whistle teeth and thin slit eyes, or the nose and eight-character eyebrows facing the sky...... Well, there are too many atypical specificities, all in all, Li Yuanfang and Han Xiong were really worried about being ordered by Ben Gongzi to wear women's clothes, so they went to find them.

At noon, a total of fifteen women were found, fat and thin with their own characteristics, and Lao Tzu felt a little disgusted when he saw it, one of them had cataracts in his eyes, long hair and a shawl, and a shabby gray-white skirt that could not see the original color, which looked like a hairstand upside down, as if he had seen a female ghost wandering by the lake for thousands of years in a horror movie.

In addition, there is an albinist with skin Shengxue, the right side of his face was burned by fire when he was a child, and there is a large hideous scar, and there is a polio patient who walks like a horse stepping on a swallow, and the guards in the front yard are afraid of each other as if they have seen a ghost, and there are two people with poor resistance, who vomited directly next to them, damn.

Wei Yunqi's eyes straightened when he saw it, and he took a few steps back. "This, this is too scary, isn't it?"

Well, mud ma's, pulling a vote to shoot any film can definitely create a sensation. Among them, there is also a person who weighs at least 300 and is about 1.6 meters tall, but his chest and hips are more than 1.8 meters...... Cake sellers. In ancient times, there were thirteen hairpins in Jinling, and now there are fifteen ugly Yijun, and this son closed his eyes and took a deep breath for a long time before he resisted the urge to copy the knife and chop people.

"Are you sure they came out of a brothel? How can they all be so superb? Ben Gongzi dragged Han Xiong over and asked. The taste of this man in Yijun County is too heavy, right?