Volume 1 Chapter 428 Li Sangongzi was originally a daughter
If Han Xiong agrees with his request, then he will stop the siege and make a truce with us for three months to show his sincerity, if not, he will definitely attack the city in a big way, and then take the middle-aged and elderly woman of his dreams into his arms, and give another French deep kiss, vomit...... It's so disgusting, the back section is pure, I'm embarrassed to write it myself, for fear of spitting on the paper.
“…… On that day, the stunning woman of the Shangcheng Labor Army, just a dozen or so sisters, as long as General Wei likes it, even if it is a concubine, she is willing to recommend herself as a pillow to comfort her heart, and ...... a ton of spinach smashed on Wei Xuan's head.
Crash...... Wei Xuan, the general who pays the most attention to appearance, and Doctor Zijin Guanglu vomited on the horse.
"Oh, what's wrong with you, husband...... My good husband, choose me...... Husband, I'm Aya, they are all women, it's better to choose me, Aya will serve you better than those women. At this time, an old and discordant voice sounded, and the old rabbit, who also painted his eyebrows and white beard, waved his handkerchief excitedly and "coquettishly".
Bang, muddy, too lethal, not only the city vomited, but even several people in the city couldn't help but vomit, even Han Xiong, who was still very relieved and happy, heard this, and directly ran to the side with a white face and hugged the pillar and vomited, this unlucky baby.
And Wei Xuan, who had just finished spitting, raised his finger with a trembling mouth and was about to speak, heard this oath, and then saw this old rabbit with fluttering hair and flattering eyes at himself. rolled his eyes, and threw up again.
I was already laughing and slumped on the ground, and it took me a long time to get up. "Hey, why did the people run away?" What I saw was no longer the scene of the collective vomiting to set a Guinness World Record, but the back of a court cavalry fleeing in a hurry.
"Childe, that old guy Wei Xuan vomited and vomited, and he vomited blood." Li Yuanfang, who was in a cold sweat, reported to me in awe.
"What, I'm vomiting blood?" Ben Gongzi couldn't help but be overjoyed. Han Xiong, who was walking over there softly, waved his hand and smiled: "Great, General Han, how is it, how does it feel for this son to give you anger this time."
"Childe, you're really here...... Vomit, the last general really can't stand it......" Han Xiong gave a thumbs up to Ben Gongzi weakly, and as a result, this hardcore special actor happened to pass by him in a group, and this thing once again intuitively appreciated the winking eyes thrown at him by the old rabbit at close range, his eyes darkened, and he ran towards the pillar again.
In the next few days, everything was very calm, not to mention the scolding war or the siege of the city, he didn't even come to put a fart, it seems that Wei Xuan really vomited too much this time, and even vomited blood, it must be very painful, and he has to recuperate.
Well, in order to reward the successful performance of this special actor, Ben Gongzi decided that every lady, well, together with the old rabbit, will double the reward for each person, forty times each, and the guy who is happy to say thank you even said, and also told Li Yuanfang lightly that if there is another such performance, they will definitely come, and they will definitely be able to perform better next time.
Of course, Ben Gongzi will not appear on this occasion, mainly because Ben Gongzi doesn't want to sleep and have nightmares, and as for whether other people have nightmares, it's none of our business.
Well, maybe an important reason why the officers and soldiers of the court did not dare to appear in the city was that they were very afraid of the shadows of these heavy-tasting special actors, and I believe that in the past few days, these officers and soldiers of the court will definitely fall into hellish dreams from time to time.
In particular, the lethality of the old rabbit and the little peach is definitely no less than 10,000 tons of TNT exploding at the same time, I believe that this performance destroyed not only morale, but also the courage of these people in the face of Yijun County.
"Childe, there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Sister Qingxia hurriedly walked in from outside the house with a kettle, and then said coquettishly with a weird smile.
"Listen to the bad first, anyway, today's world, it's already the worst situation, even if someone rebels, this son won't feel strange." Admiring my calligraphy, I looked up and smiled.
Sister Qingxia opened her mouth and talked about the bad news first, and it was really bad news that made my son speechless and helpless, and even laughed angrily.
It turned out that just more than ten days ago, Yang Tong, the king of Yue, sent Taichang Cheng Yuan Shanda to Jiangdu to report to Emperor Yang that Li Mi had millions of people, surrounded and forced the eastern capital, and occupied Luokoucang, and there was no food in the eastern capital.
Taichang Cheng Yuan Shanda cried bitterly, and Yang Guang also changed his appearance. But at this time, Yu Shiji said: "King Yue is young, these people deceive him, if it is like what he said, how can Yuan Shanda come here?" ”
So Yang Guang was furious and scolded Yuan Shanda, a villain, for daring to insult me in the court, so he sent Yuan Shanda to Dongyang through the thief realm to urge the transportation of grain, and Yuan Shanda was killed by a group of thieves. After that, everyone stopped talking and did not dare to report the thief to Emperor Yang.
"With the faint king, there are traitorous ministers, Yang Guang's actions, who else in the world dares to tell the truth?" I shook my head, put the paper on the desk, and stood up. "I'm afraid it's the heroes of the world, and they're applauding Yang Guang's actions at the moment. By the way, what's the good news? ”
"The good news is the news about Li Sanniang." Sister Qingxia smiled, and then handed me a piece of white paper full of small characters. I took a look at it, and it was good news.
After Yaoguang Sister summoned Hu Shang He Panren some time ago, Hu Panren led more than 30,000 people to join Yaoguang Sister's army, and after that, because the Western Capital stayed behind to guard Xuanzheng led the army to face Fu Bengongzi, a righteous gentleman, in the north. Therefore, Qu Tutong, the general guarding the western capital, led 10,000 troops, intending to defeat the rabble of Yaoguang girls in one fell swoop.
As a result, in the area of Huxian, the two sides set up battle formations, but the subordinates of Yaoguang girl are really no better than the rabble. Moreover, it was Qu Tutong, a well-known military general in the court, who was recruited.
Seeing that his subordinates were suppressed by the momentum of the officers and soldiers, he was about to collapse. At this critical juncture. Sister Yaoguang threw away her helmet before the battle formation, spread her braids, and then raised the banner and shouted loudly that Li Sanniang should take the first place here. If you are not as good as a woman, then go home and take the child, and if you are brave, come with me
In an instant, most of them only knew about Li Sanniang, but they didn't want to, it was actually Li Sanniang, and Li Sanniang said this, and rode in the lead, rushing towards the center of the soldiers who were slowly crushing, and erecting a handsome flag.
The blood of all the male prostitutes was boiling, Li Xuanba screamed and threw his helmet away, beat the horse and rushed to the enemy formation, Ma Sanbao also rushed over, Hu Panren also rushed over, and in the end, nearly 40,000 rabble, one by two, were like Erlang Shen's roaring dogs possessed, and they screamed and rushed towards the officials and soldiers who were startled by Li Sanniang's actions.
Yaoguang girl broke into the enemy formation, cut down seven people in a row, and cut down the handsome banner, this time, the morale of Yaoguang girl's men soared to NA again, and the court army was disrupted by this unreasonable style of play.
And the fall of Shuai Qi made the soldiers panic even more, and finally caused a rout. Qu Tutong finally led the remaining half of the soldiers and horses to flee back to the Western Capital, and in this battle, the name of Li Sanniang was powerful in Guanzhong, and the army under his banner was officially called the Women's Army by the world.
And after this big victory, Yaoguang Sister Lian slowly incorporated Li Zhongwen, who led the troops to vote, and the rebels such as Xiang Shanzhi and Qiu Shili increased their strength greatly, and the number reached 70,000, and Liankehu County, Zhou Zhi, Wugong, and Shiping were greatly invigorated.
Seeing the detailed record of the Yaoguang girl above, even a proud traveler like me can't help but admire the ability of this fiancée.
"Obediently, she is really powerful enough, here in this son, if you count the reserves, you can count it as having hundreds of thousands of soldiers, but it took almost two months to take the land of the two counties, and it is because the weapons and equipment are far stronger than the opponent. But the Yaoguang girl relied on a group of ordinary people who had just put down their farm tools and picked up their weapons, well, they didn't even have weapons, and they actually won battles, and even Qu Tutong, the general of the Great Sui Changsheng, was defeated by him, and now she has laid down a land close to a county, which is really ...... "Well, I'm speechless, no wonder she will be canonized as Princess Pingyang in the future, and she is the only princess buried with a military salute."
His martial arts are definitely no less than Li Shimin and others, if this son works hard to support, the glorious victory of Yaoguang sister will definitely make the old Li family extremely embarrassed, as soon as I think of this, my son feels cola.
"The three ladies are martial arts, they are really heroes among women, and they are envious of their concubines." Sister Qingxia poured me steaming tea, and said with emotion: "Kill the generals and capture the flag, in the millions of troops, come and go freely, and it can make the soldiers serve the dead, even many men, it is difficult to do ......"
Sister Qingxia's eyes rolled and fell on me. "But Gongzi, you are even more powerful, the decisive victory is thousands of miles away, in the midst of strategizing, deep into the Turkic royal court, just with one mouth, you can say that the first Bi Khan retreated hundreds of thousands, and captured Zhu Cang and other beasts, and more importantly, you also saved hundreds of thousands of people, it can be described as a Taotian merit, who can compare?"
Ben Gongzi's eyes narrowed into a slit when he heard this, and he pulled Sister Qingxia to kiss him fiercely. "This little mouth is really sweet enough, come, let Ben Gongzi kiss it enough......"
is worthy of being my woman, and I am afraid that I will be unhappy to be surpassed by my mother-in-law, so I quickly praised me, well, I just need to understand it in my heart, how can I not receive her heart?
"By the way, have you made any progress on those projects these days?" After making love for a while, he reluctantly let go of the big hand that was holding Sister Qingxia's slender waist and asked with a smile.