Chapter 508 You can get on the horse with a gun, and you can write a poem with a pen
"It's up, you wait, it's fine." Yaoguang's sister is not me, so she put on her clothes in a panic in the bed, and said stupidly: "Dengzi, don't hurry up, do you want the concubine to be scolded by her mother-in-law?" ”
"It's too late for my mother to be so generous to hurt you, how can I scold you......" I smiled and found clothes for Yaoguang's sister, and after I also put on my underwear, I opened the door.
I was dizzy, outside the door, Sister Qingxia stood in front of the door with a smile, and behind her, the girl Wujian looked at her brain with a ghostly look, and she didn't seem to be embarrassed to look at it.
After seeing me staring at her with wide eyes, the **** suddenly shrank back behind Sister Qingxia, and then poked his head out with a dry laugh a little embarrassed. "Brother early, I accompanied Qingxia to wake up Sister Yaoguang. No, I'm here to wake up my sister-in-law, Sister Yaoguang, are you up? ”
"Why are you running here, forget it, that ......" I looked back into the house, well, the speed of the Yaoguang girl is not slow, and now she even puts on her coat. Yaoguang, my sister came to see you. ”
"Unsullied? I'll just wait a minute. Yaoguang couldn't help but be overjoyed, and after putting on his coat in three or two times, he got out of bed and was about to move when he stumbled slightly. Her pretty face changed slightly, and she had a very strange expression, and then her eyes were full of shame and anger and glared at me viciously.
And my sister finally entered the house, and after seeing Sister Yaoguang's strange appearance, she laughed like a fox who had stolen a chicken, and Yaoguang, who was red-faced, pinched her several times before returning to normal.
"Okay, don't make trouble with the two of you, mother, they're in a hurry, right?" I couldn't help but laugh and look at these two girls laughing there, next to me, Sister Qingxia was also smiling, seeing my gaze, Sister Qingxia also cast a coquettish look, I saw my son's heart swing, two girls, two styles, in the future, my son's sexual life is really very happy.
Finally, in the company of Sister Qingxia and her younger sister, the young man who had finished dressing up came to the front hall with a blushing face and a little bit of footsteps.
When Yaoguang, the new daughter-in-law, knelt down in front of her mother, grandmother, and aunt to say hello, the three old men praised her again and again, and I finally went through a lot of hardships to marry Yaoguang's sister, the best woman in the seventh century A.D., who could go to the hall and the kitchen (to be verified), carry a gun and get on the horse, and write poetry with a pen.
Anyway, my mother is happy, and my son happily watched Yaoguang's sister shyly serve tea to my mother, and how happy he was in his heart.
"Shiro, you have to remember, don't bully Yaoguang, otherwise, the old body will not let you go, do you know the way?" With a smile on her face, my mother put her arm around Yaoguang's shoulder, and then said to me.
"Mother, look at what you said. How can a child bully people, not to mention that Yaoguang is now my mother, and as a husband, it is too late for me to cherish it. The helplessness and innocence on my son's face made my mother and kiss all laugh, and the eyes of the Yaoguang girl like water have not left me, and the bottom of her eyes is full of sweet joy.
Newlywed Yan'er, you and me, in short, unless there is something important, otherwise, I want to let me, the dignified leader of the Chinese Renaissance Army, leave my small courtyard. For general affairs, Ben Gongzi directly asked the secretaries of the secretariat under him to take them to my mansion and handle affairs at home, while admiring the heroic Yaoguang girl wearing a full body plate armor with a lance stick with the head removed, and was singled out a group of Ben Gongzi's guards.
The bigwigs who killed this vote screamed and hugged their heads, and saw that my son shook his head again and again, while continuing to sign my name on the opinion form. And Li Yuanfang and Ma Sanbao, the two brothers, were squatting obscenely on the side, admiring the ugliness of these men who were like lost dogs, while smoking cigarettes with ghosts.
Well, I made this thing, I think back then, when we were in elementary school, I went to the supply and marketing cooperatives with a vote of classmates to find sun-dried sweet potato vines, this thing is the best thing for poor ghosts who have no money to solve their smoking addiction.
At that time, I was young, and I didn't understand what smoke tasted like, that is, to have a good time, and later, I saw those old men in the countryside taking yellow leaves to circle and smoke, the problem was that we young people didn't know that it was tobacco leaves, so we found a good thing with large enough leaves, that is, plantain.
I remember that when Columbus came to the New World and landed in Cuba, two of his sailors found that the Indians in Cuba used palm leaves and plantain leaves to wrap tobacco for smoking.
This is the source of the earliest cigars in the world, and before the crossing, my addiction to smoking was not small anyway, but after crossing over, let alone cigarettes, even tobacco was not bought, let alone lighters, matches and other convenient tools for ignition.
In addition, at that time, I was at a critical juncture of reversing the direction of my personal and historical destiny, and I had no time to pay attention to these things. In the end, he was forced to quit smoking, but he still hoped to feel the mellow taste of tobacco again, and in addition, the tobacco business in later generations was no less than the huge profits of arms and drugs.
As for the plantain, it is not a drug like tobacco, but it is still a drug, which not only cools the blood, but also moistens the lungs and relieves cough. What's more, many smoking cessation products in later generations are plantain, tea, chrysanthemum, and mint Chinese herbal products. So, when Ben Gongzi was in Hancheng County, he began to develop cigarettes or cigars.
Under my wise guidance, after a year and a half of countless failures and research, I finally got a qualified trial half a month ago, well, completely made of Chinese herbal medicine, and also mixed with certain spices to enhance the taste and comfort after smoking.
At least when Ben Gongzi tasted the current products, he felt that the difference between him and the cigarettes of later generations would not be too big, well, the smoke was not so choking, and there was a sense of coolness, which made people feel extraordinarily spiritual, especially refreshing, which made Ben Gongzi and his subordinates like a treasure.
Just when he got the sample, he asked these guys to try it on the spot, and even Fang Xuanling, a good old man, snatched one away, saying that he often had to stay up late to do things, and it was naturally best to have this thing to refresh himself.
Now, Zhonghua brand cigarettes have not yet entered the stage of large-scale trial smoking, but a large number of guards under this son's hand are not kind people, especially Li Yuanfang and his son, who have now entered the industry of old smokers, and they love to come to such a stick when they are idle.
And just a few days after coming, Ma Sanbao's guy was damaged by Li Yuanfang's goods, and the two brothers squatted in the block at every turn, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, with the posture of a living immortal, which was more carefree than Ben Gongzi, the invention and founder of cigarettes.
Seeing that this son was indignant, he snapped his fingers at Sister Qingxia behind him, and Sister Qingxia handed me a cigarette paper that was white and used cotton as a cigarette holder.
After igniting it, I took a deep breath, and the indifferent mint smell made my throat and even my lungs feel cool, which made people feel refreshed. Ben Gongzi took two sips, saw Sister Qingxia wearing a white-collar outfit beside him, and handed it to her, in exchange for a coquettish white eye.
Last night, this son forced Sister Qingxia to chatter, full of intellectual beauty and maturity Sister Qingxia's decadent and depraved temperament when she chatted about cigarettes, I saw that my son wanted to eat people at that time, it was too **** people.
Smoking a cigarette, he continued to admire the battle in front of him. I have to admit once again that Sister Yaoguang is worthy of being the most powerful figure in this era, and the group of guards who are being singled out by her now are all brave elites selected from the army. And now, he was beaten by Yaoguang's sister left and right, well, there were a few people who were not afraid of death and wanted to win by brute force, but two of them were directly thrown out of the field by Yaoguang with a plastic pole.
Seeing this scene, Ben Gongzi couldn't help but feel numb on his scalp, and the cigarette in his mouth almost shook off his clothes. Well, you have to take a good look at the **** girl, let her understand that the battlefield and the martial arts training ground are places where force can be used, but at home, between husband and wife, it is forbidden to use force of any nature.
As the so-called gentleman doesn't move his mouth, the lady also has to move his mouth and not use his hands. But fortunately, Yaoguang girl has implemented my thoughts very well in this regard, and in addition, Yaoguang girl is a person who has practiced martial arts all year round, and her physique is strong, especially when she writhes, she feels like she is riding a peerless horse.
Of course, this feeling has absolutely nothing to do with the position, and pure crispness is an inner feeling. While admiring the vigorous figure of the Yaoguang girl, the young man was killing in all directions, and on the other hand, in his mind, the Yaoguang girl was wearing an SS uniform, and then followed me on the bed...... Well, the saliva is about to come out.
Another day, I hurriedly asked someone to make such a dress for my son-in-law's mother-in-law, of course, the fabric cannot be strong, and it must be easily torn...... Damn, saliva almost dripped on my placket. Hurriedly spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, at this time, he happened to see the old housekeeper appear at the courtyard gate, and Li Yuanfang also saw his father, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.
After hearing the old housekeeper tell me what he meant with some embarrassment, my son's brows couldn't help but lock deeply, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Just the two of them, disloyal and unfilial beasts, and still have the face to go to the door of my house?" ”
I really didn't expect that the two brutes who drove my mother and me and my sister out of the house at the beginning would dare to come to the door now, which made my son's stomach burst into flames. "Old butler, why don't you beat those two bastards out of the way?"