Chapter 598: The Merry and Uninhibited Stunned is associated with a cloth chicken
"Cloth Chicken...... Chicken made of cloth ****? Look at the broken name. Sister Yaoguang shook her head with disdain. Hearing this, my son's eyes were black, and he was so unruly that he was a ****, and he was stunned to think of a chicken made of cloth, and he sweated to death.
"What are the words, the eldest grandson who said for the husband is uninhibited, it is **** uninhibited and uninhibited, it is said that it is lofty and uninhibited, and it cannot be restricted, do you understand?" Ben Gongzi rolled his eyes and immediately retorted.
"Oh, the concubine almost blamed her husband, husband is good, don't be annoyed." Hearing this explanation, Sister Yaoguang suddenly rubbed her face in my arms embarrassedly, and then said, "What if it's a daughter?" ”
"If my daughter is a daughter, I will call the eldest grandson no night." This son said proudly.
"If there is a group of sons and daughters. It doesn't seem to be easy to name with a name. At this time, the erudite and talented Sister Qingxia pursed her lips on the side and said disapprehantly.
"Is there one?" Ben Gongzi scratched his head. At that time, I just thought about it for a long time, and then I thought that the name of unruly was good, and it was also very good at night, but ...... It's true, it seems that if you don't have a word after the word, there are really few positive words.
I cocked my fingers and began to take a temporary name. If you are a man, you can take the eldest grandson unruly, the eldest grandson does not think, the eldest grandson is immortal, the eldest grandson is immortal, uh...... This is not right, the eldest grandson is insufficient? Uh, it doesn't seem right, the eldest grandson is unhappy? Muma, if this guy goes to participate in the long-distance running, he will definitely be a pit dad like his name. In exchange, the eldest grandson will not stay? Leave nothing, don't leave money or don't leave life, it's too unlucky.
The eldest grandson is not a fool? Well, this name is good, sincere, which means that good boys don't tell lies to fool people. The eldest grandson is not serious, no...... Ke is respectful, not gram is disrespect, this guy grows up and doesn't turn over genius.
Headache, seeing this son's wrinkled face and thinking bitterly, Yaoguang's sister also frowned. "Can't? It doesn't seem to fit, don't enter? Uh, it doesn't seem right, oops, husband, why do you have to mix a word in it? ”
"The husband's name is four words, so naturally our son should also be named differently. You can't just say a name and someone will jump out and say that whoever is called this name is the same. I reluctantly explained.
Later generations are like this, there are many single names, I remember that when I was in elementary school, there were three Zhang Li, two Wang Hongwei, the teacher sometimes asked them to get up and answer the questions when they were very speechless, first of all, you have to make sure that this Zhang Li is the first column, the first row, and then directly point at her and call, otherwise, three Zhang Li stand up together, and the teacher will be messy in the wind.
I remember that some of the more spoofed things are that Wang Hongchuan, who usually looks the most well-behaved and obedient, went to smash the glass of the teacher's house, but was caught by the school teaching director, and when the victim teacher received the call, he thought it was the naughty Wang Hongwei, and immediately scolded the kid in the classroom.
The naughty Wang Hongwei cried aggrievedly, and the whole class almost lost their big teeth. So much so that when it came to the new semester, two of the three Zhang Li changed their names, and the two Wang Hongwei, one changed his name to Wang Wei, and the other actually changed his name to Wang Hong, which is a very strange way of changing his name.
In this regard, this son still remembers it deeply, so he doesn't like single names, it's too easy to repeat.
Thinking about it, Ben Gongzi finally found a good name. "By the way, or it's called Eldest Sun Zisi, Eldest Grandson Night, Eldest Grandson Jie, Eldest Grandson Wen, Eldest Grandson Jun, Eldest Grandson Bai ......"
"Mmmm, it's okay, at least it's much better than not a word." After Yaoguang's sister Yiqingxia also muttered, she agreed with the rhythm of this son's name.
As for the mother, I am quite satisfied with the name, which means that as long as the name is good, it will be, and the important thing is that the child can be healthy and healthy, and this is the most important thing for the eldest grandson's family to inherit the lineage.
In the night seven days later, just after dinner, the Yaoguang girl who was bragging and chatting with the son finally had a reaction, and in an instant, the whole mansion was suddenly full of chickens and dogs, and the Yaoguang girl was carried to the delivery room that had already been prepared for the first time, Li Yuanfang's mother-in-law Li also rushed over, and the two most skilled Wen Po also rushed over at the same time.
As for Sun Zhenren, this son also immediately sent someone to invite him to come over. After that, it was a long wait, and my son squatted outside the delivery room, listening to the intermittent moaning of the Yaoguang girl, and his heart was like a cat scratching.
The family also rushed over, but I arranged to squat in the rest room next to the delivery room, and soon, Queen Dou, who received the news, also rushed over in a hurry, my sister and Li Xuanba also rushed over, Queen Dou stood outside the delivery room and loudly encouraged her daughter, and then under the persuasion of my mother, she waited in the lounge with her.
"Congratulations brother, sister-in-law is about to give birth." My sister also had a big belly, and she looked at the delivery room with envy.
"Well, it's okay." My son is very anxious, but he can't give birth to Yaoguang's sister, so he can only be anxious outside.
Time is passing bit by bit, and my son's heart is really uncomfortable, this is the first time to give birth to a baby, and this is what I am most afraid of. Thinking about future generations, even cesarean section will be dangerous, let alone natural birth in this era.
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, my son simply rushed to the door of the delivery room, and kept stumbling outside, the summer night was scorching, so hot that Lao Tzu's stinky sweat had passed, and nearly an hour had passed, but Ben Gongzi wanted to enter the delivery room to give Yaoguang sister a moment of courage, but was drunk by his mother. "Shiro is so foolish that he is not allowed to go in."
Ben Gongzi could only reluctantly stop his steps, but after thinking about it, he was still unwilling, so he simply rushed to the delivery room and shouted inside: "Yaoguang, come on, my husband will accompany you outside." Remember, safety first, having children second. ”
Hearing the encouragement of my son, my mother, who rushed over and was about to persuade her, slapped me with a smile on her face. "What are you talking about, really, my daughter-in-law has given birth to a baby, and she hasn't been in shape yet."
"Husband, the concubine has nothing to do...... Don't think nonsense, or the concubine will ignore you. In the delivery room, there was a sound of shame and anger from Yaoguang's sister. The girl who came out with her mother laughed so much that she almost turned her legs, and after being slapped by her mother, she pouted and looked aggrieved, should!
I breathed a sigh of relief, as long as I was energetic, it didn't seem like there was a big problem. I replied uneasily. "Oh, that's okay, you give birth slowly, and I won't mess with you for my husband."
"You kid, look at you like that, you have prepared so well, how can anything happen to your daughter-in-law?" The mother shook her head and said helplessly. "You've been here for almost an hour, can you go in and rest?"
"Mother, isn't the child anxious? Go back, just stay here. I nodded and smiled.
"Okay, alas, my mother went in first, and when you get tired, you will come in and rest for a while, don't you know?" The mother reluctantly took the girl back to the lounge next to her and waited.
At this time, Li Yuanfang brought a chair. "Childe, you can rest for a while."
"Well, by the way, how long did your lady give birth at that time?" I sat down on the chair, and then I felt that my legs were numb and sore, and it seemed that it was not a good thing to stand for a long time.
"Well, I don't know much about the small ones, it seems that my stomach hurt from the night before, and I didn't give birth until the night." Li Yuanfang scratched his head and smiled.
I sweat, after hearing Li Yuanfang's explanation, I couldn't help but have black eyes, my son-in-law's mother-in-law has only had a stomach ache for less than an hour now, doesn't that mean that the little guy who wants Yaoguang to stay up all night before he comes down?
"Forget it, just wait, by the way, serve tea to Sun Zhenren, serve good tea, let my sister talk to Sun Zhenren well, set up friendships, and when she is about to give birth, this son will also go to find Sun Zhenren." I patted my thigh and said with emotion.
"Childe, don't worry, the little lady is dealing with Sun Zhenren." Li Yuanfang poked his head in the direction of the lounge, turned his face and sneered at me.
I also stretched my neck and glanced at it, well, yes, yes, my sister doesn't know what Lu Dao is talking to Sun Simiao there, but when I saw Sun Simiao's happy and sexually strong appearance, I knew that my sister is really a thoughtful person, and I thought of it all the way with my brother.
Time, minute by minute, from the beginning of the sunset to the high moonlight, two hours have passed, and the Yaoguang girl is still **** from time to time, my son is sitting outside, and he has been bitten by mosquitoes several times.
Hurriedly asked Li Yuanfang to get the mosquito coils, and while wiping the itchy red spots on the back of his hands with saliva, and cursing those damn mosquitoes, he heard Li's voice suddenly sounding in the delivery room. "Look, the head is coming out...... Come on, Madame, cheer hard......"
Hearing this call, Ben Gongzi couldn't help but shudder, and the mother and Queen Dou in the lounge next door stood up and walked quickly.
I only heard the sound of Yaoguang girl inhaling vigorously, as well as the cheering sound of Li and Wen Po, Ben Gongzi also clenched his fists outside, and whenever Li called a piece, Ben Gongzi waved his fist.
And Sister Qingxia also came over and gently held my hand. "Don't worry, husband, my sister will definitely be able to keep the mother and son safe."
"Well, it has to be!" I turned around and smiled at her, took a deep breath, and said with great certainty. Not only to her, but also to encourage herself.
The time inside seemed to be more and more urgent, and my son's heart directly rose to his throat, and at this time, he heard a cheer from Wen Po. "Come out, quick, pat this little guy's ass and make him cry."
Bang, two crisp sounds, I heard a loud cry came out, my son's legs were weak, and he almost held on to the wall to stand firm, and my mother and mother were obviously relieved with Queen Dou. Li Xuanba rushed over directly. "Brother-in-law, congratulations."