355th Jimmy Jump
The commentary seat of the Imperial Court TV Sports Channel is on the left side above the player's corridor, Duan Xuan and Liu Jianhong are introducing the starting lists of both sides to domestic fans, but when the two introduced, they were tortured enough by the crazy cheers in the live broadcast and the crazy boos in the next second. Speaking of which, the way the Camp Nou introduced the starting list on today's broadcast is really very c-eyed.
"In this game, Real Madrid -
The goalkeeper is Casillas; In the backline, the four defenders from left to right are, Ramos, Pepe, Albiol, Arbeloa; In midfield, Alonso, Van der Vaart, Kaka, Las. Diarra; The forwards are Jonk and Higuain; ”
"We noticed that Raul did not get a start, and despite his pre-match efforts, he was still on the bench and the media has been speculating about Raul's future next season. Benzema was also on the bench and we got the news that Benzema had muscle aches, so he didn't start and could only be on the bench, and the team doctor will be keeping an eye on Benzema's condition. ”
Liu Jianhong commented on Real Madrid: "The most dangerous thing in this lineup is the backline, to be precise, Real Madrid's right side, Ramos likes to assist, he can't be honest in his own defensive area, which provides Barcelona with an opportunity to counterattack." ”
In addition, in midfield, Alonso and Russ. Diarra is not the type of player who can provide an extremely strong midfield barrier. Duan Xuan said.
"Here's a look at Barcelona's starting line-up -
Goalkeeper Valdés; In the backline, the four from right to left are: Alves, Pique, Puyol, Gary Buel. Milito. ”
"Haha. Speaking of which, Milito is the one of the Barcelona team with the deepest connection with Real Madrid. This Milito we used to call him Milito, is Inter Milan's Diego. Milito's younger brother. Ha ha. Milito's fame is somewhat related to Real Madrid, in the summer of 2003, when Real Madrid first announced the signing of Milito, and then said that the Argentine did not have a medical examination and gave him up. In fact, according to Milito and his agent, the injury was unwarranted, and Real Madrid reversed course and had no sincerity to sign. Ultimately. Milito joined Zaragoza and made a living in La Liga, while Real Madrid paid off the debt for the emptiness of the central midfield, but Woodgate, who 'passed the medical examination' back then, continued to suffer injuries and became a joke. ”
"Let me say more, after Woodgate returned to the Premier League, because of the malicious aggression against Jonk the year before last, Jonker's career was almost ruined, and he can also be said to be the least favorite person of our Chinese fans and even Jonk fans around the world." Duan Xuan said with a smile.
"The topic is off the hook. Let's move on to Barcelona's starting line-up, just talking about the backline, now let's look at the midfield. Maxwell, Xavi, Sergio Busquets, Keita; Then on the front line, it is the partnership of Messi and Pedro. ”
Ibrahimovic was unsurprising. Still sitting on the bench, Ibrahimovic complained to Guardiola again last week, and Guardiola naturally did not give Ibrahimovic a good face. ”
"Haha. Now Barcelona must regret that they bought Ibrahimovic in a hurry last summer, not to mention spending a lot of money. This is a slap in the face of the thunder in the locker room, maybe it will detonate at some point. ”
"This game. Another focus is the number of goals scored by Jonker, who has not scored in three games before, but he only needs one goal to equal Ronaldo's record of 34 goals in a single league season in La Liga set by Ronaldo in Barcelona in 1998-1999. Jonker's current goal tally is 33 goals, this is only the 31st round of the league, it should be said that Jonk has no problem tying or breaking this record, but it is undoubtedly the best stage to be able to tie or even break the record set by Barcelona player Ronaldo at the Spanish 'national derby' and at the Camp Nou! ”
In fact, Jonker's biggest goal is his predecessor at Real Madrid, Hugo. Sanchez set a record of 38 league goals in a single season. ”
"There are eight games left in the league including today's game, and it takes five goals for Jonk to break the record, so as long as he is in good form, it is definitely not a problem for him."
When the players on both sides shook hands, Jonker felt Busquets's resentment, this guy didn't shake hands with Jonk at all, just touched his fingers, even if it was over, which also made Jonk already in a bad mood, even more angry, yes, bah, in the first round of the game, Busquets made a bad elbow to hit Jonck, and Jonker was stitched seven or eight stitches on his forehead, Jonk hasn't said anything yet, this is good, Busquets is unhappy first, for this kind of person, Jonk has a policy, torture to death! Towards death! This guy doesn't have the slightest bit of faith! It's best to play in the third division after playing!
Don't blame Jonker, he's a tyrannosaurus rex now, Busquets' unlucky kid just ran into it, besides, who made Ya's tsundere?!
If I don't abuse you, who will I abuse? Self-inflicted!
The players from both sides took their positions and the football was placed in the centre circle, just waiting for the opening whistle from referee Josemi.
At this time, a well-known news figure really appeared, and no one knew how he got through the security of the stadium, you know, this Mr. 'Jimmy Jump' was blacklisted in many categories of sports.
I saw that he deftly avoided the siege and interception of the security personnel, broke through many dangerous obstacles and rushed into the court, and kicked the ball placed in the center circle away, as if he was the Barcelona goalscorer to kick off the game.
Then, after 'Jimmy Jump' circled, he made a beeline for Jonker. The red hat is Jimmy Jump's signature trait, and when he rushes up to Jonker, he tries to put a Santa hat on Jonker's head. But fortunately, Jonk dodged in time and lowered his head to dodge Jimmy's "generous gift".
The camera keeps staring at Jonker, and everyone sees that Jonk has a grim expression and seems to be very unhappy about what happened.
Jonker is really unhappy, he just can't wait for the kick-off whistle to blow, wait for the goal, wait for Busquets to abuse. Abuse Barcelona!! You're 'Jimmy' jumping in and joining in the fun.
It took a lot of effort for the security guards at Camp Nou to subdue Jimmy, but hundreds of millions of viewers around the world were already watching the scene. Obviously, the red hat of "Jimmy Jump" will be better known after this sensation.
"Ha, it's 'Jimmy Jump'. Barcelona fan "Jimmy Jump" is probably the most famous "pitch raider" in the world, and his "feat" of running onto the pitch and throwing the Barcelona flag in Figo's face at Euro 2004 made him a popular icon of Catalans.
He then put on a Santa hat for Eto'o, and is said to have planned to 'attack' the 2004 Athens Olympics and the 2008 Olympics, but for unknown reasons, he was not able to do so. However, it is clear that "Jimmy Jump" will not miss such a "great stage" as "War of the Century". ”
"Haha, speaking of this Jimmy Jump, he is 'notorious' in European football and even in the entire sports world. World Cup, Champions League. Even at the French Open, he often appears. And Jimmy Jumps into the arena for one thing in mind: donning his iconic Little Red Riding Hood for the athletes. Unfortunately, this time, it was clear that Jonker didn't like his Little Red Riding Hood. ”
As a result of repeatedly breaking into the court, Jimmy has received one penalty after another, and it is reported that his total fines have reached 100,000 euros. It seems that the 'stadium raider' is not something that anyone can do, otherwise this ticket is enough to drink a pot. ”
This time. Referee Josemi waited until the showy 'Jimmy Jump' was brought out of the game, confirmed that nothing was wrong, looked at the time again, and then blew the highlight of the 31st round of the 2009-2010 Spanish Primera League. Real Madrid's away match against Barcelona, the second leg of the season in the Spanish 'national derby'!!
At present, the two teams have the same number of points in the league, which can be said to be the battle of Tianwang Mountain that can determine the trend of the championship.
And for Jonk. In this game, he just wants to fight happily!
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
It's cool enough to kill!!
After the start of the game. Fans who were ready to come to watch the two teams attack were deeply disappointed, because Real Madrid had no intention of attacking at all. Hoarding heavy troops in the backfield, it is clear that they want to fight Barcelona's counterattack.
Before the start of the game, Guardiola also thought that Real Madrid might adopt defensive counterattack tactics, but Real Madrid interim coach Menendez played offensive football in the previous two games, especially before the game, Menendez talked a lot in an interview with the media, saying that he wanted to take away a victory at Camp Nou, saying that he had found a way to restrain Barcelona, so to speak, Menéndez's behavior still confused Guardiola, he thinks that Menendez will not be conservative even if he is conservative, After all, the outside world now regards this game as the pinnacle of world football, the big PK of art football football. Moreover, Real Madrid also boast that they want to play the most beautiful football.
However, the facts surprised Pep Guardiola, although Menendez sent a 4-4-2 formation, and including Van der Vaart, Kaka, Las Diarra, Alonso and other midfielders, should be attacking midfielders, however, after the start of the game, Real Madrid shrank back very much, Van der Vaart and Russ. Diarra even retreated to the front of the penalty area at one point and took on the job of full-back, while Higuain also came back to defend from time to time, Kaka cruising around the center circle, and there was only one Jonk in front, and the two superstars echoed each other, although it can't be said that this is a bucket formation, but the intention to base itself on defense and then play counterattack can be seen even by pseudo-fans.
This is Pep Guardiola's understanding of the opponent in front of him, Real Madrid's interim head coach Menendez basically does not understand.
Menendez knows how important the opportunity is for Real Madrid's firefighting manager, and his task now is not to play beautiful football with Real Madrid, but to win the championship, the league championship, which is the most important thing.
Of course, Menendez can also lead Real Madrid to play good football and win the championship.
He thinks he doesn't have that ability, there are few people on this planet who have this ability, what kind of green onion is he, the head coach of the Real Madrid reserve team?
Menéndez is very pragmatic, Lao Tzu doesn't care what he plays beautifully, he can win, he can win the La Liga championship, he sees it very clearly, because he is the firefighting coach, as long as he can win the championship, it is the greatest success, at this time, even the most picky Real Madrid fans will not accuse him, because, everyone knows, Menendez is the temporary head coach, and it is the biggest surprise to be able to win with Real Madrid, and you can't be too greedy.
Pep Guardiola frowned, however, he immediately relaxed, in Barcelona's tactics, no matter what kind of formation the opponent put on, there is only attack for Barcelona, and in their opinion, there is no defense that Barcelona's football cannot penetrate.
Besides, everyone on the earth knows that Real Madrid's defense is really not good......
When it comes to which Real Madrid team the Barcelona people hate the most, it is definitely Jonker, he is the one that the Catalans hate the most, there is no one.
Madrid critic Sandro once wrote that Jonker has a good grasp of the shortcut to win the hearts of Real Madrid fans, that is, to do his best to humiliate Barcelona and be the vanguard of attacking Barcelona.
However, we have to say that Sandro's views are wrong, at least biased, first of all, the most powerful way for Jonk to make Real Madrid fans accept him is not to provoke the opponent, but to score, with one after another, with continuous goals, it is enough! In fact, it is precisely because of this that before the national derby with Barcelona, Jonk used one goal after another to make Real Madrid fans accept him, cheer for him, and fly passionately for his goals in less than a month.
Moreover, the grudge between Jonk and Barcelona originated from the provocation of the Catalans, especially "World Sports", because Jonk is the new offensive core of Real Madrid, so they also launched a qiē against Jonker, wanting to make Jonk uneasy, which also became the beginning of Jonker's resentment with Barcelona, he and Barcelona have no friendship, and they are sworn enemies, since you provoked, Jonk will naturally not have a good face, fight back!
This came and went, and the grudge was great.
The newspaper "As" happily joked that Real Madrid fans will never worry that Jonk will one day join Barcelona, thanks to the radical Catalans.
As the 'thorn in the eye and thorn in the flesh' of Barcelona fans, after the game starts, as long as Jonker gets the ball, the Camp Nou must be an earth-shattering boo, only the world of boos changes color, and the ghosts and gods are moved, unless Jonk leaves football, the boos will not die.
However, after the start of the game, because of Real Madrid's defensive counterattack tactics, Jonker did not have many chances to touch the ball, which also made Barcelona fans happy but also resentful, happy naturally because Jonk did not touch the ball much, indicating that Barcelona occupied the initiative on the field, and the resentment was because he didn't get the opportunity to boo Jonk. (To be continued......)