Goddess Durga is looking for her husband!

This is a big deal, and everyone knows that the goddess Durga was born from the wrath of the gods, and she was born extremely ugly, and compared to the fairies of the heavenly realm, it was even more miserable.

Ever since she proposed to Brahma that she would find true love, she would return the weapons lent to her by the gods. Otherwise, she would rather occupy the supreme position and continue to play tricks on the gods than continue to live alone.

When Brahma brought back the request of Durga, the gods were very embarrassed because none of them would marry an ugly woman. Even the strongest goddesses, they don't marry back because of this.

"Let's talk about it, how do you solve this problem?" Brahma looked at Vishnu, Shiva and the rest of the gods and told them to come up with a solution.

Some gods said loudly that they already had wives and children, and it was not suitable to marry Goddess Durga again. Some gods also said that they liked humans or mythical beasts, and even simply came out publicly, saying that they were not of the same sex how to talk about feelings, etc.

Finally, a wise god said, "Since Durga is the creation of a great god, why don't we make a male god for her to match!" ”

"What a great idea!"

"It really should be so, after all, yin and yang are born together! Where there is yin, there must be yang! ”

"To make that male god look better, it's best to be the kind that everyone loves and flowers bloom!"

So, the gods set out to gather all kinds of materials to prepare for the creation of gods. Some picked the 10,000-year-old snow lotus in the Tianshan Mountains, and some took out the pearls in the sea. Some took out 10,000-year-old warm jade, and some prepared various precious metals, such as gold, silver, etc.

They threw these materials into the metamorphosis pool, and then kept stirring for seven hundred and forty-nine days before a handsome male god was born from it! I saw that he stepped on a lotus flower, his face was like white jade, and his eyes were like stars, and he really deserved to be the product of the cooperation of the gods.

This male god was called the Cowherd and was then sent to the goddess Durga. He said to her, "Look! This is your husband! He is the most beautiful male god in the world! ”

Goddess Durga took a look. Enraged, he drew his sword and cut the cowherd in half.

She was very angry: "Don't fool people with this kind of thing! ”

The gods were frightened and retreated one after another. Brahma was left alone to bear the wrath of Goddess Durga.

The goddess glanced at Brahma. Point the weapon in your hand at Brahma. said: "I'm looking for a husband, not a sex product!" You are so perfunctory, are you not afraid of the sword in my hand? ”

Brahma suddenly. In a cold sweat, he felt the power of the goddess Durga for the first time, and it turned out that anger could not only burn the enemy, but also burn himself.

After a while, Brahma said, "Then what are you going to do?" Who do you like, say it, I'll tie him up for you! ”

The goddess Durga put down the weapon in her hand, shook her head, and said with some confusion: "I don't know either!" ”

"That's it, let's go on a blind date!"

In the end, Brahma went back and consulted with the gods for a long time, and pushed out some male gods in the heavenly realm who did not have a partner, and let them go on a blind date with the goddess Durga for dinner, but unexpectedly, none of them looked upon. Although the goddess Durga is ugly, she is not a casual person, and she has not been on a blind date once, and she feels that the other male god is really not good.

"This one looks so ugly! No! ”

"This one is too thin, it's not good!"

"This person has no money and no house, will he suffer if he marries him?"

"This is too motherly, no!"

"It's good for everything, it's just that it's a little short! It's a pity, let's keep it as a spare tire first! ”

The goddess Durga picked and chosen, and finally annoyed the gods, and almost all the middle- and lower-class male gods were sent over for a blind date, but none of them could be seen. Gradually, the list of candidates remained with the three main gods Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva, who had not yet gone on a blind date with Goddess Durga.

"It's not the way to go!" Brahma felt a great headache and suddenly came up with a plan that could be used to solve the current problem and at the same time take revenge on Shiva.

Ever since Brahma was reorganized by Shiva once, he has changed from five heads to four heads, and he has been thinking about finding a chance to get it right, and now he has finally waited for the opportunity.

"Hmph, now it's my turn to fix you!" Brahma thought to himself.

He ran to consult with the goddess Durga and said, "You see, all the male gods in the heavenly realm have almost been on a blind date with you, but none of them meet your requirements. I don't think the rest will meet your requirements! ”

After hearing this, the goddess Durga was a little annoyed: "I don't care, in short, you have to help me solve the big things of my life!" Otherwise, I won't give you back the weapon!" ”

Those weapons are actually the authority of heaven and earth, and they have great power, they can command the power of heaven and earth, and they belong to the treasures of rules. If Brahma they lose these weapons, it will be quite a serious matter.

Brahma smiled and said, "Actually, you just don't know what kind of person you're looking for!" If you know what you want, you'll be able to solve the problem very quickly. ”

"Oh? It sounds reasonable, but I searched and searched, but I didn't find a suitable male god! Can you help me with this? ”

"Think about it, you've been on so many kisses, don't you understand what you want?"

"I don't understand, tell me what I want?"

Brahma smiled, paused for a moment, and said, "First of all, this male god must have a very high status to be worthy of you!" ”

Goddess Durga listened and nodded: "Yes, don't introduce male gods who are too low-level." ”

"Secondly, this male god must be rich and powerful, although he is not as good as you, but he can't be too bad!"

"That's right! Your words have gone to my heart! The goddess Durga hurriedly clapped her hands and shouted: "Some of the male gods introduced before this are rich and powerful, but their strength is not good!" Although I am the most powerful god in the world, I can't just find a weak chicken to match! ”

"And besides, this god can't ever get married! It's better to be single, otherwise, it won't be interesting to marry you. ”

"Uh-huh! Keep talking! ”

"He also has to be handsome, he has to have a strong personality, and he can't be like a sissy!"

After saying a lot, Goddess Durga looked at Brahma with some confusion: "How does it sound, as if the person you are talking about is you?" ”

Brahma only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and waved: "How could it be me?" I'm just a lazy person who eats and sleeps, sleeps and eats, and I don't deserve you! However, there are people who are very suitable for this condition! ”

"Who is it?"

Brahma laughed and didn't say a word!

Goddess Durga looked at him and guessed carefully, "You mean Shiva?" ”

Brahma shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "I didn't say anything, you said it yourself!" ”

"Shiva?"

Goddess Durga muttered that Brahma did not take the opportunity to mend the sword, but found an excuse to leave, leaving the goddess alone to think about the problem.

After seven days and seven nights of contemplation, Goddess Durga finally decided on the choice of her husband, which was: "Shiva, the god of destruction!" ”

After hearing the news, Shiva was so stupid that he almost couldn't maintain the realm of the Great Freedom Heaven and fell from the throne. He roared, "Why me? ”

"No why, like is like!" Goddess Durga said.

"What do you like about me, can I change it?" Shiva said helplessly.

"No matter how you change it, I just want to be your wife!"

"I'm short-tempered and prone to domestic violence!"

"Don't be afraid, my temper is even worse, my strength is stronger than yours, and you are the one who is worried about domestic violence!"

"I, I, I like men!" Shiva held back for a long time before he said such a sentence.

Unexpectedly, the goddess Durga smiled: "I don't care! If you really like men, that's great! People say I look like a man! ”

Shiva is devastated!

He hurriedly asked Brahma and Vishnu for help, and only these two great gods could pull him along. But he and Vishnu usually fought back and forth, and there were many contradictions, and when he saw Shiva fall to such a point, Vishnu laughed with joy.

As for Brahma himself, this is the pit he dug and naturally wants to see Shiva fall into it. In response to Shiva's request for help, he just made a helpless expression, and then patted Shiva on the shoulder: "Go, we will remember your sacrifice!" ”

Shiva, who could not get help, wanted to escape from the marriage, but before she could run far, she was captured by Goddess Durga. After this time, Brahma sent men to watch Shiva and prevent him from escaping. At the same time, he also gathered a vote of great gods and took turns to test the pressure and persuade Shiva.

"Look, you're not young, it's been hundreds of thousands of years since you were born! If you haven't found a wife for so long, how will you live in the future? ”

"Goddess Durga is a little ugly, but people have the ability!"

"Shiva! Don't push back any more, it's not good for you and everyone! ”

"Can't you sacrifice yourself for everyone?"

"You know, your weapon is still in the hands of others, and your authority falls on the side, how can you be at ease?"

"You don't think about others, you have to think about yourself!"

In the end, there was a great god who finally made Shiva figure it out, and the great god said, "When you turn off the lamp, doesn't it make any difference what kind of mother-in-law is?" ”

Shiva couldn't stand it anymore, he broke away from everyone's encirclement and said loudly, "All right! All right! I put up with it! ”

Hearing this, the gods were overjoyed, and some clever celestial servants ran out to tell the goddess Durga the good news.

Afterwards, it took a long time for Shiva to figure out what had happened: "It turns out that he was betrayed by Brahma!" ”

However, at that time, Shiva was also used to facing the ugly face of Goddess Durga. Although the goddess is ugly, she is still very good in terms of personality, although she is not gentle and kind, but at least it will not embarrass Shiva. (To be continued......)