Stanley Beach, Hong Kong.

Zhou Xingchi changed into a People's Liberation Army military uniform, and he also wore a five-pointed star military hat on his head, and the military uniform that was one size smaller was tightly worn, and it was indescribably funny.

"Hahaha, Ah Xing, you look so frustrated." Mao Xianyun didn't care about the lady's image at all, and laughed until she couldn't straighten her waist while holding her stomach.

"Is that funny?" Zhou Xingchi borrowed a small mirror from a makeup artist to take a look, and also tidied up his military hat and said, "It's very powerful, not frustrated at all." ”

Assistant director Wu Yusen threw a bunch of plastic bags to Zhou Xingchi and said, "The director asked you to tie it to your body." ”

"Do you want to blow up?" Zhou Xingchi asked, carrying a plastic bag.

"Of course, makeup artist, tie him in a plastic bag to look better." After Wu Yusen finished speaking, he went to Li Lizhi again, "Ah Zhi, the actor of the tour guide is not here, Mr. Kang asked you to make a cameo." ”

"My cameo?" Li Lizhi pointed to his chest in surprise, after he followed the crew to shoot "He Comes from Jianghu", he initially gained a firm foothold in DreamWorks. This time, he was brought by Kang Jianfei to be the scene of "Love Saint", which really envied many people, and fools knew that Kang Jianfei was deliberately cultivating him.

Wu Yusen stuffed a page to Li Lizhi and said, "This is the line, give you ten minutes to write it down." ”

Li Lizhi also made a few cameo appearances in "He Comes from Jianghu", but he didn't have actor experience at all, and he immediately memorized the lines after getting them.

Wu Yusen told Li Li to hold a few words, and immediately arranged for someone to clear the scene to intercept pedestrians, and then made an OK gesture towards Kang Jianfei.

"All departments are buried and ready to turn on." Kang Jianfei shouted with the guide tube, and only after all units were ready did he nod at Wu Yusen.

Since Li Lizhi was going to make a cameo, Wu Yusen temporarily helped him play the chokeboard: "The first scene of "Love Saint", Aikesh! ”

A bus came from a distance. Li Lizhi, who was a guest tour guide, got out of the car, still wearing a temporary borrowed suit, holding a megaphone and saying in English: "Everyone come here, this is the beautiful Stanley Beach, you can take pictures as a souvenir." ”

A large wave of foreigners got off the bus and rushed to the beach with their cameras to take pictures.

"Click, this one is over!" Kang Jianfei immediately shouted, "Prepare to take a shot." ”

Huang Yuetai asked his camera assistant to carry camera No. 1 to the hovercraft, while cameras No. 2 and No. 3 stayed on the beach by the sea.

"Boom!"

The water splashed on the sea, and Zhou Xingchi, who was wearing a green military uniform and a plastic bag tied to his body, jumped into the water.

"The second shot of the first scene of "Love Saint", Ikesh!"

Huang Yuetai held the camera sideways, filming the shot of Zhou Xingchi swimming towards the beach.

This kind of scene with no technical content is naturally a one-time scene, and the third shot will start soon.

Li Lizhi pointed to Zhou Xingchi, which was covered in water on the beach, and shouted to the foreigners, "Hey." Come and see, it's a control zone. A man swam from the mainland! Anti-Muang. Anti-Muang, hair is dense! ”

The group of foreigners immediately rushed to Zhou Xingchi and surrounded him like a panda to take pictures.

"Don't arrest me, please, don't arrest me!" Zhou Xingchi raised his hand to cover his face and shouted in panic.

Shouting and shouting. Zhou Xingchi suddenly laughed, then covered his mouth and bowed to Kang Jianfei: "I'm sorry, director, I couldn't hold back just now." ”

Kang Jianfei was baffled by him. Asked, "Was it funny just now?" ”

"As soon as I think of how I look in a military uniform, I ......" Zhou Xingchi was halfway through his explanation, and suddenly remembered that Kang Jianfei was a Hong Kong escapee, so he immediately shut up, he was afraid that if he talked too much, he would make Kang Jianfei unhappy.

"Okay, the shot just now will continue to shoot, no need to start over!" Kang Jianfei said, motioning for Wu Yusen to continue.

Zhou Xingchi blocked his face and shouted: "Don't arrest me, please, don't arrest me!" ”

Li Lizhi grabbed Zhou Xingchi's clothes: "Oh, they didn't arrest you, they helped you take pictures." ”

Zhou Xingchi asked, "Do you have any money?" ”

Li Lizhi said: "Yes." ”

Zhou Xingchi took out two porcelain vases from his belt and said, "I also brought some antiques from the opposite side. ”

Li Li said with a smile: "Don't forget to give it to me when you sell it later." ”

"Okay, no problem." Zhou Xingchi said.

Li Lizhi raised the porcelain vase and shouted to the foreigner: "Look, everyone, China's antique porcelain, which has a history of 7,000 years, only costs 500 US dollars." ”

"Wow, Wairegood!"

"Give me this."

"I pay pounds!"

“……”

The foreigners began to grab the porcelain bottles, and Zhou Xingchi took out a few more from his pocket and shouted, "Don't grab it, I still have it here." ”

Kang Jianfei gestured at Wu Yusen, and Wu Yusen immediately let the other two actors on the stage. The two men came running over with straw hats and two baskets of ceramic crafts each, shouting, "We also have ...... here"

The filming at Stanley Beach only took more than half an hour, and Mao Xianyun and Ye Zimei, who did not leave after turning on the camera to worship God, were also watching from the side.

Mao Xianyun, this woman was very arrogant, she dared to say anything, she pointed to the green military uniform on Zhou Xingchi's body, and joked with Ye Zimei in a low voice: "Ah Mei, did you say that Mr. Kang swam over like this?" ”

Ye Zimei was finally able to take on an important role, where did she dare to discuss the sensitive topic of Kang Jianfei behind her back, she saw that no one around her heard it, so she relieved her heart, and said to Mao Xianyun: "Mao Mao, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing." ”

Mao Xianyun said indifferently: "Don't worry, Mr. Kang won't care about this." ”

Ye Zimei persuaded: "In short, it's better to be careful about this kind of thing, maybe Mr. Kang is very taboo about his original identity." ”

Mao Xianyun said with a smile: "If he had tabooed his identity as a deserter, he would not have made the scene just now to ridicule himself." Mr. Kang is actually a very generous person, and I knew it when I was on the TV station before. Saying that, she suddenly pointed to Wu Mengda not far away, "I don't believe you asked Da Ge." ”

"What's the matter?" Wu Mengda was chatting with Huang Shrimp when he suddenly heard Mao Xianyun calling his name, and immediately turned his head to look over.

Mao Xianyun explained: "We were just saying that Mr. Kang is very good. ”

Wu Mengda nodded and smiled: "Yes, Mr. Kang takes good care of us actors, if he hadn't reached out and pulled me, I guess I would still be sleeping on the road with my wife and daughter." ”

Huang Shrimp also chimed in: "Mr. Kang has nothing to say, he is generous and moral, a rare good boss." ”

Whether it's true or not. Anyway, it's right to praise Kang Jianfei to death, Huang Shrimp and Wu Mengda are both masters of sycophancy.

After the filming of the beach scene, it was the plot of Zhou Xingchi carrying two bottles of tap water to meet his master and wife, as for the part where Zhou Xingchi chased the bride and spoofed it in the original film, it was directly abandoned by Kang Jianfei. Because that scene is purely chicken, it is not too funny, and it does not help the plot of the whole movie in any way, it is completely redundant.

Wu Mengda plays the master, and the four masters are second- and third-tier actresses of Oriental Entertainment Company, who used to make TV series.

The crew moved to an old apartment building. After filming this scene exactly at noon, Wu Yusen hastily finished eating a boxed lunch and went to arrange the afternoon shooting.

Speaking of which, Wu Yusen is also depressed enough, after being refrigerated by Jiahe, although he was dug to DreamWorks by Kang Jianfei, he could only be the assistant director of Kang Jianfei for two consecutive dramas.

For other small directors. It is undesirable to be an assistant director for Kang Jianfei, but Wu Yusen is not very interested. Because Kang Jianfei took the idea during filming. Wu Yusen can only do some tedious work. He felt that his talent was buried.

"Ah Hong, is the car ready?" Wu Yusen asked a man about forty years old.

The man's name is Qi Hong, the nephew of Qi Bo, a veteran employee of DreamWorks, and has been in DreamWorks for more than three years.

Uncle Qi was so severe with rheumatism that he retired last year. Qi Hong used to be a buyer at Shaw Brothers and was familiar with film logistics. Kang Jianfei saw Qi Bo's face, so he made him the little steward of the logistics department of DreamWorks.

This time, Kang Jianfei filmed a new film, and Qi Hong was also pulled into the crew and served as the field director of the crew of "Love Saint".

Although Qi Hong is not very capable. But after working as a purchaser for more than ten years, he has developed a very stable and cautious character, and he replied: "Director Wu, the cars are all arranged, there is a total of one taxi and two private cars for the leading actors, and one of the private cars has to remove the bumper." In addition, there are eight variegated cars, vans, vans for the actors to crash in a row, and five cars at the end as set props for filming. ”

Wu Yusen and Qi Hong came to the first filming location of Haolu, checked the car, and arranged the actors, before moving a chair to take a nap on the side of the road.

Alas, when will I be able to make a film on my own!

Wu Yusen sighed in his heart.

Although Wu Yusen is a disciple of the great martial arts director Zhang Che, he made his debut and became famous by comedy, and the comedy "Fa Qian Han" directed by Wu Yusen also won the box office championship in 1977. But he was really sick to his stomach when he made comedies, and he couldn't get what he wanted to make a shootout movie, but he almost got his life and ate a lawsuit, Wu Yusen felt that he was really unlucky.

I don't know how long I slept, and suddenly someone woke up Wu Yusen and said, "Director Wu, Mr. Kang said that he was ready to start the play." ”

"I know it." Wu Yusen rubbed his face and stood up, discussed with the other assistant director of the crew, and then went to report the situation to Kang Jianfei.

After the departments were ready, Li Lizhi took a picture of the clipboard and shouted: "The first shot of the third scene of "Love Saint", Ikesh!" ”

A taxi stopped, and several actors scrambled for the taxi with punches and kicks.

Zhou Xingchi dismantled the steel bar of the roadside guardrail to make a guide stick, wore sunglasses and tore his throat and shouted: "Help, can anyone help me......"

Halfway through this set of shots, Kang Jianfei suddenly shouted: "Click! Do it all over again, do it all over again. ”

The director is called NG, and the whole crew can only stop.

Kang Jianfei walked over and said to an aunt: "Your performance should be exaggerated, aunt, you are like this, biting Zhou Xingchi's hand, the more fierce and exaggerated the better." ”

The aunt is also an old actor who has been acting for 20 years, and she defended: "Director, won't that look too fake?" ”

"You don't have to think about whether it's fake or not, this is nonsensical comedy, try to exaggerate it." Kang Jianfei glanced at the others as he spoke, "You too, how to exaggerate and act." ”

After the re-shooting, those dragon actors really exaggerated, but because they were too funny, some people laughed before Kang Jianfei shouted.

The shooting had to stop again, Zhou Xingchi wiped his hands and said, "Auntie, you have a lot of saliva." ”

"Haha......" The other tricks laughed.

The occasional laugh is forgivable, Kang Jianfei did not scold, but laughed along, and then beckoned the crew to reshoot.

Ye Zimei didn't have a role until the fourth day, and now she doesn't have to stay in the crew at all, but she has never played an important role before, so she has been staying in the crew to observe other people filming.

"Sister Maomao, it's good to film like this...... It's weird. Ye Zimei whispered to Mao Xianyun, "It's not at all different from my previous filming." ”

Mao Xianyun smiled: "Isn't it more fun?" This was the case the last time we filmed "He Comes from Jianghu", and Mr. Kang also changed the name of this kind of drama to nonsensical comedy. ”

"Nonsensical...... Am I going to do the same too? But I don't make comedies. Ye Zimei didn't have any confidence at all, and said worriedly.

Mao Xianyun comforted: "Don't worry, I didn't know how to do it at the beginning, just play more pairs before filming." ”

When the two women were whispering, someone suddenly shouted, "Miss Mao, it's time to come here and put on makeup." ”

Half an hour later......

"Click, NG, NG, NG...... Do it all over again! Kang Jianfei shouted with a displeased face, while Mao Xianyun lowered his head and did not speak.

At this time, it was Mao Xianyun's sixth NG, Zhou Xingchi and Mao Xianyun were good friends in private, and he hurriedly begged Kang Jianfei and said, "Director, why don't I rehearse with Mao Mao again?" ”

Kang Jianfei nodded, and patiently said to Mao Xianyun: "Don't be afraid, don't be reserved, let go a little more when acting, and be a little crazy." ”

Mao Yiyun could only keep nodding, and then went to the side with Zhou Xingchi to rehearse, and waited for more than ten minutes before Kang Jianfei asked the two to try again.

"Okay, let's not shoot this time, you can rehearse again." Kang Jianfei said to Mao Xianyun, "Remember, let go a little bit and perform that crazy feeling." ”

Mao Xianyun stroked his chest with his hand, exhaled and said, "I understand." ”

More than ten minutes passed, and Kang Jianfei ordered the official filming to begin.

"Gah!"

The female liar played by Mao Xianyun drove Zhou Xingchi, who was dressed blind, and suddenly braked and stopped on the side of the road.

"I hit someone," Mao Xianyun said to Zhou Xingchi, and then got out of the car and asked with concern into the air, "Oh, how is it, how are you, old lady?" ”

After speaking, Mao Xianyun suddenly lay down on the ground and said in a rough voice: "Ouch, your car hit my leg, and there was blood all over the place, you should pay me money quickly." ”

"Alas, old lady, I don't have enough money, you wait a minute," Mao Xianyun said and ran over to Zhou Xingchi, "Sir, can you lend me a little money to pay others?" ”

The whole scene in the back is a long shot, Mao Xianyun pretends to be a policeman, a People's Liberation Army, and a dog without any discipline, and she is a neurotic female madman.

"Click!" Kang Jianfei finally shouted.

......The crew members who had been holding back for a long time suddenly burst into laughter, and they were all amused by Mao Xianyun's performance just now. (To be continued......)