Volume 1 Chapter 65 Tell the story like a god
On the phone, Ye Yun was obviously stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
I said proudly: "Huang Xiaowen and I are going to open a room." Hehe, my brother's spring is coming. Then I told him about the current situation, and described how I was going to pretend to be drunk later, and how I tricked her into having sex with me. Why did you talk to Ye Yun in such detail? In the end, it's still a bit of a comparison mentality: if you can, so can I. After that, I said, "How about it, can you help me open a room?" ”
Ye Yun said: "Cheng, I'll send the room number to your phone in a while." ”
After hanging up the phone, Huang Xiaowen also came over, holding a bottle of Nongfu Spring in her hand. I sat on the side of the road, pretending to be dizzy and making a painful look on my face. Huang Xiaowen squatted in front of me, unscrewed the lid of the mineral water, held my head and poured water into my mouth. I'm not polite, just leaning on her shoulder. Huang Xiaowen's body is fragrant and soft, which makes me feel particularly intoxicated. After drinking half a bottle of water, I felt my phone vibrate, and I knew that Ye Yun's text message had arrived. Huang Xiaowen asked me how I was, and I said no, I was still uncomfortable, and I had to find a place to rest. Huang Xiaowen said, "Then I'll send you to the dormitory." ”
I shook my head: "No, I can't take a single step." ”
Huang Xiaowen said: "Then what do you say? ”
I said, "Take a taxi and find a place to rest, I really can't do it." ”
Huang Xiaowen thought about it, then nodded and said, "Then you wait here, I'll find a car to come over." "Then go the other way down the road.
I hurriedly took out my mobile phone, and sure enough, it was a text message sent by Ye Yun, room XX of XX Hotel. I was happy when I saw it, this hotel is four-star, and it is also the most senior hotel in Wenshui County, and it is really comfortable to be friends with rich people. At this time, Huang Xiaowen happened to come over, followed by a noodle. I quickly put the phone down and continued to pretend to be dizzy. Huang Xiaowen picked me up and sent me to the van. I grabbed her hand tightly and dragged her into the car. At this moment, Huang Xiaowen's mobile phone rang suddenly, she took it out and looked at it, shook my hand away, and said, "You wait, I'll answer the phone." ”
I had to sit in the car, watch her walk to the side of the road, and talk to the phone for a while. Then she came over and said, "Wu Tao, are you better?" Why don't you go alone, I have to go back to the dormitory, just now my roommate called, saying that the building manager wants to check the bed at night, so I'll go back first. Before I could speak, she hurried away. Before I could react, I saw that she had already entered the school. I was a little confused, I didn't know what was going on, I felt that Huang Xiaowen changed her mind in a good way, and nine times out of ten it was because of that phone call. Building management checks? It's too nonsense, the building management and furnishings of the county No. 1 middle school are similar.
I sat in the car for half a minute, and the driver asked me where I was going, and I said nowhere to go, and then jumped out of the car. The driver scolded me, the people on our side are fierce, and the scolding is also very dirty, and the mouth is to the old mother. I got angry and went back and his mother. The driver rushed out of the car and lunged at me. I'm not a bird at all, so I'm going to him on the spot. As a result, I overestimated my own strength, although I could fight among my peers, I still had no chance of winning with adults, and the driver kicked me away, and it hurt so much that I didn't get up for a long time. The driver scolded several more times before driving away.
I sat on the side of the road with my stomach clutched, and the more I thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, how could a boiled duck fly? Huang Xiaowen has already promised me! was kicked by the driver, and there was nowhere to vent the fire in his stomach. I called Ye Yun and asked him to bring someone over. After a while, everyone came, more than a dozen people. Ye Yun said in surprise: "Didn't you go to the room with Huang Xiaowen?" How do you sit here? I said, "Don't mention it, come with me." ”
After searching along the side of the road for a while, I soon found the bread that was still soliciting business. I rushed straight over, pulled the driver down with the door, and slammed my fist on his head. Ye Yun and the others also rushed over, kicking and kicking around the unlucky driver. When I was done, I said, "Run!" "Everyone just ran with me and quickly ran back to school. Everyone was excited, at that age, they were all excited after a fight, and they could talk for days, but I was still sullen. Ye Yun asked them to go back first, and then asked me what was going on, and I told me what had happened before. As a result, after Ye Yun listened, he smiled, patted me on the shoulder and said, "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard." ”
I said, "Fuck off, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry." ”
Ye Yun answered the phone, and after answering, he said, "Liu Yuwei and I went to open the room, you can go back to the dormitory alone." ”
I scolded him and walked back alone. On the way, I really ran into Liu Yuwei. But I saw her, and she didn't see me. She put on makeup very seriously, looked happy, and walked gently and briskly. I scolded the bitch and went back to the dorm. If it was Ye Yun, after returning to the dormitory, he would definitely sleep everywhere and laugh with those students. I'm not that kind of person, and I can't do that kind of thing, so I just sleep alone.
Because Ye Yun was not there, I was worried that Lu Guang and the others would come to take revenge, and I moved the iron bed to the door alone. One person was really struggling, and he accidentally scratched his hand. I sat down, wrapped my hands in a tissue, and it took a while to stop the bleeding. I turned off the light, and lay alone on the bed, the dormitory was black, only the sound of my breathing, and I really felt lonely at that moment. I slept until the next morning, and I didn't go to morning exercises or self-study. Of course, I don't usually go. In a daze, he heard a knock on the door, and Ye Yun shouted to open the door, open the door. I got up and took a long time to move the iron bed out of the way.
After Ye Yun came in, he said that he would hurry up and change the security door. I ignored him, and went back to sleep, Ye Yun said you wait to sleep, and then threw over a plastic bag, I saw that it was two pancake fruits, or piping hot. couldn't help but feel good and said, "It's a bit of a conscience." Then he began to eat. Ye Yun sat on the opposite bed, excitedly talking about the events of last night, and described Liu Yuwei as particularly active and coquettish. Boys are like this, if they don't love this woman, they will share with their friends how this woman is in bed; If you love this woman very much, you won't share it, and you won't even mention it.
After eating the pancakes, I didn't feel sleepy, so I simply went to class with Ye Yun. When I came to the classroom, I saw that there was no one around Huang Xiaowen, so I sat down. Unexpectedly, Huang Xiaowen treated me coldly, no matter how much I teased her, it had no effect, and I felt that our relationship was wiped out overnight. I asked her what was wrong, and she said nothing, she just didn't want to talk. To be honest, I'm really a little broken, wondering if I can't be a partner, why do I want every woman to do this to me?
After class, Ye Yun and I went to the toilet to smoke, and Pang Hua and more than a dozen of their students were also there. As I said yesterday, try to stay together when we don't have anything to do, so that outsiders don't dare to underestimate us. A bunch of people were lively, or I was sullen, Ye Yun asked me what was going on, and I told me about Huang Xiaowen.
"Ye Yun, you are experienced, you give analysis and analysis, what does Huang Xiaowen think in her heart?"
"Hey, a girl, an idea. Who knows, I'll sit with her when I go back and ask her well. ”
In this way, at the beginning of the next class, Ye Yun and Huang Xiaowen sat together, and I sat back next to the trash can. All morning, they were talking and laughing, as if they had endless words, and I was a little angry. Didn't Huang Xiaowen not want to talk? Why do you talk so much to Ye Yun. Looking at Huang Xiaowen's happy appearance, my heart is also beating a drum, she won't also like Ye Yun, then I really lose more than I gain. However, I also found that Liu Yuwei was also on pins and needles, staring at Ye Yun and Huang Xiaowen all morning. Seeing this scene, I was also gloating, a little bit of ice and fire.
It was finally noon, and I hurriedly asked Ye Yun how it was. Ye Yun said: "I haven't asked yet, give me some more time, it should be almost in the afternoon." I looked at him suspiciously: "You kid won't want to dig the foot of the wall again, will you?" Ye Yun said: "How can I be, do you think I look like that kind of person...... Well, I'm that kind of person, but I promise I won't dig again. ”
In the afternoon, Ye Yun continued to sit with Huang Xiaowen, and they were playing all kinds of games and giggling in the middle. Not only me, but Liu Yuwei's face was also ugly. I said in my heart Ye Yun, I asked you to help me solve the problem, why are you still flirting with her. I hurriedly sent a text message to Ye Yun and asked him to restrain himself and say that he would not dig into the corner. After a while, Ye Yun replied to me: calm down, tell you the result at night.
When school ended in the afternoon, I yelled and pulled Ye Yun out. Ye Yun said: "Don't worry, let's go out to eat, and talk while eating, this matter is more important." "We left school, found a fast-food restaurant, and ordered two ramen, one with coriander and one without coriander. Ye Yun said: "You wait for me to eat enough, and then speak slowly when I am full." I was in no mood to eat, so I watched him eat, and finally when he finished eating, he slowly wiped his mouth and said:
"Wu Tao, let me tell you something, you have to be mentally prepared."
My heart went up and down, looked at him nervously, and said, "You won't say that you and Huang Xiaowen are getting along, right?" ”
Ye Yun looked at me in shock, and only said for a long time: "Wu Tao, you ...... You...... Foremost like God? ”
"You're fucking!" I couldn't hold back any longer, so I grabbed the ramen in front of me and smashed it hard.