Volume 1 Chapter 110 Pee on His Shoes
Dongzi came out quickly, after all, it was just a few stitches on the original basis, and there was not much technical difficulty. We didn't even pay for the medical expenses, and the teachers of the county No. 1 middle school had already paid all the money after running. As soon as Dongzi came out, he swept into the corridor and said, "My grass, it's all from Tiantun Town?" ”
Dongzi is also a celebrity in the first year of high school, whether he fights well or not, he is definitely a famous person in terms of "two". As soon as Dongzi spoke, the students of Tiantun Town all raised their heads, and several of them stood up, as if they were about to fight Dongzi. I quickly stood up and went over to help Dongzi, wanting to leave quickly with him. There are at least a dozen Tiantun towns in the corridor, and it is easy to beat the two of us. But I still have a machete in my hand, so I should be able to resist it for a while.
I lowered my head and held a low-key principle to help Dongzi move forward.
"Brother Tao, what about our brother? It's not like none of them came, right? If they come over, how can we stop it? ”
I whispered, "Shut your crow's mouth"
The two of us walked down the hallway, and miraculously none of them pounced. I looked up and saw that they were all looking at me with awe in their eyes. At this moment, my heart was filled with shock, and then it turned into infinite pride. How long has this scene existed in my mind and dreams, but I didn't expect it to be successfully realized on this day and at this moment
Just standing here is enough to ⊥ people in fear
This is an aura that only Song Yang has, but I didn't expect that I would be able to have it one day
Walking through the corridor and coming to the hall, just as he was about to leave the hospital gate, Dongzi's face was suddenly full of excitement and excitement.
"See? Brother Tao, did you see it? Dongzi said excitedly: "You see how afraid they are of me, I just walked by there, and they all showed awe-instruck, like a mouse seeing a cat."
Me: "......"
"Brother Tao, what's wrong with you, Brother Tao?"
"It's okay......
Dongzi was still gushing: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, I, Dongzi, have also mixed up to the point where I am today." Just standing there, the gang trembled. Among the people I know, only my eldest brother Han Jun has this ability."
Speaking of which, even I was confused, were those people afraid of me or Dongzi? Which of us is doing the trick? I wanted to go back to them to ask them clearly, and as soon as I got out of the hospital, Ye Yun called, saying that he had returned to the dormitory and asked me where I was. I said I was in the hospital, Dongzi had some injuries, and just stitched up the wound and came out, and asked him to wait in the dormitory, so I went back immediately.
took a taxi and went straight to the county No. 1 Middle School. The school had returned to tranquility, and there was even the sound of Lang Lang reading, as if all the previous chaos was an illusion. At that time, I understood, and it seems that the county No. 1 middle school is familiar with handling this kind of problem. Helping Dongzi back to the dormitory, Ye Yun and Lao Fei were there. As soon as the two of us entered, Lao Fei and the others rushed over, hushing Dongzi and asking for warmth, this one said that Dongge had worked hard, and that said that Dongge had made a great contribution. I stood face to face with Ye Yun, and I was very angry with him at first, but now I can't let out my anger. Ye Yun said: "I wonder, how did you get out?" ”
"Hehe, I'll move in space."
"......" Ye Yun said: "It's done, the big nose was successfully removed, including the damage to his subordinates." It's okay on our side, there are some injuries, but not many. In my opinion, we can solve Zhuang Hao in the evening. ”
Speaking of this, Lao Fei and they all turned their heads, excitedly talking about the morning's events, one by one they boasted that they were brave and good at fighting, wise and martial, one hit three, five, seven, eight, including who knocked down the big nose, all became the credit of their scramble, Lao Fei said that it was him, and the second cannon said that it was his Yu, and he was not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue. Actually, I'm not interested in this paragraph, seventy or eighty people fight twenty or thirty people, and it's a shame if you can't win. And what I'm really interested in is......
"Dongzi, how did you lure Zhuang Hao away?"
"Ha Luha, when it comes to this, I have to admire my ingenuity." Dongzi instantly came to his senses, walked to the middle of the dormitory and began to speak, and said with foaming at the mouth: "After the first class in the morning, I took my three brothers and looked at the door of Zhuang Hao's class to see if there was any opportunity to provoke." Oops, God help me, Zhuang Hao was just about to go to the toilet. Guess how many people he brought? At least twenty my God, the first time I've seen someone go to the toilet with so many people, is he afraid that someone will cut his little brother? But it also proves how much he is afraid of us
As soon as Zhuang Hao entered the toilet, ten followed him in, and ten guarded at the door. I took my three brothers with me, and the people at the door tried to stop me. I said: What are you afraid of, I'm just three people, can I still eat your Brother Zhuang? Without waiting for them to react, I broke in. Zhuang Hao was peeing and was very surprised when he saw me. I said again: It's okay, you pee on yours, and we don't have river water in the well. , The two of us already have an enmity, and Zhuang Hao felt that he had a lot of people, so he sarcastically mocked me: You are also quite bold, all my people here, you dare to come in. I said, 'What, you don't dare hit me anyway.' , This sentence poked Zhuang Hao's sore spot, his face was ugly at the time, but he was helpless against me, he knew what the consequences of beating me were.
I didn't pay attention to him anymore, so I walked next to Zhuang Hao and started peeing. Zhuang Hao said dissatisfiedly: There are so many pools, why don't you come to me. I said, "This pool belongs to yours?" Someone else can't use it yet? I call it and see if it should be. , and then I shouted to the pool: 'Zhuang Hao, Zhuang Hao, and then said: Promise, it doesn't seem to be your family's. , Zhuang Hao's face was even more ugly, and he said: 'Dongzi, what do you mean, deliberately looking for fault? , I pretended to be shocked, turned my head and said: "Brother Zhuang, misunderstanding, how dare I find your fault, you have so many brothers here...... having said that, but when I turned my head, my body accidentally turned around, so I peed on his shoes......"
Hearing this, several of us couldn't stand it, holding our stomachs and laughing
"Don't laugh, don't laugh, listen to me." Dongzi continued: "Zhuang Hao was in a hurry at that time, and subconsciously went to throw his shoes, but he threw them into the urine pool. Zhuang Hao scolded me angrily: 'Dongzi, you neurotic, Lao Tzu is not finished with you today, I said: You are a psychopath, and then punched him in the face, and then kicked him in the stomach. At that time, the toilet was full of his people, and Zhuang Hao didn't expect me to dare to do it suddenly, so these two hits really hit. Zhuang Hao fell to the ground, and I took my three brothers and turned around and ran. Zhuang Hao shouted from behind: "I'm chasing, we got out of the toilet, and ran quickly to the bottom of the teaching building." Zhuang Hao, twenty of them chasing after them......"
Speaking of this, Dongzi sighed: "At the beginning, we ran very fast, and Zhuang Hao and they couldn't catch up at all. After just running for a while, I felt a terrible stomachache and my speed gradually slowed down. When the three brothers saw me like this, they slowed down. I shouted, "Leave me alone, run." Bringing people down is success, and they don't need to be beaten with me. However, they didn't run, but accompanied me. Alas, if I hadn't been injured, Zhuang Hao and the others would definitely not have been able to catch up with me. I took them to run around the campus, and it was enough for Ye Yun and them to solve the big nose
"Let's not talk about the rest of it. It was Zhuang Hao who caught up with them, knocked us to the ground, and kicked and kicked us. I clutched my stomach, and Zhuang Hao could only kick my head. But I rolled around and tore the wound open...... At this time, Brother Tao suddenly came over with a machete, and he was crazy and cut people when he saw them......
I couldn't help but interject: "You're crazy, I was very tactical and skillful, okay?" ”
"Then I repeat. Brother Tao rushed over with great tactics and skills, and cut people when he saw them ...... crazy"
Me: "......"
As soon as Brother Tao stirred, Zhuang Hao and the others stopped. At that time, I was in a hurry, saying that I was responsible for dragging Zhuang Hao, Brother Tao ran out halfway to join in the fun, did he think I couldn't complete this task? ”
"No, no, that's not what I meant." I hurriedly said: "I was locked in the dormitory by Ye Yun, and then I finally came out, and I saw you being beaten there from a distance, so I rushed over to help without holding back." ”
"I see." Dongzi exhaled: "At that time, my heart was very guilty and ashamed. Later...... "Dongzi told the rest of the story."
After finishing speaking, Lao Fei shouted: "Brother Dong has the greatest credit this time, if he hadn't dragged Zhuang Hao, we wouldn't have won so easily." They also echoed the second artillery, and they all said that Dongzi had the greatest credit.
Ye Yun didn't seem to be able to listen to it anymore, and interjected: "Okay, let's talk about Zhuang Hao next." Now in Tiantun Town, only Zhuang Hao is left with a role that can be handled. As Wu Tao imagined, as long as we lose him again, this battle will be really won. I think, strike while the iron is hot, let's serve Zhuang Hao tonight, right? ”
Everyone said yes, and everyone couldn't wait. Completely defeat Tiantun Town, and our people will be more famous in County No. 1 Middle School. To put it mildly, people live all their lives to compete for fame and fortune, who doesn't want to make their reputation even louder?
Ye Yun said again: "Wu Tao, the last Zhuang Hao, don't interfere." You can be there, but don't do it, okay? ”
"Don't talk about that yet." I said, "What is the school going to do with such a big incident in the county No. 1 middle school this time?" ”
"It's fine." Ye Yun said nonchalantly: "Anyway, I picked the head, if Wang Feng has the ability, he will come to me?" ”