Volume 1 Chapter 182 Old Fat Has His Period
"Didn't you sleep too?" Ye Yun picked up the cigarette, knocked it on the palm of his hand, and then lit it in his mouth.
"I usually go to bed so late."
"Okay, just pretend with them, don't pretend with me, I won't laugh at you, right. Let's talk about what to do. ”
I exhaled, Ye Yun was right, in front of outsiders - even in front of Dongzi, I have to act like a boss: rational and decisive, cold and resolute, resourceful, fearless, as if he will never be defeated, and he is definitely the backbone that everyone can trust and rely on. But who knows that I will be nervous, hesitant, hesitant, and afraid? Only in front of Ye Yun can I open my heart and speak freely. Sometimes I think about it, will Song Yang be like this, hiding all his negative emotions in front of us, does he have someone to talk to openly?
"Tonight is a complete offense to Ren Yuan." In the dark night, my voice was very calm, as if an unrelated third party was making a statement, "Ren Yuan will definitely not give up, and we can't let go of Qi Jun, then there will definitely be a big storm tomorrow, and it may be a big showdown between the first and second years of high school." ”
"What, you're afraid you won't be able to beat it?"
"It's not that I'm afraid that I can't beat it, it's almost 100% that I can't beat it." I said calmly: "As for those things that are old fat, even if we force them to participate, they will take the opportunity to slip away at the critical moment." Our boss is completely imaginary, and there are only twenty of them who are willing to do their best from beginning to end. ”
"Ren Yuan's boss may not be real."
"That's right." I continued: "But the sophomore students have a natural psychological advantage in fighting with us, and they feel that fighting with the freshman of high school is like playing, this kind of cheap fight is not fought in vain, so that it can gather people's hearts, just like we go to the Internet café at night to sweep, it is a truth that the old fat and they are like a fart." ”
"So, there's no hope?"
"There is no hope, from strength to popular support, there is no hope of defeating Ren Yuan."
A long silence followed. We didn't know what time it was in the morning, but it was dark outside the window, as if we would never see the dawn, as if we were in a terrible situation right now. Of course, it is easy to offend Ren Yuan, but it is not easy to defeat Ren Yuan.
I don't know how long it took, Ye Yun said: "Then you can only go off the rails, meanness is a little despicable, but ......"
"Yes." I nodded and said, "As long as you can win, you can use any means." ”
The next day, we slept until mid-morning before coming to the classroom, and according to Pang Hua, the whole school was already in a mess, and all the students were waiting for us to find Qi Jun, and every corner was talking about it. And most importantly, according to multiple sources, Qi Jun is in the classroom, waiting for us to go. He dared to be such a principal, also because Ren Yuan also released his words with great fanfare, claiming that if I dared to step into the corridor of the second year of high school, I would let me come and go without returning, standing in and out of the hall. This didn't make me feel scared, it only made me feel that Ren Yuan was nothing more than that, and I thought that after he was slapped in the face last night, he was going to go directly to the first year of high school today to teach me a lesson, and he stayed for a long time and waited for me in the second year of high school.
As soon as he entered the classroom, Pang Hua shouted, saying that the brothers were all ready, and they were waiting for me to give an order to enter the second year of high school. I asked him, are you ready? Which brothers are ready? Pang Hua was stunned for a moment and said, "Just our brothers." I sighed, and sure enough, it was still these twenty people. Then I said, "Go and call the old man." ”
After Pang Hua came out, Dongzi came in, and his eyebrows were flying: "Brother Tao, let's go, didn't you say it was okay yesterday?" ”
"Wait, it's not all yet."
Dongzi sat down, rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "This time it's cool, and Yu Jia, a sophomore in high school, I haven't slept well all night." ”
As he was talking, Huang Xiaowen came over, and we were all stunned in our hearts, and we probably came to intercede with Qi Jun again. After Huang Xiaowen got closer, she saw that her eyes were swollen like peaches, and it seemed that she hadn't slept well last night.
"Wu Tao ......"
I hurriedly interrupted her: "Don't talk about it, it's hard to ride a tiger now, and we can't fight if we don't fight." ”
"I'm not here to help Qi Jun intercede." Huang Xiaowen sat down and said with an aggrieved face: "I only figured things out yesterday, Qi Jun didn't go to the Internet café to spend the night, but went to one of his classmates for the night, and that classmate is still a female ......"
"Huh?" I was dumbfounded: "How do you know the way?" ”
"You're going to beat him, I'll call him and report it. As a result, the phone was answered by a woman, I asked her what Qi Jun was, and she said that Qi Jun was taking a bath, so let me have something to say to her. I dropped the phone in anger and didn't sleep well all night, why don't men in this world have a good thing? ”
I'm speechless, it looks like a lot of people didn't sleep well last night. I said, "So what do you want me to do?" ”
"Beat, beat hard" Huang Xiaowen said: "I broke up with him, and from today I will return to the organization."
"Ha Lu Ha" I laughed out loud, this is the first happy thing today, I believe there will be a second and third because I was too happy, I couldn't help but reach out and touch Huang Xiaowen's face, and said happily: "I have long felt that Qi Jun is not a good person, it is really good that you can break up with him." Huang Xiaowen also smiled, and her face was radiant again.
Ye Yun said: "Yes, yes, I am also happy. He also stretched out his hand to touch Huang Xiaowen's face, but Huang Xiaowen avoided it as soon as she twisted her face.
"Hey, hey." Ye Yun's hand froze in the air and said, "What's the matter, Wu Tao can touch it, I can't touch it?" ”
"Yes, Wu Tao can touch it, but neither of you can touch it." Huang Xiaowen was still smiling.
Dongzi snorted and said, "If it had been in the past, who would have dared to be so disrespectful to Sister Wen, I would have been on it a long time ago." ”
As he was talking, Pang Hua ran in, "Brother Tao, the old fat said that he had a stomachache, but he came." ”
Dongzi slapped the table, glared and said, "Stomach hurts?" Fuck he's menstruating, isn't he? ”
There were many people in the class, and they all laughed when they heard this. Ye Yun and I also laughed, but we didn't laugh the same thing as them. Dongzi was still babbling and said, "Let him come over for me, if he doesn't come, I'll buy him some menstrual pain treasures." The laughter in the class was even louder, and a fierce girl like Huang Xiaowen was uncomfortable, so she pushed Dongzi and said, "Don't you talk nonsense, okay?" ”
As soon as Huang Xiaowen spoke, Dongzi immediately wilted, which was much more effective than my words. I said, "The old fat has a stomachache, so we should go and pay a visit." Go, go. So he got up and walked, and walked out of the classroom with everyone to Lao Fei's class.
Dongzi said, "You go first, and I will arrive immediately." Then he hurried downstairs, and did not know what the road had gone.
When we arrived at Lao Fei's classroom, he probably didn't expect us to come over and play cards with someone in the corner. When we walked over, Lao Fei didn't notice it, and he was still shouting on the board: "Bomb, fuck bomb, it's out with a bomb."
I stood behind him, looked at his cards and said, "Blow it up or not, you're losing anyway." ”
Lao Fei stood up and said with a sneer: "Hey, Brother Tao, why are you here?" "It doesn't look like a stomachache.
I looked him up and down and said, "Don't you have a stomachache?" Let's come and see you. ”
Saying this, it reminded Lao Fei, who immediately covered his stomach, frowned and said, "Yes, I have a stomachache, maybe I ate something unhealthy in the morning." Brother Tao, you're going to find Qi Jun in the second year of high school in a while, right? I can't go with you, you can tell the second artillery to go to them. ”
I said happily, "How can you do it, you are their leader, and if you don't go, they won't go."
"But I can't go." The old fat said, sat down, and said with a hum: "My stomach hurts."
I patted his thick neck and said happily, "It's okay, just rest if your stomach hurts." ”
"Well, well, I'll have a good rest. Brother Tao, will you leave now? Forgive me for not being able to send you, I wish you a victory, and let Ren Yuan and them fall into the water" Lao Fei sold a good mouth, and after speaking, he lay on the table and hummed.
I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and I'm not even interested in beating him. I was about to leave, Dongzi suddenly ran in, and came to the old fat table as soon as he slipped a cigarette, "Old fat, what are you doing?" ”
"Brother Dong, my stomach hurts." The old fat frowned, "I explained to Brother Tao, and he also agreed that I should rest." ”
"Well, you must have a good rest, this is the medicine I bought for you, you must drink it."
After speaking, Dongzi threw a box of medicine on the old fat table, and the three bright characters on the box reflected everyone's eyes.
Menstrual cramps
With a "coax", a burst of laughter erupted in the classroom, and even I couldn't help but laugh out of tears. The old fat was also stupid, looking at the menstrual pain treasure on the table and couldn't speak for a long time. "Quiet, quiet" Dongzi shouted, the class finally quieted down, Dongzi continued: "Old Fat, what are you in a daze, you drink quickly, this is a piece of my heart and Brother Tao"
As he spoke, Dongzi took a water cup in his hand, opened the menstrual pain treasure and flushed a bag and put it in front of Lao Fei.
The yellow-brown potion swayed in front of the old fat, and this cup of potion for the treatment of menstrual pain in countless girls wondered if it could cure the old fat's stomach pain? Lao Fei looked at Dongzi and said pitifully: "Brother Dong, I just ate bad things......"
"Fart" Dongzi slapped the back of the old fat head, "You fucking eat so fat, when did you eat bad stomach?" You must be menstruating because of your stomachache, listen to Brother Dong's words, yes, drink this cup of potion and you'll be fine."
Looking at Dongzi's serious appearance, I almost didn't have fun lying down, this kid is sometimes too funny