Author's preface: I saw that some readers said that they couldn't read without meat, so they wrote a meat joke from the goodness

Warning: Don't read if you are uncomfortable with the plot of green hat, wheel X, plagiarism, etc., look down if you want to open the door of the new world, and don't want to open the fork in the upper right corner

The time point is in the fourth volume, after the Demon King from the other world has ascended the throne in Neustria

No matter how much the ministers usually don't deal with each other, their expressions are unanimously colorful today—after they attend a top-secret meeting and hear the latest orders from the Great Demon King.

"Maybe there's another way! It doesn't have to be this way! "Someone is still dying.

"For example?" Luo Yi glanced at the idiot, "Is there any way to do better?" ”

"Uh...... I can send someone to arrest all the rumors! ”

"I don't have that many prisons for them." The Demon King unceremoniously vetoed: "Besides, what if you arrest all the peasants and produce?" I can run a factory in prison, but I can't let them farm in prison. ”

"I, I can send someone to clear up the rumors."

Another fool who didn't know whether to live or die, the demon king made a comment in his heart: "Go and clarify? How to clarify? The masses don't need the truth, they need to like it, so everyone, we have to give them what they like, that's it, decided! ”

This is the end of the top-secret meeting of freedom and democracy under His Majesty the Demon King, and the process is modeled on the precedent of Charlemagne, that is, the ministers democratically put forward their opinions, and His Majesty the Demon King freely decides whether to listen or not, which is referred to as liberal democracy - please distinguish it from the dictatorship of the Eastern Empire......

It's really a group of subordinates who don't let people worry, they don't know that the important thing to be a pig's foot is to carry out orders rather than not to carry out orders...... Luo Yi complained in her stomach while staggering back to her bedroom to catch up on sleep.

After hearing the rumor that Her Majesty the Queen had an affair with the Archbishop, she didn't sleep all night.

Luo Yi's dream was to be a star and be on the front page.

But she didn't want to make the front page in the lace news.

But how can the rumors be dispelled?

She didn't expect to solve the problem by arresting people or clarifying people, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty couldn't prevent all kinds of gossip about him from circulating for two thousand years, and the queen, the archbishop, power, religion, politics...... There are too many eye-catching elements, if it weren't for her, she would definitely chase the serials every day.

"We cannot only pay attention to the material civilization of the people and ignore their spiritual civilization. Luo Yi said to herself: "But how to keep them from paying attention? Ah, people always like the new and hate the old, and if you create some new scandals for them, they will forget the old. ”

After formulating the route, Luo Yi immediately began to act.

In the second half of the night, Luo Yi was busy making the legendary stories of Mura I, Cardinal Joseph, William VII and others as pig's feet, and the specific plot was based on the stories that Jia Baoyu, Qin Zhong and Zhizhi'er had to tell in "Dream of Red Mansions", the story that the princess had to tell the black slaves and then the monkey in "One Thousand and One Nights", how the poet and the three prostitutes and the caliph and the caliph's concubines spent their charming nights in "One Thousand and One Nights", and how the monks taught the girl to send the devil to hell in "Decameron......

When she was a primary school student, she bought genuine copies from her parents according to the "World Classics Series......

Can't you put your name in the author column...... After plagiarizing all night, the Great Demon King thought painfully with his eyes that had stayed up all night and were red. Other time-travelers still struggle with whether to write their names on plagiarized works, but Luo Yi doesn't have this kind of trouble......

What worries her is how to make people not find out that these are copied by herself...... Uh, written.

How do you hide a drop of water?

Hide in the ocean.

So she summoned her subordinates to a secret meeting, and ordered each of them to hand over a number of small yellow essays with her political enemies as pig's feet.

Everyone wrote it, but they didn't have the face to say that she also wrote it.

This is the petition.

Luo Yi woke up from sleep, and a volume of articles had already been sent.

"What the archbishop wrote?" Luo Yi thought to herself that she didn't expect it, she thought you were a virgin, but she didn't expect to write Xiaohuangwen so quickly, shouldn't you have copied it too-probably not, there is no Internet in this world, and there is no famous book in the world.

Luo Yi thought of this, so he opened it and looked at it.

The archbishop's text was not written in Luo Yi's native language, and she could only understand the general meaning. “…… And thou shalt grow up, and be exceedingly beautiful, with your breasts and your hair growing, and yet you will still be naked. I passed by you, and when I saw you, I was moved, and I put the hem of my garment on you, and covered your nakedness. and I swore to thee that I would make an alliance with thee, and thou shalt be mine...... I have put a ring on your nose, and earrings on your ears, and a crown on your head, that you may have the honor of being a queen. You rely on your beauty...... and they commit sexual immorality. You indulge in **, and make the passing at will. Thou hast garmented thyself with thy garments, and hast done sexual immorality upon it......"

Wow, the feelings are delicate, the clothing is as rich as a girl's writing, I thought the archbishop didn't like women, but I didn't expect him to be very rich in his heart, and he wrote about an unlucky husband who was cuckolded so vividly...... If you write less Ru Fang and more psychology, it is estimated that you can be on "Bosom Friend", Luo Yi sighed while continuing to read.

"And there were two women, born of one mother, who had committed adultery in Egypt, and in their youth. When they were virgins there, they were embraced and their breasts were touched. And they all came to me, and begat sons and daughters. After coming to me, she committed adultery, lusting after her neighbors, whom she loved. They were all blue robes, and they were chiefs, and they rode on horses, and they were lovely young men...... She has not left ** since she was in Egypt, for the Egyptians have been with her since she was a young virgin...... Indulgence...... Therefore, I let her go...... In the hands of the one she loves...... And they exposed her nakedness, and slew her with a knife, and made her infamous among the women......"

Why is it a green hat text, this is very niche, don't you just write this mouth, don't write it too much, you have to write something mainstream, Luo Yi continued to look down while chattering.

"Although her sister saw it, she was still greedy, more than her sister...... I saw that she was defiled, and that her two sisters walked all the way......"

Bang, still see, see and don't interfere, you're too interesting.

"Those men with belts around their waists and drooping turbans on their heads are all images of officers......"

Costume description,It's too much.,Okay,This is to distinguish it from the second generation of officials in the previous article.,The second generation of the army?,Okay,There are still a lot of people who like uniforms.,Although the direction is wrong, the details are still good.,There's potential.。

"She lusts for her lover, and her body is as strong as a donkey and as a horse."

Ou, this detail is too yellow, it's not good, it's not good, it's going to teach bad children.

Next is the time of the rule of law program, which is nothing more than how the two young women who abandoned the old husband and the rich and handsome ran away were reincarnated, and how the husband watched from the side, uh, the last sentence is deleted, if not deleted, it is a certain unified text in the legend.

Wait, what are the names of these people, can they conflict with what I wrote, Luo Yi thought while flipping back to see the names of the people.

The elder sister is called Samaria, and the younger sister is called Jerusalem.

Jerusalem?

Wait, what exactly am I reading?

The Great Demon King hurriedly turned to the beginning again.

"Oh my God! I should have known the truth! ”

She should have known the Tao a long time ago, like this, rich in details and delicate feelings, as long as the plot is slightly deleted, it can be on "Today's Statement", "Bosom Friend" and a certain universal text...... Naturally...... The world is a masterpiece......

Classics have been sold for 2,000 years, and they are the number one seller in the world, you deserve it!

At this time, the archbishop, who didn't know that he had given the evil Great Demon King a heartbeat, was still scratching his head in the study: "Eh, I copied it here, so what did I give to Your Majesty?" ”