276 Flowers and Beauty
After such an exorcism ceremony, now, when the three flowers of Jean Nabaoer Luna walked on the "Flying Santsina", they were greeted with awe-struck eyes, and now the whole ship knows that these three flowers are not only interested in a certain part, but also very studied and practiced......
No one on board, male or female, from the captain to the lowliest junior handyman, wanted to annoy them and add some kind of special experience to them. Seeing that exorcism ritual and feeling that he was cool somewhere, it wasn't just Adair, and their concerns were actually very reasonable.
"Oh hehehe! Victory! Victory! Back in his room, Jean Nabor, Luna, and the three flowers celebrated happily, "Lard buckets!" You just go home and lie down, we won't miss you, oh hehehe! ”
Of course, they celebrated so happily not only because the Turkulani they hated was so unlucky in their hands, but also because Turculani's misfortune was planned by them with their expertise—the pot of wine that was delivered to the bishop was mixed with Luna's concocted powder, which was mainly the seeds of the famous mandala, the flower of illusion, imported from afar.
Mandala is an ancient medicinal material, and there is a belief that it is the main ingredient of the anesthetic "Ma Boiling San" developed by the famous doctor Hua Tuo, and it has a strong hallucinogenic effect. Its flowers are gorgeous and beautiful, quite similar to camellias, so from time to time people in line with the "pure natural, no pollution, no chemical additives" considerations, pick this beautiful flower, or eat raw or cook. Then there are rounds of farces or tragedies, some people talk nonsense, some bite people's faces, some use other people's wallets as ATMs, and some smash hospitals...... It has greatly enriched the social news pages of major media in the 21 st century.
At the end of the twentieth century, there was also a pharmaceutical factory in the production process, unfortunately mixed mandala seeds into other medicines, when the pharmaceutical factory found out that it was wrong to recall, there were already hapless patients who were sent to the insane asylum for talking nonsense and beating people. Since the end of the twentieth century in Shanghai. Those who mistakenly take a mandala are also sent to an insane asylum. It is natural, then, that people in the Middle Ages could not see that Turkulani was not mad but poisoned by a mandala.
Of course, if you give food or drink with mandala directly to Turkulani, you may not succeed when the archbishop is so obviously disgusted with him. Therefore, it was the archbishop who designed the specific implementation process of the whole plan. The wine was served to Turkulani after it was drunk. The archbishop deliberately quarreled with him. It not only delayed the time, allowed the effect of the drug to kick in front of everyone, but also allowed everyone to witness Turkulani's evil words. Pointing the cause of the incident to "cursing the archbishop in public and the evil spirit was rebounded", after such a fierce quarrel, who could remember for the first time that Turkulani had snatched the wine that should have been given to the archbishop?
The so-called "exorcism ritual" that followed, although it was to punish Turkulani, was actually to save him - whether it was vomiting or enema, it was the official way to relieve the mandala from food poisoning - of course, if it was the archbishop himself who poisoned him, then the emetic that Luna took out would not be so bad...... Although even in the twenty-first century, manure is used as an emetic in some remote areas. Of course, if you feel unwell, you should still go to the hospital instead of using the folk remedies of filling feces, after all, this is the 21st century, and it is not the Middle Ages where the treatment methods are all natural and pollution-free.
It was not the wish of the three flowers to save this disgusting barrel of lard, and they felt that it would be necessary to let him spend the New Year in the madhouse, or to have no arms or legs, so the archbishop enlightened them: "The primary purpose is to obtain the ultimate goal of this trip, the archbishop's shawl, a villain like Turkulani can be cleaned up at any time, and it does not hurt not to take his life for the time being." ”
"Then keep his life for the time being." The three flowers were unwilling to answer like this, so there was this method of mandala enchantment and exorcism, in a sense, their profession can simply act as necromancers (proficient in dissection, poison, manufacturing and restoration of fù Turkulani-style biting zombies), with the archbishop with group charm skills, the law pastor teamed up, where can a half-hung person like Turkulani resist, and it is natural to say thank you to someone when he is cheated.
After the plan was formulated, Sanhua felt that there was still a problem: "However, this wine is for adults to drink, if he is not so bad, you don't rush to drink it, you ......"
"Oh," the young archbishop said, "It's not easy," he said, "he doesn't drink me, and I don't drink it." ”
"What if he uses force?"
"Hey! Won't I smash things? By the way, the flask and the glass will be able to break when the time comes! ”
"Good! But what if he snatched the flask and held it firmly? ”
"Well, then I won't call anyone? Won't you wait by and shout for me when something is wrong? It's not good - don't I have the strength to fight him? ”
"Then no problem!" The three flowers clapped their hands together, though they still felt that the punishment given to Turkulani was too light - it was a deserving sin to dare to pollute their eyes and their beautiful bishop! They had been blowing the sea breeze on the boat for a long time, but they had not come to admire such a lard bucket dangling in front of them!
What? You ask them about their work ethic?
Listen clearly! I haven't paid a penny of Turkulani's medical expenses!
The archbishop is the one who pays them and hires them, so that their employers can't eat sickly, and as the employer's personal doctors, nurses, pharmacists, isn't it natural that they are very in line with the professional ethics of taking money to do things?
The plan was thus carried out, and in the act of bullying the people that Turkulani could not wait to bully as soon as he gained power, the plan was carried out smoothly, even more successfully than they expected, and the result of the bite made the audience more witnesses, and also made Kurkulani's retinue and others completely fall to the side of the bishop. Jean Naborluna's apprehensions proved to be entirely on their minds, and the archbishop was still better at judging people's hearts than they were, for he had the most contact with Turkulani and was able to plan for his temperament - if the bishop's opponent was Adair, he would not expect him to drink or eat anything here - but Turculani, who felt that he was of strong character, had no scruples in the face of those he thought were weak.
That night must have been the most memorable night of his life, for he had not slept all night, and for the first time in his life he had fasted in a real way, and he had nothing to eat but water, and he did not drink much water, because he felt that everything was filled with the smell of a mixture of dung and soapy water...... Of course, he had to tell people that he had made a vow to fast, so that they would not think that the evil spirits on him were not clean enough and drag him to exorcise them again...... As a result, his family, his servants, and those who knew about it thought that he had been moved by the spirit of the bishop, because such a wicked man, who had never fasted, had fasted for the first time...... (To be continued......)