241 General Affairs
He floated silently in the air, bathed in pure white light, above, below, left and right, pure, milky light, he floated and floated quietly, comfortably, without feeling anything unusual......
This beautiful, pure, and unflawed world suddenly shook, shook violently, and then shattered, followed by a roar: "117! ”
"Huh?" It would take a while for the young man known as 117 to get his eyes and sanity back to normal, although, in the words of his boss, "it looks no different than falling asleep!" ”
"Ahhh What did I say to you yesterday? Today is an important day, so be sure to wake me up in time! You! Now the sun is on the ass, you know it or not! How many times this month have you overslept! Yes! While tilting a stormy rage on the young man's head, the short chief of staff had already quickly stuffed a pile of Wen Jiàn into the young man's arms, and then pushed the young man out of the door like a fully loaded supermarket cart, "The next time I make this kind of mistake, I will send you directly to be with your predecessors, hospital or prison, you choose!" ”
"Boss~~~" The young man who was pushed out of the door by his boss let out an aggrieved cat-like cry in his throat, "I haven't eaten breakfast yet!" ”
Jason had a sudden urge to snatch the full hug he had in the young man's arms, and when the hammer hammered the young man into the road in front of him, he stomped on his head to make sure that the top of his head was parallel to the paved cobblestones.
Calm down, the chief of staff told himself that he could not do this now.
At least. This cannot be done until the predecessors of this temporary assistant have come out of prison and hospital.
Although he would love to send that referral to prison right now. The charges are dereliction of duty and spreading rumors...... Ahem. Calm, calm, "Do you remember having breakfast?" I suggest that you eat breakfast and lunch together, so that it saves trouble, anyway, it won't be long before lunch! He cursed as he dragged his temporary assistant's clothes across the street and rushed into the palace, which was across the street from the chief of staff's office.
Damn, how could Lao Tzu have such an incompetent assistant, Lao Tzu is really a ghost. The chief of staff, dragging a shopping cart full of humanoids, rushed through rooms filled with secretaries holding letters, guards with weapons, maids delivering wine, and other humanoid obstacles, cursing himself inwardly for a moment of confusion.
This young man, known as 117, whose full name is Belier 117, at least, is what he claims to be.
Previously, when the new government recruited a large number of militiamen to help them pull nets in the wilderness, Berlier 117 seized the opportunity to claim to be a well-trained military nobleman who was aspiring to join the army and serve his country. At that time, the new government was short of manpower (and it is still so), and the person in charge of recruiting troops was a guy who was more than enthusiastic and good-looking, but not very intelligent and emotionally intelligent, and His Excellency Belier 117 was thus mixed into the people's army. Was pulled to boot camp.
Immediately afterwards, he showed his stuff in front of the war horse and the turning target, if it were not for a military talent he showed at the right time to attract the attention of the recruit instructor. I'm afraid he's already in the penal camp with Baron Abron and the others.
However, if it weren't for the fact that his predecessor No. 1 was suspected of embezzlement, he would now be temporarily imprisoned for quarantine review. The second ex was beaten and hospitalized by the owner for stealing someone else's wife, and the third was temporarily unable to get out of bed because he was pregnant and waiting to give birth...... He probably had already been swept away by his boss. Yes. Although he is "so lazy to the bone, I dare to pack tickets" (Jason Chief of Staff comment), but lazy people also have advantages - even if the public money is put in front of his nose, he is too lazy to put it in his own pocket, and he is too lazy to seduce other people's wives in front of him, and ...... Well, considering that this is not a male article, so the possibility of him getting pregnant, this, is not too big, and the chief of staff does not have to worry about his "long-term vacation" director zhì himself has to find another assistant.
The room in front of him suddenly became spacious, there was not a single person waiting, and the chief of staff wisely stopped here.
He stopped in time, for a cup flew towards them from behind the hidden door, and fell to the ground with a "thud" one step away from the chief of staff, and the water contained in it spilled on the ground, and a few drops splashed on the shoes of the two men.
Before the new temporary assistant's head could stick out from behind the hugging Wen Jiàn, another wooden cup of the same style flew out of the crack in the door and smashed to the ground, but not as far as the previous one.
"This is, what's going on?" The temporary assistant's body and mind finally woke up from his daze, and he stared in amazement at the small Hou Jian room, which was sprinkled with all kinds of debris that looked like it was flying out of the crack in the door.
"War." The chief of staff was concise and to the point, and his expression was extremely stern.
"War? What war? Because of the taint of bragging, it is not enough to get involved in the schedule now, and because he is "lazy to the bone", he has never tried to get involved in the schedule or ask for gossip, and the temporary assistant who is usually only responsible for serving tea and pouring water to help the boss run errands knows nothing about today's arrangement.
"The war over the budget." The Chief of Staff took a deep breath, puffed out his chest, and clenched his fists, "We're already late, young man, it's time for you to make amends, you have to be brave, like a ...... Uh, good knight, charge ahead, clear the way for me! We're going to get the budget this time! Success, not failure! ”
"I made it all up, I'm not a nobleman, I'm impersonating! I've never been a knight! ”
"It's late!" The chief of staff said categorically, and he almost pulled out a knife and put it against the neck of his temporary assistant.
"I'm going to jail!"
"The judge is inside! You're just in there! ”
"I have a heart problem! I can't stand it! My mom said......"
"Bang!" A loud bang ended the dispute between the chief of staff and his temporary assistant, and an oversized debris flew out of the crack in the door and rolled down to the floor covered with debris.
"Wow, hahaha, you're just in time! To give! Please sign! The chief of staff smiled happily, and immediately snatched a bunch of Wen Jiàn from the arms of his dumbfounded temporary assistant, and stuffed the queen's majesty into his arms, "The beacon tower along the coast, my new assistant, the military intelligence station that connects the whole country...... These are very urgent military expenditures, and they must be approved! The absence of any one of them may cause a huge hole in our national defense, which may not be able to be repaired! Sign now! The pen is here! Ink is here too! You can press your fingers too! ”
"This ......" Belier, temporary assistant to the chief of the general staff of the Neustrian kingdom, 117th on this day, understood for the first time how cruel war was.
He couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
Of course, he also forgot jì his breakfast. (To be continued......)