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Excommunication! This threat is enough to make anyone who has just crossed over from the secular countries of the modern East without faith tremble to think that the end is at hand. However, a traverser like the Great Demon King, who has lived in a country of faith for many years and is fully aware of the virtues of the Church and the nobility under the so-called theocracy, will not take it seriously when they hear the threat of "excommunication", let alone those who have faith and are in high positions in the Holy See.

When the new pope received the "Pope of Neustria," a stubborn, unrepentant and threatening excommunication, he sneered, spread out the fine white paper imported from Neustria, and wrote a needle-to-needle reply to his idiot nephew.

In the letter, he unceremoniously announced that he was going to excommunicate this foolish liar who had been taught many times!

After another round of rebukes and quotations, the two popes did what they said they would, and without any further delay, they formally excommunicated each other!

The Orthodox Church was thus divided into the Orthodox Church, which governed the Neustrian Monarchy in Exile, Colomna, St. Omier, Humphrey, and the Ecumenical Church, which governed the Ecumenical Church...... Well, so far there is only one Neustrian kingdom.

The balance of power between the two sides is clear at a glance.

On the face of it, it is.

Actually......

"The archbishop's shawl is sold cheaply! We are the true orthodox archpopes of Neustria, and it only costs a hundred pounds to issue an archbishop's shawl! Limited time offer big promotion, don't miss it when you pass by! "Double Pope Event! A once-in-a-century double pope event! As long as you are now registered with the true Orthodox Universal Church in Neustria, people who are not from the Eternal City can become cardinals! Universal, universal, the price is cheap and negotiable! "The light of the world shines on you and me. In the future, as long as you buy Kaiguang pork, you can eat Kaiguang pork for dinner. You don't have to fast at all, you can use any position at night! ”

The above is drafted by the poor Great Demon King of the Other World after reading his subordinates. After preparing to copy the official letters sent to various national government offices, princes, churches, monasteries, etc., in the name of the true pope, the sound of a loudspeaker loops in the head.

It bears a resemblance to the sound of a loudspeaker she heard in front of a two-dollar store before she crossed over.

At the end of the day, I, the authoritarian tyrant who has mastered the Pope, is actually a two-dollar shop? Meow, depressed.

"It's too undisciplined!" She angrily scolded her subordinates, "You actually wrote such a thing!" ”

"Discipline?" The subordinates were all surprised, they had been messing with the Great Demon King of the Other World for so many years, and they had never found that the festival was of any use, "Your Majesty." This is a letter to win over the alliance, we are now alone, and there are such powerful competitors as the Eternal City, how can Amway sell it if we don't give more discounts? ”

"I didn't mean that!" Her Majesty the Queen pointed to the last paragraph and said, "This...... This ......"

The eyes of the ministers immediately swept in unison towards some heretic who had just been converted.

"It is so," Adair explained to Her Majesty the Queen, "that in the past the Church had decreed that because men were destined to rule over women. So XXOO's posture must be male and female, and I think this statement is incomplete and non-universal - don't you rule us? You rule -- uh, I mean, our true Orthodox Church. This fallacy should be remedied immediately, and it should be an orthodox legal posture for women to be on top of men and men as well, otherwise. It's like your throne, sort of. Uh, unorthodox. ”

Oh my. The church doesn't even care about the posture of XXOO!

The Great Demon King of the Other World couldn't help but ask again: "Does it matter what the days of XXOO do?" ”

Adair looked surprised, and then he immediately reacted and shouted: "Of course, as long as you eat Kaiguang pork, it doesn't matter what day it is, you can XXOO at night!" ”

...... "It turns out that the church really cares about the days of XXOO!"

Obviously, the Otherworldly Demon King had been too indifferent to this aspect in the past - "Why should I, a single person, care about such a strange question as the legitimacy of XXOO's posture and date!" Who cares about this kind of problem except the married and the church! Even those who traveled back to the Middle Ages to fall in love, get married, and have children don't care, why should I care! ”

After being reminded by Her Majesty the Queen, the last article was revised to read: "The light of the world shines on you and me, as long as you buy Kaiguang pork in the future, eat Kaiguang pork for dinner, you don't have to keep any fasts, no matter what posture you are in any night, you can use it!" ”

Of course, the letters sent are not written so bluntly.

For example, if a person who is not from the Eternal City can be a cardinal as long as he recognizes that the pope of Neustria, he is quoted by the propaganda department headed by the archbishop, citing the example of the citizenship granted by the ancient empire to the whole empire, and it is wrong to deduce that only people born in the Eternal City in the narrow sense can be cardinals - according to the laws of the ancient empire, they are all from the Eternal City! We have to act according to the law! Well, sell officials according to the law! It's cheap! It's only two hundred pounds! If you buy it sincerely, the price can be cheaper, and in addition to the cardinal title, you will get a limited-time package...... Oh no, for a limited time, each of the 12 Evangelists will receive a relic!

When these "shameless" (neo-pope) letters were sent, they stirred up a thousand waves.

The Holy See of the Eternal City, together with the churches of Colomna, St. Omier, Humphrey, and other countries, unanimously and fiercely denounced these "terrible, blasphemous, and trembling filth" letters, denouncing them as the "Devil's Three", and some even compared them to the legendary "Black Holy Book", prophesiing that the fallen Neustrian kingdom and the fallen populace under the rule of the crook pope who sent these letters would one day be completely ruined!

Yes! Someday!

As for whether Colomna, St. Omier, Humphrey and other countries still exist on that day? That's another question! A clergyman like them who is involved in diplomacy instead of asking the peasants for money in the countryside would not ask such a stupid question!

It is evident that public opinion is tilted in favor of the new pope of the Eternal City, who has the support of the cardinals, his qualifications, his lineage, and his many relics......

However, among the powerful princes and some new young clergy, strange rumors also circulated: "I heard that the abdicated pope did not actually abdicate." "That'...... It can't be! "The people of the Eternal City say that after the strange smoke, the Pope disappeared, and he got rid of the corrupt and depraved high clergy of the Eternal City and went to the ...... of Neustria, the only holy place on earth" (to be continued......