298 No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year
In fact, although this gift is not thin, it will definitely not reach the two thousand pounds of gold, but the specific content of the gift is too strange, so even the great demon king who felt that he was already a beast before, as soon as he learned the details of the gift, he was immediately deflated.
The first item of the gift is a eunuch.
Eunuchs, also called eunuchs, eunuchs, well, it's nothing, Luo Yi is not like some intellectuals, doctors and professors who claim to be elites (these people swear that eunuchs are a unique bad habit in China, and it is a proof that ancient China is lagging behind the West) Before she crossed, in order to pretend to be X among her classmates, she also gnawed on a certain classic with the world's largest circulation for two days, knowing that this kind of creature that is neither male nor female is not only in China, but there are more than one place where eunuchs are recorded in that classic, There was even a certain Hebrew prophet of Judaism, who saw a certain queen's chief eunuch reading the scriptures in the wilderness, and explained them to him and taught him the scriptures (I don't know why those elites who keep saying that only China has the bad habit of eunuchs, and those who praise Western civilization, refuse to read even the most basic Western scriptures...... Herodotus's book also records that a Greek was in the business of castrating Greek children and selling them to the Persians at a high price, and one of the young men he sold was trusted by the Persian king, became a great official, and came back to repay the slave trader in the way his benefactor had exalted him, castrating his sons in front of him, and castrating him himself. After the monotheistic religion took over the Roman Empire, the eunuchs were not extinct, and Narzas, the military commander of Justinian the Great, was a eunuch, even. According to the historian Lenciman, at that time, the Byzantine Empire was powerful because of eunuchs, and many archbishops were eunuchs...... Of course. This is not to say that there were no castrations in Catholic countries, castration was a common criminal law in the Middle Ages, and it was possible for thieves to traitors to be castrated, and later, church choirs used castrated children instead of women, believing that their singing was the purest and most suitable for God. The last eunuch singer even recorded his singing......
Therefore, Luo Yi was not too surprised by the appearance of a eunuch in the background of the medieval West. After all, this also belongs to people's "since ancient times", and what surprised her was the special feature of this eunuch.
He only cut the balls.
In fact. It's also nothing - remember the nuns mentioned in chapter 8 of this article leading a crowd to attack the convent. Assaulting an abbot in public? Afterwards, the nun from the royal family was excommunicated and judged, and when she was asked why she had betrayed her claustrophobic oath and committed such a rebellious act, she revealed to the king that the abbot was hiding men in the convent! And she exposed the man on the spot, and behold, look! The man was dressed in a woman's clothes and mingled with the crowd!
She pointed out the man later. Everyone found out that although the person was wearing a woman's clothes, he was really not a woman!
For such terrible accusations. What did the abbot explain?
The abbess defended herself by saying that the man, though a man, had cut off his balls when he was a child because of his illness - so is it true that the average ignorant modern man, when he hears of medieval medicine, thinks that bloodletting, vomiting, and enemas are terrible extremes? Ignorance, ignorance, medieval medical law included cutting eggs! - So, she didn't hide a man in the convent!
After everyone verified the true identity of the "man" and proved that he was indeed not a man, the rebellious nun did not expect this layer and was countered to the army, but because she was born in a royal family, although she did something rebellious such as beating the abbess in public, she did not encounter any punishment in the end, and according to her request, she was no longer allowed to be a nun under the original abbot, but changed to a convent.
And this one that was sent to Luo Yi Great Demon King this time...... Well, it's not that he encountered medieval medical laws, because he is not from an Orthodox country......
He's a black uncle.
Legend has it that a certain uncle black with particularly developed organs.
Even if it is not as commonly developed as the legend, Luo Yi guesses that the one given to her will definitely not be small...... The gift list is specifically pointed out, it is a tall and strong, the body is guaranteed, and somewhere it is very large and long-lasting...... That's right! The tongue has also been cut off along with the balls! Her Majesty the Queen can enjoy it with confidence, whether it is pregnant or leaking, don't be afraid, the eggs have been cut off and will not make people pregnant, and the tongue is gone, not afraid of leaking~~~ This gift is very expensive and rare, it is specially imported from the slave market in Karaman! In their slave market, it is also a popular item for noble ladies!
Such a precious, qualitative, tailor-made, thoughtful and perfect ...... Gift......
Where can the Great Demon King eat......
"Meow, can't you give something practical, such as gold, silver, treasure, food, cloth, although I know this kind of gift, I can't talk about it without AIDS......" The Great Demon King looked down at the gift list while scolding.
What she saw next dazzled her even more.
A large number of various boudoir props, with various shapes, some uneven, spiral, convex, top flowers with thorns, and flowers on the bars...... Belch? Who copied the torture instrument on the gift list!
In addition to the shape, the materials are also diverse, from gold, silver, copper, iron to ivory horns, everything is very much a show to the Great Demon King that the Pope of the Eternal City intends to kill the Pope of Neustria.
In short, after the living, a pile of dead things fully proved to the Great Demon King the rich imagination and subjective initiative of human beings in terms of amusement, so that she no longer dared to underestimate the productivity of the Middle Ages...... Wait, and semi-automatic?
How is this a semi-automatic method?
The Great Demon King knows that humans have been making batteries to gild (electroplate) idols thousands of years BC, but how does this thing work semi-automatically? Could it be that inheriting the batteries of the two rivers in BC, the technology of the Middle Ages has been developed to the point that there are electric motors?
When she saw the real thing, she realized that she was thinking too much.
This "semi-automatic" is also very simple, that is, a small bow is added to it, and the string is twisted with the front, and then you can enjoy the "semi-automatic punching", this "semi-automatic" punching technology has been invented in the Stone Age, and the holes on the bead strings of the cave people on the top of the mountain are made in this way.
It can be imagined how depressed Luo Yi was after reading these gift lists!
"Why are you all pointing technology in such a strange direction! Isn't it crossed by someone from an island country? How do I receive this gift! Who did you collect and sell it to? (To be continued......)