300 Courts

Whether from the perspective of modern people or ancient people, the courtiers of Her Majesty the Queen were all higher than the general level at that time, not because Luo Yi chose his subordinates for their faces and figures, but because this is an era of material poverty, even the kind of bread that is so hard that it can kill people is not something that ordinary people can afford to eat every day, and ordinary people can't even mix porridge three times a day. Even if he didn't look good, he followed the Great Demon King to mix at least three full meals a day, and he didn't have to eat fasting, so he would naturally grow up, such as the current archbishop, when he just broke away from the clutches of the former Bishop of Turnest and jumped into the fire pit of the Great Demon King, he was not as tall as he is now......

It is precisely because of such widespread malnutrition in ancient societies that, in many cases, just by looking good, you can become an official.

For example, in the Qing Dynasty, people who did not take the Jinshi examination had another way to be an official, that is, to look at the face and look at the figure, the most good-looking can even be a county official, followed by a county officer, instructors, etc., of course, there are also people who are obviously not born well and participate in the appearance competition, the result is also joyful and sad, some people are kicked out by the supervisor as soon as they enter the field, thinking that they are ashamed and humiliated, and some people are born Zhong Kui's appearance but choose the first class, the reason for the main examination is that he is confident to this kind of Cheng dù, and he has to serve ......

Although there is such a system, the Qing Dynasty is not the most face-saving dynasty, at the turn of the Qin and Han dynasties, there was a man named Zhang Cang, who was originally the imperial history of the Qin Dynasty, but he was exiled due to illegal crimes, and the end of Qin was in turmoil, and he followed Pei Gong Liu Bang. He committed another capital crime, and he had already undressed and was lying there waiting to be beheaded. Coincidentally, Wang Ling happened to pass by. Seeing that this person was tall and fair-skinned, he thought it was a strange person, and told Liu Bangyi that he was actually exempted from the death penalty, and he was repeatedly promoted to the rank of official after repeated meritorious service, and when he arrived at Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, he also became the prime minister, and the Wang Ling, who had the grace to save his life, was like regenerating his parents, but if it was Wu Dalang who was lying there waiting for the beheading......

So. Even if the Great Demon King didn't look at his face when he picked someone, the result was that the appearance of his subordinates was higher than the average level at that time, uh, the chief of staff was an exception, and in most cases, Her Majesty the Queen couldn't see his face - even if he ate a lot, and he was a man, he didn't show the slightest sign of growing taller, after His Majesty the Queen observed. It can only be concluded that it is the result of the chief of staff spending all the nutrients on the brain: "Smart brains don't grow." ”

Well, compared to the height and IQ of her naval commander-in-chief, the chief of staff finally reluctantly accepted this unconvincing explanation, and refused to accept the objective reason that the amount of food and exercise was three times that of his.

Talk nonsense! He has sports! Yes! Although he used to be known for being lazy when he could. When marching, all kinds of pretending to be sick with feet, but!

God pity! Since his diligent and powerful sister left him and replaced him with an assistant with straw-colored hair. He was so active that he even developed muscles in his arms - all because he was dragging the assistant who couldn't move except to eat! From the assistant's body. Chief of Staff Jason profoundly comprehended the truth of life -- the big lazy and the little lazy.

However, after all, the official level crushed people to death. What's more, one is a powerful hero from Long, and the other is an opportunist with a tainted resume, so the chief of staff didn't spend much effort and sent Da Lazy to the exiled royal family of St. Omer to inquire about information.

It can be regarded as finding a rest time for his forearm, and the chief of staff stroked his sore muscles and thought about it, but he didn't expect that with his laziness, it would be a dream to grow taller. However, he still has something to do now, and the lazy has already transmitted the information back, can he still be lazy and delay?

After the business and foreign trade officials waited for the noisy and shouting, he immediately jumped out to speak, and did not give Her Majesty the Queen a minute to rest and change her mood.

Is it necessary to give? She had been out of the world for more than a minute!

After discussing the question of whether or not to accept a black uncle and a bunch of strange-shaped boudoir props and sell them in the name of his own royal family, Luo Yi immediately entered the question of whether he should immediately send troops to attack the exiled royal base in St. Omer - although the direction is different, it is really difficult to say which one is more undisciplined......

"We can pretend to be pirates and rob, so that we can not only fight the remnants of the previous dynasty, but also crusade against St. Omer who supported the remnants of the previous dynasty, and we can wave our sleeves when we retreat, and we will not be charged a little bit."

The words were very beautiful, but Luo Yi unceremoniously glanced at the amber-eyed former pirate leader who spoke, and was very sure that he was not going to act as a pirate, he had thought about his old profession after getting a new ship and new weapons-many things that were inconvenient to do in the name of the Neworian navy, and the nameless northern pirates could do everything, separated by a sea of ice, and no one could run to their lair to confront a group of guys who played human sacrifices, not to mention that they themselves were divided into many tribes and fought to the death. But the old pirate's words were supported by the chief of staff: "It sounds good—if St. Omier had been dealt a heavy blow by supporting the remnants of the previous dynasty, he would not be able to continue his opposition to our country, or they would have acted under the banner of marriage and succession even if the exiled royal family had been destroyed." If our plan against the exiled royal family does not go well, it will only be a bunch of pirates, and the prestige of our country will not be compromised. ”

Her Majesty glanced at the commander-in-chief of the navy with a pure face, but the next speech made her feel that she was too soon gratified: "Only a few of our people are blonde, and weapons and ships are not suitable, especially our ships, as long as they have seen our navy fight pirates, they will never admit their mistake!" ”

It turned out that he didn't mind a cameo as a pirate, he was just worried about the details......

"Blonde hair can be dyed, it's not a problem," the chief of staff tapped his finger on the arm of his chair, and the amber-eyed former pirate leader immediately continued: "Ships are not a problem - we are not prepared to fight them at sea - although we were pirates before, we did not fight naval battles, we are also soldiers on land!" If the new ships are used to transport troops, the average person will not be able to see the difference without looking closely. ”

"What about the difference in weapons?"

"The halberd was originally a variation of our long axe, and it is also our style to focus on heavy infantry groups......" (to be continued......