The so-called Holy Grail War, which is popular now, is a "war" in which the master relies on the power of magic to summon the Heroic Spirits to come and then fight each other, well, that's probably it...... You must understand, if you don't understand, it doesn't matter, you all have to participate anyway - it's all for the ratings and the author's year-end award.

BY is so idle that the eggs hurt the stars

Legend has it that whoever has enough inheritance and opportunity can summon powerful ancient spirits through magic rituals and steer them in the Holy Grail War, and the victors can obtain the "Holy Grail of Legends" that can grant any wish......

It's really unthinkable.

"What is the red envelope lottery for the New Year - there is a risk in crossing, and you must be cautious in summoning? Oh hahahaha, is this the Heroic Spirit Summoning Ritual? Wait and see, I'm going to summon a blonde beauty Saber out! Mommy Mommy! Coax! Coax! Thundered!!! ”

"Peng!" This is the ceiling that fell.

"Pong!" This is the fallen light stand.

"Ahem, ahem!" This is a new master who chokes on the dust that kicks up.

After the smoke cleared, the summoner was pleasantly surprised to see a heroic figure wearing a royal blue jacket with layers of white lace and blue boots gradually appearing in the summoned magic circle, oh, look at the straight long legs, look at the thin waist and hips, look at the blonde ponytail, look at the bow double streamers, look at the beautiful blue eyes and Adam's apple...... Uh, the Adam's apple? Adam's apple!

"This is the world now? It's shabby! "Blonde Saber, ah no, it's Grand Master Francis, the blonde Grand Master. Dressed in a full set of festive dresses, he walked around on the summoner's body, and from time to time used the sword decorated with walrus tusks and turquoise at his waist to teach the other party to lie down obediently so that he could step on it more comfortably, while unceremoniously expressing his evaluation of the surrounding environment, and physically and mentally abusing his "master": "This house is not as big as my kennel!" Is this also a place where people live? ”

The "man" declared with difficulty: "Don't mess around, I still have 30 years of loan to pay off......"

Of course. This noise could not reach the ears of the beautiful and powerful Saber, who gave the order to the "mat" at his feet (accompanied by a blow from the sword to emphasize the tone, not that he had a grudge against the summoner, but purely an occupational disease brought about by the habit of extortion by force): "Hand it over!" ”

"What?"

"Wallet!"

"Woo woo, are you a knight or a robber?"

"Nonsense, of course!" The Grand Master of the Holy Knights, who did nothing about his early robbery career (in fact, he did much the same in his later years), gave his master a failing IQ assessment, "Don't hand over your wallet quickly!" Wait for me to beat you? ”

The master, who had been decorated with a sword, had no resistance to the servants he had summoned, and could only obediently obey orders: "Woo, I'll give it." I'll give, what use do you want your wallet to come in? ”

"Find my true master."

"Uh, what about the 'loyalty' attribute that you said? Why did you come and rebel? ”

"Loyalty? That's right, it depends on who you are! ”

Although the Eggache Star only gave a reminder that "crossing is risky, summoning must be cautious", and did not use any laws and regulations to ensure the personal safety of the summoner, however, not every new master. have all encountered such a slave who loves force and fell into such a miserable situation. Some lucky ones, summoned from

They are very particular about moving their mouths and not their hands, such as ...... This one, she was very lucky not to summon a fat pig brother as expected, but to summon a beautiful young man with a beautiful demeanor like a white rose.

"Thank you," the beautiful young man smiled weakly at her. "I ...... I don't really want to reminisce about the past...... You know......" He said slowly, deliberately bypassing some of the details, like those who have been victims of misfortune in the past, and he covers his face with his hands when he recalls those particularly unbearable situations. Time out

The narration and tone also changed completely, and it gradually resumed after a while, but it was still accompanied by a sobbing nasal voice: "She-my one, since I followed her, has always forced me...... Kindness...... Sweep...... Hygiene...... Sweeping the streets...... Forced me to eat something weird...... And also...... Always forcing me to ......

Laugh...... Force me...... Go meet some people...... Smile at them...... Ask them for money...... I asked for money, I asked for money for her to spend, well, I was embarrassed, but she said yes, she was very short of money, and she always asked me to do bad things for money...... Very bad...... She also ...... And also...... Forced me to write a little yellow text...... Write for everyone to see......"

It's only a quarter of an hour since the experience of the beautiful young man was so tragic (forget it if it's not beautiful), and the kind (and heavily face-controlled) master had already used up a whole pack of handkerchiefs and contributed a refrigerator of snacks, juice and his own special sofa for the other party to "lick the wound", and the master himself stood next to the sofa where the servant was lying, serving him snacks for a while (unpacking by the way) and juice for a while (uncapping the bottle by the way), without thinking about whether he had been fooled at all,Then again,Don't say that the master can't do magic,It's just that it will,These are all true! Lie detectors can't detect it!

"It's horrifying!" When she heard "I was forced to write a little yellow text and make the little yellow text written public", the master gasped, thinking it was really a terrible PLAY posture, I didn't think that if there were only two people watching it, it wouldn't seem to be much better, of course, if she knew that the truth was that the big demon king forced everyone to write a little yellow text, she would definitely feel the need for a sniffing bottle......

"Yes." The beautiful young man let out a dull whimper, apparently he neither wanted to mention nor think about this terrible memory of the past, so his compassionate and face-controlled master opened the small box of secret treasures, handed him a large piece of truffle hazelnut chocolate, and thoughtfully gave him a handkerchief, and asked him if he would like to go to the amusement park to relax.

"Sounds expensive." The beautiful young man with wet eyes whispered.

"No problem, I'll pay for everything - I'll pay for the meals and the bus too." When there is a face to admire, the master is indeed a generous and good person.

However, there are a few lucky masters who can have this kind of luck, after all, the ancient heroic spirits came from an era when the world was rampant by force, and that era can be accurately summed up by a saying of the time: "The devil is still afraid of God, but mortals are not afraid of anything", so what happened to the master like the following is actually more universal......

"You've been convicted of at least three counts." The girl with heterochromatic eyes and blond hair in black unceremoniously pointed at her "master" and complained.

"Oh?" Seeing such a servant, there are not many masters who can keep themselves rational, and even fewer who can stay vigilant and feel dangerous, and those who know that people in judges' uniforms in the imperial era will work part-time on the firing squad are rare creatures, but unfortunately this "master" doesn't have anything, whether it's common sense, IQ or the instinct of wild animals to avoid danger: "The 'judge' is actually a Lori...... Oh! ”

"Illegal summoning, illegal crossing, illegal detention of minors," the girl's heterochromatic eyes stared at the master who was rolling on the ground because she had been kicked like a blade made of ice, and pronounced the sentence, "and force against law enforcement agencies!" Now it's four charges! Candles, ropes, whips, cages, no no, no choice! Why? Because you're a criminal! Criminals have no human rights! ”

There are also masters who are not greedy enough, and still feel that they have been deceived without encountering force, just like -

The Great Demon King stuffed her mouth full of junk food that she hadn't seen for a long time, and she didn't even have the time to speak, let alone beat her nominal master, so it was naturally impossible to satisfy her "master": "What is your ability?" Tell me what you're capable of! ”

"Woo woo woo woo woo

"Don't eat it! You've eaten seven packs of potato chips from me, and you're not afraid of getting angry! Tell me what your abilities are! ”

All he got was the White Eyes of the Great Demon King—my abilities? Are you blind? My ability -- eating, of course!

There is a risk to cross, and the summoning must be cautious, and the copycat Holy Grail War that uses the egg-hurting starmen, well, please cherish your life (not the chance!). (To be continued.) )

PS: I wish all readers a prosperous Year of the Monkey, all wishes come true, and the whole family is healthy!

Someone asked the origin of the maggot parable in chapter 10 of the text, the parable was taken from the article of a Christian saint (presumably French) in the Middle Ages, as for whether this parable violated the Bible, it had to be asked to the church at that time, after all, there were many differences in words between the Bible that was popular at that time and the Chinese mainland prevailing now, and even the "Wugan Bible", which was full of errors and omissions, could be said to be a rare book in the Middle Ages (bad books such as OldLatin made the venerable Mr. Moses grow horns on his head...... ）