"Not here!"

I typed out these three words in front of the goddess's flashing QQ avatar.

"Hmm!" The goddess seemed to be in a good mood today, and she actually replied to me.

When I saw this word, it was as if I had seen a blockbuster of the island country Teacher Hata scratching his head and posing, and immediately turned over and turned off the blockbuster of Teacher Hata who had just gotten off the scene, thought about it, and asked, "Have you eaten?" ”

"Eat!" The goddess is always so reserved, and even the reply is never just two words, which makes me how can I bear it.

After touching the 1,000 old man's head earned by going to the construction site to move bricks during the summer vacation, I finally got angry: "If you are free, please watch a movie." ”

"Hehe, I'll go eat first." Oh my God, the goddess actually replied to me with six words.

But......

I seem to have found something.

Silently closed the QQ window, I was not discouraged, the goddess must have just eaten dinner and was eating supper. So I opened the high-definition blockbuster of Mr. Bodo that had just been released, and watched it silently.

As a veteran dick, how can you fast-forward when watching movies? Slowly peeling off the cocoon and analyzing the great wisdom of Mr. Bodo, as well as the frowning eyebrows and silver teeth clenching with a smile, is what a dick should do.

I've taken off my pants and I'm ready to take a paper next to me.

The desktop was also replaced with a wallpaper of the goddess smiling at me.

But at this time, the goddess's QQ avatar flashed again.

I immediately turned off the fast broadcast, put on my pants again, wiped my right hand, and clicked on the chat window.

"I want you to invite me to dinner." The goddess sent such a sentence.

I was full of excitement, as if I had ushered in the second spring of my life.

With trembling hands, I replied, "Okay, where to go." ”

The goddess replied: "Don't worry, I want to tell you something." ”

The goddess wants to tell me something? I was so excited that I felt like Mr. Bodo was standing at my house, swallowed a handful of saliva, and replied, "What's the matter?" ”

"I'm pregnant!" The goddess returns.

I was shocked, and at some point, the paper on the table rolled to the floor. After chewing on these four words, he replied, "What can I do." ”

"Come with me, I don't want it."

Accompany the goddess to have a fetus, and send a wild father for thousands of miles?

I thought silently in my heart, I'll go to you Malegobi, grass, now I think of Lao Tzu, this must be a bastard with which rich and handsome man.

But I'm so cheap, looking at the smiling eyes of the goddess on the table, I silently replied, "I only have a thousand dollars." ”

The goddess seemed to be very happy and replied very long: "Okay, I just have two thousand, Hao Ren, if you don't dislike it, after this time, I want to be with you." I've thought about it, it's better for you to treat me, Zhang Chao and they are all bastards. ”

Hao Ren, that's my name, but it's not rewarded.

I stared at the computer screen for more than ten minutes, originally I thought that when I waited until the day of the counterattack on the goddess, it would be like winning five million without saying anything, but at least I could post a post on the post bar to show off.

But I didn't expect this day to come so quickly, but it was so surprising.

I took a deep breath, as if I had made up my mind, and silently typed a paragraph: "Hehe, I am willing to lend you money and accompany you to the hospital, mainly because I feel that we are friends." I liked you for three years, from high school to college, I could have taken a book in college, but I came to this third-rate pheasant school, isn't it just for you? But his mother just went to college, and within a month, you went to open a house with Zhang Chao, the rich second generation who drove a BMW, and now you have a mongrel, come to me, and say that you are with me? WQNMLGB, Lao Tzu is not rare for you, where are you going, you can buy a second-hand house, but it is another matter if you have died, although Lao Tzu is a dick, but there will be a counterattack day in the end, and there is no time for the fungus to return to the powder! ”

After typing this paragraph, I smiled slightly, and straightened the red scarf I received in the sixth grade of elementary school, as if I had a bad breath.

But before I could send it, the goddess sent a crying emoji and asked aggrievedly, "Are you angry?" Hao Ren, I'm really sorry for you, if you don't want to accept me, forget it. ”

Seeing that the goddess never begs for perfection in a bird's way, I was stunned, looking at so many words I typed, I silently deleted them all, and only replied with three words: "See you tomorrow." ”

Dick Si's courage is always so ridiculous.

……

The goddess asked me to accompany her to have a fetus, which was like a thousand miles to send a wild father. I thought silently in my heart, I bought a watch last year, grass, and now I think of Lao Tzu after making a mongrel.

But I tossed and turned all night, thinking about whether the goddess child would really be with me after she was beaten? Will I be able to hold the hand of the goddess and walk on campus in the future? Or, will we get married in the future, and will she be willing to give me a baby?

Thinking about it like this, before I knew it, the sky was dark.

At this point, I realized that I hadn't slept all night.

I simply didn't sleep anymore, got out of bed and freshened up, and borrowed a roommate's hairspray to spray some. Then I went downstairs to the dormitory.

It's summer vacation, and there is no one in the whole campus, so I went downstairs to the goddess's dormitory, took out a Nokia 5230 and sent her a text message.

In a few moments, the goddess came down.

She didn't seem to be sleeping well either, and her face was a little pale.

The goddess looked at me with some hesitation.

This made me feel a thrill in my heart, thinking that the goddess would still turn back. I didn't eat breakfast, and I accompanied the goddess to the hospital, because there were few people in the hospital in the morning, and if you went at noon, there might be more people.

The gynecology doctor is an aunt with eyes, and when she saw that the goddess was going to beat the child, she taught me a lesson in front of me, saying that girls are young, how can they beat children, if you don't want to, you should pay attention to things in the future.

Auntie's words made the goddess's face crimson, looking at the goddess's crimson face, I could only cry silently and be a father.

Sent the goddess to the operating ward, and came out in less than five minutes, it seems that the five-minute painless abortion advertised is admittedly not deceiving me.

It's just that the goddess's face is extremely pale, her lips are chapped, and there is a little less aura in her eyes.

The goddess actually hugged me all at once, how could I bear it?

But soon the goddess cried and said to me, "Hao Ren, you must be good to me." ”

I was full of excitement, came, the goddess actually confessed to me, I pushed away the goddess with a righteous heart, looked into the eyes of the goddess, and said firmly: "Well." ”