I smiled and said, "Okay, you comfort those people, don't take it lightly, be careful of Wei Ziping's revenge, if he dares to retaliate, you will act as soon as possible, don't wait for someone to knock on the door." ”

Zhang Xiaojun agreed, and I hung up the phone.

When I got home, Qingyu and Liu Weiwei had already slept, and I sneaked back into the bedroom by myself and slept until dawn. As soon as the morning dawned, I received a call from Su Dongpo, he said that he had no money and wanted to borrow some money from me, I knew that Su Dongpo had spent all the money for Yang Sisi, but the price of talking about a girlfriend was always so high, so I asked him to wait for me at Carrefour at nine o'clock in the morning.

At nine o'clock in the morning, as soon as I arrived at the bubble tea shop, I saw Su Dongpo squatting there, I walked up and said with a smile: "The money is gone." ”

Su Dongpo grinned and said: "Damn, I can't afford to talk about a girlfriend, it's a few hundred to go out and play around, alas, the living expenses are spent, so I can only borrow some from you." ”

I took out a thousand dollars from my pocket and said, "Okay, get out, if you don't have any money, don't come to me." ”

Su Dongpo grinned and said, "When I break my virgin body, I will never come to you to borrow money." ”

I glanced at him and said, "Just you and Yang Sisi?" You're dreaming. ”

Su Dongpo despised me and said, "Just wait." ”

Life always has to go on, sometimes I think of Sun Xiaoqing in my heart, or the bits and pieces of my previous life, but I know that maybe twenty years later, I will think of the bits and pieces I am going to experience now, one day Liu Weiwei asked me: "Hao Ren, do you have a dream?" ”

It's a cliché question, and I've been asked it several times, but this time I didn't know how to answer it.

I said, "I don't know what to do, maybe I don't have a dream." ”

Liu Weiwei said: "You should have." ”

I asked, "For what?" ”

Liu Weiwei lowered her chin and thought for a while, and said to me, "Because you are Forrest Gump." ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't make a fuss." ”

Liu Weiwei said with a smile: "Forrest Gump's dream in the movie "Forrest Gump" is Jenny, so no matter what Forrest Gump does, he has Jenny in his heart, just like Jenny said to Jenny before he died, he is by her side all the time. ”

I tilted my head to look at her and asked, "And who is my Jenny?" ”

Liu Weiwei stopped talking, and said with a smile: "But who is my Forrest Gump." ”

I said, "I'm not stupid. ”

Liu Weiwei also said: "I don't take drugs and have promiscuity, and I don't have AIDS. ”

I stopped talking. In fact, I don't know how to tell the truth, the movie "Forrest Gump" is a fairy tale for adults, but why is it not a fairy tale between me and Liu Weiwei, she may ...... Like me, I asked her, "For what?" ”

She shrugged her shoulders and said, "It's only a fool who asks for something." ”

I smiled helplessly and said, "Maybe many people haven't watched "Forrest Gump". ”

"That's their loss, and I really recommend them to take a look," Liu said. ”

Both of us were silent, joking tastes and saying things that weren't joking, but at the end we all took them as jokes.

Liu Weiwei raised her head and said to me, "Do you think the bubble tea shop will continue to operate?" ”

I said, "Probably not......"

Before I could say the word, Liu Weiwei got up to make milk tea for a customer, interrupting me, I looked at her busy back, and realized for the first time that women are always as careful as a hair, although she is very aggressive on the surface. But I know that the two of us will never be like me and Sun Xiaoqing, because Liu Weiwei is very rational and smart.

……

Su Dongpo fell out of love without warning, just as Lin Guoqing once said to me, Yang Sisi was the trough in his life. And the reason why Yang Sisi is willing to be his girlfriend during this period of time is also very simple, Su Dongpo is good to her and can take her to enjoy many things in a period of time. For example, buy a mobile phone.

It turned out that Su Dongpo had saved a lot of money in the past three years in college, most of which was earned from playing games online, about 8,000, Su Dongpo and Yang Sisi inadvertently revealed this matter when they chatted, so Yang Sisi agreed to be Su Dongpo's girlfriend, and then broke up with him after Su Dongpo ran out of money.

Zhang Xiaojun and I rushed to the school to find Su Dongpo, who was drunk in the dormitory, and smiled helplessly, Zhang Xiaojun said to me: "Fourth, do you say that I should call a technician to break this kid, maybe he will get out of the trough." ”

I rubbed my chin and said, "You can consider it." ”

Su Dongpo raised the second pot head and said to us: "Drink, drink with an open stomach." ”

The two of us said in unison, "Forget it, let's let him fend for himself." ”

What surprised the two of us was that after Su Dongpo drank a meal, he was like a person who had nothing to do, sitting in the bedroom and starting to play LOL, very chic, killing super gods all the way. Zhang Xiaojun and I were very surprised, because Su Dongpo didn't play LOL before, only played DOTA, how can he play LOL now?

But soon we learned that Yang Sisi likes to play LOL, and Zhang Xiaojun and I gave him a punch and said, "I don't have anything to do with you, it turns out that you are still thinking about her." ”

Su Dongpo glanced at the two of us and said, "Mao, I'm not worried about it, what can I explain by playing a game." ”

I deliberately embarrassed him and said, "Then what does it mean that you posted photos of the two of you with us before?" Second, if you like Yang Sisi, the two of us can help you get her to bed, believe it or not? ”

Su Dongpo stood up and said with a cold face: "What can it mean?" can't explain anything, at most it can only show that she is a master who recognizes money and doesn't recognize people, so I'm not rare for her, love or not, don't worry, I can't die,, from childhood to adulthood, the number of times I have been rejected by women adds up to 100 million times the total population on the planet divided by 100 million. ”

"Forehead...... "Zhang Xiaojun and I were speechless, and looked at Su Dongpo back and forth, only to find that she was indeed fine, and we were relieved.

Both of us scratched our heads, thinking that Su Dongpo, who usually looked the most embarrassed, was calmer than the two of us after encountering a broken love. We were a little puzzled, but soon Zhang Xiaojun and I put this issue aside, and the two of us discussed it and decided to pull him to drink, but when we arrived at the wine table, he was still so calm and relaxed, and we were relieved.

The three of us drank a little, and then we were ready to go back to school, but as soon as we arrived at the school gate, Su Dongpo was stunned, we followed his gaze and saw Yang Sisi standing at the school gate, and after a while, a very handsome man walked out, seeing this scene, I don't know what to say. Zhang Xiaojun said: "Damn, isn't this man Feng Lei?" ”