"It is as if the bridegroom put on a crown, and like a bride with a bride adorned." —Old Testament. Prophets. Isaiah 61–10

Forbidden fruit, not to be eaten.

—Book VIII, Living Together in the Garden of Eden.

It's incredible, it's all as if it's a dream. Xia Wanyu and I privately held a wedding in front of the gods, a wedding for the two of us. She was my bride, I held her, kissed her lips, put my tongue into her mouth, gently bit her tongue, and swallowed the liquid in her mouth.

Xia Wanyu silently put the phone in her pocket and didn't say anything to me about the phone.

I let go of her, looked at her ruddy-faced, and said to her, "Are you my bride?" ”

"Well, yes." Xia Wanyu's jaw.

……

Everything was as dreamy as in the movie, we went home together, and we didn't tell anyone. We were lying on the bed, and I kissed Xia Wanyu. This time, there was no sin or pain in my heart, only pleasure that filled my heart. Xia Wanyu hugged me and snuggled up to me, stopping me from further action, and she said to me, "Hao Ren, I really got you." ”

I don't understand what she meant.

But she said to me, "Sleep, I'm tired." ”

I hugged Xia Wanyu, lay on the bed, closed my eyes and soon fell asleep, having a very pleasant dream. I don't know what to say, Xia Wanyu didn't sleep all night, she was lying in my arms, and her heart was full of deep sins. Sun Xiaoqing's phone call alerted her and alerted her.

When the sky was slightly bright, Xia Wanyu closed her eyes and said silently: "I'm sorry, Sun Xiaoqing." ”

……

Xia Wanyu and I were together again like this, and neither of us told us about the declaration we made that night in front of God. She put the dogtail ring in a box, and I thought about buying her a new one, but she didn't want it. She said that dogtail grass is good. I told her that the dogtail grass would wither, and Xia Wanyu searched Baidu, took the box containing the dogtail ring to the ice cellar, and put it in. He said to me proudly, "At minus 40 degrees Celsius, it won't wither." ”

She insisted on doing so, and I had to say nothing.

Both of us were hiding that the two of us were secretly holding our wedding in front of God, but the ring on my finger revealed everything. The first person to find out that I was wearing a wedding ring on my hand was Zhang Ling, Zhang Ling was eating mangoes that day, watching Hunan Satellite TV's happy base camp while eating, He Jiong's duck voice on TV was talking to Yang Mi's stinky feet, Zhang Ling said in amazement: "Stinky feet, smelly feet." These are clearly two words. ”

I sat on the side, Xia Wanyu sat next to me, took the grapes, peeled them, and fed them to me. As soon as Xia Wanyu fed a grape to my mouth, I heard Zhang Ling say this. I couldn't help but ask, "What's the difference between stinky feet and smelly feet?" ”

Zhang Ling cleared her throat and said: "Foot odor, which means sweaty feet, Hong Kong feet, describes people's feet more unpleasant." Stinky feet also contain the meaning of foot odor, but the deeper meaning is to describe a person's inferior level. ”

I raised my hand and scratched my head, a little speechless by Zhang Ling's logic.

As a result, when I was scratching my head, Zhang Ling suddenly shouted, "Don't move. ”

I was stunned at the same time, Zhang Ling quickly ran to my side, grabbed my hand, saw the platinum ring on my hand, and took the ring off in amazement, and took it to the table lamp to reflect the lamp. Then he said loudly: "Wedding ring, Hao Ren, Nong is married again?" I remember that when Nong and Sister Sun got married, they didn't wear this ring. ”

Zhang Ling's excited Shanghainese dialect popped out, and I scratched my head a little shyly, not knowing how to explain it. looked at Xia Wanyu beside me, Xia Wanyu pinched my waist, and I said, "It's nothing, your Aunt Xia gave it to me." ”

"Wait a minute." Zhang Ling shouted.

Then ran upstairs, found a magnifying glass, put the ring under the lamp, and used the magnifying glass to shine on the inner circle of the ring and found a name, Zhang Ling read it out word by word: "Xia Wanyu." ”

Seeing this, Zhang Ling smiled and said: "Wearing a ring on the ring finger means that you are married." Legend has it that there is a large artery connected to the heart on the ring finger, and you can keep your lover's heart by putting a ring over your loved one's ring finger. After speaking, Zhang Ling said with jealousy: "I wouldn't give the watch if I knew it, alas." Xia Wanyu blushed, and Zhang Ling returned the ring to me and said, "Oh, give it back to you." ”

I hurriedly took the ring, but the next day, Zhang Ling's big mouth publicized the fact that I was wearing a ring engraved with Xia Wanyu's name on my ring finger. In less than a day, everyone knew the truth. Even Su Dongpo, who was on a mission in the Sahara Desert in Africa, called me and said, "Fourth, congratulations, I married another room." Tsk, brother, I envy you. You ask your younger siblings if you have any younger siblings or something, and we don't dislike them if you have a sister. If you can't do it, just cousin, cousin, cousin or something, if you have one, give us a whole one. ”

"Get out into the cosmic black hole." I decisively scolded him and told him that your brother and sister don't have cousins, cousins, cousins. I don't have a sister or a sister, I have a younger brother, I don't know if you want it. As a result, Su Dongpo drooled and said: "Okay, my brother is okay, when I go back, you will introduce my younger brother and sister's brother to me." Fourth, I know the way, you know me best. ”

"Don't answer me, I want to throw up." I said helplessly.

The calls were non-stop, and they were basically all congratulatory.

I can't help but admire Zhang Ling's means to transmit information to the Sahara Desert, and I am afraid she is also the only one in this world.

But it was my parents who were the first to tell me about these things, and one night my mother called me into my room when it came to light. My father was standing in front of the window with a cigarette between his fingers. Mother said earnestly: "Hao Ren, Xiao Xia also told us, you are so old, you can do whatever you want, and your parents will not force you." But my parents hope that if Sun Xiaoqing comes back one day, you ask her to go and see the two of us, we want to meet Ben Ben, after all, he is our first grandson. ”

"Eh, I know it." I promised to come down.

Mother said: "What are you going to do, your father and I didn't participate, I chatted with Xiaoxia in the afternoon, she helped us book tickets back to our hometown, and your father and I took the train to Luoyang." You don't have to worry about us, you don't go to see us off tomorrow, we'll let Lingling drive there. After being here for so long, I feel that Lingling is a good girl, and her waist is not bad. ”

I kept my head down and didn't speak, but my mother wanted to speak.

The father snuffed out the cigarette butt and said angrily, "Okay, the child himself is embarrassed, you are grinding and chirping." Almost thirty years old, do you want to hold it in your hands for the rest of your life? ”

My mother lowered her head and touched the corners of her eyes, and said to me with a smile: "Go back to sleep, and have a child with Xiao Xia as soon as possible." ”

[At the beginning of the eight volumes, order the flowers and ask for them. The next chapter will come soon. 】