After a little more rest in the clubhouse, the two of us thought about going out for a meal and a couple of drinks. So we got dressed and went downstairs to the lobby to settle the bill. Su Dongpo invited me, and naturally he settled the bill.

As a result, the bill came out, three thousand seven.

Su Dongpo was suddenly frightened, and I was also shocked.

We took a shower and had a massage. And it's not a se-love massage, it's just an ordinary Chinese medicine massage. It turned out to be three thousand seven? By the way, we also had a cup of tea. Even if the tea is expensive, it can't be three thousand seven. I took the bill and looked at it, and I found a compensation fee on it, which alone amounted to two thousand seven.

Su Dongpo and I frowned and asked the little sister at the front desk, "What did we break?" They even demanded compensation from us. ”

The little girl at the front desk had a freckled face, small eyes into a slit, and melon seeds in her mouth, slanted at us, impatiently picked up the walkie-talkie, and notified the waiter upstairs to come down and ask. A tall and thin waiter came down from upstairs, came to us with a smile, and asked, "Brother, what's the matter?" ”

We put the bill on the table and said, "What's this compensation?" ”

"Oh, the compensation fee?" The waiter pretended not to know and said, "Brother, I'm really sorry, I don't know what's going on, or I'll call our manager over." ”

Su Dongpo and I glanced at each other, and we both felt that there was fraud in this.

The waiter called his manager, a man in trousers and a shirt. As soon as the man heard us ask for the bill, he immediately led us upstairs to find the logistics department, and he was very enthusiastic and pretended that he didn't understand anything. We followed them to the logistics department, and a little sister came over to look at the bill, and said a little embarrassed: "Brother, are you going to have tea?" ”

"Yes." The two of us nodded.

The little sister said with a smile: "Brother, you seem to have broken one of our teacups, our teacup is a tribute from Jingdezhen, more than 10,000 sets, specially bought to entertain VIPs." Eh, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. Brother, but since you're here to play, we can't trick you not, so be it. I'll discuss with the finance department and ask them to remove the odds for you, and we'll only pay 3,000 percent. ”

When I got here, Su Dongpo and I looked at each other and smiled. Affectionately, they slaughtered the two of us as outsiders, Su Dongpo said with a cruel smile: "Take a bath for more than 3,000, which is more expensive than grass B, you really think that you are here in Jintang Yuchi." ”

The little sister still smiled like a flower and said, "Brother, look at what you said about this, isn't it that you broke the teacup all the time, or I will bring the teacup for you to see." ”

I joked, "How do I feel that we didn't break the teacup?" ”

The little sister smiled, and said with a somewhat sly face: "Will I lie to you?" ”

The little sister put away her smile, and the manager hid aside. The door was pushed open, and a man with a black face walked in. The black-faced man is more than 1.9 meters tall and very burly. The man walked in, grinned, and said with some amusement, "Who wants to see the broken teacup?" ”

Su Dongpo and I met each other, and Su Dongpo whispered: "They are wrong." ”

I nodded and said, "Indeed." ”

Su Dongpo walked in front of the black-faced man with a smile and said, "Lao Tzu wants to see it, what's wrong?" ”

The black-faced man didn't seem to be good, and he didn't talk nonsense, so he hit Su Dongpo with a punch. Su Dongpo was a head shorter than the black-faced man, but he was not stunned at all, and reached out and grabbed the man's fist. A finger poked on the man's wrist, and the man's wrist loosened. Su Dongpo kicked the man's calf, the man was unstable, Su Dongpo reflexively dragged the man's arm to his back, and suddenly forced, and he directly came to a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, throwing the man out of the box four or five meters away.

Loosening his muscles, Su Dongpo looked around and said, "You guys can't come yet." ”

Neither the younger sister nor the manager dared to speak, and Su Dongpo said to me in a chic manner: "Go." ”

After saying that, take me and hurry downstairs.

Downstairs in the hall, a dozen men stood in the hall with knives in their hands. Looking at the two of us with fierce eyes, Su Dongpo stood in front, took out a heavy military pistol from his waist, clicked on it, and gave the lobby manager a shuttle in the leg. The guns were moved, and everyone was startled. Su Dongpo said coaxingly: "TM should be careful with Lao Tzu, if you accidentally take your life, then you will be embarrassed." ”

A group of people looked at Su Dongpo timidly, and the lobby manager fell in a pool of blood, covering his legs. The little girl at the front desk hid behind the counter, and she didn't dare to swallow the melon seeds. Su Dongpo was shocked by a group of people and took me out of the club. Shrugged his shoulders and said very gloomily: "MD, you can encounter so many things in a shower." ”

I smiled helplessly and said, "Don't pretend to be forced, you are a special soldier, bullying others is not like playing, you have to be so exaggerated and helpless." ”

Su Dongpo smiled shyly, the two of us found a night market, sat down and got two bottles of wine, and drank a few dishes. Chatting and farting, just like a bear when I used to go to school. Su Dongpo drank too much and threw up under the table, I didn't get any better, I have to leave tomorrow, and there is nothing to do tonight. I drank too much and drank until eleven o'clock. The two of us just burped and stood up, and we drank too much, and we didn't dare to drive, so we found a nearby hotel, opened two rooms and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, I had a splitting headache and drank some white porridge in the hotel to feel better.

We went back to the parking lot near the night market to drive the jeep, only to find that the car had become a pile of rubble, smashed to pieces, as if it had been demolished. Su Dongpo and I looked at each other, Su Dongpo scratched his head and scolded: "MD, those grandsons are right with me." ”

I reluctantly said, "What should I do?" ”

Su Dongpo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Cold salad, the car is not mine, it belongs to the compound of the provincial military district." ”

“…… Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. "I play with taste.

Su Dongpo grinned, rubbed his chin and smiled, "A Jeep, guess what can you change to?" ”

"Wrangler." I said casually.

Su Dongpo snapped his fingers, stopped a taxi and said, "Let's go, don't talk about this, you don't want to leave today, I'll see you off." ”

As soon as we were about to take the car, Su Dongpo's mobile phone rang, his face was a little embarrassed, I smiled and said, "I'd better go by myself, you go and ask for your Wrangler yourself." ”

Su Dongpo nodded, didn't speak, listened to the reprimand on the phone, put me in the taxi and hurriedly took another car to leave.

……

I didn't expect to meet Su Dongpo when I came to Jinan, but now it seems that this guy is afraid that he will get into trouble again. When I left, Jiang Xiao came to drive, I sat in the co-pilot, and Qingyu sat in the back. Her eyes were red, and Jiang Xiao comforted her: "Don't be sad, my sister will definitely help you take care of your father." ”

Qingyu whispered: "Xie Luxie." ”

PS: Today's three more are sent, and the visual inspection is not changed. I'm so sleepy and tired, I broke my promise yesterday, so let's find a chance to add more.