I looked at this message in a bit of surprise and didn't reply to the message, but just made a phone call. Su Dongpo answered the phone, and I asked in surprise: "Are you coming to Shanghai?" ”

Su Dongpo's hearty laughter came from the other end of the phone: "What's wrong?" No, I can't. ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "I just can't figure out what you're doing in Shanghai." ”

"Alright, don't talk nonsense. I'm at Hongqiao Airport, and the poor don't even have the money to take a taxi, so come over quickly. ”

"......" I was speechless, so I could only hang up the phone and leave the company and rush to Hongqiao Airport. Fortunately, Qingyu's company is quite close to Hongqiao, and I drove there for more than an hour. I called him and he said it was at the exit. I drove over and saw a fat man squatting on the ground with a cigarette in his hand and a bitter face. Dressed in Adidas, fat like a panda. Looking at it from afar, this item seems a little lost.

I drove up to him, got out of the car, looked at him and asked, "Look at your bear-like look, again?" ”

Su Dongpo stood up, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, rubbed his temples and said, "Don't mention it, this time brother, I caused a big trouble, and I came to Shanghai to find you to relax." ”

"What's going on?" I asked, frowning, my gut telling me that he must be in a lot of trouble this time.

Su Dongpo pulled the car door and sat in the co-pilot, and I also sat in the driver's seat to start the car. While rushing to the city, Su Dongpo said to me: "When I was about to graduate, I almost started to be a soldier. Up to now, there have been almost four or five years of soldiers, from the first pig feeders, to the later special forces, and they have also carried out so many missions. It wasn't until two days ago that my brother had just been promoted to lieutenant. Captain, awesome. Hehe, but when I became a captain, I didn't find out that the officer who was in charge of me was younger than me. After careful inquiry, I learned that Lao Tzu was the commander of the military region. This kid was quite rampant, and he fought with me, and I beat him up, and then carried a punishment. As you know, cadres are punished the same as soldiers. They told me to suspend myself first and to supervise me, and I thought about what the hell the inspector was going to do, so I wrote a discharge letter to the commander and left the army in the middle of the night. ”

I froze in place and didn't speak. Su Dongpo touched his nose, and said with tears in his eyes: "Lao Tzu has been in the army for several years, but I didn't expect that when I left, I would be like a thief." It's nonsense to think about it, my brother has no money and no power, and I don't want to go back to count on my son, so I can only come to Shanghai to find you, if you don't arrange for my brother and me to fly together, my brother is not finished with you. ”

I didn't expect it to be like this, after listening to Su Dongpo. I am also a little at a loss, Su Dongpo seems to be coarse, but there is a fine in the thick. It's certainly not that simple. The guy he hit was a colonel, if I guessed correctly, a colonel. And the woman Gao Yuanyuan, whom Su Dongpo has always liked, seems to be a colonel. Thinking about it like this, I can't help but think of Gao Yuanyuan.

I'm afraid this matter has something to do with her.

However, judging from the current situation, Su Dongpo may not meet the army again. It's okay if you don't go back, the army is too senior. If you don't stay up to dozens of years old, it will be difficult to rise. Although Su Dongpo's family has a relationship, his family is engaged in black business, and no matter how big his face is, he can't manage the army.

I grinned, didn't comfort him, and continued to taunt him: "Yes, I already knew that you were not a soldier. It's okay to come back, and you won't be allowed to spend all your time drinking here? I'll arrange it for you, find you two or three chicks, take a bath and soak in the hot springs. ”

Su Dongpo smiled and said, "Get it cleaner, if you dare to get me an aunt in the dormitory, be careful that I cut you to death." ”

I was stunned and said to Su Dongpo: "Aunt Su Guan died in November last year. ”

Su Dongpo's pupils shrank, and he asked me in shock: "The one downstairs in our bedroom back then?" ”

I nodded and said, "Yes! Guoqing told me that he was in Shanghai at the time and heard the news by chance. ”

Su Dongpo's expression was a little helpless, and he couldn't see what he meant. Back then, we used to make jokes about that aunt, but only a few years have passed, and people are no more. Thinking about it, I can't help but sigh that time flies quite quickly. But we two bastards aren't going to be sad, she's dead and we don't care. So, I immediately called Wu Xinyu, who was drinking tea with my girlfriend in a club. Ask her to prepare two clean chicks for me at night, the kind that will come to work.

Wu Xinyu has a lot of resources on hand, all kinds of big girls and tender. There must be hundreds of them. Wu Xinyu heard that I was looking for a big girl and a tender. Mo immediately said, "Boss, look at how I am, why don't I serve you tonight?" A change of taste for you? You can rest assured, although we have experienced less kung fu in bed, we dare to innovate, our bodies are soft, and we can put any position. ”

I said silently: "If you are not afraid that the other party is a big fat man like a panda, and directly press you on the bed, you can come over." ”

Wu Xinyu rolled her eyes excitedly and said, "I said it wasn't you, I'll find you what you want." ”

I turned my head to look at Su Dongpo, and said with a smile: "Mature, with a queen's style, I like to be passive." ”

Me: "......"

I threw the phone to him and said, "Say it yourself." ”

Su Dongpo hugged the phone and said, "Hey, sister! I'm Xiao Su. - That Hao Ren is my brother. - Ah, you let me say, how embarrassed am I. - I like to be young and a little mature, preferably a queen, and even better if it's cold. In addition, I like to be passive, you find someone who is good at waist kung fu. - How much do I weigh? - Sister, don't worry, don't listen to that guy's nonsense, I have a very normal figure, a strong body, and a strong force, I will definitely be able to serve my sister's sister. ”

Su Dongpo's words came to an abrupt end here, he handed me the phone, and said in surprise: "She hung up." ”

"People are scared of you." I teased him.

I took this guy to find a hot spring hotel, and after the two of us had eaten and soaked in the hot spring, Wu Xinyu found two tender. The model came over, and they were all white-skinned and beautiful beauties. Dressed very fashionably, wearing a big sunglasses, suddenly looked at it, and thought it was a star. They were not shy, because Wu Xinyu had exaggerated Su Dongpo's appearance with them, so after they saw that Su Dongpo himself was very strong, they also showed a very happy smile. I paid for Su Dongpo's room, left my credit card with him, and left the hot spring hotel.

Su Dongpo said that I should come over to pick him up the next night, but I didn't think much about it. I went back to the company and continued to be busy, and the next day coincided with my mother's desire to do activities, and I didn't remember Su Dongpo all day. In the evening, after having dinner with Xia Wanyu. I just remembered that Su Dongpo was in the hotel, so I hurriedly drove over. After knocking on the door of the hotel room, there was no imaginary ** scene in the room, but Su Dongpo was standing alone in front of the hotel window and smoking. It seems a little deserted.

I looked over the bed and saw that the two women were sleeping on the bed, exhausted, with several sets of condoms thrown out of the trash can next to them. When Su Dongpo saw me coming, he stretched his waist and said, "Brother, I have saved the essence of so many years in the army, and I gave it all to these two sisters." The tall one is called Gege, and the low one is called Yunyun. Brother, my goal of building a huge harem starts with the two of them. ”

"Are you sure?" I asked him with a frown.

He smiled wisely and said, "I'm not sure about Mao, although their experiences are not very examined, but you still expect to marry a daughter-in-law and marry a young child these years?" I don't dream, I can it. ”

"It's rude." I say.

Su Dongpo smiled, and I said again: "You didn't toss them a little last night, right?" ”

Su Dongpo touched his nose and said embarrassedly, "They just fell asleep." ”

"......" I was speechless, I don't know if this kid is lying, but looking at the tiredness of those two girls, it is estimated that they are not lightly tired. When it comes to playing a big harem, Su Dongpo really has this ability. He is the prince of the Northeast, such a well-known name, I am afraid that there is no tenderness. Upside down? He was willing to do it, and I don't have much to say. This thing used to hide in the bathroom every day and masturbate, and in the army for two years, it is estimated that he will soon change his sexual orientation. Now suddenly free and easy, don't you want the wind to be the wind and the rain?

In the evening, we had a drink together and talked about how to hunt for beauty for a night. In the end, I came to a conclusion that women who can play with money can't do it. If you want to play the harem, the highest level is to find the kind of woman who can play without spending money. For example, a young woman from a good family, a single mother. This is Su Dongpo's favorite, in Su Dongpo's words, this kind of woman is mature. The age is too young, the chest is with a lettuce, and it feels awkward to the touch. I don't dare to agree with his statement, because there are also a lot of little Loli with a childlike face and big breasts.

When I said this, Su Dongpo's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "Let's go, come with me to the high school campus to have a look." ”

"Uncle Cao, do you really want to go?" I looked at him in shock and asked.

This guy smiled and said: "You're right, or my taste is too low, soak MM, and if you don't soak in school, it's a little too unpursued." ”

I was very helpless, but this goods from this day on. Every day, I walked back and forth to several high schools in Shanghai. After that, he came to the conclusion that there were two kinds of girls in the special high school. One is the kind that has a very poor family background but looks very ugly. The second type is those with superior family background and average appearance. The schools that are a little less so-do are very average. In another school, Su Dongpo almost didn't use the campus as a massage parlor when he entered. There are all kinds of short skirts, black stockings, and high heels. He even saw two little lovers who were secretly doing that behind the school building. As for what technical secondary school, Su Dongpo went in to take a look, either it was a non-mainstream with hair that was weirder than that of Squidward, or it was a special soil fat round. Occasionally, there are a few watery spirits, but that's limited to the eyes, and the face is full of pockmarks. Su Dongpo couldn't look down on the kind of heavy makeup, and Su Dongpo couldn't help but wonder. Is there no MM with big breasts in high school these years?

I'm also a soldier king, is he so depressed after returning to the city? In some novels, people like themselves are all crazy and cool cocks to blow up the sky, fighting high-ranking government officials and fighting village officials and underworld brothers. Whether it's a genius Lori, or a daughter of a huge rich, even if it's the child of a high-ranking official, it's all secretly in love with you. But in the face of reality, Su Dongpo can only rely on me to play a few tender things that can be for money. Model.

Su Dongpo played in Shanghai for a week, during which his unit contacted him several times, but he was determined not to go, and those people couldn't do anything about him. Just a week later, Su Dongpo was preparing to go to Hong Kong to ask Zhang Xiaojun to take him to Dongguan to play the dragon and phoenix, or to play a few real stars in Hong Kong. It was at this time that news suddenly came from the Northeast that Su Ye, the king of the Northeast, was imprisoned, and his black property was exposed.