In the movie "Forrest Gump", the fool Forrest Gump said: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next piece will taste like.

Actually, my life is not like this. From the mountains to the city, I went through the harshest examination in the world. From the city to success, I don't know how many ups and downs I have experienced. But now, although I am beautiful on the surface, on the inside, I am ruined. Without Xia Wanyu and my relationships, I am still a dispensable loser.

In reality, I don't know about Sun Xiaoqing's return this time. If I knew the truth, I think maybe I would have left Xia Wanyu ruthlessly and went to Italy with Sun Xiaoqing. To be a loser in life, to live a simple life with her. But none of this is reality.

I am still like the feather in "Forrest Gump", drifting between heaven and earth. After going through the ups and downs of life, maybe I can find my final destination.

In fact, I know that Sun Xiaoqing didn't even meet me at the airport. Even when I was in Shanghai, she wouldn't see me.

Never!

……

Su Dongpo is always a slut, and I was once conquered by the 'chocolate' line in Forrest Gump's biography. But this slut retorted to me: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if you can taste shit in the next piece." ”

After I left, the guy got a taste of shit-like chocolate.

At that time, Su Dongpo came out of the airport, and as soon as he arrived at the parking lot, he found that his car was being towed away by a group of policemen. Su Dongpo was shocked at the time, this car is a privileged car, although it is a retired old leader, but in the capital, an Audi A6 that can enter and exit the Great Hall of the People is definitely a symbol of status. Could it be that this group of policemen ate the ambitious leopard and dared to tow his car?

Of course, the most important thing is that he rented the car, which if the police towed it.

He's going to have to lose money!

Su Dongpo immediately rushed forward, and shouted with a mighty and domineering cool cock: "Stop." ”

Outcome......

As a result, he took a ticket of 2,000 yuan from the police, and the police did not say a reason, so he dropped the ticket and told him to pay the money quickly, otherwise the car would not be returned to him. Su Dongpo was both bitter and depressed, what he didn't expect was that he followed the police to the traffic management bureau to pay a ticket, and was ordered to pay a fee of about 100,000 yuan for not knowing the name of Lu Dao. At that time, Su Dongpo was depressed, you guys play with me. I didn't commit anything, so you blackmailed me for 100,000 yuan.

I'm crazy about money.

Su Dongpo roared angrily: "Don't scream, Lao Tzu will definitely not scream." ”

He made a lot of noise, and the people of the traffic police team ignored him. He roared for a while, feeling irritated. I'm going to find someone to keep a whole few of these policemen and let them look down on people.

Outcome......

All right. As a result, he made dozens of phone calls, and finally found a captain of the traffic team who was considered a leader, and the captain did not give him face and returned his car to him. Instead, he said something meaningful: "Have you done something in the past two days?" Think about which big man you've offended. ”

A sentence woke up the person in the dream, Su Dongpo rubbed his chin and thought. He has offended a lot of people in the past few days, but there are really only two who can tow the truck through official means. And it was on the border of the capital, Su Dongpo thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand who it was.

Could it be the gang that made up his father?

Impossible!

It makes no sense for them to drag their own cars, and they are ready to sit down and negotiate with them. At this time, it is really a bit inferior.

Suddenly, Su Dongpo remembered a burgundy lip, and he shouted angrily and helplessly: "It must be her." ”

"Shen Ruifen." Su Dongpo finally remembered the name.

He hurried back to his hotel room and rummaged through the cabinets to find the business card. Then he scolded and said, "Damn, it must be this." ”

As soon as the words came out, Su Dongpo couldn't help but think a little. Could it be that this girl is a big man with hands and eyes? If so, it's a bit of a surprise. If you meet a random person, is it a big person? Then this capital city can still live, go out and buy a fritter and you can meet the son of the third director. But his car was indeed towed, this is not his own car after all, if he really can't get it, he will have to pay millions of dollars at least.

Suspicious, he contacted the woman.

As soon as the phone was connected, I heard the woman's cold voice: "Hey." ”

"I'm the owner of the Audi." Su Dongpo said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the woman named Shen Ruifen on the business card said: "The traffic police have notified you, you can take the car after paying 100,000 yuan, don't call me." By the way, if you pay one day late, you will pay an extra thousand yuan for parking. ”

After saying that, the phone was disconnected.

Su Dongpo froze in place and scolded angrily: "I'll grass you." ”

Immediately, he thought about that cold face, and couldn't help but say with some interest: "Just like you bear, lying on the bed is just a piece of meat, and the grass is not happy." ”

Although he scolded with pleasure, he still had to pay the 100,000 yuan.

After paying the money and getting the car back, Su Dongpo also tasted a piece of shit-flavored chocolate.

The car was returned, and the house was returned.

Diaosipo was reluctant to buy a plane ticket and drive back to the Northeast by himself, but bought a train ticket to Dalian. Sitting on the train, smelling the smell of stinky feet in the carriage, I went back to the Northeast. In his words, driving back and forth these days is the equivalent of flying a plane. Of course, I don't know if he's sick in the head. His car is in the parking lot, and the parking fee is 100 yuan a day, and the gas cost is a few hundred at a time, and I don't know which one is more expensive.

Of course, if that parking space is his, it is indeed cheaper to take the train.

……

If you let Su Dongpo think for himself. When he returned to the Northeast this time, the scene must be as mentioned in Uncle Benshan's sketch, with gongs and drums, firecrackers, crowds, and red flags. After all, he has done a big thing. Outcome......

When he arrived at the Dalian Railway Station, he decisively ate another piece of shit chocolate.

When I got out of the train station, I didn't even see a hairy figure.

He called Xiao Guo'er and asked Xiao Guo'er to send a car. As a result, Xiaoguoer said that she was not available, and Su Dongpo wondered, how could the old girl who was usually obedient to herself not be available? He was angry and scolded a bunch of bastards. But he still had to go out of the train station with his luggage and take the car home, no matter where the train station was, it was a mixed bag. As soon as he walked out of the train station, he was confronted by a man with glasses, and before he could speak, the man made him lose money.

And there were also a few tall Northeast gentlemen around him, all shouting loudly to lose money.

Touch porcelain!

This was Su Dongpo's first reaction, but what made him feel aggrieved. This group of people are all tall and big, and they all seem to be practicing people. The most important thing is that there are many families, more than a dozen people. Even though he was a special soldier, he didn't have a gun. Even if he is powerful, he can't stand the many people. A scene like that of a dozen people fighting more than a dozen times is estimated to only appear in movies and novels.

There is no way, Tuhao Po can only eat another piece of shit chocolate.

lost 500 yuan.

Then he tried to take a black car home at the train station cheaply, but after arriving at the door, he was blackmailed by the black car driver for dozens of yuan. Su Dongpo said that the black car driver had a big waist and a round waist, and he was at least 1.90 meters tall. The muscles are strong and the body is very large. It is estimated that with one punch, he can smash a deep pit in his head. He was very hard to give the money to the black car driver, and smiled shyly and said, "Brother, you are really kind." ”

Finally arrived home, Su Dongpo had mixed feelings.

It turns out that bigger shit chocolates are still waiting for him to eat.

He entered the mountain gate, thinking that a car would take him up. After all, it takes several kilometers to walk up the mountain, which is a bit far. It turned out to be the same as at the train station, and no one was available. Su Dongpo scolded angrily, and then walked to the mountain by himself.

When he arrived at the mountain, Su Dongpo burst into tears.

I thought that these people can really make the whole scene, mom and sister, I love you.

I saw a red carpet in front of him, and then in the distance was the scene of a grand banquet. In the hall of the house, there is a lot of fragrant food. Ji Youmei and Xiao Guoer are wearing a long skirt, Ji Youmei is beautiful and attractive, and Xiao Guoer is pure and cute. This guy suddenly had no complaints, first bitter and then sweet. It seems that my mother and sister also know that they are working very hard outside.

Su Dongpo secretly wiped the Xiang from the corner of his eye, strode up the meteor, and prepared to become the CEO and walk to the pinnacle of his life.

Outcome......

He devoured a box of shit-flavored chocolates.

There was no applause and champagne in the original imagination, only he walked into the hall alone, and then no one paid attention to him. He secretly scolded Nima, didn't he welcome Lao Tzu? What he didn't expect was that at this time, a woman in a big red dress came down from upstairs, Su Dongpo looked at it and was shocked, what the hell is going on?

I saw that coming down from upstairs was Shen Ruifen, the woman who made him lose money yesterday.

As Shen Ruifen walked down from the upper floor, a group of people applauded and cheered, and the champagne opened bottle after bottle. Xiao Guo'er walked up cordially and said, "Sister Shen is not tired. ”

"Nima, ignore Lao Tzu again." Su Dongpo curled up on the ground in the corner, and cursed Shen Ruifen in a vicious circle.

The banquet continued, and after Ji Youmei saw Su Dongpo coming back, she just said lightly: "I'm back." ”

He said, "Hmm." ”

Then his mother ignored him, and Xiao Guo'er was by Shen Ruifen's side the whole time. Su Dongpo cursed this beautiful girl very bitterly, since she could come to her house, she also lost money for Mao. Grass!

The people who came to the banquet were all celebrities from Dalian and the senior leaders of Su's enterprises, and Su Dongpo didn't know these people, and Su Dongpo didn't want to know them. He is just depressed about what happened to him today, these grandsons are simply too annoying. The banquet continued to go down, and Su Dongpo ate delicious food one bite at a time, but no matter how he ate it, it felt so much like shit-flavored chocolate.

waited until the end of the banquet until the end of the banquet, Ji Youmei took Shen Ruifen to publicly introduce: "This is our Dongpo's fiancée, Shen Ruifen." ”

Fiancee?

Depend on! Depend on! Depend on!

Su Dongpo was shocked, when should he marry his daughter-in-law?

At the banquet, Shen Ruifen began to say hello to everyone, but Su Dongpo had no intention of listening, he just wanted to know now, when will this woman become his fiancée?