"Fuck your uncle." I gave Su Dongpo a punch, clicked on the Ninety-Five Supreme and asked, "Didn't you marry a daughter-in-law?" Isn't Shen Ruifen going to have sex with you? ”

"Not really." Su Dongpo sighed and said, "Rui Fen is willing to have sex with me, and he is also willing to have sex with me in bed." ”

"Then you still need a hairy double fly." I spat out a smoke ring and despised him.

"You don't understand." Su Dongpo said melancholy, extinguished the cigarette butt in the car ashtray, looked at me with a blank eye and complained: "Ruifen is good!" But it was a little too cold in bed, and I lay there motionless. What I let her do, what do she! From the beginning to the end, she asked me the last, come out? Do you think this ordinary person can stand it? Lately, I've felt a little cold, and I'm not sexually interested in her at all. ”

"......" I laughed a little gloatingly.

Su Dongpo was a little embarrassed, put on his glasses again and said: "I can't find sexual interest in that matter, so I spend money wildly and use credit card bills to stimulate my adrenal glands, otherwise I wouldn't dare to spend money on so many luxury goods with my dick." ”

"......" I punched him and said, "Can't you just be a little good?" ”

"My destiny is, big guy, you can find me a double fly! I didn't dare to find it myself, if she knew the truth, it would have to cut my life. But if you take me, she won't dare say anything. I can say I don't want to, but you have to take me. If I don't go, you'll kill me. Su Dongpo looked at me pitifully and said.

"Your uncle!" I scolded him: "Lao Tzu didn't kill you, Lao Tzu castrated you, and let you have a lot of things." ”

Su Dongpo smiled shyly, with a harmless shyness.

As I expected, Concubine Jia Zheng really persuaded Zhang's father and mother, who were very opposed to Zhang Xiaojun's divorce. When the two of them came down from the upper floor, Concubine Jia Zheng had a happy smile on her face, and her face was still flushed. And Zhang Xiaojun lowered his head, a little embarrassed. It can be seen that not only his parents were convinced, but he himself was probably conquered again by Concubine Jia Zheng. After the two of them got into the car, Su Dongpo said with a big grin: "Brother and sister! What did you say to my third brother above? It's only been a while, my third brother finally came back once, don't you spend time with your parents? ”

"Grass, can you speak human language?" Zhang Xiaojun saw that Su Dongpo was holding on to his big position, and scolded him mercilessly.

Jia Zhengfei covered her mouth and snickered and said, "We told our parents that we would come back to sleep at night." ”

After saying this, Concubine Jia Zheng changed the topic and asked me: "Hao Ren." When we come to Shanghai, don't you mean to take us to eat a delicious meal? ”

"Let's go!" I turned the wheel and drove the car away from the neighborhood of Zhang Xiaojun's parents.

……

I didn't take them to any big hotel, but took them to the newly opened Mama-style flagship store in Fudi Garden to eat soup dumplings. The three of them have more places to run from south to north, and their eating tastes are more neutral. I asked for a bunch of soup dumplings of various flavors, and it was a bit exaggerated to say that I was full of praise when I ate them, but it was still good to say that they tasted good. Jia Zhengfei took a bite of the soup bag, chewed the soup bag in her mouth and said: "People take food as the sky, and when they open a restaurant to do catering, the first thing is to make things delicious, and then the packaging brand." If 10 is a perfect score, they give a maximum of 8 points for the bun here. ”

"And what about the remaining two points?" Ma Xiaodan walked over from behind and asked.

She happened to be passing by the shop and heard that we were after dinner, so she walked in, and she happened to hear this sentence.

Concubine Jia Zheng finished eating the soup bag that she had bitten into, and said: "The current Tianjin Dog Buli only has seven points, and I can give you eight points, which means that you are really doing a good job in this soup bag." As for the nine-point soup dumplings, they are also ignored by Tianjin dogs. When I was a child, I ate steamed buns made by an old man in Tianjin, which were different from all steamed buns, and the taste was very strange, not as strong as the current soup dumplings, but a little light, but after the mouth, it was unforgettable. But the old man died at the end of the nineties, and no one could learn his craft. ”

Concubine Jia Zheng's words attracted Su Dongpo's interest, and he couldn't help asking: "Nine points are like this, what about ten points?" ”

Concubine Jia Zheng put down her chopsticks and said with a smile: "Shifen buns are all the buns in the world, and the people take food as the sky, and only when they are particularly hungry can they taste the real ten-point buns." ”

Ma Xiaodan sat down and said with a helpless smile: "It turns out that ten buns are hungry." ”

Concubine Jia Zheng smiled.

This is the wisdom of Concubine Jia Zheng, the woman who grew up under the roots of the imperial city is by no means comparable to ordinary people.

……

Halfway through the meal, Xia Wanyu called me and asked me when I was going home, and I told her that I was eating at my mother's flavor and accompanied Zhang Xiaojun and the three of them. As soon as Xia Wanyu heard this, she immediately blamed me for why they didn't take her to meet her when they came, was she so unsightly?

I hurriedly said, "That's not what I mean, I'm afraid you don't want to see them." ”

Xia Wanyu smiled and said, "Wait, I'll go over immediately." ”

The Mamawei flagship store is not far from the Fudi Villa Community, and after a while, Xia Wanyu arrived here on a bicycle. She was wearing a simple wide T-shirt with tight cropped pants, her hair pinned back with a hairpin, and two small diamonds on her earlobes. After following me to the seat, Ma Xiaodan hurriedly gave her a seat.

After sitting down, Xia Wanyu quickly integrated into the topic circle.

talked and laughed with Concubine Jia Zheng, and the two of them also found someone they knew together. Xia Wanyu and Yu Guanghui and Chen Huifang are classmates. And Yu Guanghui is also a well-known person in the circle in Beijing, and he also has a good relationship with Concubine Jia Zheng. In this way, it makes their chat more enjoyable.

After eating a meal, Concubine Jia wanted to go to my house to have a look. And Zhang Xiaojun and I wanted to find a place to drink together, so Xia Wanyu took Ma Xiaodan and Jia Zhengfei to my house together. And Zhang Xiaojun and I found a small restaurant nearby, got two hard dishes, and asked for two bottles of wine. The women are not there, and they don't have any scruples when they speak.

Zhang Xiaojun talked to us about Concubine Jia Zheng's awesome methods, and Su Dongpo boasted about how awesome Shen Ruifen was. I looked at the two of them with disdain and said, "It's all up to a woman to raise a little bit of talent." ”

I annoyed the two of them by saying this, and they both pointed at my nose back and forth and said me. said that I was raised by Xia Wanyu, and I was ambiguous with Wang Yingli, and I also had a relationship with Mu Mu. Everyone knows that this project was given to me by Mu Mu. I'm a big bastard, a bastard raised by women.

I looked at the two of them helplessly and said, "This project is a transaction between Xia Wanyu and Mu Mu, Mu Mu needs a graduation answer sheet, so I chose Xia Wanyu's career, you think it was really Mu Mu gave it to me." If I really had a relationship with her, I would have soared a long time ago. ”

The two of them didn't listen, and they still despised me somewhere.

I'm a little distressed, these two bastards really don't want to eat at all.

……

And in my house, Ma Xiaodan looked at the newly decorated my house with Xia Wanyu and Jia Zhengfei. Concubine Jia Zheng's face was very calm, and Ma Xiaodan followed behind the two of them, with the charm of a little follower. Xia Wanyu said to Concubine Jia Zheng inadvertently: "I watched Hao Ren grow up, it is not easy for him to grow up to now. There were several times when I felt sorry for him and didn't want him to work so hard. ”

Jia Zhengfei smiled and said, "But isn't he still working hard?" ”

Xia Wanyu smiled, picked up the tea to Ma Xiaodan and Jia Zhengfei, and said: "This is the method taught to him by another woman, the easiest way to make people forget a relationship is to let him devote himself to his career." The same goes for making one forget about the other. ”

Jia Zhengfei said with a smile: "Why do you want to say this to me? ”

Xia Wanyu put down the teacup and said, "I feel like you're going to need it." ”

Concubine Jia Zheng smiled and said nothing, Xia Wanyu asked ghostly: "This time, you didn't come down just to see Zhang Xiaojun's parents." ”

Concubine Jia Zheng seemed to have a headache, and said helplessly: "Chen Huifang told you everything?" ”

Xia Wanyu nodded, and Concubine Jia Zheng smiled and said, "No wonder you have to ask me to come to your house today, it turns out that it's because of this incident." ”

Xia Wanyu asked, "Then what are you going to do?" Wait and see what happens, or do me a favor to Hao Ren when I go back, and say a few nice words? ”

Concubine Jia pondered for a while, but did not answer Xia Wanyu's question.

Ma Xiaodan listened in a fog, and couldn't see clearly what the two of them were talking about. But she is a smart person, she put down the teacup and said, "Sister Xia, the house is too stuffy, I'll go out for a while." ”

After speaking, Ma Xiaodan walked out of the villa, sat on the steps in front of the villa, and looked up at the stars that he could only see in Shanghai.

In the room, Concubine Jia Zheng said: "You think too highly of me, I was just asked by my family to come and take a look at the real situation here, and it doesn't have much impact." ”

Xia Wanyu didn't speak, only looked at Concubine Jia Zheng.

Concubine Jia Zheng was helpless to be seen, so she could only say: "If you want to know what Lu Dao wants, you can ask." ”

Xia Wanyu said with a smile: "The above opinion of me, I can be wanton in Australia, but after the assets are realized and returned to China, there must be some people who look at me uncomfortably." ”

Concubine Jia Zhengfei pondered for a moment, and said thoughtfully: "No matter what, Mu Mu's residual power will definitely leave a little." You can rest assured that you won't have any major problems in the next two years. In short, with Mumu, you won't have a problem. ”

Xia Wanyu asked again: "Which Hao Ren?" Although the old fox was dead, Hao Ren caused such a big aftermath. made Shen Guoqiang have to leave Shanghai, on the surface, it is Mumu's credit. But in fact, maybe Hao Ren is Mumu's real graduation answer. ”

Concubine Jia Zhengfei was stunned, her face was a little embarrassed, and she looked at Xia Wanyu and could only say one sentence in the end: "I don't know what to do, if someone really wants to do this, what can you do?" ”——

PS: The feeling of cervical spine pain is really uncomfortable, steamed buns are only twenty years old, and they have such a serious cervical spondylosis, I really can't afford to hurt, this is the second change yesterday. As for owing more...... The arrears are no longer six watches, but have become twelve watches. Brother Ghost Sorrow gave another thousand votes, I admire and admire the steamed buns, brother, you are so open. I'll fix it all to death, and try to add it all before the storm week. I don't sleep anymore, I have some breakfast and write a more first. I was pleasantly surprised in the morning, and I had to work hard for my brother.