Volume 14 Years Chapter 8 A Little Oolong

"Chest...... Chest crushed boulder?!" In a small courtyard covered by spells, Hai Dongjian's eyes widened, and he looked at Ke Dan dumbfounded, and after a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Senior sister, you're not joking, are you?"

"Do you think I'm joking?" Ke Dan is a short-haired girl with a bold surname and full of manliness, she was born in the southwest barbarians, she does not have the reserve and subtlety of a Central Plains woman, and she is so straightforward that people are helpless, "The role we play is a pair of brothers and sisters who go to the rivers and lakes, right?"

"Hmm."

"If you want to perform, of course you have to perform something. Isn't the finale of the general show show just a silver gun on the top of the throat and a big stone in the chest?" Ke Dan stared at Hai Dongjian very dissatisfied, which made the monk who had cultivated to the point where he was not afraid of death feel a little uneasy, "If you want to pretend, you have to pretend to be, if you don't perform some professional things, how can you make those immortal seekers believe that we are real Jianghu artists?"

Hai Dongjian suddenly frowned, and sighed after a long time: "But how can you not perform a big stone on your chest...... I won't be that ......."

"What a joke! Where do you need a broken boulder in your chest, will you? You lie down, I'll take a stone and put it on your chest, and then pick up a hammer and smash it...... I've been working hard from start to finish, you don't have to do anything!" Ke Dan pointed to the corner of the yard at any time, and saw seven or eight strips wider than the length of a person, thick and heavy, a stone bar of two thousand catties was neatly piled there, and among the mottled patterns on the stones, one by one the broken quartz was shining beautifully in the sun.

Seeing that she was so well prepared, Hai Dongjian didn't know that she had already been planning this matter, so he couldn't help but sigh and asked with a wry smile: "Senior sister, do you think that those who go to the rivers and lakes to perform their arts can really rely on their chests to hold up such a heavy stone, and they can still make people pick up a hammer and smash it, right?"

"Huh? Are they using a trick? I saw someone perform this with my own eyes the other day, and they definitely didn't use spells!"

Hai Dongjian actually didn't know the trick of breaking boulders in his chest, but looking at the heavy granite, he felt unconfident in his heart.

He has also seen a show of charlatan artists performing a chest gravel, and in his impression, this show seems to be ...... It seems like...... Maybe...... It's not consistent with what I said to my sister.

"Why don't we go out again and find an artist who can perform this?"

"Don't be such a mother-in-law, mother-in-law, okay! Isn't it just a stone? With your hundred refining body, such a big stone will smash half your life at most, let alone rest on your body!" When Ke Dan saw him procrastinating, he was immediately angry, "If you don't want to act, replace me!"

"Huh?!" Hai Dongjian's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at her in disbelief, "Can ...... But ......"

"What's so good!"

"A big stone in the chest...... It's a ...... who is going to take off his shirt."

Ke Dan suddenly became angry, raised his hand, and didn't know where to pick up a sledgehammer that weighed at least 100 pounds, and smashed it at Hai Dongjian: "You talk a lot!"

Where did Hai Dongjian dare to make a move with her, he had to run around the yard in embarrassment, protesting as he ran: "Senior sister, you are too unreasonable!" How can anyone do such a thing in the world!"

"If you don't force it, how can you be willing to do things honestly!"

"No matter how hard you force it, it's useless! I really don't know this! Unless you ask me to use an iron armor charm or a shield talisman to protect my body, I will definitely be crushed out of internal injuries!"

"! Those who are prodigious have used spells to protect themselves! Your excuse is not clever at all!"

"Really! If you don't believe it, go ask Senior Brother Xie or Senior Brother Yishou! They are all from the rivers and lakes, and they must know what to do!" Hai Si had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly had an idea, "Isn't Senior Brother Yishou in this town!" Let's go ask him!"

"Phew! To disturb Senior Brother Yishou for this little thing? Can't you be a little manly? The men in our clan, as long as the women ask him for help, even if the knife cuts their bodies, they won't frown half of their eyebrows!"

"Senior sister, you can't be unreasonable! I'm not from your people!"

"I don't even want to help with this little favor, do you really have a little bit of same-mindedness in your heart?"

"Which fellow in the world would use such a big stone to press his junior brother, and he would pick up a hammer on it and smash it!"

I have to admit that Hai Dongjian did work hard to fight. But his struggle did not pay off, and the next afternoon, he had to perform bare-chested on the streets of Qingniu Town, a traditional classic of charlatanism.

Even immortal seekers love to watch the excitement, when they heard that there are performers who want to perform chest crushing boulders, dozens of immortal seekers have gathered here, wanting to witness the secret of the legendary Jianghu artists.

On the side of the crowd, a gentle and delicate young man who looked very soft and unmanly looked at Hai Dongjian lying on the ground, and the heavy stone was moved to him with the help of several spectators, and then Ke Dan was very unsympathetic and didn't even give him a chance to breathe, and threw up on his hand. Spitting, picking up a heavy sledgehammer and smashing it down at the stone, I couldn't help but close my eyes.

"It's miserable!" He muttered to himself, "It's just a mouthful of food in the rivers and lakes, how can it be so difficult!"

"Your Highness, you're thinking too much." A voice as thin as a gnat came from his ears, he opened his eyes curiously, and saw the master of the ink department who was walking with him all the way smiled at the scene of breaking the boulder in his chest, his lips moved slightly, and a thin voice sounded in his ear, "This chest crushing boulder actually doesn't require any strength at all, it's just bluffing." ”

"Bluffing?" His Royal Highness the Third Prince of the Great Chu Kingdom was stunned, and looked at the field curiously, but saw the woman with broken hair and tattoos, who knew at a glance that she was a barbarian tribe in the southwest, was laughing, picking up a heavy hammer and mercilessly smashing the stone that pressed her brother on the ground, once, twice, three times......

"It'......s not like a bluff," he muttered, "not at all!"

"It's not quite like that." A yellow-skinned scholar next to him echoed in a low voice, "Xiaosheng has traveled for many years, and I have also seen two performances of chest smashing boulders, those people breaking boulders are all done with a hammer, how can they smash and smash like this again and again......"

Xiong Jiong was born introverted and shy, and when he was suddenly inserted into such a sentence, he suddenly turned red at the base of his ears, and he couldn't speak.

"In the next Mo Zaiyang, the people of the Great Qi country. What do you call this little brother?" The scholar was familiar with himself, and he came over to say hello with a smile.

Xiong Jiongjun's face was flushed, and he subconsciously took a step back, but the one under his feet didn't stand well, and he fell straight to the ground.

Fortunately, Mo Xiaoxian was next to him, and this casual cultivator who had been cultivating for decades reacted extremely quickly, and immediately stepped out to help him.

Although he has resigned for many years, Mo Xiaoxian still regards himself as an official of the Great Chu State in his bones, and he respects His Royal Highness the prince very much. Seeing that he was so frightened that he almost fell, he couldn't help frowning, and anger welled up in his heart. If it weren't for the fact that this is an important place in the Immortal Gate, he would have already cast a spell to teach this frivolous junior who talks nonsense!

Although Mo Zaiyang's surname is a bit arrogant, he is not a person who does not know the importance of it. Seeing that the young man was so frightened by himself, he immediately reacted and hurriedly apologized.

But before Xiong Jiong could answer, the crowd around him who were watching the show suddenly exclaimed in unison

The three of them turned their heads to look at it in unison, only to see that the barbarian woman failed to smash the stone with several hammers in a row, and suddenly became angry, took a deep breath, bit the long whip in her mouth, and then raised the hammer high, only to hear the wind whistling, and the heavy hammer viciously went straight to the stone that pressed the man on the ground!

There was a bang, as if there was a muffled thunder in the clear sky, and only a white smash appeared on the stone, and it was not broken!

But the man who was pressed by the stone screamed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, causing the gray-white slate in front of him to turn red.

"Not good!"

"Missed!"

"Help!"

Everyone was in an uproar, and hurriedly rushed forward, and worked together to move the stone, which was afraid to be two thousand catties, away. And Mo Zaiyang didn't care about apologizing anymore, ran in front of him in three steps and two steps, took out a porcelain bottle from his satchel, and poured out two dark red pills.

"This is a secret bone-setting medicine, I hope it can help-" His words stopped abruptly, only to see the man who was vomiting blood just now turned over and stood up, and bowed his hand to everyone.

"Thank you for your kindness! The little one is not good at learning and arts, and he has no ability to break this big stone with his chest, so he has to play a clown play, and he has the right to make fun of everyone!"

Only then did everyone come back to their senses - it turned out that he was just acting!

For a while, there were those who were stunned, those who laughed, those who sighed, and those who scolded. But everyone has to admit that this brother and sister really acted very well and realistically, which really made everyone's heart beat faster!

There is no certain standard for performing arts. As long as the masters who watch the play can watch it interesting and exciting, it doesn't matter what they play. If you can break a boulder in your chest, it is good of course; But this man's realistic acting skills are just as interesting and exciting!

So after a while, everyone laughed and cursed, and threw a handful of copper coins to the woman who came to collect the money with a plate.

"Eldest sister, don't do it next time, it's scared to death!" Mo Zaiyang wiped his sweat, took out a few copper coins and put them on the plate, and said weakly, "Ghosts are scary, they can't be scared to death, but they will be scared to death!"

Ke Dan smiled, his eyes narrowing almost into a line.

But she had some doubts in her heart - she had already cast a magic spell just now, and the hammer smashed down, not to mention the strength of three or five thousand catties, this stone was just an ordinary stone slab on the side of the road, how could it be so hard?

Also, when Senior Brother Hai spurted blood just now, his breath was obviously scattered, and he was obviously really injured. What can you do, and in a blink of an eye, there is nothing left? This thing...... It's all evil! Inside Huimin Hall, Wu Xie who really looked up at the other side smiled, shook his head, and looked down at the book again.

"Senior Sister Ke is also reckless! The stones in this Qingniu Town are all condensed with mana, that is, refining Gang Flying Immortals, if you don't use magic weapons, you may not be able to smash them, you can only pass through the secluded realm, even if you use the divine power talisman, you can't help them!"

The most important thing in the drama of breaking a boulder in the chest is to smash the stone and let the stone bear all the strength. If the stone can't be broken, the force will be pressed on the people below. If it weren't for Wu Jie's quick reaction and great powers, Hai Dongjian was afraid that he would really be smashed by Ke Dan's hammer and lose half his life!