Chapter 149: A Necessary Prelude
Although the person who came had been disguised and dressed in white veil, Gao Yang sensed her true identity from her breath - the Peach Blossom Fairy of the Heavenly Demon Sect was undoubted.
Liu Mei was also suddenly startled, and said in her heart: "Fourth sister, what is she doing?"
Bang!
Bang!
As soon as the Peach Blossom Fairy entered the house, the door slammed shut, but then it opened suddenly, and yes, a new guest had arrived.
"I'm sorry, the blind man is late!"
A black lightning bolt quickly swept through the door, and an old man in a black robe swirled into the room like a wind, and hugged his fist at Hu Hansan and his party who had just sat down. He's the one-eyed dragon that everyone just mentioned.
At the end of the one-eyed dragon's words, he saw the peach blossom fairy standing quietly on the side, and his eyebrows suddenly opened, the corners of his mouth salivated, and he teased with a smile: "Yo, whose little lady is this, it's really fragrant! Well, it's so fragrant! If my one-eyed dragon can smell this fragrance and fall asleep every night, it will be really worth it!"
"Stinky blind man, keep your mouth clean!" The Peach Blossom Fairy glared at him viciously and said angrily. At the end of the sentence, as soon as he raised his head, he quickly flashed to a wine table next to Gao Yang and sat down.
"Hmph, if you don't learn at a young age, you can learn some shrews and scold the streets, it seems that the discipline is not good, so let the blind man discipline you well for your parents!" Immediately after, he squeezed his eyebrows at the Peach Blossom Fairy, and at the same time, his two hands lewdly stretched out into the air to grasp and pinch.
"Phew, shameless old thing!" the Peach Blossom Fairy slammed the long sword in her hand and scolded angrily, looking ready to enter the battle at any time. At the same time, she leaned towards the table where Gao Yang and the others were, and sat down next to Gao Yang.
Unexpectedly, the one-eyed dragon still followed reluctantly, and sat down opposite her with the same fart, squinting one-eyed, staring at her undulating breasts, and after a while a little saliva came out of his mouth, and his appearance was extremely obscene.
The Peach Blossom Fairy raised her eyebrows upward, pulled out her long sword suddenly, and stabbed it straight without saying a word.
But he was caught by the old man who had been silent watching chess and quickly stretched out two fingers.
"Girl, don't be angry! The saint has clouds and friends from afar, and he is very happy! All who come are guests! He is only bewitched by the girl's beauty, and his true nature is exposed! If a person cannot control his own nature, it is no different from a pig and a dog! How can you be as knowledgeable as him!" The old man said slowly, his voice low and penetrating, and he struck everyone's hearts like a hammer.
"Hmph, you old thing, you dare to turn around and scold the blind! I'm afraid you're impatient!" the angry one-eyed dragon suddenly stood up, stretched out a hand and pointed it at the old chess watcher, and scolded angrily.
The old man watching the chess looked at him fixedly, and smiled indifferently: "Hehe, you call yourself blind, which means that you are still a bit of a self-aware person~"
Shout~
The one-eyed dragon opened his mouth and was about to speak, when the old man suddenly opened his mouth and flew out a mouthful of sticky phlegm at him, which suddenly flew into the one-eyed dragon's mouth like a cold dart, and stuck his throat stiffly.
He grabbed his throat with both hands, and in a moment his face was flushed, and he jumped up like a frightened dog. It took a while for a full burp to swallow it.
"You~" The one-eyed dragon kept running down his throat, which was still a little jerky, with one hand, and pointed directly at the old man watching chess with the other hand.
"How about it, the old man's hundred-year-old phlegm is a rare medicine in the world, clearing away heat and irritability, calming the liver and appetizing, do you want to take another bite?" It's just that it's just an empty movement, and it doesn't really squirt out the sticky phlegm in the mouth.
However, the one-eyed dragon truly sensed an incomparably strong cold current, and slashed towards it like a sword. He knew that he didn't know Mount Tai with his eyes, and he had met a top master. Hurriedly lowered his head, drooped his head and walked away.
Bang!
Just in time, the door of the inn was blown open by a fierce gust of wind.
"Hahaha~ The old man is late!" A thick middle-aged man's voice broke through the air, and the sound shook in all directions, and at the same time, a yellow shadow suddenly flew into the room and settled on the wine table opposite Hu Hansan.
The person who came was the old man Jin who was called the golden retriever in the rivers and lakes, and his shoulder-length and unkempt golden hair covered his face tightly, making it impossible to see his true face. Gao Yang could only preliminarily judge from his abnormal breathing sound that he had asthma that had not been cured for many years.
Bang!
After Jin Laohan entered the house, the inn door was slammed again.
However, almost no one noticed that there was another person who entered the house almost at the same time as Jin Laohan! He wore a hat on his head, dressed in black, and sat down at a wine table at the same time as Jin Laohan, and then gently put the long sword in his hand on the wine table, but one hand gently pulled the hat on his head lower, completely covering his face. Only then did everyone notice his existence.
"Yo, old golden retriever, when will you start bringing a helper?" Hu Hansan rolled his eyes at the old man, wiped the beard on his face with one hand, and said disdainfully.
It turned out that some people mistakenly thought that the man in black wearing a hat was in the same group as Jin Laohan.
Jin Laohan was dumbfounded for a moment, shook his head violently, and at the same time viciously glared at the black-clothed man wearing a hat, opened his throat and clasped his fists and shouted: "Under Jin Laohan, dare to ask what this hero is called?"
His approach of killing two birds with one stone naturally dispelled everyone's doubts about him. Because, he is a well-known lone traveler in the rivers and lakes.
The man in black just nodded lightly at the old man Jin and did not answer him directly.
The old man's eyes rolled, and he immediately flew to the side of the man in black, slammed the ground, and sat down with a bang. He has always been arrogant and uninhibited, and he can't bear this kind of contempt and domineering control of the other party at all.
"How can this be reasonable! Such a night man is arrogant and arrogant! The old man wants to see how many pounds and taels you have!" Jin Laohan muttered in his heart.
"There's a good show to watch!" Hu Hansan fanned the flames on the side, wishing that they would start fighting immediately.
"That's it, the temper dares to be weirder than the golden retriever monster~"
"Young people don't know the height of the sky, and if they suffer a little, they will know what it means to respect the old and love the young~"
......
Everyone teased and waited like a long-awaited field, eager for a dog-eat-dog struggle.
"Hmph, if you want to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, the old man is not so stupid!" Jin Laohan secretly mused, sighed, and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart. Then he whispered to the man in black: "Hmph, stinky boy, count yourself shit lucky! The old man has more important things to do, and he doesn't have the time to meet you in general! However, the old man remembers you! You wait for Lao Tzu!"
"Hmph~" The man in black exhaled a rough breath from his nostrils, directly ignoring the existence of the old man Jin, and then slowly took the hot tea on the wine table and moved it to his lips.
Syllable~
Just when his hand was about to touch the teacup, Jin Laohan suddenly pretended to slam the table inadvertently, and the powerful palm wind hit the wine table. The teacup immediately bounced up like a rubber ball, and the hot tea in the cup also soared into the sky, and it was about to pour wine on the man in black.
Unexpectedly, the man in black calmly waved his long sleeves forward, and the teacup disappeared suddenly.
Jin Laohan thought that he couldn't dodge, so he directly used his sleeve to block the tea, and immediately laughed out loud with a victorious attitude.
"You~How is this possible~" Jin Laohan couldn't believe his eyes.
"Hmph, carving insect skills!
The man in black shook his sleeves, revealing the teacup, and then, with a grin at the corner of his mouth, he drank the hot tea indifferently. These words were like a hammer, and they smashed viciously on Jin Laohan's chest.
Shock, pain, embarrassment, humiliation......
He gritted his teeth tightly, clenched his fists, and his forehead was bruised, and his body trembled......
He couldn't control himself.
"Hit, hit!"
"Hit, hit!"
"The Golden Retriever Monster Will Win!"
......
Unrelated people kept adding firewood to the fire, and I couldn't wait for the angry Jin Laohan to immediately start a war with the man in black......
"Forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, a knife on the head~" Jin Laohan kept silently chanting in his heart.
The man in black simply ignored the existence of the group, and continued to drink hot tea calmly and calmly.
Bang!
The annoyed Jin Laohan didn't have time to talk to everyone, and the door of the inn was scraped open one after another, and it was smashed again, and people poured in one after another...... Among them, the crystal god who has been disguised and redressed is also mixed in.
Gao Yang naturally sensed the arrival of the crystal god for the first time, and his heart rang for a moment, and then he pretended to be careless, and fixed his eyes on the crystal god's body.
He didn't understand why she had let herself meet at this mixed Dragon Gate Inn!
......
In a short time, the limited dozens of wine tables in the inn were all packed. The people who squeezed in behind were just looking for themselves, standing with their fists clenched.
There were too many people, some of whom the proprietress knew well, and some of whom had never met before, but whenever someone entered the house, she greeted everyone with a smile. Then, arrange for the fat cat and the fat dog to serve tea and water. And bring the meat they had ordered to the table.
Whether everyone is an old friend or a big girl who meets for the first time in a sedan chair, they all have a great chat. Some people talk about their old feelings and lament the shortness of time, while others have just met for the first time, but they are like bitter enemies who are as deep as the sea, and they slang up hatred...... Fortunately, everyone is not a three-year-old child, and they know how to exercise moderation and necessary concessions, and although they look at each other angrily, they are far from being able to move their hands and feet.
The old chess watcher reminded Gao Yang, Laifu and Liu Mei, who were sitting together, more than once, to exercise restraint and not to provoke right and wrong......
Everyone was waiting for the long-awaited moment to come soon, and they couldn't help but feel an inexplicable worry from the bottom of their hearts......
The old man who watched the chess quietly told Gao Yang that this Longmen Inn is a place to auction all kinds of treasures in the rivers and lakes, and in addition to human life, anything can be auctioned here. It's just that everyone barters and doesn't accept gold and silver. And the middleman is naturally the boss lady Qiu Niang!
Qiu Niang?
Gao Yang and his heart were once again usurped. He thought of the coquettish woman with the same name - the proprietress of the Tianxia Restaurant. It's just that he understands that they just have the same name and no half-dime relationship.
After a while, Qiu Niang suddenly stood up straight, slapped two loud slaps, and then cleared her throat and shouted: "Okay, okay! Thank you to all the heroes for looking up to my Dragon Gate Inn, and always taking good care of Qiu Niang." However, as you all know, this place is located in the desert, and there is a shortage of materials, and there is nothing to entertain the big guys today! However, as early as the beginning of the establishment of the inn, my father buried the eighteen altars of good daughter red for me in the backyard, which was originally intended to be reserved for me to drink on the day of my marriage!"
"Oh~oh~oh~" Many people had already guessed what she would say next, and immediately burst into applause, interrupting her words.
Qiu Niang waved her hand, signaling everyone to be quiet, and then the conversation turned around, and said in a low crying voice: "However, there will never be such a day again! My father has unfortunately suffered ~~"
At this, she whimpered.
The whole inn was dumbfounded, and everyone didn't know how to comfort her.