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"Brother Monkey, wake up. ”

"Brother Monkey, wake up. ”

"Wow, Brother Monkey, you won't be smashed into a concussion, why are you still salivaing. ”

Xu Zhimo looked at the Monkey King who was dizzy, as if he had drunk too much, his two eyes kept spinning, he looked intoxicated, and his mouth began to drool, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, this is so different from the script, why did the diamond bracelet of Taishang Laojun smash so fiercely?

How could Sun Wukong be smashed stupid?

"Hmm~"

"My grandson had a dream that I was back in five hundred years ...... later"

"I saw the back of the Zixia Fairy, so beautiful, so beautiful, so dreamy......"

She smiled back at my grandson, there seemed to be tears in her eyes, but unfortunately, she didn't see the ...... too clearly"

Sun Wukong looked dreamy, and after whispering a few times, he suddenly opened his eyes, 'Woo', and suddenly bounced up from the ground, shouting: "Erlang God, Lao Sun will fight with you for another five hundred rounds." ”

"I'm sweating!"

Xu Zhimo's heart was relieved, it turned out that Brother Monkey was a teenager Huaichun, and he had a spring dream, and grabbed Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey is calm, you were stunned by Taishang Laojun's diamond bracelet, I have taken you back to Huaguo Mountain, this is the Water Curtain Cave." ”

"Water Curtain Cave?"

"Why did you go back to the Water Curtain Cave?"

Sun Wukong looked around, and sure enough, it was the Water Curtain Cave, and scratched his head angrily, and said impulsively: "Brother Mosquito Demon, thank you, my grandson hasn't helped you get back the third princess, and you haven't had a lover yet, so I'll continue to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace." ”

“......”

Xu Zhimo had three black lines on his forehead, Brother Monkey was really angry! He could only laugh dryly: "Ahem, this matter, it's really not in a hurry, the Jade Emperor invited Taishang Laojun, this old man is very powerful, we have to think about it in the long run, come hard, we will suffer." ”

"Okay, you're a military advisor, listen to you. ”

Sun Wukong jumped onto a stone and showed a curious look on his face: "Brother mosquito demon, then what should we do next?"

"Well...... this"

Xu Zhimo narrowed his eyes, and according to the plot of the mythical story, he pretended to pinch his fingers and calculated: "I think Heavenly Court will send someone soon." ”

"Great. ”

Sun Wukong jumped off the stone excitedly, and the golden hoop stick was carried on his shoulder: "Prepare to fight, my old grandson will go and stir him up again." ”

"Brother Monkey, don't get excited, this time they didn't send someone to crusade too much to arrest us. ”

Xu Zhimo hurriedly grabbed Sun Wukong again, and smiled: "The names of the Great Sage of Heaven and the Great Sage of Monkey King have caused a sensation in the heavens and the earth, and the heavenly court is also afraid of us. ”

"Zhao'an?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head: "What is Zhao'an?"

“......”

Xu Zhimo was speechless for a while, the current monkey brother is still a hairy monkey, and he is angry, he knows how to fight, he doesn't understand anything, and said with a smile: "Zhao'an, to put it bluntly, it means that Heavenly Court admits defeat and admits that we are Monkey King and Ritian Great Sage, please enter the Heavenly Palace, be immortals, and be immortal officials." ”

"Be an immortal, be an immortal official. ”

Sun Wukong became excited all of a sudden, scratching his ears and cheeks: "This is good, this is good, Brother Mosquito Demon, are you really accurate?" But immediately said: "What you said, I am old Sun Xin." ”

"I'm nine times out of ten, I'm still accurate. ”

Xu Zhimo pretended to be forced with a smile, and his heart was also interesting, according to the plot of the story, after Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, in order to make him obedient, Heavenly Court would let him go to heaven to be an official, give him a Bi Ma Wen, fool him, and perfunctory him.

But now Xu Zhimo, the mosquito demon, has intervened into this world, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and there are two protagonists, and even he has become the big protagonist, I don't know what the Heavenly Court will do? Will it also let him go to the Heavenly Palace to be an official to fool him and perfunctory him.

But these are not important, Xu Zhimo decided to change his strategy, sneaked into the Heavenly Palace first, and was trying to find a way to slowly get the fragments of Haotian Jinque.

If you work hard, Heavenly Court will be covered by Taishang Laojun, maybe there will be Sister Guanyin in the future, and the Buddha will come forward, although Xu Zhimo's divine light extinguishing artillery car is perverted and terrifying, but it will definitely not be able to kill these super gods, and he will be pinched to death very miserably.

Otherwise, the final result would not be to get the fragments of Haotian Jinque, but to be abused by Taishang Laojun, abused by Guanyin's sister, and then slapped by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

No, now, in addition to the monkey demon, there is also another mosquito demon, maybe when the time comes, the Buddha will have to put his hands together and make a ten-finger mountain......

You can't take it by force, you have to outwit it.

This is 'Journey to the South', you can't follow the storyline of 'Journey to the West', you have to reopen a plot by yourself and completely change the world.

"No, I'm not going to be an official. ”

Sun Wukong suddenly remembered something again, interrupted Xu Zhimo's thinking, shouldered the golden hoop stick, and said with a righteous face: "Brother mosquito demon, my grandson hasn't helped you snatch the third princess back, and I haven't let you have a lover to become a family member, and I don't accept the edict of heaven." ”

“......”

Xu Zhimo's heart almost collapsed, can you not mention the matter of the third princess, a lover will eventually become a family, he and the third princess are not familiar at all, Erlang God is a cuckold, oh my God, this matter is not clear for eight lifetimes!

"There's no urgency, ahem, it's really not urgent. ”

It's all to blame that the poignant love story is too touching, Sun Monkey is a lover again, Xu Zhimo wanted to cry in his heart, and forced a smile: "Brother Monkey, when we go to the Heavenly Palace, we are thinking about it in the long run, take your time, cough cough, take your time." ”

"Okay, you're a military advisor, listen to you. ”

Fortunately, Sun Wukong believed in him very much: "You are better than my grandson, and my grandson believes in you." ”

"Brother Monkey has won awards, awards. ”

Xu Zhimo's old face was slightly red again, in this world, with his current strength, if he works hard, Sun Wukong is stronger than him, I don't know how much, but I didn't expect that he had excellent acting skills, which made Sun Wukong think he was more powerful.

In any case, Xu Zhimo is still a little proud in his heart, quack, he has been pretending to be forced and has never been surpassed.

"Squeak, squeak. ”

At this moment, a little monkey ran forward: "See the king, see the military advisor, there is a white-bearded old man outside, come and ask to see you." ”

Xu Zhimo's heart perked: "It's coming so soon." ”

Sun Wukong scratched his head: "Which old man?"

Xu Zhimo pretended to be forced with a shameless smile: "I'll pinch my fingers, it should be too platinum." ”

"Brother Mosquito Demon, you can count it all!"

Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up, admired it, and grabbed Xu Zhimo's hand: "Let's go, let's go and take a look, that's too platinum, what do you want to do." (To be continued.) )