Chapter 492: Duan Longhao knelt on the washboard and begged for forgiveness

A line of words appeared in the void.

"The old ancestor was just a little swollen ...... stomach back then"

This is the answer of the ancestors, which is very vague and difficult to understand.

But in combination with the context, everyone immediately understood, and then there was an uproar, and the awe of the ancestors climbed to a height again.

Liu Dahai grew his mouth and said in a daze: "My stomach is swollen, don't you just want to fart?"

"The meaning of the old ancestor is that when the enemy assassinated him, he happened to have a swollen stomach, and then an enemy who collapsed exploded on the spot, is that what it means?!"

Liu Tao nodded and said, "That's right, that's what the old ancestor meant, but his old man is more cultivated and qualified, and he is ashamed to say such words as fart, so he vaguely told us that his old man was just a little swollen at the beginning!"

Liu Dahai sighed with emotion: "Hey, the old ancestor is worthy of being the old ancestor, strong, handsome, and humorous!"

Liu Liuhai heard it, and glared at Liu Dahai for a while, feeling that Liu Dahai had said everything he had to say.

On the square, Liu Nianzu, Liu Jingzu, and the Emperor of the Blood River sighed for a while.

"I can't imagine that when the old ancestor was young, he was like this!"

"I feel that our ancestor is the most friendly and friendly of all the ancestral powers!"

"It's not important to be close to the people and friendly people, it's important to protect the shortcomings......!

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At this time, Liu Tao said loudly: "Everyone be quiet, according to the tips of our ancestors, we will now review this test question and see if anyone answers it correctly...... Not...... Although the answer to this question is a bit unexpected, the score still has to be scored!"

Speaking of this, Liu Tao himself was embarrassed.

Because this test question was made by him, the answer didn't even come out of him, the person who made the question, he was really embarrassed, standing in the void, his back was sweating.

"Come, according to this answer, let's mark the papers on the spot and score them!"

"This question has a full score of 20 points, Liu Xiaotao answered the characteristics of the three realms of muscles correctly, and answered the analysis incorrectly in the back, and scored 10 points!"

"Liu Qiqi, also answered the characteristics of the three realms of muscles correctly, and scored 10 points!"

Liu Dongdong ...... 10 points...... Duan Longhao, the characteristics of the three realms of muscles are all written incorrectly, 0 points...... Kang Yuan, hey, Kang Yuan is good, the characteristics of the three realms of muscles are very well written, 10 points ......"

Liu Tao suspended in the void, waved his whip and scored them one by one, and in the square below, the clansmen watched with relish.

At this time, Liu Tao suddenly exclaimed "ah" and said, "This person can get full marks!"

Everyone was surprised and surprised, and hurriedly stared at it, and saw that on a test paper, someone answered like this:

"The old ancestor is so good, do you still need to use your big glute muscles to rebound when you kill someone? I think that the old ancestor must have farted and killed the enemy!"

After reading this answer, everyone gasped.

Oh my God, who is this person, whether it is intentional or intentional, and he actually answered this question correctly!

Everyone hurriedly looked at the name of the test paper: Cutting the sky branch, Liu Muyun!

"Ah, it's Brother Liu Muyun, he is notoriously strong in big gluteal muscles!"

"When the twelve branches recognized their ancestors and returned to their ancestors, the big gluteal muscles represented our Heaven Cutting Branch to reach the finals, do you remember?"

"Of course I remember, hahaha, I didn't expect this question to be given a perfect score by our big gluteal muscle Liu Muyun of the Tiantian branch!"

On the square, everyone was talking, and the Cutting Heaven Branch was excited and cheering, and a group of high-level officials such as Liu Dayuan, the patriarch of the Cutting Heaven Branch, and the fat and thin elders, pulled their beards excitedly and laughed.

On the battle platform, Liu Muyun's face was indifferent, as if he had expected it, his calm and relaxed appearance surprised Liu Tao, so he asked: "Liu Muyun, did you do this question, or did you make it yourself?"

Everyone looked at Liu Muyun.

Liu Muyun raised his head and smiled, and said: "For more than ten years, I have specialized in cultivating the big gluteal muscles, so I know the mystery of the big gluteal muscles!"

"Oh, what's the secret of the big glutes?" asked Liu Tao with a smile.

Liu Muyun sorted out his thoughts and said: "The big gluteal muscles, unlike other muscles, these muscles are tempered to the extreme, which can drive the internal organs, especially the peristalsis of the stomach and intestines, in short, it can control the flatulence in the abdomen." ”

Speaking of this, he smiled and said, "To put it simply, you can control the peristalsis of the stomach and intestines through the big glutes, and then decide whether to fart or not!"

"Let's give you an example!"

"I'm at the peak of the Flying Heaven Realm now, if someone attacks me from behind, my cultivation is no more than the Mountain Moving Realm, the distance is ten zhang or something, I don't need to turn around, I just need to fart to kill this enemy!"

As soon as these words fell, the audience fell silent!

Then, countless people were in an uproar.

Because of the clansmen present, there are many people whose cultivation cannot reach the mountain realm, that is to say, if Liu Muyun wants to kill them, he doesn't need to draw his sword, let alone draw his sword, he only needs to fart to solve them!

Liu Tao was also dumbfounded, he had already cultivated to the point that the muscles of his whole body had changed, but he was still lacking in the muscle carving of individual parts.

Obviously, Liu Muyun's cultivation of the big gluteal muscles has been superb, and he has reached another realm.

This realm, the ancestor did not say, but Liu Tao believed that after the third realm of muscle, there must be other realms.

After a long time, Liu Tao sighed with emotion and said with a smile: "Liu Muyun can answer this question, it is not accidental, but he really has this ability, come, everyone chirp for him!"

Bang Bang Bang!

The applause was thunderous, especially the clansmen of the Cutting Heaven Branch, all of them were excited and proud, their palms were red, and the applause was the most intense.

In the next test papers, everyone answered about the same, all of them were 10 points.

Void, Liu Tao cleared his throat, raised his whip, and said, "Now, let's look at the second question!"

The people were shocked.

"Question 2: The Road Traveled by Our Ancestors"

"Topic:

"The Biography of the Old Ancestors" records that once the old ancestor went out to travel and walked to a wasteland, the wasteland has no road, thorns paved the ground, and the four fields are vast. Faced with this scene, the ancestor said a word.

"Question: What did the ancestor say back then? and analyze the deep meaning of this passage!" (20 points)

After reading the title, the clansmen in the square had a fierce discussion.

Liu Tao didn't all go around the corner, and said directly: "It seems that everyone already knows the answer to this question, that's right! This question is very simple, and it is written on the spiritual and cultural corridor of our ancestors of the Liu family!"

"Come, everyone tell me in unison, what is this sentence that the ancestor said back then?"

In the square, all the clansmen shouted in unison: "There was no road on the ground, but when there were more people walking, it became a road!"

Liu Tao smiled with satisfaction.

At the same time, in the bronze coffin, the ancestor also smiled with satisfaction.

"My children and grandchildren are all good children!"

"What the ancestors said, more than a thousand years have passed, and I still remember it so clearly!"

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This question, the participating clansmen all answered, and the answer was accurate, and they analyzed that they had the courage to walk out of their own way, so they got a full score.

Except for the two of them, that is Duan Longhao and Kang Yuan!

On Duan Longhao's test paper, he replied like this: Hold the grass! Lao Tzu is lost again!

On Kang Yuan's test paper, he replied like this: faint to death, the map is fake, unscrupulous profiteer, I can't kill you when I come back!

The clansmen below saw the answers of the two and laughed.

The patriarchs and high-ranking members of the twelve veins also twisted their beards and laughed one by one, finding a sense of balance in their hearts.

You can't always be pressed by the main vein, and it's pretty cool to look at the jokes of the main vein once in a while!

Liu Tao and the others had extremely dark faces, and they felt that it would be a shame to let these two goods participate in the family competition.

Kang Yuan and Duan Longhao blushed with shame and lowered their heads and didn't dare to look at people.

Kang Yuan's daughter-in-law, Liu Qianxue, glared at Kang Yuan, and said, "Tonight, kneel outside the courtyard!

Duan Longhao's daughter-in-law, Liu Ahua, looked at Duan Longhao and didn't speak for a long time, Duan Longhao swallowed his saliva and said, "Daughter-in-law, I kneel on the washboard tonight, beg for forgiveness!"

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