Heroes save the United States
"Well, boss, are these ideas enough for you?" Zhou Qiang boasted proudly, in fact, this booklet was only bought at a roadside stall when he came home late, this kind of book, how can you buy it in a bookstore, just a name, I'm afraid it will be harmonized, right?
Xu Renjie looked at the group, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Yes, if Lao Tzu really soaked in Ling Xue Vulture, there will definitely be a credit to you, and you will be indispensable at that time." ”
Not to be outdone, Niu Peng also came over to take a few looks, and said, "Boss, then let me and the dwarf also come to help you study it, don't everyone say that three stinkers have topped one Zhuge Liang?" Ha Lu Ha. ”
Xu Renjie thought about it and said, "That's right, let's study and study together!"
After half a ring, Niu Peng stretched out his hand and pointed at the booklet, and said: "Boss, I think the above hero is a good plan to save the beauty, girls, they all hope that their boyfriend is a brave and strong man, if we give Ling Xuewu a little trouble, and then the boss goes over to help her settle down, not to mention that she can win the hearts of beauties all of a sudden, but the boss's impression in Ling Xueyu's heart must be greatly improved, right?" ”
"Well, I also think the fat man's proposal is good." Zhou Qiang said flatteringly on the side.
Xu Renjie was happy, but on the surface, he said with disdain: "Do you still need to say it?" I've thought of this a long time ago, but the fat man just said that it would make a little trouble, but it's debatable, you have to know that Ling Xueyu, this girl is the dignified daughter of the Ling family, if we make things bigger, I'm afraid there will be no good fruit to eat. ”
Niu Peng said with a smile: "Boss, I have a clever plan, even if something happens, it's just a trivial matter." ”
Xu Renjie glared at Niu Peng and said, "Damn, what are you selling, hurry up?" ”
Niu Peng smiled, and didn't dare to sell Guan Zi anymore, and said directly: "Boss, aren't all the TV played, are girls afraid of cockroaches?" Why don't we get a few cockroaches and put them at the feet of Ling Xue Vulture, when the boss runs over, pretends to suddenly see a cockroach, and then reminds Ling Xue Vulture, when the time comes, I estimate that Ling Xue Vulture will definitely jump up from his seat in fright, and then ......pounce straight into the boss's arms."
"Smack!" Xu Renjie slapped his palms, looked overjoyed, and said: "Grass, I can't see it, fat man, you have a big head, and you think more flexibly than others." Yes, that's a good idea, but where are we going to get a few cockroaches? ”
Zhou Qiang said: "Boss, I know that there must be cockroaches in a place in Ludao." ”
Xu Renjie said: "Where? ”
"The big cafeteria." Zhou Qiang smiled proudly: "The hygiene over there is very unclean, so there must be a lot of cockroaches." ”
"That's a good point." Xu Renjie glanced at Zhou Qiang appreciatively and said, "Shorty, then I'll leave this matter to you!"
"Huh?" Zhou Qiang's scalp was numb and said, "Boss, I'm afraid of ......"
"Holy!" Xu Renjie scolded: "Are you a man, are you afraid of catching a few cockroaches?" Less, you go with the fat man, I didn't see a cockroach before the end of the second class, you two won't use it. Oh, by the way, it's better to get the cockroaches half dead, otherwise when the time comes, they will definitely run away in all directions. ”
"Don't worry, boss, I'm not afraid of that thing." Niu Peng patted his chest and said.