002. The Legend of Tea Eggs
The car buzzed, and Yi Fei got into the off-road vehicle that originally belonged to the snakehead scarface. The fat man Gao Dabao glared at him in the car and asked, "Ah Yang, I've been friends with you for so long, why don't you know that you are so capable of fighting?" ”
Yi Feiyang smiled, "Everyone has secrets, so there are many things you don't know!" "As soon as I pressed the accelerator hard, the wheels of the SUV threw up a puff of mud, and then rushed out like a bison.
Not far away, the fat man saw a phone booth on the side of the road, so he shouted to Yi Feiyang: "Stop, stop quickly!" Call your family to report safety first! ”
Yi Feiyang swung his tail and stopped the off-road vehicle.
The fat man hurriedly got into the phone booth and touched the coin and threw it in...... Yi Feiyang hid aside, took out a box of cigarettes, flicked it with his fingers, a cigarette popped out, and he opened his mouth handsomely to bite it......
The smoke curled up, and in this heavy rain, it looked particularly hazy. A cigarette was almost finished, and Yi Feiyang scratched his eyebrows with his fingers holding the cigarette: "Fatty, have you finished fighting?" ”
"No, wait a minute." The fat man hugged the phone and cried profusely, saying that he was very good, he had come to the United States, and he should not worry about Yunyun.
Finally, when he finished calling, Yi Feiyang already had several cigarette butts under his feet.
"Ayan, it's your turn, you can also call home."
"Me? Forget it. Yi Feiyang felt a little unnatural about this "relative" who had never met.
"What's the matter? That's your parents, I don't know how worried about you now! Without saying anything, the fat man helped Yi Feiyang throw a coin, and then forced the phone into his hand.
Toot Toot Toot !!
After a burst of calls. The call went through.
An eager voice on the other end of the phone said, "Hey, is it Ayan?" Why don't you speak? Is something wrong? ”
Yi Feiyang knew that the person on the other end of the phone should be his "cheap mother", originally he wanted to deal with a few words indifferently, but for some reason, when he heard the anxious voice of the other party, a stream of heat poured into his body along the phone line.
"I ...... I'm fine, really good! You don't have to worry about me! Ahh A cold air hit, and Yi Feiyang couldn't help but sneeze.
The concerned words of "Mom" immediately came from the other side of the phone, "Ah Yang, what's wrong with you, do you have a cold?" If you have a cold, take medicine, go to the doctor, and don't stiffen yourself. It's best to go to Chinatown to see a Chinese doctor, those ghost doctors can't believe it......" Mom habitually nagged over there.
In the face of the "nagging" on the other side of the phone, someone who is not afraid of heaven and earth does not know how to deal with it. In his previous life, Yi Feiyang was an orphan and had never had the warmth of family affection, even in his dreams, family affection was so difficult to touch, but now...... The heat was warmer.
"Don't worry, Mom." Yi Feiyang shouted the word "Mom" into the phone for the first time, "I will definitely take care of myself, and besides, Feibao and I have already arrived in the United States, as long as we find a job, we will be able to send money back soon!" ”
Yi Feiyang said that the original "self" ran away because of debts, and his run was equivalent to throwing all the troubles to the family, and it is estimated that the family will have a very hard time.
"Ah Yang, listen to me, don't send the money here, your father has already paid off some of those accounts for you......" The mother on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, "Your father sold his taxi, and those debt collectors are also people, so they won't push us too quickly......"
"What? You mean dad, he'...... He sold his car? Yi Feiyang was stunned for a moment.
Yi Feiyang's father is a very traditional Hong Kong taxi driver, who has worked hard for more than ten years, and finally bought his own car three years ago, and can drive a car of his own to carry passengers, which is a sense of accomplishment for him.
Unexpectedly, his son owed a loan shark, forcing him to sell the car he had worked so hard to buy, and then continue to do his old job and drive for others. It can be said that Yi Feiyang's run away can be regarded as completely shattering his dream!
There's no way, most of the dads are loss-making deals!
"Your dad is fine, he can eat and drink, and he's still helping others drive...... Nowadays, the treatment of taxi drivers is also better, but it is a little harder, especially after sitting for a long time, there is a problem with the lumbar spine...... "Mom's voice became very soft.
Yi Feiyang, who has never understood what family affection is, suddenly felt that something was going to flow out of his eyes, and in front of him, he seemed to see a man with white temples, driving hard at night, eating cold rice, and beating his sore waist with his hand from time to time......
Mom~, it's so touching!
Yi Feiyang secretly burst into a foul language, this phone call can no longer go on, and simply said a few words of comfort to the other party on the phone, and then said "I'm fine, don't worry", Yi Feiyang hung up the phone decisively.
Walking out of the phone booth, Yi Feiyang took a deep breath outside, looked at the raining United States, and suddenly raised a sense of pride.
No matter what, I have to work hard here, not for myself, but also for the people on the other side of the phone! To make their lives better!
"Fatty, get in the car!" Yi Feiyang tightened his clothes.
"Ayan, did you cry just now?" The fat man got into the car and asked.
"Nope."
"Then why are your eyes so red?"
"Smoky!"
"You didn't cry, I cried." The fat man said, "Ayan, I miss home." ”
Yi Feiyang was silent for a moment and patted the fat man: "Manly man, blood does not shed tears!" Okay, cheer up, how to go now? ”
"Oh, let me see." The fat man cheered himself up and pulled out a crumpled map of the United States from his pocket. This is what they have prepared beforehand, so that they do not get lost.
"We're here now...... The place to go is here...... The current direction is ...... "Fat man look at the dark outside, the rain is sparse, look at a bird."
Scratching his head, "Anyway, just move forward!" The fat man said irresponsibly.
Yi Feiyang increased the throttle, and the off-road vehicle roared even crazier.
……
A few hours later.
Yi Feiyang's stomach began to growl, "Hey, Feibao, do you have anything to eat?" ”
The fat man was napping and opened his eyes in a daze: "Yes! As he spoke, he reached into his pocket and touched it, and after touching it for a long time, he found three tea eggs.
"Oh, that's all there is to it!"
"Wouldn't it? Does this fill your stomach? ”
"It's not possible, but it's memorable...... These three eggs were cooked for you by your mother before she left! ”
"My mother is also so loving, she even stuffed three tea leaves and eggs to let me run away!"
"Of course, your fucking eggs aren't ordinary eggs, your fucking balls ......"
"Stop!" Yi Feiyang hurriedly said, "Can you not mention my mother when you are mentioning eggs?" Also, how can the tea eggs that my mother boiled for me end up in your pocket? ”
"This ......" the fat man was a thief, "didn't you faint before, people were afraid that you would crush the balls, so they took it for you!" ”
"Oh, I have a heart!"
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, hehe!" The fat man smiled tactfully. "Come on, you eat one first!" The fat man peeled an egg and stuffed it into Yi Feiyang's mouth.
Yi Feiyang drove the car, and he was not polite, he swallowed the tea egg in one mouthful, chewed a few mouthfuls and muttered, "Why don't you eat it?" ”
"I'll eat it, hehe!" The fat man opened his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp...... Two eggs!
Yi Feiyang: "......?!" ”
……
Facts have proved that playing smuggling with three tea eggs is a very test of the stomach.
At least Yi Feiyang's stomach began to drum again.
The rain outside the car is getting heavier and heavier, and driving on rainy nights is also dangerous.
Fortunately, at this time, Yi Feiyang saw a motel next to him.
Stop the car and say, "Let's go, let's eat!" ”
"But we are smuggling......" The fat man saw that Yi Feiyang had gotten out of the car, gritted his teeth, and was caught, and it was better than starving to death if he was caught!
Yi Feiyang pushed open the door of the hotel drenched wet, and the wind chimes on the door jingled.
In the restaurant of the hotel, two white people and a black customer looked at Yi Feiyang who strode in in surprise.
Yi Feiyang wiped the rain from his face, didn't care about these strange eyes at all, walked straight to the dining table, sat down on the swivel chair, and then tapped the counter with his fingers, and said to the waitress who was brewing coffee: "Beauty, come and eat two, anything!" Better for two more hot cups of coffee! ”
Yi Feiyang speaks English fluently, which surprises the fat man who dares to go up later.
In the past, Ayan's English level was at the same level as himself, and he stammered, how can he ...... now? Yi Feiyang's changes are about to make the fat man numb.
Mustaches, sandwiches, fried chicken thighs, fries, and freshly heated coffee were served.
The fat man gobbled up, his hot lips trembled when he drank coffee, and this guy even drank it in one go. is so fierce and eating, I can see that the three ghost customers are dumbfounded.
Although Yi Feiyang was also very hungry, his eating appearance was much better, at least his coffee was drunk one by one, instead of raising his neck and pouring it down.
"Wow, that's so comfortable! I can't imagine that the fried chicken thighs in the United States are so delicious, and even the coffee is so delicious...... Belch! The fat man burped happily, then turned his head and asked Yi Feiyang, "Ah Yang, have you eaten well?" ”
Yi Feiyang drank his coffee and nodded.
"Waiter, pay the bill!" Along the way, the fat man was difficult to show off once, and looked at the waitress very coquettishly and said.
"Eighteen dollars in total." Said the waitress.
“OK!” The fat man reached into his crotch, and in the waitress stunned, the fat man finally found a plastic bag from the crotch of his pants in an extremely obscene posture of touching birds and playing with eggs.
The plastic bag is waterproof, leak-proof and anti-theft, and it is tightly wrapped in the US dollars exchanged in Hong Kong.
"Well, that's twenty dollars!" The fat man licked his lips, dipped his spit, carefully counted twenty dollars, and then handed it to the waitress, and when he handed over the money, he did not forget to pretend to be handsome and wink......
The waitress took the money, but felt a smell of urine rushing straight to Xiao Han...... Busy covering his nose, he frowned and said, "Thank you for your patronage." Ahem! ”
"Oh, you're so polite! But you don't seem to be looking for my money yet! The fat man said in half-baked English.
The waitress was stunned, didn't she tip?
The concept of tip for fat fart, for him, can save money, especially these dollars, it is not easy to exchange.
A big black guy next to him couldn't stand it, "Hey, I said man, you guys didn't come here smuggled?" ”
Before Yi Feiyang could cover the fat man's stinky mouth, the fat man had already spoken, "Hey, how do you know what to do?!" ”
“……?!”
The big black brother and the white man next to him immediately changed color, and looked at them as if they had seen a plague.
Seeing this scene, Yi Feiyang simply slapped the pistol inserted in his waist on the table with a "snap", and then turned around and said to the waitress with a big mouth with a smile: "I'm tired of you, beauty, two more copies, pack!" ”
The fat man added: "Remember to find money!" ”
……
The buggy restarted and rushed onto the road in the pouring rain.
"I'm sorry, Ayan, I shouldn't have talked too much, or we could have stayed at the hotel for one night." The fat man kept his head down, like a child who had done something wrong.
Yi Feiyang shrugged indifferently: "It's okay!" The sooner we start, the sooner we can get out of danger! ”
"But where do we go now? Would you like to see the map? The fat man pulled out the map of the old and sick United States.
Yi Feiyang snatched it up, tore the map in half and threw it away.
"Ayan, what are you doing?" The fat man hurriedly asked.
"It's useless to look at this thing!" Yi Feiyang held the steering wheel, "Let me ask you, what is the most famous in the United States?" ”
"McDonald's."
"What else?"
"KFC."
"Can you eat less?"
"That's ......" the fat man scratched his head, and suddenly a flash of inspiration, "Hollywood!" I love watching Hollywood movies the most! ”
Yi Feiyang smiled, "OK, then let's go to Hollywood!" ”
"Yay! Let's go to Hollywood! Go see the beauties! Go see the stars! "The fat man roared.
The corners of Yi Feiyang's mouth curled, he stepped on the accelerator sharply, and the car soared out, setting off a wave of mud under the wheels!