009. [Count You Ruthless]

On the streets of Los Angeles, in front of an ice cream stand.

A skinny white man in a black and white striped zebra suit and a zebra hat is accosting two hot beauties.

"Hey, dear beauties, do you know that it's a terrible thing for you to stand here and eat ice cream so unscrupulously!"

"What do you mean?" The two babes smirked.

"What I mean by this is that you should use your proud beauty to be an actor or a star, rather than standing on such a spacious street and being admired for free...... Your beauty is valuable, artistic, and a rare gift from God...... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, you can see what I do, and if you look at the way I dress, and my natural artistic temperament, you can definitely guess what I do......."

The two babes were a little confused, "So what the hell do you do?" ”

The white skinny man coquettishly conjured a business card from the brim of his hat: "Look, this is my business card!" I'm an excellent film director, and I always look for beautiful women with potential to be stars! ”

The two hot girls were fooled by the thin man, flipped through the business cards, and the little stars who wanted to be big stars popped up in their eyes.

The thin man is proud, he has tried this trick unpleasantly, and there is no beauty who does not want to be famous, just when he is triumphant, suddenly, "Hey, Bill Rabbit!" ”

"Who? Who's calling me? The thin white man looked back and saw a bearded man on a motorcycle.

The bearded man looked right, and was about to go up and grab the guy, but the rabbit Bill had already run away like a rabbit.

The bearded man was not in a hurry to chase, but put his finger in his mouth and whistled, and soon, the motorcycle was noisy, and a large group of bikers came out from all directions, competing to chase after him.

Bill's nickname "Rabbit" is not for nothing. I've been on the road for so long, and I've been chased hundreds of times, but I didn't escape with my own legs.

Nobody can catch me Bill the Bunny, no one can!

That's Bill's mantra. It is also a specialty that he is proud of.

There's no way, people like him who often owe debts can't get along without special skills.

Bill the Rabbit ran as hard as he could, with a motorcycle chasing after him.

To deal with this kind of motorcycle, Bill has his own way, he chooses to drill in the alleys, and occasionally knocks over a few garbage cans to get rid of the damn guy in the back.

In the past, this method definitely worked, but today he is not getting rid of a motorcycle, but a large group of motorcycles!

"Oh, shit! Oh my God, these guys are chasing after themselves for something! "Bill is like a wild dog running away, embarrassed.

Run, run, run!

Bill overturned several fruit stands, knocked over a dozen pedestrians, and jumped over the stroller...... Play acrobatics and run away desperately.

The unrelenting bikers behind him, humming their motorcycles, like a pack of unleashed hounds, bite him to the death.

Bill managed to catch his breath against the wall, and when he looked back, he saw that the motorcycle had been copied from the three breads again.

"Oh God!" With no escape, Bill had no choice but to bury his head in the alley next to him.

Whew, whew, Bill gasped, finally he couldn't hear the damn moth.

"Damn the guys, you still want to catch me with this ability, dream!" Bill the Rabbit muttered triumphantly, and suddenly his feet were mixed up, and in an extremely beautiful "dog eating" position, he fell to the ground very hard.

Yi Feiyang bent his legs, leaned against the wall, withdrew the newspaper in his hand, looked at the white thin man who tripped over his own foot, and asked, "I'm sorry, I tripped you!" ”

Bill grinned in pain: "Who are you from a son of a bitch?!" ”

"Oh, I'm the one who hired them to capture you!" Yi Feiyang shrugged.

At this time, they also chased after them on motorcycles. Because the alley was too narrow, he parked his motorcycle outside, and the bearded man was far away and began to shout: "Hey, man, the man has been caught, what about the rest of the money?!" ”

Yi Feiyang smiled, unceremoniously searched Bill's wallet, and casually took out the dollars in it and threw it to the beard.

"It's not enough!" The bearded man counted and said.

"Really?" Yi Feiyang began to take off Bill's poor ring, watch, and necklace around his neck again, and handed them to the beard, "What about these?" If that's not enough...... grabs Bill's hair, then breaks open his teeth to reveal a gold tooth inside, "You can pull this off!" ”

The bearded man and the young man were stunned, they had never seen such a ruthless one.

Bill babbled and struggled, poor fellow, and didn't know what he was talking about.

It is rare for a beard to "find a conscience", "shit, forget it, count me unlucky!" Let's go! With a shout, he led a group of younger brothers to ride a motorcycle and roared away.

The surroundings are finally quiet.

Yi Feiyang let go of Bill, who was like a dead dog, and Bill stuck out his tongue and gasped for air.

"You...... Who exactly? Where am I...... Offended you?! ”

"Hehe, you didn't offend me, you offended others...... Do you know Master Camel? He asked me to greet you! ”

Bill Bunny finally understood, "I don't have any money...... Kill me, God! ”

Bang Bang Bang !!

Yi Feiyang unceremoniously slapped him in the face with a newspaper, "Stupid! It's illegal to kill, how could I do it...... Secondly, I want to state that I never thought that you would be able to pay you back, so to speak, I am here to help you, not to catch you! ”

Rabbit Bill was stunned, "What do you mean, I don't understand." "A guy who chased himself like a dog said he wanted to help himself, who would believe it?!

The corners of Yi Feiyang's mouth curled, "Believe it or not, you have no way out now anyway...... and then said in a tone full of temptation, "You are short of money, and I am also short of money, so we can work together to make a big profit, and when you repay the debt, I can also get what I want, you say, how good!" ”

Bill shook his head violently, "I still don't understand. ”

"If you don't understand, you're right! If you understand, how will I mix up in the future! Yi Feiyang said, "Okay, let's talk about something practical, I heard that you can make a movie, right?" ”

"yes, what's the matter?" Bill was vigilant, and he couldn't help but be wary of this guy who had scavenged everything from himself.

"I love movies." Yi Feiyang smiled and said, "So I want you to help me make a movie." ”

"But I'm ...... I'm shooting color ~ love films! ”

"Ding-dong! What I want is a color ~ love film! "Yi Feiyang banged Bill's brain with a newspaper." And the more colored the better! ”

Bill didn't understand what the hell Yi Feiyang was doing, he only knew what he was doing now, and he could only take one step at a time.

"Come, let's go see your set and ask my friend to give you a little advice...... Don't be grateful to me, it's fate that we can get to know each other! Look at you, how embarrassed you are, tsk, it's really distressing! Yi Feiyang straightened Bill's collar.

Bill: "......"

That's shameless, isn't it?!