016. [Realistic version of "Inglourious Basterds"]
Okba is a black man by and out, to be precise, an Ethiopian of pure blood. From his name, you can see his origin, such a name is as common in Africa as China's Xiong Da, Xiong Er, Gouwa, and Gou Yu.
Once upon a time, Okba's great-grandfather was sold to the United States as a strong black slave. The life of a black slave was like that, soaking in the sugar cane plantation, sowing ~ planting ~ horses ~ potatoes, and sowing old corn, and of course, at night he tried to sow his wife's three inches of land, like many idle black men...... He sowed the seeds so that he had a great crowd of his sons and daughters, including Okba.
Okba is fifty-four years old, an age of wolf-like struggle for a man, and as a black man, it is a hundred times more difficult to succeed in the United States than those damn white people!
Okba is deeply touched by this.
As the director of the Los Angeles management department of HBO's cable television station in the United States, it took Okba two full years to climb from the bottom to this position!
Speaking of HBO, before 1998, it only broadcast some old movies and low-budget series with some limited footage, such as "Strange Tales of the World", "Apocalypse" and so on. The production of these dramas is very rough, most of them are in the form of unit dramas, and the content is mainly based on Xingshi Hengyan, which tells you a truth of life through a small story. Although the production is relatively rough, the content is quite interesting.
Since 1997, HBO has produced many high-quality original series, such as "Sex and the City" and "Prison", which have shone at the Emmy Awards, and because of their high quality, HBO has become more and more subscribed, and has slowly become a leader in the American cable television field.
Like many American TV stations, the entire organization of HBO cable TV in the United States is full of bureaucracy and racial discrimination, and Okba overcomes them all one by one, for him, whether it is licking the ass of a white boss or shining shoes for a leader, he has only one purpose, that is, to work hard to climb up!
When you stand at the peak of power, then all the suffering you have suffered will be turned into dividends and rewarded to you!
This is Okeba's motto.
Now, he did!
In the spacious and bright office, Okba is trying to swing an indoor golf club with a fat belly. Beside him, the high-end stereo is playing Beethoven's famous symphony "Destiny", the sound of the piano is sonorous and powerful, giving people excitement~ feelings.
"Oh, shit!" Okba swung a shot, and the petite golf ball rolled to the edge of the hole and stopped.
At this time, the phone rang in the room.
"Sir, there is a Chinese surnamed Yi who wants to see you!" The voice of the female secretary came from the other end of the phone.
Okba didn't stop his golf, making a funny gesture at the ball, and said to the phone, "That Chinese guy again?!" Tell him not to come! I'm so busy at work that I won't see him! ”
In the past few days, the Chinese surnamed Yi has called from time to time, even ran over to ask to see him, and swore that if he did not see him, Okba would regret it.
!
Okba doesn't believe this bullshit.
As the director of Los Angeles Cable TV, every day he meets a lot of inexplicable people, who don't want to get benefits from him, or want to get his favor and promotion. But our dear Mr. Okba is principled, not a big man, not a beautiful woman, he will not meet at all, especially an obscure little person like this, and he is still a shit Chinese!
Okba, who has been subjected to racial discrimination for many years, has now changed from a discriminated against to a discriminator.
Discrimination made him get an unprecedented sense of pleasure~ , just like a noble emperor, who reprimanded those low-blooded miscellaneous servants.
He doesn't like the Chinese, thinking that these people are just locusts who have jumped to the United States, grabbing food, drink, and work! The most hateful thing is that these people make money and hold on to it, not to spend but to deposit it in the bank! Damn, haven't they studied economics, money is only called money if it is in circulation, save it, it's a fart!
"Also, tell him not to come to me again! Otherwise, let the security guards kick him out! Okba gave the order.
The female secretary said and said. Then he hung up.
"Raised by a son of a bitch, who do you think I am, anyone can see me!" Okba swung his club and the golf ball rolled out of the ball with a "whoosh......
But within a few minutes, the phone rang again.
Before the female secretary could speak, Okba said angrily, "What's the matter? Didn't I say it, don't bother me if there's nothing urgent! "He didn't go to the hole, he's in a bad mood.
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir." There was an apologetic voice on the phone, "It's Miss Lily, she said she made an appointment with you to meet today." ”
"Lily? Which Lily? Oh wait, let me think about it......" Okba knocked on the door of his head, "Is it the little supporting role who plays a trick in "Desire ~ Hope City", and spills coffee on his body every time he drinks coffee?" ”
"Yes, sir, it's the young lady."
"Oh, that's good, you tell her, let her wait for me at the door of the company first, I'll just have something to do later!"
"Very well, sir, and I will do as you tell me." The female secretary hung up.
Okba shrugged, slipped the damn golf club into his pocket, and hummed an American ballad, only the lyrics were altered by him, "Little lamb to the door, what should I do as a big bad wolf?" Whoa, I'm screaming, whether to eat her or not, ask my dear grandmother to find out ......"
Okba hummed and danced, and sprayed the perfume into his armpit, and after thinking about it, he pulled open his crotch and sprayed it inside.
……
Outside HBO Cable TV.
Yi Feiyang sat in a red Ford car, leisurely fiddling with a coin.
The coin rolled between his fingers, spinning back and forth as if by magic, and it was dazzling to watch.
Yi Feiyang rolled the coin while looking at Bill the rabbit who was fighting with the security guard at the gate of the company.
Bill was obviously annoyed, the security guards said nothing to let him in, he struggled hard, like a sturgeon struggling to go upstream to ovulate, trying to rush over, but the security guards were obviously very insistent on their duty and did not give him a chance to exploit the loopholes.
Frustrated and frustrated, Bill reluctantly returned to his car after giving the security guard a middle finger drop.
"Damn bastards, don't give any face, I said, I want to see that mother-friendly Okba has something, they didn't even bother to pass the word, and they just blasted me out! God, is this still a democratic and free America? It's harder to see a bullshit supervisor than to meet the president of the United States! Rabbit Bill nagged as he wiped the stains from the car with his sleeve.
This red Ford sedan is his wife, who came out to negotiate business and deceive people to invest, and she all relied on her to act as a façade.
"Dear Yi, aren't you angry at all?" Bill looked at Yi Feiyang, who was not shocked, and couldn't help but ask.
Yi Feiyang flicked the coin with his fingernails very chicly, and then held it suddenly, as if he was not holding a coin, but everything he was planning.
"What's there to be angry about?! We are not gentlemen, let alone visitors, we are blackmailers, there is no need to play so many fancy intestines! ”
"But ......" "No, but!" Yi Feiyang interrupted Bill's words, "You remember, we are not good people, we are not good people, we are here for money, as long as we can achieve our goals, we can do whatever it takes, do you understand?" ”
Yi Feiyang's bandit domineering stunned Bill, who has always regarded himself as a literary and artistic youth, never thought that a person could talk about his interests so grandly and swear.
"Shit, are you really outdated?" Bill shook his head violently, beware of being brainwashed by someone.
……
Not far away, HBO's automatic revolving door opened, and a fat black man with a big belly walked out of it.
"Oh God, it's him! He's Okba! Rabbit Bill said excitedly, "In charge of the entire Los Angeles HBO cable TV station, as long as you can hook up with him, then, it's hard for you to think of not being famous!" ”
Looking at the black fat man in front of him, Yi Feiyang scoffed, such a guy can also be called a cow? The United States is too blind.
Not far away, the great Mr. Okba got into his super-gorgeous private BMW, and a graceful woman walked up to his window and knocked on it.
Okba smiled, "Oh, so it's dear Miss Lily, please get in the car." ”
The bewitched girl sneered, kissed the glass coquettishly, and then pulled the door open and got inside.
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"Ah, I'm not dazzled, am I? That was the ...... Miss Lily? She's so cute, I love her role in Sex and the City! Bill the Rabbit looked at the scene ahead with some dumbfoundedness.
Yi Feiyang didn't know who Lily was, and he didn't think the other party was cute...... If you have to talk about feelings, he thinks that the other party is very charming and coquettish, such a woman used to be on Temple Street in Hong Kong, a hundred yuan!
Ahead, Okba started the car and drove slowly away with the coquettish Miss Lily.
Yi Feiyang said to Bill: "Catch up!" Bill was still tinkering with his Ford, which was comparable to his wife, and Yi Feiyang was so anxious that he simply kicked him away, "Go aside!" "Directly in charge of driving.
"Oh God, please be gentle, this is my wife...... Slow down, slow down, don't be so impulsive, she can't stand your rough ravage! ”
In the wailing of Bill the rabbit, Yi Feiyang did not have the slightest sense of pity and cherishing the jade, started the accelerator, and flew out of the ground with a bang.