In the confessional room, Yi Feiyang pretended to be a priest and helped the girl named Jessica next door to say a heavy prayer.

Although he is not very familiar with the content of the prayer, the more movies do not bother him. A series of babbling, but it seems to be the same.

Prayer is over.

"Father Xie Lu, thank you for helping me pray. It's just that I'm very confused now, and I don't know if what I'm doing is right or wrong. Shouldn't I refuse my boyfriend's sexual requests? ”

"You're doing the right thing without you!" Yi Feiyang said, "Remember, there is love before sex, this is true love, on the contrary, you try the forbidden fruit too early, it will only bring erosion to your future life!" Besides, you're only seventeen years old, you're still young, what's the hurry! ”

"But many of my friends, you know, they are no longer virgins, and ideologically, am I very outdated?"

Damn American values!

Yi Feiyang scolded secretly, in his previous life, he had watched a lot of youth movies such as "American Pie" and "Not Suitable for Children", and he felt that the sexual concepts of American teenagers were incredible.

"No, I think it's good for you to walk like this." Yi Feiyang finally stopped ridiculing nonsense, and said seriously, "Everyone has their own values, and you don't need to change yourself in order to cater to others." Remember, be principled and persistent, and don't give up on your beliefs easily. If you give in one step now, then you will give in ten steps in the future, and then you will be even more confused, and you will not be able to figure out whether what you are doing is right or wrong. ”

Yi Feiyang's words went straight to the girl's heart, originally, as an adolescent rebellious girl, she had limited understanding of a certain aspect, and how could a "person who came over" like Yi Feiyang say the essence.

But the girl hesitated for a moment, but said, "But I ...... Occasionally, I think about that, for example, I like to watch male models in swimsuits in magazines, and even when I watch an intimate scene like "Ghost Love", I feel hot and uncomfortable...... Am I bad at heart? ”

Yi Feiyang: "......?!" ”

It's too straightforward, right?!

"This will happen, especially in adolescence, the phenomenon is very common, so don't worry too much."

I can't say much about it.

"Really?" The girl named Jessica asked, "Am I really not a bad girl?" ”

"God can prove that you are pure!"

Hearing Yi Feiyang say this, the girl next door seemed to be very happy.

……

Ten minutes later.

"Thank you, Father, I have never repented, and I never imagined that I would be so happy when I came to confess for the first time." Jessica said.

"It is my privilege to be able to help lost lambs like you. God bless you, Amen. ”

Pretend to be like a god, pretend to be a ghost like a ghost. Someone thinks they have a talent for acting.

"I'm going to have to pray at the end, can you, priest?"

"Of course, you can pray." Yi Feiyang exhaled, thinking how difficult it was to be a priest, it turned out that it was too easy to talk to people and solve the problem of puberty.

The girl next door began to clasp her fingers tightly and put them to her chest in prayer: "Lord Almighty, I sincerely repent to you for what I have done that is not in accordance with the teachings of the Bible, and ask for your forgiveness, and ask the Lord to help me to overcome these vices and become holy...... Thank you, God Almighty, and hope that you will always bless me and keep me away from those annoying afflictions...... I, Jessica Alba, promise you that I will follow the Lord's will, strive to be myself, and face everyone around me with a grateful heart...... In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. ”

At the beginning, Yi Feiyang listened indifferently and smoked at the same time, but suddenly, his ears moved.

What? Jessica Alba?!

Could it be...... Chocolate sweetheart?!

Yi Feiyang's mind immediately came to mind the sexy girl with brown skin and brown eyes who danced the pole dance in the classic blockbuster "Sin City" in his previous life.

Could it be that God is so attached to me that I bumped into the sexy goddess of Hollywood in the future?!

Thinking of this, Yi Feiyang came to his senses, and without waiting for the other party to leave after praying, he immediately asked, "What did you say." Your name is Jessica Alba? ”

"yes, what's the matter, Father?" The other party was surprised.

"That's right," someone began to play ghost ideas, "last night when I was sleeping, God gave me a dream that in the future, you will meet a Hollywood super diva, you have to discuss the truth of life with her, and you must not miss it." ”

"Hollywood superdiva, you mean...... Is it me? ”

"Of course, who else will it be but you."

The girl was visibly excited.

"I, really...... Become a diva? ”

"Believe in yourself, miracles will happen, but ......"

"But what?"

"There's one condition, though."

"A condition?"

"Yes, you need someone to help you and help you get on this walk of fame."

"Who is that man? Who can help me? ”

"I don't know his name, but he's from the East, the mysterious East!"

"You're saying that a mysterious Oriental man can help me."

"So to speak."

"Father, don't be kidding, I have a lot of friends around me, but none of them are from the East."

"Why don't you believe me?" Someone is in a hurry. "Your name is Jessica Alba, your mom is Canadian, French, and Danish, and your dad is Mexican and American. So you have striking brown skin and beautiful dark brown eyes. When you were young, you moved a lot, and you had a sense of drift for your family...... You started acting at the age of 13, but unfortunately you were unlucky, and you have always been a small supporting role, or you have played some negative role, which makes you very distressed...... Am I right? ”

The girl next door was completely stunned, dumbfounded, and stunned.

was knocked out by Yi Feiyang's magic stick.

Is this a church priest?

Or a gypsy fortune teller?!

How can it be so accurate?!

Could it be ......

Yi Feiyang is proud, if I don't show you a few tricks, you still don't know how powerful I am as a pseudo-priest!

But just when someone was complacent, Jessica Alba suddenly said, "Oh shit! Are you colluding with Mike and the gang to trick me? I just know that you guys will try to trick me! Damn it, I can't spare you! ”

Yi Feiyang: "......?!" ”

While he was confused, Jessica Alba had already left the confessional in a rage and went to settle accounts with her partner. She couldn't believe that these were God's will, and that only a friend who betrayed himself could explain it.

By the time Yi Feiyang realized that he had gone too far, Jessica Alba's shadow had long since disappeared.

"No, it's hard to catch such a high-quality stock, you can't let her slip away like this!" Yi Feiyang hurriedly took off the clothes he was hanging, and then rushed out.

In such a hurry, he almost ran into an old white man.

The old man, dressed in a priest's clothes, suddenly saw someone running out of his confessional and asked, "Who are you?" How could it be in my house? ”

"Ah, is this your house? I'm sorry, I borrowed it for a while...... "Yi Feiyang wanted to get out of the way."

But the old priest stopped him, "What are you doing in the house?" Oh God, the smell of smoke! ”

"Ahem, I said I'm sorry, I just smoked a few cigarettes!"

"Oh, may God forgive you......"

While Yi Feiyang was entangled with the real priest, Jessica Alba had already walked to the door of the church.

At the gate, Anne Hathaway had finished talking to Sister Emma, when someone suddenly asked, "Excuse me, where is the nearest bus stop?" ”

Anne Hathaway looked back, such a beautiful girl, as sexy and cute as a Barbie doll.

At the same time, Jessica Alba also felt that her eyes lit up, she was also stunned by Hathaway's appearance, she had never seen such a beautiful girl, if you looked closely, she was cold and noble, like a princess in a fairy tale.

"You can go to the left, there is the nearest bus stop."

"Thank you." Jessica laughed.

"You're welcome." Hathaway nodded.

Since then, Hollywood has been cold and glamorous in the future, and the two superstars have passed by!

Not long after Jessica left, Yi Feiyang got rid of the verbose priest and chased him to the door of the church.

"Annie, you don't see a girl?" Yi Feiyang looked around, but didn't see anyone, so he asked Anne Hathaway, who was standing at the door.

"Girls?" Anne tilted her head to look at him. "Isn't it beautiful?"

"Yes, like a Barbie doll!"

"She's gone." Anne said.

"Damn, I didn't catch up!" Yi Feiyang was very annoyed. But I didn't notice the subtle change in Anne Hathaway's affection.

"What, you know her?"

"Oh no, it's kind of acquaintance...... Just met. Yi Feiyang didn't know what to say.

"What's the matter with her?" Anne Hathaway looked at him with beautiful talking eyes.

"I'm looking for her...... Hey, why do you ask so much? ”

"Just curious." Hathaway's tone was cold. "Also, I'm going home, thank you for your help. If you're in a hurry, you don't have to send me! With that, Hathaway walked away.

Yi Feiyang: "No...... It doesn't matter if I send you or not, but I don't know the way...... Hey, go slow! "Someone chased after him.

Along the way, Yi Feiyang felt very incredible, how could he be so lucky to meet the two queens of the future, but it was a pity that one planned to be a nun and serve her God for the rest of his life; One flew as soon as they met, and I don't know if I can meet again in the future.

Alas, fate has not arrived, and it is useless to force it!

Someone comforts himself.

Anne Hathaway didn't speak all the way, only occasionally glanced at Yi Feiyang.

Seeing Yi Feiyang holding his arms and sighing, for some reason, Hathaway's mind suddenly appeared like a chocolate girl; Then, her heart, a little ...... Sour.