What a cheat!

Facing the cinema with a lot of doors.

Guarding the ticket gate, the fat man who was busy preparing to open was already idle and about to doze off.

"Buzz, buzz!" A fly flew onto the window glass in front of the fat man's eyes, and with a snap, the fat man swatted it to death with the fly fear.

"Ah Yang, it looks like we're going to be finished, the show is still ten minutes away, but not even a single ticket has been sold!" The fat man said dejectedly.

"Don't worry, it'll get better slowly, the main thing is that they haven't seen our drama yet, and they don't know how good it is." Yi Feiyang comforted the fat man, but in fact, he was a little confused.

"Look, there's no one over there!" Yi Feiyang pointed to the three audience members and said, "As long as someone comes in to watch, we are a big step towards victory." ”

Three young black men walked up to the fat man who was selling tickets and said, "Hey, man, is this Blair the Witch, if so, come on three!" ”

The guys are used to watching these little movies, and asked casually.

The fat man was depressed and pointed to the words on the poster: "Look clearly, thriller!" ! Do you want to watch it? ”

"Thriller? Don't look at it, buddy go! The three black youths waved their hands and left.

Yi Feiyang sighed and said to the fat man: "Tickets are not sold like this, you can explain the audience's questions, but you can't explain it so aggressively." Besides, you can be tactful and trick them into the theater first, and as for what they say later, then let them do it! ”

"No, I'm a principled man," said the fat man, "no matter how bad the business is, I can't deceive the audience!" ”

Yi Feiyang was speechless.

After a while, a few more wandering young people came, also asking the question just now, and the fat man answered truthfully, and the result can be imagined, not a single ticket was sold.

Yi Feiyang suddenly felt as if he had lost control, and originally thought that he could make a lot of money by spending a lot of money to be a second-hand dealer, but now it seems that he was too naïve.

Whether "Blair the Witch" can write the legend of the past life seems to have become unknown.

There are still 10 minutes left before the movie is shown.

Yi Feiyang's forehead was a little sweaty, looking at the still cold and deserted door of the movie theater, he was about to scold his mother.

The fat man was also anxious, he began to regret that he was straightforward, why did he want to drive away those guys who watched, he could have tricked them into rushing in first, but in front of Yi Feiyang, he couldn't admit his mistake.

Just when the two brothers were anxious, suddenly, their eyes lit up, and they saw Natasha, an adult film actress who once played the heroine in "SpongeBob SquarePants", wearing extremely revealing clothes and running with four or five sisters to cheer.

"Dear Yi, we know that your new play is about to be released tonight, so run over and see if there is anything we can do to help?" Natasha asked.

"This ...... It doesn't seem to be. Yi Feiyang spread his hands and looked at the super deserted theater door.

"Maybe we can do something about it now." Natasha walked up to the fat man, took the ticket in his hand, and then beckoned to her female companion, "Sisters, let's go to the door and sell tickets!" ”

Then, a miracle happened!

I saw Natasha and her group of beautiful sisters stop at the entrance of the theater, and immediately attracted everyone nearby.

"Hey, pretty girl, what are you doing?"

"We're selling tickets, how about it, handsome guy, cheer up, right?"

"Of course, come, get me one!"

……

"Beauty, what's the benefit of us going in and watching a movie?" A young black man asked with a grin.

"Of course, if you look good, I can give you a fragrant kiss!" Natasha flew out with a kiss.

The young black man immediately felt crispy all over his body, "Okay, bring me one!" ”

……

"Beauty, what kind of film is this? Is it good-looking? ”

"Of course it's good-looking, it's a thriller! If you watch it with your girlfriend, you are guaranteed that she will burrow into your arms! ”

"Is it really that good? Okay, get me two! ”

……

I have to say that beauty promotions are tried, especially a human stunner like Natasha, not to mention men, even women can't resist her charm.

So with the help of Natasha and her group of sisters, in just three or four minutes, one or twenty tickets had already been sold.

Seeing this situation, the fat man Gao Jiabao pulled the Indian feather on his head, and then said very dejectedly: "It looks like my feather has a bird's use!" ”

Yi Feiyang didn't expect such a wonderful change in the situation, and he was quite grateful to Natasha and the others in his heart.

But before he could thank him, he saw Jack Lake, the fat man, and Bill the Rabbit beckoning a large group of people to come over.

"Dear Yi, look, we've brought all our friends over to cheer! Many of them are still college students, and they will definitely help promote this drama well! ”

Looking at it, there were fifty or sixty people in the black press, and Yi Feiyang was completely stunned.

Seeing Yi Feiyang in a daze, Rabbit Bill and Fat Jack waved their hands, "Guys, this drama is the legendary devil video recently, don't you want to find the facts, then go to the cinema now!" ”

A group of people poured directly into the theater.

The fat man Gao Jiabao is here, "Make up the ticket, don't forget to make up the ticket!" ”

……

Looking at so many "admiring" college student audiences, Yi Feiyang slapped his head, damn, how could he forget this, the reason why this drama became popular in his previous life was because of these college students. Fortunately, Fat Jack and Rabbit Bill are alert enough to use their connections to develop their audience.

……

No one thought that a miracle would happen like this. The movie theater, which was originally full of people, became overcrowded. And those guys who originally planned to watch from the sidelines, when they saw that so many people were going to the cinema, they couldn't help but want to buy tickets to enter the theater to see what was going on.

So, the fat man began to get busy, constantly collecting money, tearing tickets, tearing tickets, and collecting money again.

Yi Feiyang also began to be busy maintaining order and arranging for people to enter the venue to avoid accidents.

After a while, I have been busy for a while, and the movie that has been delayed is about to start. Yi Feiyang and the fat man finally took a breath.

At this time, Big Bird Lucci arrived with his nephew Robert Jr., "Oh man, it looks like we're late, are there any seats?" ”

"The seat is gone, do you want a bench?" The fat man handed out two plastic stools.

"Let's make do with it." Luffy grinned, and little Robert next to him pointed to the popcorn next to the fat man and said, "Uncle, I want to eat!" ”

Fatty: "Three cents a pack!" ”

Yi Feiyang took a pack and handed it to Little Robert: "He said to play, I'll give you this, it's free!" ”

"Hehe, Xie Lu Xie Yi, you are such a good person!" The little kid grinned, then wrinkled his nose at the fat man, "You're a badass!" ”

"Bad for your size, believe it or not, I won't let you eat it!"

The little kid hurriedly dragged his uncle away.

"Ayan, the business is not for you to do, everything is discounted, or it is free, and we will lose to death!" The fat man said earnestly.

"Hehe, you're still careful, this kind of thing is a trivial matter. To be a human being, you must be humane. ”

"Well, I can't tell you. Let me see if I have gained much today. The fat man began to count the money happily.

Yi Feiyang didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, he turned around and was about to enter the venue to take a look, but suddenly saw a person, and said in his heart, why is she here?!