Can "Blair the Witch" go against the sky and sprint to today's Los Angeles summer vacation?!

With the effect of the audience's discussion after the premiere, Yi Feiyang became more ambitious.

In fact, when he bought the copyright of the play "Blair the Witch" with 200,000 US dollars, he had already planned to make this play a unique box office dark horse in history, and even surpass the unnatural achievements of the Dao he knew in his previous life and create a new miracle!

The reason why "Blair the Witch" suddenly "exploded" in a previous life is very simple, because it is a "pseudo-documentary" that captures the awe and curiosity of most Americans about "witchcraft", and creates a "Midnight Bell"-style atmosphere.

Therefore, Yi Feiyang decided to concoct the same method to carry forward the mystery of this "pseudo-documentary", so that all Americans know how amazing this weird film is.

In order to deceive and fool those young Americans who like to join in the fun and find excitement, Yi Feiyang took out the $30,000 he had worked hard to get the first pot of gold and formulated a strict plan.

The whole plan is divided into two large steps.

First of all, we must do a good job of "non-governmental propaganda".

The day after the successful release of "Blair the Witch" in a small movie theater, Yi Feiyang asked Bill, the rabbit who had spent a while in college, to stay up late to write a paper on "Some Historical Studies on Blair the Witch", and then sent it to the "North American Witchcraft Research Association" of the University of California.

That's right, there is such a research association that makes people hurt the egg, not to mention the democratic, free and open United States, there are all kinds of wild associations.

The president of the association was an old white man named Anthony who was dedicated to unearthing the mystical sacrificial witchcraft of North America.

It is said that this gentleman once went to the Amazon alone to find a headhunter tribe who is good at "shrinking human heads", and ate an insect feast with the tribal leader, drank hedgehog urine wine, and then called him a brother, and then he was honored to appreciate the witchcraft of the headhunters to "shrink human heads".

"It usually takes several days to shrink the head of the hunter, and in each process there is a ritual of eating, drinking, and dancing. The head of the human body is shrunk, the upper and lower eyelids of the eyes are sewn so that the soul who wants revenge cannot see the outside world, the mouth is sewn so that the soul cannot escape, and then the head of the god is wrapped in cloth and held in a clay pot during a solemn ceremony, usually buried under the hut of the victorious warrior. ”

This report of the old man Anthony won him a great reputation, and then he became a professor-level expert in witchcraft, and was awarded the honorary title of honorary president of the "Witchcraft Society" by the University of California.

The obsession with witchcraft in North America has made the old man Anthony also famous in the entire American occult field, at least many people have visited him, and there are not a few people like Bill who have written ghost "papers" and sought his advice.

Of course, our old man still has two brushes, at least he can see at first glance that this so-called bullshit "Blair witch" is pure nothing.

"I've looked through all the history of witches, and I haven't found this one named Blair, Mr. Bill, are you teasing me?" When the old man is angry, he is ready to chase away the guests.

Rabbit Bill smiled, "Dear professor, you only read the first half of my paper, but you didn't see the last side, maybe after reading it, you will change your mind." ”

"Hmph, don't be flattering, I've seen a lot of people like you, just write a witch out of it, and I don't want to make a ......name for it," Professor Anthony flipped through the paper, and finally, saw the last page...... There's a check for $3,000 there!

"Perhaps, my view is a little narrow, for the history of witches, in addition to the records in the books, we also want to allow some folk circulars to join, such as the mysterious Lady Blair ......"

With the enthusiastic help of Professor Anthony, Bill Rabbit's "Some Historical Studies on Blair the Witch" was finally published in a special issue run by the California Witchcraft Society.

Then, through the circulation of newspapers and periodicals in major cities, it is constantly reprinted in other magazines, and then reprinted......

At the same time, at the University of California, the story "about the witch Blair" began to circulate.

"Hi dude, have you heard the story of Blair the witch? I heard that this guy specializes in killing children! ”

"Hey, man, does Blair the witch know what? She was a terrible witch with amazing magical powers, and anyone who was cursed by her would not die well! ”

……

"Have you seen a movie about Blair the witch? I heard that it was a real death record, and it was terrifying! ”

"I haven't seen it, but I've heard that the two college students who shot that movie have been cursed to death, God, it's terrible!"

……

"The filmmaker is dead, but the cursed movie is being released!"

"What an unlucky guy, in order to shoot some witch, he ran so far, and even took his life after the worst!"

……

News that the witch Blair and the photographer were cursed and had burped the flames spread on the campus of the University of California. Through this campus, this terrifying gossip, like a virus, spreads and soon spreads to other schools.

As the most unlucky guys of all time, Dennis and Adjado undoubtedly became the two filmmakers who were cursed to death in "Horror Tales".

When they squandered the $200,000 they had gotten, drank red wine, soaked in hot springs, hugged horses, and smoked marijuana, the news also reached the ears of the two guys.

From the very beginning, Dennis and the others thought that Yi Feiyang was a complete Chinese fool, and spent 200,000 yuan to buy a bullshit DV film shot by himself, either his head was in the water, or his head was kicked by a donkey.

But now, Daniel and the others suddenly had a feeling that maybe it was himself who was kicked in the head by the donkey.

"Shit, what the hell is this damn guy doing? We are living so well, how can we suddenly die? What bullshit Blair, it's all our foolishness, but he took it seriously! Adyado said angrily.

"Calm down, man!" Dennis shook the bright red wine and took a sip gently, "Now that we have sold this play to that Chinese guy, the rest of the story has nothing to do with us!" ”

"That's a good thing to say, what do you see he's doing? Constantly exaggerating the witch stories we make up, and publishing research on 'Blair the Witch' in bullshit magazines! God knows that we are the real parents of this Blair lady! ”

"So what? Now that we've sold the rights, that is, no matter what happens, this Blair the Witch has nothing to do with us! Dennis repeated.

"Man, don't you think...... We sold this drama, and it seems that we lost money? Adjado said cautiously.

"What do you mean by that?"

"That's what I mean...... Originally, it was very cool to earn 200,000 yuan from that stupid Chinese guy, but now with the release of this drama...... I suddenly had a hunch that maybe we were stupid! ”

Dennis: "......?! ”

"Shit! Are you blaming me? Now that we've spent the money, what else? Are you crying and shouting for that damn Chinese guy to give us back?! Dennis lost his temper.

"Ahem, I'm just talking casually, you don't have to be so angry!" Adyado whispered.

Dennis was angry, but he didn't know if he was angry with himself or his companions.

"That damn Chinese guy !!"

He scolded indignantly.

However, the happy life of the next two was broken by the police who came to the door.

Reason: Someone anonymously reported that "Blair the Witch" was a real murder. And they may well be the murderers!

What, murderer?!

Dennis and Adjado thought it was the most ridiculous joke in the world. Originally, they wanted to fool the audience by making such a pseudo-documentary, but now they found that it was themselves who were fooled the most.

Those policemen didn't intercede with them, they made confessions and made notes, and they were busy for most of the day, and the two realized that they had been reported.

The two of them are not fools, and they know who is good for them when they think about it with their butts.

God, please kill this abominable Chinese with thunder!

Please!

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