046.Guild Wars

The United States is a country full of justice and positive energy, and of course, these are the contents of American blockbuster propaganda.

Anyone with a little bit of brains knows that the United States is a country where money and law go hand in hand.

If you have money, you can hire a lawyer to drill the law.

In the same way, Confucius can make money by drilling the law.

Now, the hapless Denis and Adjado, under the command of barrister Johnson, are ready to drill the Confucius of law.

First of all, they published an article in the famous American magazine "Los Angeles Daily" called "Revealing the Truth, Who Is the Creator of the Witch".

In this article, the two men used crying writing to deceive the two of them for Yi Feiyang, and fooled the DV movie worth 200 million box office, making the two super wronged; The most important thing is that the director and screenwriter of this dark horse film that has been successfully released are actually signed by "Yi Feiyang", which makes the original creators Dennis and Edya so amorous? !

"Yes, we now wash our faces with tears, we regret it, we are chagrined, we have been blinded by someone by a despicable deception; We also admit that we were very satisfied with the selling price of $200,000 at the time, but God knows, the total box office of this drama has reached more than 200 million? What is this concept? It's a concept that makes us enough to commit suicide by jumping into the sea without erasing our shame! ”

"Now, we don't want anything else, we respect the law, we respect the contract, but we ask someone to tell the truth, who filmed the play "Blair the Witch"?!"

"We are asking for the authorship of this play back, it's as simple as that! I ask everyone to keep their eyes open and understand that I, Dennis, and my good friend Adjado are the creators of this 200 million film! We are the deities, everyone else is an impostor! No matter how high-sounding the reason he occupies, it can't change this fact! ”

This article is very lethal, and once it is released, it will stir up a thousand waves with one stone!

Especially when "Blair the Witch" was hyped up, this news detonated the tracking and publicity of the media even more.

"Oh, it turns out that the original "Witch" has another person, and he published an article to swear justice!"

"Who are the directors and screenwriters of the 200 million dark horse? Confusing, stay tuned! ”

"200 million dark horses cause controversy, is it 200 million big guides, or are they second-class dealers from China?!"

"Whether the matter is true or not, I hope the person concerned will give an explanation!"

……

In the face of all this overwhelming gossip news, Louis Carr, as the lawyer representing Yi Feiyang, had to stand up and make a brief statement.

"The United States is a free, democratic and equal country, first of all, we should not use a racist perspective to judge the right and wrong of things, we should show our American tolerance and generosity to examine the truth of this incident; Secondly, as far as I know, when Mr. Yi Feiyang obtained the copyright of "The Witch", the play had not yet been edited. What does this mean, it means that the auto parts processing plant, sells the parts to the assembly company, and the assembly company assembles it into a car and finally sells it, so we have to ask, who should name this car, is it a processing plant, or an assembly plant?! ”

"Finally, I want to remind everyone, why didn't Dennis and Mr. Adjado stand up and accuse before, but this drama has a box office of over 100 million, so they stand up and roar that the right of authorship belongs to them, what does this mean? Money is really omnipotent, it can make the face thicken completely! ”

I have to say that Carl's move is very powerful, and it directly hits Dennis and Edjado's love for money. People can't help but be more curious, these two fools who suddenly appeared have already sold the copyrights, and what are they making a fuss about.

Counsel Johnson seemed to have expected Yi Feiyang's side to make a move, and called a press conference without hurry.

At the crowded press conference, barrister Johnson invited his second magic weapon...... the hero and heroine of the play "Blair the Witch".

In the face of the media rushing to interview, Barrister Johnson carefully guided the actors, "Don't be afraid, just tell the truth about this play." ”

The actress said: "Yes, this play was written and filmed by Dennis and Adjado. ”

"Wow, I see!"

"The filmmaker and the director are those two stupid guys!"

"China Yi is really a second-class dealer!"

……

There was a lot of talking.

Faced with this situation, Barrister Johnson snickered and encouraged: "Go on, please keep talking, speak boldly." ”

Actress: "To be honest, it's a DV documentary at all, and of course, it's a pseudo-documentary, without too much fancy. However, Dennis and Adjado were very serious about filming. ”

"Did you hear it, did you hear it, she has already said, who is the real screenwriter and director of this play? Is it Yi Feiyang, the Chinese who dare not show his face, or Dennis and Mr. Edjado, who are sitting here gentle and polite? I think everyone must have something in mind. ”

Lawyer Johnson took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and light up the so-called "truth" a little.

"But there's one thing I have to mention......" the heroine said suddenly.

The media is hooked again.

Attorney Johnson: "What do you say, say boldly, I'm in charge for you, oh God, America is a place where the law is spoken, isn't it?" ”

The heroine mustered up the courage and said: "I want to explain that after Dennis and Mr. Adjado sold the rights to "The Witch", they did not give us actors a penny! Yes, not a penny! However, Mr. Yi Feiyang signed a release contract with us, and in the future, we can get corresponding dividends! In my opinion, Mr. Yi Feiyang is the real master of this play, because he has us actors in his heart! And when editing the film, he also asked for our opinions and suggestions, and also reshot some shots for this, so in a sense, he is also the screenwriter and director of this play! ”

Lawyer Johnson, who was still in the United States, was stunned, what do you mean, being cut down?!

God, this son of a bitch~!

The actor, who hasn't spoken much, also spoke: "Yes, it's all true!" In our opinion, Mr. Yi Feiyang is a qualified screenwriter and director, because he has completed all the post-production projects of the play "The Witch", and the most important thing is that he did not regard this play as garbage worth only 200,000 yuan, but turned it into a boutique with a box office of more than 200 million! Without him, there would be no such miracle! ”

crackling, those media from all walks of life took pictures and recorded these "truths" one after another.

"Without China Yi's turning stones into gold, there would be no box office of more than 100 million today!" Everyone remembered this phrase.

Deter! These bastards must be stopped as soon as possible!

Barrister Johnson hurriedly stood up, "Ahem, I'm sorry, today's reception is over for the time being, and I will gather everyone to explain anything in the future!" ”

Without waiting for a reaction from those media reporters, someone announced, "Pack up the guys and dismiss the meeting!" ”

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This seemingly smokeless battle for authorship has come to an end for the time being. From the immediate point of view, there is no doubt that Dennis and Adjado did not win, but for them, who have been eager to be in the limelight, this "war" has brought them an unexpected "reputation", so that many American media began to follow them.

The content of its report is also varied, including how old they are, when to change their teeth, the feeling of masturbation for the first time, and the first time they have sex with their girlfriends~ and so on.

Dennis and Adjado felt like they were "celebrities", and there were even some admirers who came running to ask for autographs.

Although most of these people are "admired", it is because this pair of living treasures is the biggest silly fork ever!

sold 200 million movies for 200 million!

Such a stupid thing, no matter what, you have to see and know!

In addition, there are some people who admire their imagination and can turn a horror film into a pseudo-documentary, which really requires two brushes.

After all the hard work, they were even contacted by one or two film companies, saying that they believed they were the real director and screenwriter of "The Witch", and hoped that they would be able to make a sequel to "Blair the Witch".

This was definitely a big surprise for Dennis and Adjado.

But in the end, they were carefully selected, and finally signed a contract with a mysterious film company, ready to prepare for the production of the authentic "Blair the Witch Sequel"!

The two unlucky guys just want Yi Feiyang to take a look at that Chinese guy and let everyone see that their gang is authentic!

Of course, the point is that since the first drama can sell 200 million, this can make a lot of money if you don't say it!

But for many media outlets, what is even more curious is, who is this mysterious film company that signed with them?!