Chapter 88. 【The best in the garbage】
The fat white man who walked in from the outside was very imposing, in a suit and leather shoes, hugging back and forth, and most importantly, he himself was like a heavyweight aircraft carrier, as if the ground would be shaken by him with every step he took.
Seeing the sudden appearance of the white fat man, Bison Billy was like seeing a big savior.
"Boss Henry, save me, please save me!" He shouted loudly.
The white fat man didn't even look at the buffalo Billy who was lying on the ground wailing, and walked straight to Yi Feiyang, then narrowed his small eyes and said with a smile: "Hello, dear friend, if my guess is right, you are the amazing Chinese director Yi Feiyang!" As he spoke, he stretched out his chubby hand.
Friendly and kind, that's the first impression a white fat person makes.
Yi Feiyang didn't hold his hand, "I'm sorry, it seems that we are not friends yet." ”
In the face of Yi Feiyang's coldness, the white fat man did not feel uncomfortable in the slightest, but smiled, "Look at me, man, I should introduce myself, yes, my name is Henry, but everyone likes to call me 'Elephant' Henry, damn, I'm too fat!" I guess even African elephants will feel inferior when they see me! ”
I have to say that this white fat man is very humorous, very funny, and very good at self-deprecation.
Yi Feiyang finally showed a little "interest": "Oh, it turns out that you are Henry the Elephant, and you also opened this company?" ”
"Yes, hehe, shoot some small movies, help Hollywood prosper culture, and most importantly, help the majority of men improve the quality of life in that area!"
Yi Feiyang discovered another advantage of this fat man - his skin is thick enough.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Henry, but you didn't show up to introduce yourself, did you?"
"Nope. Of course not! Henry the Elephant shrugged. I'm here to thank you! ”
"Thank me?" Yi Feiyang was really a little surprised.
"Yes. I want to thank you! Henry the Elephant said very seriously, and then pointed to Billy the buffalo lying on the ground wailing, "Thank you, thank you, for breaking this guy's leg for me!" ”
Yi Feiyang was really a little confused, he originally thought that the real behind-the-scenes boss appeared, how could he fight with a sword, who knew that this fat man was so amiable...... Could it be that this guy is a sissy who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard?
Just when Yi Feiyang was suspicious, the elephant Henry said again: "Oh shit. You don't know, this damn guy is so disobedient. Although I don't have a good reputation in the Hollywood underground film market, I never do anything like kidnapping and blackmailing or forcing women to shoot! As a man, no matter how bad he is, he must give himself a limit! Yes, my limit is not to coerce, not to coerce, to rely entirely on their own volition! Perhaps, you think I'm boasting here. It's okay, you can ask these. Am I such a person?! ”
"That's right, I'm a big badass! I'm worse than those bad ruffians, so bad that I want to kick my head off and kick it off! But I, Henry the Elephant, am so principled! I've been running pornographic movies for so many years, and I've never seen anyone, I've never met anyone, I've been scolded, hated, and spurned...... But at the end of the day, who doesn't give me a thumbs up, oh God, this damn Henry, at least he hasn't forced him to become a prostitute! ”
"Yes, I'm proud of it! But this bastard Bison Billy, damn one, has been giving me trouble all this time, and most of all he has ruined my reputation! My poor thing, only a little bit of good name remains! To be honest, I'm really annoyed, yes, it's a big fire! Especially when I heard that he kidnapped a Russian woman under my sign and forced her to shoot "Santa vs. Snow White...... Damn, I have to admit that the name of the movie this guy made up is quite attractive, but after all, he did it wrong, and it was wrong again and again! So, when I got the news, my first instinct was to come over and break this guy's leg in person! ”
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Henry the elephant is very verbose, at least in Yi Feiyang's opinion, this guy is not a bad guy, but also a chatter, especially when he spits at the stars and speaks to you, Yi Feiyang really has an urge to smack his mouth.
"Ahem, damn it, I've talked so much, maybe you already know who I am, I'm a bad ruffian, a king-sized ruffian, whether it's size or status, it's king-sized...... Hehe, do you feel like I'm real?! ”
"Of course, you Chinese like to talk without evidence, so if I want you to believe what I say, you have to do something practical, so come on......" Henry the elephant struggled to move his huge body to make a way, and then, Yi Feiyang saw what he was looking for...... Natasha!
It turned out that Natasha had been hiding behind Henry the Elephant all along, but because Henry the Elephant was so big, like a mountain, it covered the Russian beauty.
"See, dear Chinese friend, is she the person you are looking for? Oh, there's no denying that she's a beauty! It's been a long time since my film company has met a woman with such a good figure and appearance, and if she is willing to complete the contract and shoot a movie for our company, then she will definitely be able to make a lot of money! Yes, a lot of money! I heard that she has been very popular lately, hasn't she? ”
"I'm a person who loves money, but I love to make friends more than money...... Oh shit, is there anybody coming over here and throwing this guy who is lying on the ground and humming at me! Henry the Elephant pointed to Billy the buffalo on the ground in disgust, "I hate it when people interrupt me, it's a real annoyance, oh shit!" Henry the elephant took out his handkerchief and wiped the corner of his mouth very gentlemanly.
Naturally, someone next to him came over and dragged an unlucky guy out of the coffin, pulling out blood marks on the ground, which was shocking.
"Oh yes, man, where did I just come from?" Henry the elephant asked Yi Feiyang with an incomparably kind little wink.
Yi Feiyang had to speak, "You said, you want to make friends." ”
"Oh yes! Look at me, I'm getting older, and my memory isn't very good...... I'm the one who likes to make friends the most, so she's yours! ”
At the beckon of Henry the Elephant. Natasha was let go. The poor Russian beauty hurriedly threw herself into Yi Feiyang's arms. "Boss, I'm so scared! Whining! "I cried.
"Don't be afraid, Natasha, there's nothing to do anymore!" Yi Feiyang patted her shoulder and comforted. "By the way, did they embarrass you? If so, tell me, and I'll help you get justice! ”
"No...... When it first started, the bald head forced me to continue making adult films. When I didn't comply, he locked me up...... Then, it was this fat gentleman, he rescued me, and then, I met you, boss! Whining! Although Natasha said it vaguely, it also made Yi Feiyang clearly understand that she wasn't hurt much, and she wasn't bullied by those damn guys, and. This fat guy seems to be pretty good.
"Do you think I'm pretty good?" The white fat man seemed to see Yi Feiyang's thoughts, and his small eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile. "A lot of people who don't know me think I'm greedy for money and, controlling underground movies, and I'm a complete villain! But those who have known me for a long time know that my elephant Henry is still very humane...... Like now......" said Henry the Elephant, pulling out a contract.
"See, this is a contract between Miss Natasha and my TOP company, and it's a real contract, protected by law...... I love the United States, this is the best, no matter how bad a person is, no matter how bad a person is, how bad he is, as long as he takes the legal route, he will be protected by the government! ”
Looking at Henry the elephant's triumphant appearance, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but say, "Aren't you showing off when you take out this contract?" ”
"Oh no, of course not!"
"Then you want me to make a bid...... Say, how much money? Yi Feiyang was about to take out a check. No matter how loudly the other party opens, he also wants to buy this contract, not for anything else, but for Natasha's future future.
"Hehe, man, you're underestimating me! Didn't I just say that although I love money, I love to make friends even more! So after ......" finished speaking, I saw Henry the elephant take out a lighter, snap, and set the contract on fire!
This time, Yi Feiyang really couldn't understand this "elephant". What the hell is this tycoon doing?!
"Ha, don't be so surprised, dear fellow, I just said that I would love to be able to make friends with you, and this is the price!"
Yi Feiyang was silent, and Henry the Elephant didn't urge him, just looked at him with a smile and waited.
"I know that a person of mine may be looked down upon by many people who think they are serious and claim to be righteous! No matter how rich and statusful I am, I still belong to the kind of filmmaker who is not in the stream! But I wish you could be my friend, my dear fellow......" Henry the Elephant said in a flat tone, adding at the end of the day, "I don't have many friends, not many of them...... I'm lonely! ”
For some reason, Yi Feiyang was suddenly moved by Henry the Elephant's last words, a well-known tycoon, actually said such sincere to "weak" words, Yi Feiyang felt that even if this kind of person was really bad, it would not be bad.
What's more, I've never been afraid of any bad guys!
"Okay, I promise you...... It's just that I don't know why you have to be friends with me? Yi Feiyang couldn't help but ask.
That's a good question...... However, you see, the bad environment here is really not suitable for heart-to-heart talks, to be honest, I hate the set! Why don't we go to my office, there is wine, coffee, and your Chinese's favorite tea, have a cup, sit down and have a good talk! ”
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Bill the Rabbit escorts Natasha out first. Yi Feiyang was invited to his private office by Mr. Henry the Elephant.
It's better to say it's a private office than a collection room, so when you step inside, you think you've entered a museum......
On the surrounding walls, there are all kinds of oil paintings, although Yi Feiyang does not dabble in oil paintings, but he also knows Cézanne's "Card Player", Monet's "Sunrise. Impressions", as well as Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" and other famous works.
Henry the elephant beckoned Yi Feiyang to sit down, took off his elaborate coat, hung it on the hanger, and then asked Yi Feiyang: "Tea, or coffee?" ”
Yi Feiyang said, "Let's have some tea." As he spoke, he began to look at the famous paintings again.
When Henry the Elephant saw that he was so focused, he smiled and said, "Those are imitations...... But it also cost me a lot of money, like the replica of "Sunrise. Impressions" cost me $3,000. God, to be honest, I'm hanging these things just to be elegant, lest people say, look, this guy doesn't have any taste, and the office is full of adult posters! ”
Yi Feiyang smiled, "I was still wondering just now, who would casually hang so many expensive famous paintings in the office?" ”
"Hehe, dear Yi ...... Well, there's no problem with me calling you that, right? To be honest, I'm a rough guy, and you can't guess what I'm doing until I do it......"
Henry the Elephant handed Yi Feiyang a cup of tea, "Thirty years ago, I wasn't as fat as I am now, I wasn't as rich as I am now, and of course, I wasn't as bad as I am now...... At that time, I was still a good person, one for life, in order to support my family, in order to buy milk powder for my children, driving a container truck to constantly shuttle between various states in the United States, yes, I was just a very ordinary truck driver! ”
"Maybe God saw me too hard, and one day he favored me...... I was approached by a film crew that was shooting an adult film that I wanted to rent my truck and shoot a road-style adult film that I still remember as "Eros in a Big Truck." Hehe, isn't this name very earthy, but it was very popular at that time, and the actress was also very beautiful, not losing to your Natasha...... Well, I remember she was a D cup. Why would I remember it so clearly? Because on the second night of filming, I sneaked into her tent and spent thirty dollars to do what a man should do. Now that I think about it, that thirty dollars was worth it, even though it was a week's worth of my salary! ”
Henry the Elephant took a sip of tea with great reminiscence, and then said: "Later, I heard that the drama was selling very well, and the people who filmed that drama made tens of thousands of dollars, and I was moved at that time, I didn't expect that shooting adult films would be so profitable, so at that time, I made a very bold decision, sell my damn big truck, and then find someone to shoot adult movies!" ”
Seeing that Henry the Elephant said this, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but wonder, "Is this how you got into the industry?" It looks very legendary, and it can be made into a movie, and the name is "Lust ~ Love Tycoon"! ”
When Yi Feiyang said this, he remembered a feature film "Sex ~ Book Tycoon" released in the United States last year, that is, in 1996.
The film was nominated for two Oscars for Best Director and Best Actor in '97, and won the Golden Bear at the Berlin Film Festival that year. Woody who plays the male lead. Harrison shows the complex character of this erotic ~ love emperor: irritable, cute, and a suspiciously patriotic heart.
Yi Feiyang remembers clearly that the male protagonist in it has a famous saying: "If the First Amendment protects people like me, I believe it can protect everyone, because I am the lowest and most scumbag garbage." ”
At this moment, compared with this sentence in the movie, and then look at Henry the Elephant himself, Yi Feiyang feels: He can be regarded as the best in the garbage! (To be continued......)
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