In the American fashion industry, there are many excellent fashion designers or fashionistas emerging every year, but no matter how good a person is, he can't match the words of an old German man, "You can", or "You can't".

Just such a sentence can directly take you to heaven or directly to hell.

Don't underestimate the power of this old man, in the fashion industry his words are equivalent to a holy decree, and no one can resist it.

That's right, as long as you know a little about the fashion market, you know that this German is the "fashion emperor" - Karl Lagerfeld!

As one of the biggest names in the fashion industry, Lagerfeld flies around in Germany, France, Italy, and the United States almost every year like a trapeze.

But apparently, he's staying in the U.S. a little bit more this year because he has a new brand to release in the U.S., especially in Hollywood, where the stars shine.

It can be said that the water in the fashion industry is very deep, and ordinary people come in and choke to death without drowning, especially some fashionistas who daydream of creating their own brands, and they all regard Hollywood as their own testing ground, because it has all the elements of fashion brand releases, media, stars, PARTIES, and a weekly fashion week......

As a well-deserved emperor in the fashion industry, Lagerfeld is well aware of the huge publicity magic that the star effect of Ludao will bring to his brand, so he grasps the star-studded place of Hollywood to release his new works.

So yesterday, at the invitation of Los Angeles Mayor Whitman, he wore a yellow fluorescent suit over a black suit. Wearing his favorite fingerless black gloves and signature black sunglasses, the campaign's tagline was: "It's yellow, it's ugly, it doesn't match anything, but it protects your life." He also appeared on the cover of this issue of Time magazine.

Since Lagerfeld is in Los Angeles, Yi Feiyang will certainly not let go of the opportunity to visit him, and that afternoon, Yi Feiyang finally took a free time, and Yi Feiyang took the fat man Gao Jiabao to the place where Lagerfeld worked.

It's a tall building with a very special shape. It was originally an abandoned warehouse. With two floors underground and three floors above ground, it has been renovated and is known as the new coordinate of Hollywood fashion and the headquarters of Lagerfeld's fashion empire.

From the outside. This "fashion empire" does not show any fashion or artistic atmosphere. But when Yi Feiyang and Gao Jiabao entered the building, Jin was dumbfounded.

The first thing that catches your eye is the hand-painted wall painting on the wall in large colors and beautiful colors. This wall painting is entirely painted with watercolor pen, and even if you don't know a little about the history of painting, you can recognize it. This wall painting is Leonardo da Vinci's famous work, the Mona Lisa.

However, unlike the original, this Montana Lisa's face is covered with a faint veil, which is more mysterious, with a bit of a 19th-century European Arab woman.

Looking at this improved version of the masterpiece, Yi Feiyang really didn't know whether to praise the imagination of the person who painted this painting, or to shake his head and sigh at his spoof ability.

"It's a very nice picture." The tall fat man who didn't have any artistic cells on his body touched his chin and admired, "If this girl holds a pistol in her hand, it's a copy of 007!" ”

Yi Feiyang was almost choked to death by this sentence, and his heart said, the ignorant are fearless, and the ignorant are not guilty, just forgive the fat man for this low-level level of appreciation.

Walking through a long corridor, on both sides of which were also famous paintings of different styles, Yi Feiyang and the fat man finally came to a spacious hall.

Yi Feiyang and Gao Jiabao looked around, and the first feeling in their hearts was...... Grandiose, unbeatable!

The fat man Gao Jiabao asked the blonde beauty in the front desk service area, yes, this is Lagerfeld's fashion world, and it is also the "nest" of this guy in Los Angeles, USA.

"Pick! Now I can make so much money selling clothes, and my father asked me to set up a stall in Hong Kong to sell jeans for a purpose, but unfortunately, I came to the United States with you by mistake, otherwise I might have made such a big company now! The tall fat man said with a spit of saliva.

Gao Jiabao's surprised expression fell into the eyes of the blonde girl at the service desk and turned into a shallow smile.

Almost everyone who comes here for the first time has this expression, only the other one seems to have more social experience, from the time he came in to the present, he has the same smiling expression, neither humble nor arrogant, and has the taste of a mature man, which is really a little charming. The blonde looked at Yi Feiyang and showed a shallow smile again.

"Hi there, beauty! We want to see Mr. Lagerfeld, the trouble is as delicate as a flower, can you help me report it?! The fat man Gao Jiabao showed a smile that he thought was cool, and said softly to the blonde.

The blonde's affection for the fat man instantly climbed. "Ah, what a keen observation, and I can see at once that I am a beautiful woman in the show, not at all like those guys who have no beads! Damn, that's what a mature man is! Looking at his appearance, although he is a little fatter, he is full of naïve and cute atmosphere. ”

But the blonde was still very responsible, and immediately came to her senses from her reverie: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lagerfeld said that he can't see guests while he is working. ”

In Yi Feiyang's eyes, the fat man, who was completely obsessed, continued to exert his masculine charm, and said: "Ha, beauty, the rules are dead, people are alive, besides, the rules and regulations are all set by people, we really have very important things to find Mr. Lagerfeld...... Why don't you register with you here, and let my friend in first, okay? ”

"This ......," the blonde hesitated.

"Don't do this or that, to be honest, this friend of mine knows your Monsieur Lagerfeld very well, yes, they know each other very well, and they have drunk together, so you don't have to worry, just meet and we will explain everything and we won't trouble you...... Come, let's register first, my name is Gao Jiabao, my English name is Darling, you can also call me Hani, oh God, isn't my name sweet? You see, I've already told you my name, can you tell me your name? If you don't tell me, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep when I go back...... You don't want to see me spin on my side, do you? God, what a kind beauty you are, you wouldn't be so cruel! ”

The blonde's cheeks immediately turned red after hearing this, "Hi, my name is Catherine......"

"Catherine? What a beautiful name! Such a beautiful name simply matches your temperament. Oh, Catherine, do you know that when you see you, it reminds me of the vibrancy of spring...... Come Catherine, I'll tell you a joke about the moon landing, it's funny......"

Yi Feiyang felt sick to his stomach for a while, and he simply threw himself to the ground for the fat man's admiration.

For a long time, fat people are obscene enough, lewd enough~, but they are hidden deeply, and they regard themselves as upright gentlemen and innocent men...... But as the fat man's position and power in the company become bigger and bigger, and he has money in his hand, how does that saying that when a woman becomes bad, she becomes rich, and a man becomes bad as soon as she is rich. The fat man is no exception, not to mention that the one who is close to Zhu is red and the one who is close to the ink is black, he has Bill the rabbit by his side, and the scum like Fat Jack, under their careful teaching and cultivation, the fat man has long been degenerate and corrupt, and has become an out-and-out master of picking up girls!

According to the fat man's own words, the reason why he worked so hard to learn the art of picking girls was to promote the prestige of our country and let American girls know how powerful Chinese men are!

In this regard, Yi Feiyang used to scoff at it, but now, Yi Feiyang never thought that the fat man's skills in picking up girls could be comparable to Zhang Wuji's "Jiuyang Divine Skill" to reach the super high realm of the ninth layer.

At this time, the American girl named Catherine had misty eyes, spring love, and was completely controlled by the fat man.

Gao Jiabao took the opportunity to wave his hand behind him, Yi Feiyang smiled slightly and walked inside.

Behind him, the tall fat man continued to play his "pickle girl stunt" and told jokes to Catherine.

It is said that Armstrong, the first astronaut to land on the moon, said a world-famous sentence: "A small step for a man is a big leap for mankind." As he returned to the landing capsule, he uttered an inexplicable remark: "Good luck, Mr. Gosky." ”

Most people at NASA thought that the phrase didn't mean much, probably referring to some Soviet cosmonaut. But after checking and checking, there was no such person in the Soviet Union or NASA. Every year after that, many people asked Armstrong what the phrase "Good luck, Mr. Gosky" meant, and he laughed and didn't answer.

……

More than 20 years later, a reporter poked out the question that had been asked for 26 years, and this time Armstrong finally spoke. Mr. Goskey had died not long ago, and Armstrong felt he could answer.

When he was a child, one day, he was playing baseball in the yard with his friends. His friend hit the ball under the window of his neighbor's house, Mr. and Mrs. Gosky. As Armstrong bent over to pick up the ball, he heard the couple arguing, and Mrs. Goskey shouted, "You want to sleep with me?" Don't! Unless the neighbor's kid goes to the moon! ”

I have to say that the fat man's joke was very successful, making Catherine in front of her smile forward and backward, and her pretty face was shining.

Gao Fat's favorite thing to see is the laughing appearance of women, so he leaned forward, supported the counter with both hands, continued to look at each other with his "charming" eyes, and said softly: "Now that we are friends, can you tell me your phone number?" ”

"Of course you can, why not?" Catherine shrugged and said to the fat man with a smile, her eyes fluttering.

The fat man said to himself: Slut! I like it, though! (To be continued......)