Yi Feiyang's abacus is very loud, that is, to take Will Smith and his five-and-a-half-year-old son Jaden Jr. together, and star in the play "When Happiness Knocks on the Door", which is for all ages.

Will hesitated for a moment and said, "Oh no, dear Yi, I can act, I'm afraid he can't, he's too young!" Then he glanced at his baby son with some unconfidence, and not far away, little Jaden was fiddling with his toy Transformers, having a lot of fun.

yes, what can a five-year-old kid do?!

Yi Feiyang smiled and said: "It's okay, Will, it's decided like this, little Jaden is your son, he should have a talent for acting, and this is also a rare opportunity, and it is also a kind of exercise for him...... As for age, although Jaden is still a little young, he also has a small advantage and can win more sympathy! ”

"Oh God, you're right, he's my son, he has already inherited my acting genes, you don't know the way, Yi, every night he will play Superman in bed, and play Spider-Man under the quilt, of course, I am the villain, his mother is a big beauty, he has to be a hero to save beauty every time...... Hehe, this little ghost head, it's so funny! As soon as he talked about his son's talent for acting, Will Smith laughed from ear to ear.

"But then again, acting isn't about kids after all, and it's not about being able to transform into Spider-Man with a hood...... I've read the script, Jaden is only five years old, and the child here is eight years old, and the age gap is on the big side, so ...... Can he? Will asked, a little unconfidently.

"Hehe, I said yes!" Yi Feiyang said confidently. "Will, you have to trust me! Believe in yourself! Believe in little Jayden even more! At this moment, we are creating a new play. Make a piece of history! Throughout the world, the film industry. There are not too many movies where fathers and sons can perform on the same stage. And you have encountered such opportunities and challenges, whether you can seize the opportunity, whether you can win the challenge, it depends on your current choice! Will, are you ready? ”

Will Smith was flickered by Yi Feiyang's blood, "Then, I agree!" "Just pat your chest and say." Come on. Easy, like you said, let's make history together! ”

……

Seeing that it had succeeded, but suddenly, a very discordant voice appeared, "You agree, I don't agree!" His wife, Jada, took little Jaden in her arms, "Will, you guy, I won't give my son to you to suffer." Yes, never! ”

Yi Feiyang was stunned. Miscalculated, forgot that everyone in the world who is a mother protects the calf!

Looking at Will Smith again, I didn't expect my wife to be so faceless and yelling at herself in front of outsiders, so she said angrily: "Ha, what are you talking about?!" Who in this house has the final say?! "It's loud and terrifying.

The wife was even more angry: "I have the final say, what? ”

The voice is louder and the momentum is like a rainbow.

Will wilted, "Oh, I'm just casually asking. ”

Yi Feiyang: "......?!" ”

……

Will turned back to Yi Feiyang and said, "I'm sorry, dear Yi, my wife doesn't agree with little Jaden filming, yes, women are so troublesome, and they are always afraid that their children will be hurt, so I hope you can understand!" The tone is tactful and sincere, which makes people feel that he is a bitter man who is oppressed at home.

"I can understand that...... Although I am not yet a father, and of course, I have not married such a wife. Yi Feiyang smiled, "However, I hope you can think about it carefully, after all, this is a rare opportunity, children also need to exercise more, perhaps, you can ask little Jaden's opinion......"

Ask your child for advice?

Sounds democratic.

Will Smith's eyes lit up and he looked at his wife Jada, "How about it, do you want to hear what your son has to say?" If he wants to, don't stop it! ”

Jada is not the kind of unreasonable person, but the nature of being a mother is not willing to let her son suffer, seeing Will say this, she nodded and said, "Okay, I respect my son's opinion...... Although he is still a little small. ”

Seeing that his wife was finally relieved, Will couldn't help but be overjoyed, turned around and squatted down, smiled at his baby son and said, "Hey, Jaden, are you willing to follow your dad to film?" ”

Little Jaden tilted his head: "Filming? Is it fun? ”

"Well, it's like you guys make games."

"Do you have any candy?"

"No, but you can earn some money and buy candy."

"What is a salary?"

"It's your salary, the income from your labor, for example, you help your mother sweep the floor at home, and your mother gives you three cents, that's the salary."

"Oh, I see. So, can I make many, many three-cents? ”

"Yes, as long as you act well...... Do you say, dear Director Yi? Will asked Yi Feiyang with a wink.

Yi Feiyang nodded, it was estimated that it was the first time in his life that he fooled a child.

"Hey, you two, don't mislead my kid...... Jaden, do you know that filming is very tiring and hard! Will's wife despised the two "big bad wolves" very much.

"What is hard work? Want to spank? ”

"No, it's just ...... Anyway, you have to walk around in front of the camera constantly. Will's wife was a little unclear.

"Walking around? Like a footballer? ”

"Yes, as hard as a footballer, are you still willing to do it?" How the wife wished that her son would say no.

But, "Yes, I do!" I think it's funny. Jaden Jr. said.

"Yes!" Will and Yi Feiyang high-fived in celebration.

The wife rolled her eyes.

"But......" Jaden Jr. said suddenly, "I have a condition......"

"Conditions? Will a five-year-old kid still ask for conditions? It's too precocious, right? Yi Feiyang was speechless.

"What conditions, my dear, tell me about it?"

Little Jaden crossed his hands on his hips and made a little adult look, "That is, I have to eat a lollipop every day!" ”

"Huh?!" Faced with such a powerful condition, Yi Feiyang fainted directly.

……

"All right, Mr. Will. Thank you so much for believing in me. Thank you father and son for officially joining the play "Happiness Knocks on the Door". How to say it. Now, all you have to do is to teach your son Jaden Jr. to act in this play, you are both a father and his personal assistant, yes, I hope that Jaden Jr. will be able to successfully complete the task under your tutelage, and show your sincere father-son love in and out of the play. Add an indelible soul to my films! Yi Feiyang settled down and said categorically.

"Of course, in order to be more suitable for Jaden's age, I will modify the script a little bit to make the characters more suitable for a five-year-old boy...... Trust me, this play will definitely become a classic! You, me, and little Jaden will make new history! ”

Hearing Yi Feiyang say this, Will stood up abruptly and gave Yi Feiyang a bear hug: "That's right." We're going to make new history! All in all, thank you so much. Easy! I really liked Gardner's character as if it was born for me, and I was filled with longing for it ever since I saw the script. I promise you that I will star in this play with little Jaden, yes, our father and son will definitely exert 100% energy, you just see! ”

Needless to say? In the original time and space, you are the protagonist! Someone's heart shouted.

……

After getting rid of the black movie star Will Smith, Yi Feiyang kept going, took the script and ran directly to Clinton's house.

Now Clinton has officially stepped down, moved out of the famous White House, and has become a new flat-headed citizen.

I don't fit in!

Suddenly out of the spotlight, Clinton was depressed, with no courtship, no bodyguards, no convoy, and no interviews...... My daily work is no longer to correct documents at the White House, nor to fly to other countries on Air Force One to visit, but to pick up scissors to learn gardening skills in front of a large number of flowers and plants...... Occasionally, of course, a few publishers would come up to him in the hope that he would write a memoir, preferably in some detail about his passage with the White House intern Lewinsky, and the details of the text could be referenced in Erotic Master Lawrence's "Lady Chatterley's Lover" or Nabokov's "Lolita...... The main thing is that the details on the bed are beautifully written.

Clinton's response to these requests was to kick them out!

In addition to the people from these publishing houses, there are also some speech organizations, hoping that he can come forward to do motivational speeches or something, which is expensive. Clinton is very interested in this, and he can make a lot of money with his mouth, which is not bad.

However, after giving several speeches, Clinton encountered many unthinkable incidents, some people cheered for him, and some people threw rotten eggs at him...... God, barbarians!

The most hateful thing is that he is no longer the president and has no bodyguards, so the rotten eggs that flew from the ground smashed directly into his body...... The smell is long!

This is a desecration of one's own dignity, an insult to one's identity, yes! Accuse them and defend your dignity with the law!

But...... The organizers of the speech meeting stopped Clinton's behavior, and even his wife Hillary Clinton stopped him, because the United States has free speech, and smashing rotten eggs is too common to make things bigger.

Faced with such an outcome, Clinton was dumbfounded.

In order to express his protest, Clinton no longer attended any events and ignored the advice of his wife, Hillary. He snuggled up at home, worked as an otaku, got up, brushed his teeth, watched TV, watched talk shows, read newspapers, watched the war in Afghanistan...... Then, there's nothing to do!

At this time, when he heard that the servant said that Yi Feiyang was coming, Clinton's first reaction was: "Let him come in!" ”

The servant was about to turn around, "Wait! Clinton touched his nose and asked the servant, "Do I look very idle like this?" ”

"Yes, sir."

“……”

Yi Feiyang walked into the hall, although this place is not as spacious as the White House, it is more warm and bright, especially the beautiful flowers and plants around, which makes people feel very comfortable, unlike in the White House, five steps and one post, ten steps and one sentry, solemn and painful.

When he didn't see Clinton, Yi Feiyang had to wait in the hall, and after a while, Clinton came down from the stairs on the phone.

"Hey, it's me, Bill Clinton, well, that interview show just pushed back, I'm so busy! Well, yes, yes, I've got a big speaking engagement tomorrow. The number of people is at least tens of thousands. As for the day after tomorrow. I'm going to go live on TV and talk about the situation in Afghanistan today...... What, the day after tomorrow? I don't have time either, oh my God, three publishers have already made appointments with me to talk to me about publishing biographies...... yes, I'm just too busy, alas. Didn't even have time to take a sip of coffee......"

Clinton was talking on the phone while motioning for Yi Feiyang to sit down, Yi Feiyang smiled, and then opened his mouth to say something.

Clinton didn't hear clearly, and covered the phone, "Oh, dear Yi, what did you say?" You know, I'm really busy! ”

"I mean, you took the phone down."

Clinton: "......"

Very embarrassed to accept the phone. After all, Clinton had been president, and he had already practiced invulnerability. "Hey, Yi, do you have something to do with me?"

"Of course I'm looking for you to act!" Yi Feiyang shrugged.

"Acting?" Clinton snapped, "You mean, the script has already been written?" ”

"Yes, it's here, you can take a look." Yi Feiyang handed over the script.

Clinton immediately took it with great interest, flipped through a few pages, "No, easy." I'm white, but your protagonist seems to be a black man......"

Yi Feiyang smiled and said: "That's right, the protagonist is black, and I invited Will Smith to star, and you, playing with him, play a supporting role in the play." ”

"What?" Clinton's mouth opened wide, "You mean, let me play a supporting role and play Will Smith?" ”

"Yes, that's it."

"Oh God, there's no mistake." Clinton looked very unhappy, "Although I am no longer president, you can't fool me with such a role!" Look, man, am I like the kind of person who plays people? Don't say anything else, just as soon as I appear like this, this temperament, this momentum, this aura, don't you steal the limelight of the protagonist? So, Yi, you definitely made a very wrong decision! ”

Yi Feiyang smiled, the Clinton in front of him was still the kind of president, and he hadn't changed at all.

"In fact, I have also considered this situation...... Yi Feiyang explained, "but in my opinion, these are secondary, the main thing is that the main character must be black, he must have superb acting skills, and he must have a son, because we are going to play a real father-son relationship in this play!" ”

Clinton was asked, and after a moment, he said with some unhappiness, "What is this?" Wouldn't it be okay to change the main character to be white? Can't white people be inspired? I've even been president, so what's not to play? Acting for me is just eating, drinking coffee, and sleeping with my eyes closed, it's too simple! And what kind of father-son relationship do you say? Can't it be changed to a father-daughter relationship? Although my dear daughter is not very good-looking, of course she is a little older, but I can find a replacement, my niece is very good, just six and a half years old this year, innocent, lively and cute, definitely a good seedling of acting! ”

Clinton is worthy of being a master of speech, and this wild spray made Yi Feiyang a little overwhelmed.

"Ahem, dear Mr. Clinton, I know exactly what you mean, yes, I know what you mean. But a movie is a movie, and I am the director, I can analyze with you from a professional perspective, and you are definitely not suitable to be the leading actor at this moment......"

"Oh, for what? Can you give me a good reason to be in trouble? Clinton looked up at Yi Feiyang with a big pie face and was very unhappy.

"A reason? No, I can give you three reasons! Yi Feiyang said firmly, "First, what must the protagonist be black? Because black people in the United States are discriminated against and have a low status, they are shocked and persuasive when they struggle; Second, I don't deny that you have superb acting skills, but a movie actor can do a good job in the position of president, but the president may not be able to be qualified for the position of actor; Thirdly, my script is complete and perfect enough, and the role positioning is a father-son relationship, so unfortunately, it is not a father-daughter relationship, unless you ask Gao Ming to revise the script. How about it, aren't the above three conditions enough? If I need to, I will add another one, if you don't star in this play, I can still find the right person, but the role of Martin is definitely not simple......"

Sure enough, as Yi Feiyang expected, Clinton was curious: "Why is it not simple?" ”

Yi Feiyang smiled mysteriously, "Do you know how to do it, this Martin I designed, with the same background as you, used to be a lawyer, with a successful career, handsome and wise, when many people discriminated against blacks, only he took in the male protagonist and gave him a chance, it can be said that Martin is a tall and complete character, and I think only a few people can play such a role." ”

Every man has a heroic dream, either he wants to be Superman, or Spider-Man, no matter how bad he is, he can be Spider-Man's follower.

As a former president, Clinton is still very protective of his image, although because of the sex scandal, he has been disgraced and disgraced...... But as he said to the outside world, he just made the same mistake that all men make!

"Very good, dear Yi, listening to you say this, it seems that this Martin's character is very gimmicky, yes, he is so good, he will definitely be able to resonate with people!"

Yi Feiyang smiled, it seems that this Clinton is really flexible enough, his thinking and analysis are very fast, and he immediately sees the benefits inside.

That's right, if Clinton can play this white character well, then it will undoubtedly help him a lot in his personal image after he steps down.

"Okay then, it looks like you're happy with the role, don't you, hope we have a good time working together!" Yi Feiyang doesn't talk nonsense anymore, everyone is a smart person, and everything is in a word. (To be continued......)